Chapter 33: The Romance of Otaku

The appearance of the tower master, everyone in the adventure group still expressed their respect. But the crazy words in the mouth are not very convincing. The glamorous warrior leader, although he didn't say it explicitly, also had a disapproving look. Instead, one of her hoplites knocked on a shield behind his back and said:

"Can any equipment be broken? Can I, the golden shield made by the dwarven master craftsman, be able to break it? ”

Lin said proudly: "It's useless to come from anything, I just can break it." But after a moment's notice, he said, "But I really haven't tried it with a dwarven crafted shield, and I don't know how long it will last." ”

What a wild statement, and only such a magician in the remote countryside dares to say it. The warrior removed the shield behind his back, and the square tower shield was smooth as a mirror, and the appearance with a cylindrical arc glowed with several kinds of aura, indicating that it blessed several kinds of magic. The shield is painted with a noble coat of arms and a totem of a griffin, which is colorful. This is a magic shield with excellent craftsmanship, Lin does not deny this opinion, and judging by the appearance of the warrior, this shield will not be just a look.

But the warrior triumphantly knocked on the shield and said, "Can your great sword cut this shield?" ”

"You want to try?" Looking at the warrior's eager expression, Lin decided to demonstrate it first and then ask the warrior for the answer. He said to the two girls, "Go to the foundry and bring out three iron ingots." Two pieces as feet, one set up. ”

After speaking, Lin Yi shook his hand, and after carrying the sword on his back, he asked everyone to move to the hall. At this time, the two apprentices had already set up a piece of iron ingot, about the width of two palms, waiting to test the knife.

Everyone in the adventure group was surprised by the materials used to test the knife. Generally speaking, it is a wooden rack, tied into bundles of wheat stalks, a piece of pork or beef in one point, and a living person in the cruel way, usually with death row prisoners. No one directly got on an iron ingot, not the size of a palm, but a military-grade iron ingot for transportation, and a big guy who had to be carried by several strong men.

After explaining to the guests, Lin gave himself a great force technique. If you want to play with this weapon, you can't rely on your own arm strength. And when he lifted the door board, he still looked quite bluffing. Then the magic of the sword began, and a strange noise filled everyone's ears. I saw the tiny serrations at the blade, and began to move along the blade at high speed.

As a man's three romantic weapons: chainsaw, lightsaber, laser gun. The latter two may not have thought of a way to do it, and if the first item is not made, it is sorry for himself.

The game should start with the Doom Slayer, and the movie may start with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a modern weapon that stands at the pinnacle of cold weapons, and officially enters the field of vision of otaku culture believers. Sticking a chainsaw into an enemy's body, listening to the roar of the engine, accompanied by a splash of blood and minced meat, who can say that such a weapon is not a pleasure at all.

The world has no engines or motors, but it does have magic. Maze may not be able to make sawtooth and usable chains, but dragon scales can be used instead. Thinking about the bag of scales that was originally made into dragon scale armor, it can be said that Lin never put down the homework in the process of thinking with his brain a while ago.

Without the burden of the engine, the chainsaw can be made more like a sword. Combined with the hilt of the sword that is used to hold with both hands and has a long arm, although I don't know what the real design of the Mo knife in the Tang Dynasty looks like, this appearance is also like a horse chopping knife in later generations.

But chainsaws don't just cut horses, and the world of the Lost Land also has things like ships. Therefore, the former fat house, which was affected by the video game robot war, did not hesitate to use a name like 'ship chopping knife'.

Now, after the completion of the ship chopping knife, it is the first time it has appeared in front of outsiders.

When the sawtooth reached its highest speed, Lin slashed with both hands, and in the cacophony of noise and sparks, the iron ingot split in two. Maybe it's the difference in materials, this ship chopper is not like its counterparts on the earth, you have to squeak for a long time after cutting something, and the dragon scale serrations against the iron ingot are like a hot knife cutting cheese.

Such an achievement is incredible in the eyes of everyone in the adventure group. Lin shrugged his shoulders and said with his muscles moving, "I also want to try the quality of the dwarven master craftsman's shield, do you want to try it?" ”

The dumbfounded man, his gaze kept going back and forth between the iron ingots that had turned into two pieces and the ship's sword, and he silently put the shield back on the tenon behind his back. This golden shield was bought only after sparing most of his wealth and borrowing money from the chief. At that time, I was very confident, holding this shield, and I couldn't go anywhere in the lost world.

However, when others try weapons, they use arm-thick wood at most. If you cut it off, it's quite a high-quality weapon. Now the tower master is trying to weapon, and he directly takes a piece of iron that is about the thickness of his waist and slashes it. Although the material essence of the iron block is far inferior to his own shield, he is thick enough.

The thick pieces of iron were all broken, and if you hid behind the shield, you would probably end up cutting them in half with the shield. So the warrior conceded. It's not that we are not tough enough, it's that the enemy is too fierce.

However, the rest of his team had bright eyes, like a treasure. Seeing that the warrior had no intention of trying the shield, Lin didn't intend to ask about the situation that the other party couldn't get off the stage, so he ordered the two apprentices to put the ship-cutting knife back and took out another sword that was criticized as difficult to use.

Wielding his weapon, bursts of electric light flashed through the air, which was a magic attribute derivative that came with it. Originally, Lin just wanted magnetism, but electromagnetism was not separated, and electricity was also sorted out, so it was directed for attack.

"The name of this sword is called the Serpent's Belly Sword, and it is characterized by...... Well, you just know it when you look at it. Lin retreated in the direction away from everyone, shook his head and calculated the distance, and then took a few steps back, and then began to wield the snake belly sword.

What is the evaluation of the magician's sword skills in the eyes of the warriors? To be honest, no one dared to say it, so Lin had no way of knowing. can only get a glimpse or two from the contemptuous expressions. However, in the next moment, the snake-bellied sword was thrown forward, and the sword body was disjointed, and the weapon like a nine-section whip attacked the distance several times the length of the sword body. The shiny tip was almost close to everyone's faces.

The blades of the sword, divided into twenty-three sections, are connected by thin rods, and are as flexible as a whip. With a twist of Lin's wrist, the sword body should have been like a spirit snake, spinning around, but despite the clumsiness of the user, the blade thrown back was all towards the magician himself.

Hurriedly flashing the sharp blades that had wounds after wiping them, Lin Jiang shook his wrist, and the magic magnetism that he had worked so hard to research immediately absorbed the sword body into one and reduced it to a long sword. This is the magical weapon of the game 'Sword Soul' that came from the earth, in which the ** female warrior. It's a pity that this kind of technical work can't afford to be a fat house like Lin, so this weapon is also supplied.

His face turned a little red, Lin Gan laughed a few times to hide his embarrassment, and said, "In short, this is a highly technical sword, and it has to be used by a clever warrior." It's a pity that until now, it has not met a suitable owner. ”

"Wang!" The sudden sound of a dog barking woke everyone up, and the members of the adventure party realized that there were two huge demonic beasts in the shape of dogs standing outside the gate, and they drew their weapons one after another. The three masters and apprentices on the side of the magic tower remembered that they hadn't fed the dog at noon, and of course they hadn't eaten yet.

Guarding the guests with great fanfare, Lin didn't make any big countermeasures, but hurriedly calmed the nervous guests and said, "Everyone, don't worry, these are the dogs raised by my two apprentices." ”

Hand the Serpent's Sword to Kaya and let her put it back in its place. Halumi went out to drive two big dogs, don't keep staring at people, sticking out his tongue and drooling, as if he wants to eat people. Lin squeezed out a smile and faced the wary visitor, and said, "If you are interested in weapons and want to try them out, please inform my apprentice." You can also rest in the tower without worrying about the danger from monsters and wild people. ”

As for the two dogs who were almost taller than their own teacher just standing on all fours, I don't know what kind of fan version of Jin Ke Lai was fed to grow so big in just a few months.

The original kennel can't even fit the dog's head now. The dog food has long been taken care of by itself, and the three masters and apprentices unanimously agreed that they can't afford such a big dog. Every few days, two girls and two dogs go out hunting to the place designated by their teacher. Of course, it was also the place where the high-level energy anomaly was found to be gathered under the monitoring of the magic tower.

Now Lin is very simple for the inherent territory of the magic tower, and the method within the range of X is very simple, and if there are some bad signs, let the dog bite. Let the girls accompany you, in addition to practicing some coordination tactics, but also avoid accidentally injuring passing adventurers or caravans.

After the prey is processed, some good meat is used as food for the master and apprentice, and the rest is fed to the dogs. Raw meat is usually fed, but cooked food is fed every few days as a reward, depending on whether there is anything to be commended. Today is the day of feeding cooked food, and the two dogs saw that noon had passed a little and they had not yet received the reward, so they ran to the door to urge.

As for facing a group of guests who had no lunch habits, Lin, as the owner of the tower, asked politely. Originally, it was just polite, and the guests who wanted to taste the meaning of the mouthful, after eating the roast duck made with honey as a sauce, ate the amount that the master and apprentice had originally prepared for dinner.

This made Lin's resentment quite deep. I finally met a group of migratory birds passing by, and with the assistance of two large dogs, I caught a few intact wild ducks. Thinking of the smell of Peking duck, Lin was so excited that he couldn't extricate himself, and agreed to reward the two big dogs. I don't know how to make the ingredients or anything, but at least I know how to roast them. The outer skin brush sauce is directly replaced with honey.

When the crispy skin was eaten, Lin was moved to tears. Although the taste is neither authentic nor authentic, it is always a little nostalgic for that world. The three masters and apprentices ate one, two big dogs and one dog, and the rest were all eaten by a few fierce men and women, and there were no bones left. There is only someone's infinite remorse.

But this noon episode is still insignificant in the eyes of most people.