"Doudou, girl, hurry up and come out, Daddy has something to look for you!"

Before entering the door, Li Yuanying began to shout, but after shouting for a long time, there was no figure, this is very abnormal, usually there is no need to shout, this girl will be the first to pounce in her arms.

"Hey, so unlucky, not at home?"

"Husband, what are you doing with your daughter?" Cui Mingyue, who was holding the child, walked out.

"It's a big deal, this locust plague control, you may need to go around to help, madam, where did the child go?"

Cui Mingyue expressed skepticism, "Don't be kidding, husband, it's a locust plague, not a flood or a drought or a military disaster, can the locust plague be managed?" This girl may be able to help in war, and she is also a good hand in causing trouble, but you tell me that she can cure locusts? I don't believe it, she doesn't even know what a locust plague is. ”

"Oh, time is pressing, I'll explain to you when I get back, you tell me where the child has gone first, and I'll look for it." Li Yuanying was in a hurry.

Recalled, Cui Mingyue said: "I don't know, but, since I came back from a barbecue outside the city, this girl has been muttering something, and then she seems to be angry, and she said that she wants you to look good or something, and go to find a helper." ”

What??? Got into a fight? This, this girl, make trouble for me!

No, in Chang'an City, she is a veritable boss, who can beat her? And she fights with people, and she still needs to call a helper? What does that have to make people look like?

No, I have to go find it quickly, I'm afraid I'll kill someone if it's too late......

Out of the tavern gate, Li Yuanying called all the Xuanjia Army guards on duty and went out to find someone.

Coincidentally, there is a person who knows the whereabouts of Xiao Doudou, "Lord Wang, my subordinates seem to have heard the little princess say just now that she was going to the Hundred Beasts Garden to ask the little brother for help, saying that she was going to kill someone." ”

What? The Garden of Beasts? Who to kill? This troublesome girl, see if I don't break her legs! All follow me as fast as I ride the Hundred Beast Garden.

In the Hundred Beasts Garden, the little doudou who rode the lion roaring was very angry today, and he didn't even have the mood to say hello to the guard at the door, and went straight to the elephant area.

Cheng Chumo, the eldest man of the mileage, was feeding the elephants, and when he saw the little princess coming, Cheng Chumo was quite enthusiastic, "The little princess is here?" Haha, it's just in time, I'm feeding the elephant brothers, after so long to cultivate a relationship, we have a good relationship,......"

"Big brother of the Cheng family?" Xiao Doudou was a little annoyed, and said straight to the point: "I'm going to take the elephants out to fight today, and I'll play with Brother Cheng when I come back." ”

"What? Fight? How can this be reasonable, this Chang'an City, which one of them does not open their eyes, dares to bully our little princess? I Cheng Chumo was the first to refuse! Wait a minute, little princess, I'll go home and put on my armor, and you have to leave it to me as a war vanguard. The rice bucket in Cheng Chumo's hand was shattered, and he stomped his feet and scolded angrily.

Xiao Doudou shook his head and said, "It's not a person, it's a locust, do you know the locust?" It's grasshoppers! Fight grasshoppers, don't wear armor, just remember to wear shoes, we'll trample them to death. ”

After speaking, Xiao Doudou communicated with the elephant herd.

Cheng Chumo was a little confused, what the hell? Grasshopper? Did I hear me right, can you fight with grasshoppers? The little princess is such a strange person!

But it's not right, the little princess is a miracle, just a grasshopper? As for the use of cavalry? And also elephant cavalry? How powerful a grasshopper does that have to be? The legendary Flood Xenomorph? Or is it a grasshopper colony? How much does that have to go? I can't imagine it.

The elephants were dumbfounded, and all the elephants were shaking their heads and noses, indicating that we could not do this work.

"Wow, usually everyone is angry, this one says it plays well with me, that one says it plays with me the best, and when it comes to eating, it's a big fight, and none of them are reliable at critical moments? I've hurt you in vain! Hmph, you're not going, are you? Okay, I'll go find someone else, I'll look for the lions. Xiao Doudou was so angry that he crossed his waist and pointed at the elephant herd and reprimanded.

The leader of the herd stood up and explained, "Lord, you are a little embarrassed for us, what is a grasshopper? It's a small insect that can't be smaller, we can trample a lot of them to death with one foot, but、But we can't see them, we're so big, it's not good to look down at things.。 Enemies who are too small can't see clearly! ”

Yes? That's right......

Xiao Doudou was stunned, so what should I do? If there is anyone under my command who can fight the most, it must be you, and if you change to anything else, you can't be relied on.

The leader of the elephant herd gave an idea, I heard that eagles eat insects, why don't you ask the eagle herd?

PS: Eagle: I thank you, please, Lao Tzu eats meat, not insects! We are not hens!

At this moment, Cheng Chumo found that there were a few grasshoppers under his feet, and when he saw that he was happy, he grabbed two and quickly asked, "Little princess, are the grasshoppers you are talking about?" ”

"That's right, that's it! Hmph, from now on, I'll trample one to death when I see one. After speaking, he looked down and saw that he also had it under his feet, and he trampled to death, and he didn't forget to say indignantly: "Dare to run to my feet?" It's so bold that it's clearly the scouts they sent to eavesdrop. All look down, there are locusts and grasshoppers under their feet, don't let one go, step on them one by one, if you leak the news, don't blame me for being unkind, military law is engaged! ”

…… Do you think this is your detachment of women? A group of animals, who knows what a military law is?

"Doudou, why did you get here? It's so hard for me to find it! Come home with me, you will know every day that there is a fight and trouble, and who is it with this time? I heard you're going to kill people? Like words? Look at your mother and don't beat your ass and bloom when you go home. Li Yuanying chased after her and directly screwed her daughter's ear.

Xiao Doudou didn't cry out in pain this time, and cried directly, Li Yuanying hurriedly let go, thinking that her daughter was in pain.

The little guy immediately sat on the ground and rolled around crying and complaining about his grievances, "Daddy, you don't hurt me anymore, how can I get into trouble, I was bullied, you didn't help me fight, but let my mother beat me, I, I don't want you......"

Li Yuanying was angry, "You? Being bullied? Do you think your dad and I look like a fool? Let's talk about Chang'an City, it's the entire Tang Dynasty, with the surrounding thirty countries, who can bully you? Don't pretend! ”

Xiao Doudou cried so much that he was heartbroken, choked up and told the story of being bullied, "I was bullied by locusts!" ”

"Didn't you tell me that it's good to eat emerald green or cyan for barbecue, I can't find it, so I discussed with the locusts, let them have different colors, take the initiative, take the initiative to stand up, I, I promise not to eat them."

Li Yuanying was stunned, "What's the matter?" In order to eat barbecue, you talk to locusts? Still fooling people to stand up for themselves? Guaranteed not to eat? Why don't you just order them to dip themselves in salt and go to the fire and report to you? Are human locusts fools? And then? ”

"Later, then they bullied me, saying who I was, and why should they listen to me?"

"I said I was the king of beasts, and I was your boss! cough cough ......" the little princess cried and said, coughing violently, Li Yuanying hurriedly helped her daughter smooth out.

"Unexpectedly, they said that they didn't know me, and that I had captured their people and wanted to seek revenge on me. I was so angry that I stepped on a lot of them dozens of times in a row. But the locusts flew up more and more, and laughed at me together, and said that they would go and call the army of locusts to take revenge. ”

"I—I can't fly, I can't catch up with them...... Whining! Xiao Doudou lay in Li Yuanying's arms and cried, "Daddy, look at it, they are bullying me with a lot of people, and you still don't let me come to the Hundred Beasts Garden to ask people for help?" Am I your own? I wouldn't really be like my mother said, I picked it up in the snow, right? ”

Li Yuanying smiled dumbly, covered her face and comforted her daughter: "Your mother lied to you when she was angry, but you were born with her life in October." Don't cry, damn locusts, see Daddy's help find the army and fight them well! Avenge my baby daughter! ”