After Lin Xuantian finished writing, he immediately pasted it, and then he took off a sticker.

[Buddha, Buddha, I want to know, is there still value in my life?]

[It's worthless, let's die quickly.] 】

[Buddha, when does my old hen lay eggs?]

[The hen is so cute, you still want him to lay eggs? The sin is unforgivable! The murderous spirit is too heavy! Hurry up and kowtow to your hen thirty times a day until he forgives you, otherwise the Buddha will not be able to protect you!]

[Buddha, Buddha, can you eat on an empty stomach?]

[Can't!]

[Buddha, Buddha, did the Jade Emperor live in the stratosphere or the troposphere?]

[I stepped on the horse... Ask your geography teacher!]

[Buddha, Buddha, where can the perfume be sprayed to keep the fragrance longer?]

[Squirt in your nostrils!]

......

Throughout the afternoon, Lin Xuantian followed the stickers on the tree and directly put them on the bar.

Lin Xuantian is really convinced of these questions, good guys, do these mortals regard the Buddha as Baidu?

The more you look at it, the more outrageous it becomes.

Just then, a voice came.

"Senior brother, what are you doing here?" said Shenxiu as he stepped forward.

Lin Xuantian was startled, and hurriedly re-pasted the sticker on the tree and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's playing, what's wrong?

Shenxiu replied, "Amitabha, Senior Brother Xuankong, it's not me looking for you, but Master, he has something to do with you." ”

Master?

I'm sweeping the floor, what are you looking for me?

No, no, this is not going to work, if someone is always looking for me, I have to find a way to make them think that I am incurable, even if I can't get rid of the identity of a Buddhist cultivator, then let them ignore me.

Lin Xuantian thought for a while, and said to this Shenxiu: "Do you have chickens in our temple?"

Shenxiu replied with a smile, "Senior brother is really good at laughing, how can there be chickens in the temple?"

"It's okay, I'm hungry, I want to eat meat. Lin Xuantian said very seriously.

Shenxiu: ........

As soon as the words fell, Shenxiu was directly blinded.

Greedy.... Eat meat???

After a few moments, Shenxiu came to his senses.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead and stumbling, he said, "Amitabha, senior brother is really joking." ”

And Lin Xuantian didn't pay attention to him at this time, thinking in his heart, how to make them feel that they were hopeless.

Lin Xuantian thought for a moment, then said to Shenxiu, "Senior brother, is our master easy to get along?"

Shenxiu said suspiciously, "Amitabha, Master is merciful, naturally easy to get along with, Senior Brother just treats Master as his own, don't be too nervous, just be the same as usual." ”

As your own?

Lin Xuantian nodded, and seemed to have come up with another ghost idea in his head.

Think for a moment.

Lin Xuantian then said to Shenxiu, "Senior brother, you go, I'm going to go right away." ”

Shenxiu closed his hands and said to this Lin Xuantian, "Amitabha, then I'll go to Master's room first, and wait for Senior Brother, Senior Brother don't procrastinate." ”

Lin Xuantian waved his hand and said, "Go, go." ”

Buddha Heart Academy: The room of Dean Yinguang.

At this time in the living room.

Yin Guang saw that the sun was about to go down, and said curiously to this Shenxiu, "You really told your senior brother, why has it been so long?

Shenxiu hurriedly replied, "This.... I don't know, I obviously told my senior brother, why don't I go to my senior brother now?"

Yin Guang shook his head and said, "Wait a little longer. ”

And just then, a voice rang out.

"His grandmother is a bear! What kind of little bastard is looking for Uncle Ben and me? Hiccup!"

Lin Xuantian, who was drunk at this time, walked over while burping.

The clothes on the whole body seem to have been soaked in wine, exuding a strong smell of alcohol.

As if he was afraid that others would not know and that he had drunk.

Shenxiu was stupid.

Yinguang is also stupid.

Shenxiu looked at Lin Xuantian, and both eyes were about to pop out.

Brother, where did you get the wine?!

Anyway, is my brother crazy? How dare you drink? And drink so high-profile?

Why are they still all on their clothes? Is this because they don't know?

The drunken Lin Xuantian looked at the expression of his master and apprentice, and was very proud.

That's what he wants, good, good.

As long as he is driven out of the Buddha Gate, he can get the rewards of the system, and then he can directly leave the territory of this evil sect.

The drunken Lin Xuantian stepped forward and said in a daze, "Bald donkey, are you looking for me?"

The dumbfounded Shenxiu hurriedly said, "Senior brother, don't mess around! This is Master! Now is not the time to empathize! Amitabha! Amitabha! Sin, sin." ”

The drunken Lin Xuantian burped at them and said, "Senior brother, didn't you say that let me be the same as usual? Didn't you say that let me treat my master as my own? This is what I usually look like, I just do what my junior brother says." ”

As soon as the words fell, he almost fainted to Shenxiu.

I'm letting you do the same as usual, but I didn't let you be so casual.

And Buddhism is not allowed to drink!

Why did I still carry this pot on my back!

Yin Guang took a deep breath and said, "Where did you get this wine?"

When Lin Xuantian heard it, where did the wine come from?

Why is this being asked? What's the matter, is he hungry too?

This wine was finally turned out of the system space.

It should be the wine he made before and put it in the system.

The drunken Lin Xuantian said, "What's the matter? Old bald donkey, you don't care where I got the wine, just drink it! And drink it all the way! How! Disobey? Disobey it kind of drive me out of the Buddha gate!"

When Shenxiu heard this, he secretly said in his heart, senior brother, is this crazy?

He even scolded the master while admitting the fact of drinking.

I'm afraid I'm going to be kicked out of the division.

Senior brother is going to be kicked out a few days after he enters the Buddha Gate? No, no, I have to find a way to stop this.

Shenxiu hurriedly got up and pulled Lin Xuantian and said to Yin Guang, "Master, I'll take my senior brother to face the wall and think about it, please calm Master's anger, please Master calm your anger." ”

Yin Guang hurriedly got up and stopped, "Nonsense! Shenxiu, your senior brother has taught you a lesson, haven't you seen it yet?"

As soon as the words fell, Shenxiu was blinded.

What lesson?

Master, you won't be drunk and confused, will you?

And Lin Xuantian on the side was also stupid.

This bald donkey can't take the wrong medicine, right?

Go to your sister, go up.

Yin Guang stepped forward and said, "Xuankong, do you know what kind of wine you drink?"

Lin Xuantian said: "My own wine!

Yin Guang closed his hands and hurriedly replied: "Silly apprentice, I see that you are drunk and confused! This is the legendary Buddha Yuan wine!"

"If I hadn't known, there would be no wine at all in the entire Buddha Heart Academy! I almost thought you had broken your vows. ”

"Don't you want to know where your wine comes from? This is naturally given by the Buddha, and this is still a test given to you by the Buddha!"

"But I never expected that you didn't get drunk! And you also passed the test! The Buddha of the world! You are the future Buddha of the world!"

Yin Guang's explanation made Lin Xuantian dumbfounded.

What kind of thing, what kind of thing? The wine I took out of the system, so it became a Buddha's gift?

What are you making up for blindly!