Li Er patted his fourth brother Li Yuanba on the shoulder and explained: "In the fifth year of Jin Yongjia, the former Zhao Liu Cong captured Sima Chi, the Emperor Huai of Jin, and returned to the former Zhao. Nineteen years later, Hou Zhao Shi strangled the former Zhao and got the seal. What's more ingenious, on the right side is engraved 'Heavenly Destiny Stone'. ”

After listening, Li Yuanba sneered and said, "Phew! What Destiny Stone? Didn't you lose your country in the end? If there is really any destiny, this stone lump can really suppress the national fortune, then from the Qin Dynasty, the country has been in peace for a long time, and now for hundreds of years, it seems that changing dynasties is more frequent than having children.

Second brother, in my opinion, this Laoshizi jade seal must be a bad thing, so it is better to throw it away. ”

Burst...... Li Yuanying vomited blood again, crying and laughing. Li Er was stunned by the words of the fourth brother and stood on the spot, the joy of getting the jade seal just now was gone, as if someone had poured a basin of cold water, and he was instantly sober.

After a long time, Li Er hugged Li Yuanba and said sincerely: "The fourth brother doesn't have to be confused by foreign things such as fame and fortune, the heart of a pure child is difficult to find in the world, and a warning word is really deafening!" I want to thank you for the reminder, I almost lost my mind by this thing. ”

"Second brother, I also have the heart of a child, I got this thing, and I sent it to you non-stop, but you didn't even have a reward......" Li Yuanying joked next to him.

"Whew! Gorou, you don't have to be cheeky, anyone in the world can say that you have a pure heart, but you can't, you are a lazy person who is greedy for money and lustful. Li Er scolded with his head and face, Li Yuanying's eyes were full of grievances, but he was actually seen through the weakness of his heart.

Seeing him like this, Li Er changed his words and asked jokingly: "Hehe, it's not for my brother, but I don't know what to reward." If you have money, you have more money than the treasury. In terms of official position, you are already the king of Qin in the Tang Dynasty, and all the soldiers and horses in the world are under your control, and then there is this throne, why don't we change them? You come here, I'll go to your tavern to rest and rest? ”

Li Yuanying shook his head: "Don't, you want to trick me into working for you again?" As for you, I don't want to post money, and the person who sits in this position is either drunk and mediocre and scolded for a lifetime, or has worked hard all his life.

How good am I to be my free Qin King? There is no shortage of identity and money, and the whole world is sideways, and you can bully women and bully women at any time, tsk, although you are in the world, you have competed with the gods. ”

Li Yuanba reminded in a low voice: "Fifth brother, it's wrong, it's bullying men and women!" ”

Li Yuanying stretched out a finger and shook it, "No, no, bullying women, I'm not good at men." ”

Yes? Male, Wind ...... Li Yuanba smacked it and poofed...... I really want to vomit blood, Gorou's thing is too shameless.

Li Er gave a big roll of his eyes, and full of jealousy, hearing this thing say this, why did he feel more and more that the jade seal in his hand was hot, and it was not so fragrant?

"Okay, since the fifth brother is good at this. That brother knows how to reward, and later I will use the jade seal of the country to cover my first edict of the Tang Dynasty - King Qin's beauty pageant, and then choose ten stunning beauties for you to fill the house. By the way, do you want a foreigner? Sometimes it's good to change the taste, and for my brother, I can send a message to the countries of the Western Regions......"

Stop, stop, stop! I don't want to reward me, you keep it and play slowly, and I have to say goodbye in advance......

Li Yuanying pressed Li Er like begging for mercy, he had no doubt that the other party could say and do it, because the number of women in the world who wanted to marry into the Qin Wangfu could not be counted, if it was really a beauty pageant, it was estimated that the existing Qin Wangfu would not be able to squeeze in if it was demolished.

"Hey, second brother, fifth brother, don't make trouble, then how to fix this jade seal? When I came, I saw that the guards outside were on guard. Li Yuanba stopped the two of them fighting.

Li Er looked at Li Yuanying, meaning that you have a lot of ideas, you can arrange it, you must not be able to announce the end of the matter in a medioc manner, right?

"Gorou, why don't you choose an auspicious day......" Li Er said tentatively.

"Hahahaha, it's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, they all say that I am a god, then I will be this god, I said that today is an auspicious day, an auspicious day from the sky!" Li Yuanying laughed unceremoniously.

Then he stretched out his hand to Li Yuanba and pointed to the sky, picked up the inkstone from the emperor's imperial case and handed it to Li Yuanba, "You have to make some noise." Fourth brother, look at the top of the second brother's table and make a hole in the roof. Then we can open the door and tell the world, saying that God bless the Tang Dynasty, descend the artifact of the Zhenguo and pass on the jade seal of the country, directly smash through the Taiji Palace, and fall on the emperor's desk, tsk...... Second brother, how is this momentum? It's not inferior to Chen Sheng and Wu Guangyu's collection of books back then, right? ”

Li Er stroked his palm and praised, "Okay, very good, I like it for my brother, Gorou, I really have you." Fourth, it's up to you, make a big noise. ”

Li Yuanba asked puzzledly: "Second brother, didn't you agree just now, this stone bump is ominous, how can it ......?"

"Hahahaha, knowing that it is ominous, then we should call it reasonably and turn it into auspiciousness, wouldn't it be better? Our Datang has prospered for thousands of years not by this stone, but by the efforts of our generations. But now, we need to let the people of the world know that God is on the side of our Tang Li family, so that the people of the world will support it. Fourth brother, slowly you will understand, now hurry up and work. Li Er explained roughly.

Li Yuanba looked at the inkstone in his hand and hesitated, "This thing is too small to be suitable, if I said it earlier, I will go and bring the golden hammer." ”

Burst...... Golden hammer?

Li Yuanying couldn't help but laugh and said: "Fourth brother, it's just to make a hole, but it's not to teach you to demolish the house, your golden hammer is transported, how can the Taiji Hall stand it?" ”

"Hey, isn't it just a hole, what inkstone do you use? There is also ink in this blackness, and people can see the flaws when they look back. Second brother and fifth brother, you stand farther away, and I can fly up to the beam of the house with my bare hands. Li Yuanba dropped the inkstone and climbed to the roof of the Taiji Hall in a few vertical leaps.

Farther away, farther away......

Li Yuanying couldn't help but cover her eyes, and said in her heart, how can it be like Sun Wukong breaking the Five Elements Mountain?

I only heard a loud bang, a big hole appeared on the roof of the Taiji Hall instantly, after a few breaths, a lot of wood tiles fell, fell on the emperor's imperial case, and it was full of mess, if it wasn't for the solid imperial case, I am afraid it would have been smashed long ago.

Beckoning the fourth brother to come down, Li Yuanying took the jade seal from Li's second-hand hand, walked over and threw the jade seal on the ruins of the table, clapped his hands, and finished his work......

Li Er was so smiling throughout the whole process, suppressing his nervousness and excitement, quietly watching the two younger brothers do things, when Li Yuanying walked to the bottom of the hole, the light just fell on his body, and in an instant, coupled with the Tyndall effect around him, he was reflected like an immortal walking in the dust, and directly stunned Li Er.

Li Yuanba muttered in a ghostly voice: "Fifth brother really seems to be a god descending to earth!" ”

Li Er came back to his senses, looked at the fifth brother, looked at the fourth brother, and said with a slight moistening of his eyes: "How fortunate I am, the two younger brothers are all assisted by one article and one martial arts......

"Hehe, why don't you second brother, you have destiny?" Li Yuanying said half laughing and half approving.

Such a big movement attracted the nervous onlookers of all the guards around the Taiji Palace, and then I saw the inner attendant Lao Gao rushing over with a group of guards. Hearing the movement, Li Yuanying strode over, opened the door of the palace and walked out, shouting to the guards: "God bless the Tang Dynasty, descend the artifact of the Zhenguo - the jade seal of the country, on the emperor's desk!" Datang 10,000 years! ”

What??? Everyone was stunned, and then the inner servant Lao Gao was the first to react, and took the lead in shouting, Datang Wannian!

Not long after, all the civil and military officials rushed to check because of the movement of the Taiji Palace, and it just so happened that the miracle should be witnessed by everyone.

After finishing everything, Li Yuanying was very satisfied with the big drama he directed today, and waved his hand to summon the waiter Lao Gao, "Let's go, send this king back to the tavern, but I'm tired to death." ”

Lao Gao, the waiter, personally drove and escorted him to the door of the tavern to personally help Li Yuanying back to the study, and when he was about to leave, Lao Gao couldn't help but turn around and kneel down respectfully and kowtow to Li Yuanying.

"Old Gao, what are you doing? Something to ask me? Li Yuanying was puzzled.