Chapter 312: Eating or Finding Fault?
"Two, the dishes are ready, please use them slowly." The voice of the third princess brought the two who raised their glasses back to reality, and Jieli lost his mind slightly again, but he still remembered Zhao Deyan's exhortation just now, and he was not frivolous, but asked dissatisfiedly: "Why is there only food and no wine?" We've paid you a lot of money. ”
Zhao Deyan looked at him wildly, and motioned to the boss to be more low-key and tactful, but unfortunately Jieli didn't see it.
"Wine? Silver? The three princesses laughed angrily, coughed lightly and explained: "That's it, it's the first time you came, maybe you didn't inquire clearly." The price of the food in this restaurant is high, I think this gentleman is clear, the bag of silver just now, I have according to your requirements, the number of this table of food, there are accounts to check, the score is not bad. ”
"What? This, this table of food costs a hundred taels of silver? Are you a black shop? Jieli exclaimed, "Don't think that we are from the grassland, so we can be bullied!" Tell you, this king is ......"
Zhao Deyan hurriedly covered the other party's mouth and held it down, but the voice had already spread out, attracting the attention of many people, and the Xuanjia guards outside the door had already come in, just waiting for the princess to say a word.
The third princess waved her hand to signal the guards to retreat, and everyone sat down to continue eating, and then sneered at Jieli: "No need to hide it, come from the grassland, call yourself the king, and follow a Han military advisor by your side, then you are Jieli Khan of the Eastern Turks, and you are Zhao Deyan?" ”
Jieli was stunned, looked at each other puzzled, and said in his heart A mere maid serving vegetables, knowing that Lao Tzu is the lord of a country, dare to ignore it like this?
Zhao Deyan knew it, but he didn't dare to break the territory of King Qin, and he wanted to get through the trick and coax Jieli to eat this meal to cure his illness, so he was very humble and said: "You ......have a good eye."
"I'm very busy, I don't have time to care about your identity, it's best to ask the rules before you come, don't mess with me, the food won't give you hands and feet, don't worry about eating, just sit down and eat if you have nothing to do, I'm going to be busy." The third princess turned to leave.
Zhao Deyan stretched out his hand and asked, "Then ...... this wine?"
The third princess frowned, and said with some displeasure: "I really want to drink?" Well, your identity, the Tao can sell you a pot. ”
"Oh? So, is your wine a liquid of elixir? Ordinary people don't sell it? Strategist, take the silver, this king has to taste it. Jieli snorted coldly, a little unconvinced.
"Silver? Hahahaha...... "For Jieli's lack of knowledge, the third princess really couldn't help it, covered her mouth and almost bent over with a smile, and after a while, she forced a smile and said: "My family's wine is really made of elixir and jade, so you can't buy it with silver, a pot of wine, a hundred taels of gold." ”
"What??" Jie Liluo stood up suddenly, "Black shop, black shop, black shop that deliberately rips off customers......"
The third princess's face was smoothly pulled down, and she snorted lightly: "Hmph, since the first opening of the store last year, only three people have called the black store of the store, and it has been more than a year now. I don't know what to do! I don't think you're here to eat, you're here to find trouble, right? ”
At this time, the fourth princess, who was also a running companion, came up and said indignantly: "Third sister, they dare to make trouble? I'll clear it out! ”
Zhao Deyan hurriedly stood up in the middle, while giving Jieli a look to prevent him from speaking, on the other hand, he apologized repeatedly, and at the same time took out a small cloth bag from his body again, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my lord is too busy to understand the rules, and he is offended, but he didn't mean to." This is the money for wine, we are really here to eat, and we will not make trouble. ”
"Hmph, you still know how to be polite, since you voted for the grassland as the prime minister, you can assist others well, teach them the rules of the Central Plains, in Chang'an City, you are still so arrogant, be careful of causing trouble!" The third princess dropped a cold threat, pulled the fourth princess and turned into the back kitchen, and continued to work busily.
Jieli was extremely depressed by his subordinates' operation, and when he saw the other party walking into the side door, he pointed there angrily and asked, "What are you stopping me from?" This king's face has been lost by you, what if this is the emperor opening a shop? Could it be that they are all imperial concubines? ”
"Oh my Great Khan, can I call you your own father? Stop howling, are you deliberately giving me a problem? No matter how rude we are, we don't need to be taken care of, the full house of diners can't tolerate us, and the money is spent, so let's eat quickly, don't make enemies with food. Zhao Deyan covered Jieli's mouth and persuaded repeatedly, "Da Khan, no matter what, after eating this meal, I'll give you an explanation when I go back, I admit that I want to kill or chop, I just ask you not to speak again, we are really here to eat, not to cause trouble." ”
Jieli snorted coldly, picked up the chopsticks and went to the steamed sea bass clip, it was also thanks to Jieli, who liked the Central Plains culture since he was a child, and learned to use chopsticks early.
Well! The key is that the taste is delicious, it is like a cool lightning, hitting the taste buds, that kind of taste, in terms of Jieli, the vocabulary is not enough, it cannot be described, only the eyes of enjoying intoxication are left......
"How's it going, Great Khan? Isn't the taste unique? Zhao Deyan smiled, and his heart was done, when he was in a bad mood, no meal could not be conquered, so I will try it too.
But before he could catch the fish with his chopsticks, Jieli woke up, dropped the chopsticks directly, picked up the plate with one hand, and grabbed the fish with the other hand to feast on it.
Swallowing her saliva, the fourth princess shook her head and said, "Are your grasslands so poor?" Look at your lord like this, you must have not eaten enough for several months. This is the wine you want, a sweet and soft elixir, I heard that the steppe people like spirits, but you don't have enough money, you can only provide wine at this price, so you will be fine. ”
After saying that, she turned around and walked quickly into the backyard, she couldn't wait to tell her sisters the interesting story here.
Looking at the fish that entered the belly of Jieli after three times five divided by two, when he poured the wine and looked up again, there was only an empty plate left, not to mention the fish bones, even the soup of the steamed fish was not left, this plate was clean and could be taken directly to reload the dishes.
The diner at the table not far away sighed: "Hey, it seems that the grassland is indeed bitter cold, and it is not easy to starve as a king." I'm so lucky that we were born in Datang. ”
Jie Li seemed to be choked or stuck, Zhao Deyan hurriedly handed over the drink, "Sweaty, choking on eating, drink some wine and ...... smoothly"
didn't have time to speak, his expression was very uncomfortable, Jieli took the wine glass with one hand, but the other hand tried his best to pick his throat, Zhao Deyan panicked, and secretly said that it wouldn't be poisoned, right? Do they really dare?