Chapter 332: Difficult to Name Households
"I haven't come out yet, I haven't come out yet...... In the backyard of the tavern, Li Yuanying was anxiously pacing back and forth, sweating profusely, and Li Er next to him comforted him repeatedly. Emperor Taishang Old Li Yuan couldn't help but reprimand: "Wulang, don't turn around, the old man who turned his head is dizzy!" ”
"Dad, I'm in a hurry, Mingyue has been in for an hour, why hasn't she been born yet? Do you think it will ......" Li Yuanying was a little trembling when he spoke.
"Nope! It's only been half an hour, you're quite calm on weekdays, why are you so panicked today that you can even remember the time wrong? ”
"Huh? Half an hour? Am I misremembering the time? Li Yuanying looked at his second brother Li Shimin in embarrassment.
Emperor Li Er nodded heavily, "To be exact, there is only half an hour left of a stick of incense." Fifth brother, if you are concerned, it is common for ordinary people to have children for a few hours, besides, my brother and sister are the second child, and it will be fine. ”
"Why don't I go in and have a look, I know how to heal, maybe I can help." Li Yuanying said that he was about to open the door and go in.
"Hold him for me! Bastard, what are you going to do in there to have a baby? It is a great bad luck to hit a child. Old Li Yuan slapped the table and ordered, and the two brothers, Li Er and Li Yuanba, held Li Yuanying down.
Li Yuanba whispered and said, "Fifth brother, don't worry, isn't Doudou inside?" Doudou is a disciple of the divine doctor, and his medical skills are even more clever than you, don't worry, it's foolproof. ”
When it came to this, Li Yuanying was angry, and complained in his mouth: "Doudou is an apprentice after all, and Doctor Chasun is far behind." This old grandson went out to travel at a critical moment, and when he came back, he would definitely cut off his salary. ”
"Ahem, fifth brother, although Doctor Sun is nominally your buddy here, you didn't pay him a salary, did you?" Li Yuanba reminded.
"Isn't it money for him to eat and drink for nothing? When he comes back, he blasts out directly, he can't eat the food here, and he cries greedily......"
"Yo, can you think of such a vicious one? It is said that unloading the mill and killing the donkey to cross the river and tear down the bridge, what? I don't need an old man to cross the river now? A hearty laugh came, and everyone looked back, who was Doctor Sun who was not a servant of the dust?
"Old Sun? You're back, where did you go, you couldn't find it, scared me to death, you know? Li Yuanying rushed up directly and hugged Doctor Sun.
Doctor Sun laughed: "With the foot strength of this divine deer you found for me, I accidentally got into the deep mountains and old forests." No, Brother Yuan Dao of Lao Junguan sent me a message, saying that you need help, and I rushed back. ”
"Don't be verbose, quick, go in and help, you're a miracle doctor......"
pushed Li Yuanying away and signaled him to calm down, "Judging from the princess's voice, everything is fine." I'm also a man, it's not polite to enter the delivery room, and wait, don't worry, with me, nothing will happen. Come on, recite the heart purification recipe twice with the old Taoist to calm down your mood. ”
"When is it, I'm in the mood to read the scriptures with you......" Li Yuanying pushed away this unreliable old miracle doctor.
At this moment, a signal came from outside, "The king of Hejian has arrived, and the king of Jiangxia has arrived ......"
Li Xiaogong and Li Daozong came together, and people from the Li family's closest royal family also came to Daoxi in a steady stream, and there were more and more people in the courtyard, and it soon became crowded, and Li Yuanying became more and more annoyed the more he looked at it.
As soon as Li Daozong and the others are combined, why don't you chat with Gorou, maybe it would be good to divert your attention?
"Gorou, the child will be born soon, I wonder if this name has been chosen? Now that the old man and all the brothers are here, maybe everyone can help you come up with ideas? ”
As soon as he heard this, the old man Li Yuan became interested and urged: "Yes, Goro, you can't help if you are in a hurry to give birth to a child, you have to be careful in choosing a name, what are the names?" Let's hear it. ”
Name? Li Yuanying was stunned for a moment, and was a little shy.
Everyone is puzzled, what is your expression? Is it difficult to get up?
"Fifth brother, it's not for my brother to talk about you, how can you not care about such a big thing? How do you say that a child is born and can't be named? Li Er took the lead in denouncing, "Come on, come on, let's discuss it and help choose a good name." ”
"No, no, second brother, I took a few names, but it's a bit improvised, and it may not sound good......," Li Yuanying whispered.
Syllable! slapped his son on the head unceremoniously, and Lao Li Yuan was so angry, "How can you make do with naming your child?" You know, a good name is a matter of luck. What a bastard, you are known as Chang'an Wenqu Xing, can you come up with a name? Speak up and listen? ”
After being inked for a long time, Li Yuanying couldn't resist everyone's persecution, and explained in a low voice: "Lao Sun has shown it, Mingyue and the seven of them are all pregnant with sons, so I thought about naming all seven dolls at once." I just don't know, is it okay for Lao Sun to distinguish between men and women? ”
"The old man never boasted in his life, but he never looked at whether the fetus in his womb was male or female." Sun Simiao stroked his beard and said proudly.
Li Yuanying gave a thumbs up, and then asked in a low voice, "I don't know if you have heard of the Seven Brothers of the Gourd?" ”
What? Calabash? Seven brothers? I haven't heard of it, but it doesn't sound like a person's name, how can it be five words?
Burst...... Everyone couldn't help but fall down, Lao Li Yuan was almost fainted with anger, this bastard, what's wrong with naming my grandson? Name a bunch of gourds?
"Before I'm angry, you'd better change something nice." Old Li Yuan stared at his son and said in a deep voice.
"Yes, yes, benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, plus how about civil and military?" Li Yuanying has a strong desire to survive, this set is okay, many people nodded, and Li Er also said that it was good.
Old Li Yuan groaned: "It's a little vulgar, is there anything else?" Just prepared these two sets? ”
Yes, yes, but he didn't dare to say it, Li Yuanying lowered his head.
At this time, Feng Zhidai helped to relieve the siege and said: "Master once said two lines of poetry, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poems, hops!" ”
Burst...... Everyone laughed on the spot, and Li Er also teased: "Gorou, you are fighting a battle." Make a name, the previous sentence can be a son of seven sons, but it is too earthy, it doesn't sound like the son of King Qin, and it is not domineering enough. The latter sentence can be used as a daughter's name, and it is good to keep it for when you give birth to a group of daughters in the future. ”
Fang Er hurriedly shouted: "Your Majesty, Master still has a domineering sentence, absolutely not earthy: eagles, lions, dragons, elephants are everywhere, tigers, leopards, jackals are flying all over the sky......"
"Beloved, shut your mouth for me!" Li Yuanying reprimanded his apprentice loudly, but when he looked up and saw that everyone was holding their stomachs and laughing, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Old Li Yuan no longer had any expectations for the birth of his future grandson at this time, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he was so angry that he really wanted to press this unreliable son to the ground and rub it.
At this time, a clear Dao horn came, and a Taoist with immortal wind Dao bones slowly floated outside, it was Lao Junguan Yuan Tiangang, who was a veritable psychic stick when he was ordered by the volcano.
"Lao Dao, congratulations to His Royal Highness King Qin for his happy son, and today I have a gift!" Yuan Tiangang saluted everyone, and then walked straight to Li Yuanying.
"You're kind to Lao Yuan, you can have a heart, what gift do you want? Zhidai, help take it! Li Yuanying said politely.
Yuan Laodao waved the dust and said with a smile: "Lao Dao's gift is a string of names, I don't know if it can be used?" ”
Li Yuanying was overjoyed, and said in his heart that he was sleepy and sent a pillow, not to mention whether it could be used, at least someone would help him out of the siege, and he would no longer have to be besieged and criticized, "Okay, well, they all say that you are an old immortal of the Tang Dynasty, and your name must be extraordinary, say it quickly." ”
Yuan Tiangang solemnly made a big bow to Li Yuanying, and then said with a straight face: "His Royal Highness King Qin is the star monarch in the sky, and Ling Lang naturally corresponds to the stars in the sky." Before coming, Lao Dao dared to give His Royal Highness a note of hexagrams, and the hexagram showed that Beidou Linchen assisted the Tang Dynasty to soar into the sky. ”
What??? Beidou is in the dust? Really?
Li Yuanying was still confused, the most excited person was Emperor Li Er?