Chapter 72: The Fat Cicada Sheds Its Shell
Not long after lunch, the sky began to sink faintly, and the evening clouds were so thick that the moonlight could not be seen at all, and it was estimated that there would be snow tonight.
Four hours later.
The fat man's head was put in a cloth bag, and his whole body was carried back by Zhang Haixing.
Of course, Zhang Haixing herself didn't take advantage of anything, her hair was burr, her clothes were pulled loosely, and the zipper head of the jacket didn't know where to fly, with a furious face, and she threw the fat man to the ground viciously.
There was a muffled bang, and Wu Xie grinned when he heard it.
The fat man lay motionless on the ground, I don't know if he was knocked unconscious before, or if he was knocked unconscious just now.
Wu Xie hurriedly squatted down to get the cloth bag, and found that the fat man was still tied to the tether on the cloth bag around his neck, and immediately said speechlessly: "What are you doing, you are so ruthless, you strangled him to death, who followed me into the snow mountain." β
Zhang Haixing looked irritable and angry, "Put your heart back in your stomach, the old lady will count when she does it." β
Wu Xie didn't answer her, and quickly untied the rope, and found that the fat man's neck was swollen, but fortunately, he was fine, and he was still panting.
"What's this guy's strength?" Zhang Haike asked.
"It's not bad." Zhang Haixing reluctantly commented, "It's just that his brain is a little stupid, and his hands are too fucking unruly when he fights, so he does his best to fucking tricks, if he can't kill him, the old lady pickled him on the spot!" β
Wu Xie pursed his lips, "It's not normal to go to the rivers and lakes to make some tricks, but your Zhang family is full of righteousness, and you have made conspiracies and scheming people three times and twice." β
Zhang Haixing glared at him angrily, but he couldn't refute it, and he couldn't wait to turn his eyes into a whip and crack him.
Zhang Haike didn't care about their bickering, and continued to ask: "Do you think it is more appropriate for him to follow or our people to follow?" β
"I think such a person has strength, but in an environment like inside, it may not be particularly flexible, after we go in, many things do not rely on brute force, but rely on various strategies."
Zhang Haixing said while sorting out her clothes, "I still think it's more advantageous to use our own people in various aspects." β
"What do you think?" Zhang Haike asked Zhang Qixun, who was sitting on a chair on the side assembling a pistol.
Zhang Qixun glanced over there when he heard this, "As long as Wu Xie goes, there is no big difference in my opinion." β
"It's better to have one more person during the cautious period." Zhang Haike looked at Wu Xie and said, "I believe Haixing's statement is still very objective, can you accept it?" β
"I can't accept it." Wu Xie said simply, "I think you have to listen to what my friend said, he is more suitable for me in some aspects than you guys who have been arrogant all year round, you also said just now that it takes a plan to enter that place, and there are times when small wisdom is more suitable for actual combat than great wisdom." β
Zhang Haixing was not convinced, and said angrily: "No matter who says it, it's useless, I don't want to have such a prostitutes in the future action, unless he can break free and escape by himself now, if he can't be a killer, he would have died eight hundred times if he fell into my hands shamelessly." β
"Don't underestimate people." Wu Xie said "hey", reached out to pick up the cloth bag on the fat man's head, and said, "Fat man, do you hear it, show this woman a powerful hand." β
Unexpectedly, as soon as the cloth bag was uncovered, the fat man let out a long snoring "boom", like thunder.
ββ¦β¦β
A room is silent.
The expressions of the Zhang family members were exactly the same wonderful.
Zhang Haixing sneered, "That's it? The one who can still fall asleep in this situation is also a talent. β
Wu Xie took a closer look at the fat man, saw something, his eyebrows were happy, he held back a smile, turned his head to look at Zhang Haixing, and said, "You caught the wrong person." β
The cloth bag was not a fat man at all, but a bearded Tibetan strong man from nowhere.
This person's body shape is indeed a bit similar to the fat man, but it is much darker than the fat man, and of course the fat man is not white in Banai.
Zhang Haixing was surprised: "This is not your friend?" β
"No, my friend is much more obscene than that." Wu Xie shook his head, reached out and patted the Tibetan strong man on the face in an attempt to wake him up.
To no avail, this strong man slept heavier than a pig.
"And who is he?"
"How do I know, you can ask yourself." Wu Xie spread his hands, "If you can wake him up." β
Zhang Haixing was about to slap when she went up, but the strong man seemed to have a premonition, his head was tilted, he woke up slowly, looked at everyone present with a confused face, and said a string of strange words in his mouth.
Zhang Haixing crackled like a machine gun and threw out a series of menba words, and the strong man slowly came to his senses and answered a few questions.
Zhang Haixing's face suddenly turned green.
Wu Xie deliberately squeezed her and urged: "What did this person say? You might as well translate it, don't hide it. β
Zhang Haixing's face couldn't hold back, and he scolded a foreign swear word, "He said that he was drunk by a fat man of the Han nationality, and the fat man of the Han nationality also gave him a lot of good cigarettes and wine, and the two chatted until late, and he fell asleep in the fat man's room, but suddenly someone came to tie him up and woke him up from his dream, he was furious, and he fought with the man, he didn't fight, and he was stunned by the man, and he was here when he opened his eyes." β
Wu Xie suddenly felt that he raised his eyebrows, laughed, and made my fat man, well done.
Zhang Haixing's face was gloomy, as if he hadn't wrung out the rag that was still dripping, and immediately asked Wu Xie, "Where is the real fat man now?" β
Wu Xie shook his head, "How do I know." β
Even if he knows that the fat man is far away in front of him, he won't say it, he's not a fool, hey, hey, gas wash you.
With his understanding of the fat man, the fat man will definitely not do this kind of game just to prevent himself from being kidnapped, the fat man wants to be a yin person, he must be aggressive, and very ruthless.
Fat people don't think too deeply when they get off the set, they basically want to play a game, which is rough, but they often have a surprising effect when stacked with their own sets.
A solitary set like this is difficult for people who are not particularly arrogant to fall into.
"He's definitely near us right now." Zhang Haike put away the surprised expression on his face, and said calmly, "If it were me, I would definitely follow, and be fully prepared, if the other party has enough manpower, we will be surrounded now." β
Wu Xie raised his eyebrows, triumphant, "Now you believe what I say." β
Zhang Haixing glared at him angrily, "Is this something you have already discussed?" β
Wu Xie smiled and said nothing, thanks to the small note he threw to the fat man before going up the mountain, which clearly said that he was going to find the wooden fish, but if he found the wooden fish, he would not delay for so long, so the fat man would definitely think that something happened to him on the mountain.
In addition, he had been angry with the fat man before, and the fat man must have realized that the place where he was standing was no longer safe, but he didn't expect to play the arrogant and domineering Zhang Haixing so by mistake, happy.
Zhang Haixing was angry, she couldn't do anything to Wu Xie, so she planned to grab the dead fat man on the ground and ask the whereabouts of the real fat man.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he touched the placket of the fat man's clothes, a round jar suddenly fell out.
"What is this?"
Zhang Haixing reached out to pick it up, but before she got close, the jar exploded, and with a bang, a large amount of yellow smoke instantly filled the entire room.
"It's poison gas!" Zhang Haixing shouted.
"The sea is round, the sea group is going to open the window!"
"Everybody's on the ground!"
The strong Tibetan man had already cleverly rolled to the corner of the wall by the window, and buried his face in his clothes with his eyes closed.
Wu Xie was so close that he didn't have time to react at all, a very pungent smell rushed into his nose, almost fainting him, and the extract of ten onions seemed to rush into his eyes in an instant, and tears flowed out at once.
He hurriedly blocked his eyes with his arms, curled up uncomfortably on the ground, and suddenly felt the back of his neck and collar tighten, and the whole person was pulled up from the spot, and then he heard a clang, and the person who dragged him kicked open the window, pressing his upper body out of the window, and the coarse and solidified gas suddenly loosened, and the fresh air rushed to his face like a tide.
The Zhang family reacted extremely quickly, without the slightest confusion, and almost at the moment when Zhang Haixing ordered the exit, all the windows were immediately opened.
The cool breeze outside blew in, and in less than five minutes, the poisonous smoke in the house had been blown almost away.
Everyone's weapons and firearms have also been taken out, and they quickly checked each other, "No one came in to sneak attack, and there were no fewer people, everyone was there." β
When the poisonous smoke poured out, Zhang Haixing bore the brunt of the most inhalation, which would be coughing and sneezing, his eyes were swollen as if he had been beaten, and the tears that flowed out washed out the powder on his face with two sinuous yellow marks, and the whole person was extremely embarrassed.
"! Want to yin me? Zhang Haixing was almost mad, her eyes opened a slit and vaguely saw Wu Xie's location, and yelled at him, "Tell your friend to come out quickly, there is a kind of one-on-one with the old lady, this kind of indiscriminate trick is useless in front of us!" β
Wu Xie's eyes were hot and he wanted to breathe fire, where could he take care of her, just about to go out of the window and grab a few handfuls of unmelted snow in the shade of the outside corner to compress his eyes, a cold wet towel suddenly fell from the sky and covered his face.
"Damn, thank you, thank you!" Wu Xie hurriedly pressed the wet towel on his eyes, wiped off the residual smoke and dust on the eyelids at the corners of his eyes, and his eyes were finally not so uncomfortable.
"You're welcome." Zhang Qixun leaned against the window with his eyes closed, and said lightly.
Zhang Haixing on the other side is much more miserable than Wu Xie, her eyes are still burning and unbearable after rinsing with saline, her white eyeballs are red and red, she looks as if she is enchanted, and a red dot appears in the center of her eyebrows.
Wait, red dots?
Zhang Haike's heart sank, and he hurriedly raised his hand to signal Zhang Haixing not to move.
It turned out that the red dot was actually a laser dot fired from a distant laser sight at some point, which shot in from the window that had just been opened, and stopped steadily at the center of her eyebrows.
Zhang Haixing instantly stiffened and didn't dare to move at will, because no matter how she moved, the laser point always followed her exactly.
Zhang Haike's face changed slightly, "Wu Xie, you tell your friend who we are, we apologize to him, and ask him not to act rashly, so as not to cause misunderstanding and sacrifice." β
Wu Xie took off the towel and looked at Zhang Haixing, she had completely calmed down, her eyes were red, and she looked at him without saying a word.
There is only one laser point, and the rest of the Zhang family has already found cover and is ready to fight at any time, but their faces are all iron-blue.
As the chess players behind the scenes, the Zhang family has had the advantage for too long, and I am afraid that it has been a long time since they have tasted this kind of mischievous suffering.
However, reality slapped them hard, and they were calculated by a little person who they had always looked down on, and at this moment they can imagine the beauty in their hearts.
Wu Xie didn't know if the fat man had made contact with Langka and the two who stayed at the bottom of the mountain, but where did they get such an awesome gun, Chen Xuehan gave it? Yo, I didn't see it.
Wu Xie sighed twice, walked over to the Tibetan strong man who was shrinking in the corner, and kicked him lightly on the leg, "Okay fat man, don't pretend, it means it, they already know how powerful our fat master is." β
The Tibetan strong man laughed twice and sat up from the ground, "That's it?" Fat man, I haven't had enough fun. β
The Zhang family watched in amazement as the strong man wiped off the black oil on his face with his clothes, revealing his true face.
Damn, not only were they tricked, but they were also played twice by the same person, which is a shame!
Zhang Haixing's eyes turned even redder and she scolded, "Didn't you say I caught the wrong person?" You two bastards join forces to sin me! β
The fat man took off his long beard, stood up from the ground, and laughed by Wu Xie's shoulders, "Do you know the tacit understanding?" I have a good understanding with our innocence, and this is the tacit understanding of comrades-in-arms. β
Wu Xie rolled his eyes when he heard this, tacitly understanding a ghost, painting like that ghost, if it weren't for that snoring, he wouldn't have recognized it at all, grandma's, before releasing the poison, he didn't know how to poke and poke to remind him to hide early, he almost let the poisonous yellow smoke choke and die young.
Fortunately, Bai Ci took action and fished him out of the poisonous smoke in time.
However, Wu Xie was still happy in his heart, and said in his heart: You have shown no flaws in the previous temptations, but now you can be regarded as pulling your pigtails, except for you, who else here will care so much about my safety.
is worthy of being a fat man, as soon as he makes a little shot, he will know if there is one.
Wait for him to find a chance to pick up his clothes and look at the tattoos, and see how you kid still quibbles.
After the fat man finished laughing, he saw that there were three "Wu Xie" faces in the room, and he was stunned, and hurriedly glanced at the one next to him, well, he knew that it was his naivety by looking at his eyes, so what happened to the other two?
"Did your father give birth to twins outside with you behind your back? Are you brothers finally reunited across the mountains and seas? He whispered in Wu Xie's ear.
Wu Xie's face darkened, "Pull a few calves, these two are fake faces, and one of them is the one who played us outside the Zhangjia Ancient Building." β
As he spoke, he pointed at Zhang Haike, and then at Zhang Qixun, "The other one is to deceive Jin Wantang in my name and hook me up with Motuo." (End of chapter)