Although tofu brain is delicious, where is the old emperor in the mood to eat? After enduring it for a long time, he finally asked Li Yuanba, "Uncle, what do you want?" ”

Li Yuanba jokingly asked: "You might as well guess, whether the people outside are loyal to you?" ”

The old emperor shook his head and said: "If it's okay, please let my uncle go back, you watch the play for a day, there must be no fun, but the country can't be without a king for a day." ”

"Aren't you going to entrust the government to the right prime minister Lin Jiulang? It is said that you haven't been in court for ten years, and it doesn't seem to make much difference with you or not. Xiao Doudou said mockingly.

"That's employing people! It's not a trust. The old emperor argued.

"Schemes? Let your son and his subordinates fight each other, and you sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight? The throne is not threatened, and at the same time, there is a favorite minister who knows your heart, with the power of a country, to provide you with pleasure, tsk, relying on himself as the emperor, you can really be lawless. No wonder Datang makes you miserable! Xiao Doudou reprimanded dissatisfied.

The old emperor was dissatisfied: "Hmph, what does my aunt mean? It seems that the country's problems are all my fault? In the past 30 years, I have worked hard to make the Tang Dynasty prosperous and sleepless, and I dare not slack off, so that the agriculture and industry, water conservancy, trade, culture, astronomy, etc., of the Tang Dynasty far surpass the surrounding countries, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, and all countries have diplomatic relations to ......."

"Alright. How to go in the Tang Dynasty, a hundred years ago, my father and second uncle planned it, as long as the descendants do not produce waste, even if they are a king, they will have today's foundation. Xiao Doudou interrupted the boast impatiently, "What you said is barely your credit, but it is only your merit in politics for 20 years since you were young." ”

"And now? What does Datang look like now, don't you really know? Or pretend not to see? ”

"What happened last night, didn't you wake up yet? In the past ten years, the government has been abandoned, resulting in the current division of the feudal towns, the tail is too big, and the court is walking on thin ice. Selling official positions, corruption is rampant, the people are not making a living, and the number of people who have escaped from the land in many places has exceeded fifty percent, what we have seen all the way from the south, where is the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, it is simply hell on earth! ”

"And all this, why does the old man say that he blames your favored traitorous right minister? Hehe, he just didn't dare to tell the truth, the root is in you! ”

The old emperor was scolded so red that his face turned red, and he retorted loudly: "I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and I have brought glory to them, can't I enjoy my old age?" ”

Syllable!

Xiao Doudou slapped him in the face unceremoniously, "The water can carry the boat or capsize the boat!" When you can make the people live and work in peace and contentment, you are the emperor and you have glory. If you can't let the people live and work in peace and contentment, and even bring them suffering, then you are not worthy of this position, get out of here! Save the people of our Li family. ”

"You ......" the old emperor was angry, and suddenly realized, "Oh...... I see, I see. Everything is you behind the scenes, it's you, it's absolutely you, you want to usurp power and rebel and take the throne of the Tang Dynasty, hahahaha, good wow, chaotic ministers and thieves, and you say it so high-sounding! ”

Everyone looked at the crazy old emperor in surprise, and Zhang Xiaojing, Long Bo, Li Bi and others couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

When the old emperor stopped his madness, Xiao Doudou sneered: "I want that seat in the Qin Palace, why bother to play these small actions with the help of other people's hands?" If I really make a move, do you think you can stop it? Dare to say that I am a rebel and a thief? You're afraid you don't deserve it! ”

"Back then, the second uncle made a decree to pass on the throne to me, but unfortunately I have not returned for more than 100 years, otherwise, this throne will be you? You left the second uncle to my Datang, which made a miasma, and it is not too much to kill you for this point. But after all, you are the grandson of Brother Chengqian and Sister Wu Cao, and you are still half of the descendants of the fourth uncle, looking at their faces, I will not kill you. ”

The old emperor don't look around, "If you want to kill, you will kill!" Kill me, and you won't be the emperor. ”

"Huh, so confident?" Xiao Doudou joked: "Grandma, am I scared?" ”

"Rebels and thieves, everyone in the world will be punished. You are all people who have been ancient for more than 100 years, you should retire to the mountains and forests, and now in the world, no one knows who you are. The old emperor said contemptuously and mockingly.

Xiao Doudou nodded: "So, I want the people to know me again." How about we make a bet? ”

The old emperor didn't speak, and Xiao Doudou continued: "Bet and send you out, will your subordinates and heirs save you or kill you?" ”

"Hmph, as long as Guo Lishi brings troops to the scene, no one dares to think crookedly." The old emperor said confidently.

"Good! So, you said yes? If no one touches you, then I will go into seclusion for ten years, and when the world is in chaos after ten years, I will come out to reorganize the rivers and mountains. However, if you lose the bet, in this world, I have peace of mind, don't be unconvinced, lest future generations say that I am bullying the small. ”

…… Many people present had strange eyes, looked at the old emperor, and then looked at the girl-like little pocket, who is big and who is small?

"Humph! Ten years later, the world will be in chaos? I'm afraid you're not retreating to the mountains and forests, you're stirring up the wind and rain behind your back, waiting for an opportunity, right? "The old emperor is not stupid, such a bet seems to be beneficial to the other party to win or lose.

"Villain! Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! Judging from the current situation, within ten years, Datang will be chaotic, and I won't need to push it. I, the Qin Palace, have always been upright, and I don't care about such intrigues and tricks. Australia's 400,000-strong army Chen soldiers South Vietnam, if you want to take the country, why ten years? Xiao Doudou said disdainfully.

At this time, Li Bi whispered: "Sage, my teacher He Jian told me yesterday that he had a drink with Jiao Sui the day before yesterday, and Jiao Sui had a hexagram during the banquet, and he learned that within ten years of the Tang Dynasty, there will be a military disaster, and the world will be ......in chaos at that time."

"Jiao Sui? Is that Jiao Shi Yi Lin, who is proficient in divination in nine words? The old emperor was shocked, after all, the experience is still there, putting aside the mysterious factor of fortune telling, that is, judging from the current situation of the Tang Dynasty, it is indeed full of holes and leaking around.

Li Yuanba opened his mouth and reminded: "Shilang, don't be too arrogant, just a group of veterans of the Eighth Regiment will make you so embarrassed, An Lushan and Wang Zongbian in the domain town, just one person, you are trembling, what arrogant capital do you think you have?" My 400,000 Australian army is all up to your aunt and grandmother. Besides, you don't have to forget that overseas America is all inherited by the Qin Palace, not counting the Fang family in the Northeast and the Lingnan Feng family in Tianzhu. ”

"At the banquet last night, I heard that a small Bolu country, a small land of projectiles, needs you to appease and submit to softness, hehe, what? Seeing that we are reluctant to kill you, so you floated? ”

The old emperor was shocked into a cold sweat, but no, he only cared about the name of righteousness, and completely forgot that in this world, a big fist is the last word.

"Okay, I'll take this bet with my aunt!"

Zhang Xiaojing whispered in Li Bi's ear: "I bet that the old emperor has been frightened, and he picked up a big bargain for this bet." ”

Li Bi returned a big roll of his eyes, "I bet on the saint to lose." ”

"Good! Well? No, wait, I think so too, you can change your position......"