Chapter 381: Self-defeating

"Little princess, there is a heartfelt sentence below, I don't know if you want to hear it?"

On the East China Sea, a large pirate warship is riding the wind and waves, sailing in the sea, and in the cabin of the large warship, the Marquis of Dayan Pingliang, the governor of the East China Sea, and the Taishou Zhou Fugui of the East China Sea, in order to survive, he plans to fool a little Nizi of Fanbang, the daughter of Rong Chengkui, the leader of the pirates in the East China Sea, Rong Chenglanmin...

The so-called at this time, at that time, even if Zhou Fugui has more official titles, even if he is powerful, but he is captured by pirates, he can only make this decision.

"Say whatever you want, and I won't stop you." Rong Chenglan looked at Zhou Fugui with beautiful eyes like the sea and said.

"There is an old saying in the Han family, the first strike is stronger, and then the first attack suffers..." Zhou Fugui looked left and right, and then looked at the maid tower, and said to Rong Cheng Lanmin in a mysterious whisper: "It's better to kill that thief first... And then you will order you to find a good son-in-law, won't you kill two birds with one stone?"

Zhou Fugui's plan to sow discord and then fish in troubled waters was too obvious, and even the maid Tari moved her lips disdainfully...

"Giggles..." Rong Cheng Lanmin smiled and pushed Zhou Fugui when he heard this, and said, "They say that the Han people are cunning, but now it seems that this is indeed the case, you don't sow discord... What is the Arabian Nights? Otherwise, I'll cut you *** again. Throw it into the sea... Little thief, do you know what the consequences are? The wolf in the sea will smell the fish, and when the time comes, they will eat you until there is not even any scum left..."

People who grew up in the den of thieves, even if they are not deeply involved in the world, simple and innocent, but they also have a ruthless atmosphere.

"Uh... What's a wolf in the sea?" Zhou Fugui's brain was running rapidly, and he was turning other ideas, muttering a sentence and saying, "This Arabian Nights, that is, one thousand and one nights..."

Tell the story better, and tell some touching stories, maybe this witch will let herself go? Zhou Fugui secretly thought in his heart, or now capture her, take her hostage, and coerce the pirates to let him go back?

It's also inappropriate, Zhou Fugui said again in her heart, she fought her twice, and her skills were also good, especially in the sea, she was not her opponent at all, in case she missed... Isn't that a big deal?

Besides, Rong Cheng Lanmin dared to come to see me with this little maid, she must have no fear, maybe this little maid is a martial arts master or a person who cultivates the truth, what kind of martial saint, martial god, martial sect or something... Zhou Fugui glanced at the maid Tali and said again in his heart.

"One Thousand and One Nights? What is it? Tell me, why are you so verbose, I'm in a hurry." Rong Cheng Lanmin said after hearing this, he came to Zhou Fugui and said.

"It's a thousand and one stories, one story is told every day, a total of one thousand and one nights..."

"A thousand and one stories? Wow, speak quickly, speak quickly, speak slowly, I'll throw you into the sea and feed the wolves in the sea..."

Rong Cheng Lanmin and Zhou Fugui were next to each other, and even the maid Tari also came over.

Damn, sooner or later, I'll strip you naked and throw you into the sea, sea wolf? What exactly is a wolf in the sea? After Zhou Fugui scolded in his heart, he began to tell the story: "A long, long time ago, there was a *** king, because of his queen's misbehavior, he killed her, and then married a girl every day, and killed her the next morning, in order to get out of the evil anger in her chest. Later, the daughter of their prime minister, in order to save thousands of innocent women in the world, volunteered to marry the king. The daughter of the prime minister tells stories to the *** king every night, and tells the most wonderful place every night, the sky is just bright, and the *** king's heart is hanging, how can he kill her? So I waited for her to continue to speak the next day, and the daughter of the prime minister talked for a thousand and one nights, and the king was finally moved, so the daughter of the prime minister grew old with the *** king, and the world was happy..."

"Once upon a time there were three princesses, all young and beautiful, although the youngest princess was not as beautiful as the two sisters, but she was the most likable of the three sisters..."

The story is wonderful and beautiful, Zhou Fugui is eloquent again, and he speaks it vividly, Rong Cheng Lanmin holds his white and tender chin with both hands, and sits next to Zhou Fugui, unconsciously, his body is close to Zhou Fugui, and he listens to God, and the maid is also in the tower

That's right.

"One night, the crow flew back again, and then suddenly became..." Zhou Fugui talked about the highlights, but it stopped abruptly, satisfying the appetite of Rong Cheng Lanmin and the maid Tari.

"Huh? What has become?" Rong Cheng Lanmin and the maid Tari asked in unison.

"If you want to know what's next, listen to the next breakdown!" Zhou Fugui crossed Erlang's legs, put his hands on his knees, shook his left leg and smiled.

If you want to continue listening to the story, then you will be safe, at least now you are safe, Zhou Fugui thought proudly.

"Smack! Bang!" Rong Cheng Lanmin was furious when he heard this, and punched Zhou Fugui fiercely, then grabbed Zhou Fugui's ear and said angrily: "You still say that people are ***, you are ***... The next breakdown? Next time I'll let you go out into the sea and decompose..."

Of course, Rong Cheng Lanmin didn't know what *** meant, but it was not expected to be a good word, so he used it on Zhou Fugui...

The maid Tari was also full of anger.

"Hey, tap, tap..." Zhou Fugui grinned with his teeth pulled out, and said again and again, "If you talk dryly, you must give you some more wine to drink, right?"

A small pot of wine has been drunk by Zhou Fugui, and there is not a drop left.

"Poof!" Rong Cheng Lanmin laughed when he heard this, let go of his hand and instructed Tari, "Tari, you can get some more wine and food."

"Martial Arts Master" Tari was completely different from the previous time, and when he heard this, he twisted his waist and ran out of the cabin at a trot, and soon came back with some wine and food.

"Now, here you go, talk while drinking, otherwise you *** jump into the sea and feed the wolves in the sea..."

"The raven turned into a handsome prince, and fell at her feet and kissed her... Then they got married, had children, and lived happily ever after." Zhou Fugui glared at Rong Cheng Lanmin, and finally finished telling a story after pouring a big sip of wine.

"Hmm... Listen well..."After Zhou Fugui finished speaking, Rong Cheng Lanmin and Tari groaned together.

The things in the thieves' den are either fighting and killing, or women's affairs, where has anyone told them such a wonderful and beautiful story?

"Hey, what are you doing?" After Zhou Fugui finished speaking, he drank by himself, so Rong Cheng Lanmin slapped Zhou Fugui with his elbow and said.

"Huh?" Zhou Fugui was indulging in the aroma of wine, and was bumped by Rong Cheng Lanmin's abruptness, almost spilling the wine in the cup on the ground, and said in amazement, "I'm drinking..."

"Giggles..." Rong Cheng Lanmin let out another laugh like a silver bell: "Guillotine wine, are you so interested?"

Rong Cheng Lanmin then stretched out two jade fingers, and said with a smile after bending playfully: "Second night, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, uncle, I will jump into the sea and feed the wolves in the sea, right?" Zhou Fugui glared at Rong Chenglan and said angrily.

"You're right." Rong Cheng Lanmin said with a smile.

The maid Tari couldn't help but laugh either.

"One Thousand and Two Nights, The Mermaid's Tale." Zhou Fugui glared at the two women again and said.

"Merfolk? Do you know merfolk? What is a mermaid?" Rong Cheng Lanmin asked thoughtfully when he heard this.

"Someone knows astronomy, geography, everything in the world, everything in the world!" Zhou Fugui said after a nonsense sentence: "The water of determination comes out of the Yan, and flows eastward into the river. Among them, many fish, its shape is like a fish, four-legged, its sound is like a baby, and there is no dementia in eating! Mermaids, mermaids, too! It is the head of the body of a fish, the water dwells like a fish, and it does not waste its weaving achievements, and its eyes cry, then it can produce pearls, which are called shark pearls. And the paste refined by the merman can be used to make everlasting lamps."

You're like a mermaid, or a blonde mermaid... After Zhou Fugui glanced at Rong Cheng Lanmin, he said secretly in his heart.

"The merman is a spirit creature of the sea, what do you do when you dig out people's eyes and refine people's bodies? Aren't you afraid of angering the immortals on the Immortal Mountain?" Rong Chenglan said after giving Zhou Fugui a blank look.

"Oh? Immortals on the Immortal Mountain? Immortal Mountain? Where?" Zhou Fugui asked when he heard this.

"Inβ€”" Rong Cheng Lan Min rolled his blue eyes and said, "I won't tell you, you will tell you the story of your mermaid first."

"Oh, oh, okay..." Zhou Fugui nodded and said slowly, "Legend has it that a long, long time ago, or after... There was a person in the palace, whose original surname was Ma, whose name was He, and the emperor gave him the name Zheng He. Emperor Chengzu suspected that Emperor Hui was dying overseas, and wanted to show off his troops in a foreign land and show that China was rich and powerful, so he ordered Zheng He to be the main envoy of the West and lead the fleet to the West. Emperor Hui was the unlucky guy who was ousted from the throne by Emperor Chengzu..."

"Zheng He, the people in the palace? Who is it?" Rong Cheng Lanmin asked when he heard this.

"It's just someone who doesn't have that thing," Zhou Fugui replied.

"Giggles..." As soon as Zhou Fugui said this, Rong Cheng Lanmin immediately understood, not long ago, Rong Cheng Lanmin almost turned Zhou Fugui into a person in the palace...

Rong Chenglan's blue eyes still glanced at him from time to time, which made Zhou Fugui feel so tight...

"Zheng He went to the West..."Zhou Fugui continued, "On the way, I met Bai Yueguang, that is, a mermaid woman. Bai Yueguang was seriously injured, it happened that Zheng He knew some medical skills, so he took care of and healed the injuries on the merman woman's body, and in the process of getting along with the two, Zheng He found that the merman woman could speak human language, so one person and one fish talked very happily, hated each other late, and fell in love for a long time. The latter two had no choice but to separate, and Zheng He was not crippled, and he was not wasted, and he never forgot Bai Yueguang, and then went to the West six times in a row, just to find Bai Yueguang. Little princess, the two have never met again since then, it's really pitiful! You see, I have family too... Just let it go..."

"I see!" Rong Cheng Lanmin nodded when he heard this, "If I were Bai Yueguang, I wouldn't let Zheng He go!" Come with me, I won't let you die, but a thousand and one nights, no less than one night, giggles..."

Yes? Zhou Fugui was self-defeating and was stunned.

"Bad luck!" Tari couldn't help but laugh.