Chapter 314: Old Sickness and New Injury
"Huh? Are you the cook? is so young, Datang is really full of talents. Yes, it's this king looking for you, you are lucky, follow this king to the grassland royal court to cook in the future, this king will give you double the treatment here. ”
A group of diners stopped because of the arrival of Fang Yiai, waiting to fight with General Fang Xiao, but Jieli turned from surprise to joy, and began to float when he thought of today's harvest......
Seeing Jieli's silly and cute appearance, Fang Yiai slashed the kitchen knife into the table and said jokingly: "Oh? Double the treatment? Wow, I'm afraid you can't afford it. The master cooks here, and he is not paid, but he is a general of the Tang Dynasty, commanding 5,000 troops. If it is doubled, it is 10,000 troops, and the general of the third rank or the general from the second rank, if you put it in your Turkic, it is equivalent to the king of the left and right, are you willing to do it? ”
"What? How is this possible? You are just a cook, how can you be a general of the Tang Dynasty? Young people, talk about business with sincerity, and don't offend people by talking big about it for the sake of a moment. Since you know that this king is the lord of the Turks, you should know who can be offended and who cannot be offended, didn't the adults in the family teach you this? Jieli said with an appreciative education.
With his hands spread, Fang Yiai smiled and said: "I'm sorry, my father and my teacher have taught me that the Northern Turks are my feud in the Central Plains, and we must not forget it. ”
"Good! General Fang Xiao is good! The crowd cheered.
Jieli's face fell, and he asked gloomily, "Who are you?" ”
Fang Yiai laughed and said, "Don't you recognize me? Outside Chang'an City last year, the master also fought with your Turkic army, you don't recognize it, but your subordinate Zuo Xianwang must recognize it, he was tied by the master himself. ”
Well? It's up to you?
At this time, Zhao Deyan suddenly remembered last year's war, and couldn't help but guess: "Last year, Zuo Xianwang's 30,000 troops surrounded Chang'an, according to intelligence, it was held by two generals with poisonous smoke, a middle-aged peerless master Yuwen Chengdu, and a white-clothed young general, it is said that he is a disciple of Yuwen Chengdu, could it be you?" ”
Fang Yiai smiled and arched his hand: "No, it's the master." ”
"You...... The shaft is rude! Even if the King of Qin of your family comes, he will be polite to me Great Khan, you ......" Zhao Deyan was about to have a seizure, but was interrupted by Fang Yiai's disdain.
"Hey, since you know the name of your teacher, you dare to come to my tavern to make trouble? Entering the door to tease my wife, and robbing my storefront after eating, the Turks are really a group of bandits who like to fight the autumn wind, for you like this, what is needed is not politeness, but the master's kitchen knife! After speaking, Fang Yiai directly copied the kitchen knife.
"Wait, what are you doing? Want to kill someone? You can't run away if you kill us......" Zhao Deyan panicked, and protected Jieli behind him, Jieli was also a little empty, he couldn't walk now, didn't he become a lamb to the slaughter? What's more, the other party is still a fierce general.
slaughtered them, slaughtered them...... The room was full of excitement.
At this moment, the second princess came out and stopped Fang Yiai: "Wait! It is the nature of the northern barbarians to be arrogant and arrogant, and they can be driven out by a lesson, and they must not hurt their lives. ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around and entered the back house leisurely, Fang Yiai understood in seconds, stabbed the kitchen knife on the table again, rubbed his hands and laughed, "See it?" The person who spoke just now was my master, Princess Qin, and I was ordered to punish you, so ...... Ready for Fist? ”
When the words landed, Fang Yiai was not delayed, he grabbed Zhao Deyan's collar and threw it out of the door, just belly down, and he ate so full, the food in his stomach was thrown out on the spot.
When Jieli saw it, he was even more weak-hearted, and forced himself to calm down: "This king warns you, my guards are outside the West City, dare to touch me, me, my ......"
Like his subordinates, they all flew out, but Jieli seemed to be even worse, his face touched the ground, and he didn't drop the food, but his face was bruised.
Fang Yiai chased out to fight, Zhao Deyan endured the discomfort, pressed on Jieli to protect the other party, and hurriedly explained and begged for mercy: "Little general, slow down, we don't know that this is King Qin's shop, we don't know that they are princesses, and we have no intention of offending ......"
Phew! Knowing that coming here to eat, who doesn't know who we are? Is it a fool to be a master? Sin is one more!
For a full quarter of an hour, Fang Yiai was beating, the audience was applauding, Jieli and Zhao Deyan were beaten to death, almost out of breath, not because of how serious the injury was, but because he had just eaten enough, all the things in his stomach were beaten out, and his mouth and nostrils were all there, that kind of taste...... Tsk, spicy eyes can't see.
"Okay, have a long memory, eat well in the future, don't make trouble and offend people, lest you offend people who shouldn't be offended, and suffer from flesh and skin!" Fang Yiai clapped his hands and said.
Burst...... Jieli really wants to vomit blood, isn't this what Lao Tzu taught you just now? Being bullied like this by a hairy boy, for the first time in my life, it's a great shame!
Getting up with difficulty, and seeing the ordinary people of the Tang Dynasty who were laughing at him all around, Jieli was furious and scolded angrily: "What do you see? A group of untouchables, today's shame can't be good, this king wants to go to your emperor and ask you King Qin for an explanation......"
"Okay, I'm rude and beaten, and I have to say the law, it's not a shame! spent a few hundred taels for a meal, this is good, all of them were beaten out, tsk...... "The onlookers have a poisonous tongue, and they directly make up the knife and ridicule, and I don't know if this is distressing about money or food."
You, I......
Squatting on the ground, Jieli looked at Zhao Deyan, who was like a dead dog beside him, "It's all a good thing you did, why are you hiding it from this king, this is his Li Yuanying's territory, take me to make a fool of yourself?" ”
Zhao Deyan wanted to cry without tears, "Great Khan, it is rumored that the food here has a miraculous function, and your illness can be cured in one meal...... By the way, now that the rice has been beaten, are you cured? ”
Still mentioning illness? I don't know if the old illness is good or not, anyway, I have added a new injury!
"Eat to heal? Have you been deceived? Do you believe this kind of thing? I ......" Jieli scolded and scolded, but stopped, he felt it, now there seems to be skin trauma left all over his body, and the chest tightness and headache before are all gone, and he can't help but think, is it really useful? How is this possible? Could it be that there are medicinal herbs in this dish?
Thinking of this, he seemed to forget the current environment, and directly reached out and touched the residue on the ground, put it in his mouth again and tasted it, and then shook his head, there was no smell of medicinal herbs......
I went, but this scene stunned the crowd of onlookers.
The next second: everyone bent down and vomited......
This special mother Turkic people are too natural to stand it...... I don't know who it is, I fled while spitting, and I didn't forget to complain.
Go and go, all the outside of the alley are spit, how do you do business if you spit at the door? At the door, the commander of the Xuanjia army shouted loudly, come on, hurry up and carry these two troublesome guys out and throw them outside the gate of the West Market......
With such a big movement, so many people vomited collectively after eating at the Qinwang Tavern, which was quite abnormal. So the news spread quickly, and for a while rumors spread that the food in the Qinwang Tavern was not fresh today, which led to a mass food poisoning incident, which caused panic among the people, and the restaurant's business plummeted, and Li Yuanying had to come forward to refute the rumors.