Chapter 36: Look at this uncle, he's not as good as Macao

Navy warships are not all the same size, some large warships can accommodate one or two thousand naval soldiers at all, some even giants can walk around on it at will, and the small ones are the ones that Smoker is riding in now.

Although it is a small warship, it is enough to accommodate 500 people.

"This kind of warship is really good, when we get to the capital of the seven waters, let's let them build a ship according to this standard! The 500-person ship can accommodate everyone in our guild!"

After getting Smoker's consent, Kira and the others boarded the naval warship and followed them in the direction of Alabastan.

At this time, Kira, Harpy, Natsu, Gray, and Romeo sat side by side on the edge of the warship, took out the magic item [Never Air Force Fishing Rod], which had been sealed in the warehouse for a long time, and began a leisurely fishing sport.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Less than half a minute after being in the water, the rod began to tremble violently, and Kira used a little force, and under the effect of magic, the magic power transformed into a powerful force, dragging the hook and rushing out of the water.

With Kira's movements, the hook drew a beautiful parabola in the air and threw a half-meter-long fish onto the warship.

Kira's eyes lit up instantly, and she cheered, "Oooh!

Ness! Another big fish! It's time for extra dinner tonight! Is it better to make soup or barbecue such delicious fish? Braised or steamed is also good......

Seeing this scene, Harpy's eyes lit up and he salivated: "Kira, we want it too!"

Gray looked at Harpy curiously, "Don't you have the same magic item as Kira?"

Harpy was a little discouraged and said pitifully, "But my magic power is too low, and the fish that fall are all ordinary sizes......

[Never Air Force Fishing Rod] is Kira's proud work, as long as you fall into the water, you can basically do 100 shots, which can be regarded as a very practical magic prop.

But this item also has a feature, that is, if you inject magic into it when you use it, you can make the hook exude a special kind of magic, the more magic power you inject, the higher the quality, the bigger and more delicious fish you will attract, and it will be more convenient for the user to close the rod.

Because Kira has plenty of magic and good control, he naturally wants to have as many big fish as he wants, but Harpy is different, his magic power is too small, so he can only catch normal-sized fish every time.

And in a place like the Great Passage, even a fish is much stronger than those ordinary fish, so it is very difficult for Harpy to catch that kind of big fish, and with Kira next to him snatching resources, it is even more difficult.

By now, he had caught some useless sea garbage several times in a row.

"Poor Harpy, you're 8 years old this year, don't you understand that simple truth?"

Kira looked at the clear-eyed and stupid Harpy, and said in a divine voice, "In this world, if a cat's magic power is insufficient, let alone chasing a high-quality female cat like Xia Lulu, it will be a problem if you can even eat enough!"

Harpy instantly panicked: "Is it so serious?!

"Uh-huh!

Kira nodded solemnly and continued, "Don't say you transcendentals, even humans are the same! Look at the uncle over there, they are all 34 years old, but because of their lack of ability, they are still single, and even the position is only a colonel......

"Oh, you probably don't know what a colonel is. Let me explain to you, there are fifteen ranks in the navy of this world, and the colonel is in the eighth, that is, just in the middle stage. Think about it, a 34-year-old guy has only mixed in the middle stage, how bad does he have to be?"

"If you still don't understand, look at Macao. Macao is 38 years old, which is the closest to him among those of us, but even the weak Macao has an 8-year-old child like Romeo, so you know how bad that uncle is, right?"

"You

So to speak...... Seems like that's really the case?!"

Harpy nodded in confusion, and after a short period of deep thought, he was shocked to find that what Kira said might not be all right, but there was some truth!

Unlike Harpy's stupid ignorance, Romeo on the side had already heard a black line on his face: "Kirargo, in front of me, can you not talk about my dad like that......

"Ah, sorry, sorry! Am I not here to educate the Harpy? Hahaha......"

Kira skillfully hid her embarrassment with laughter, "Then again, you're the same age as Harpy, and you're old enough to know about it, so there's nothing wrong with listening to it......

Smoker behind several people heard Kira's words clearly, he gasped, puffed out puffs of smoke rings, and looked at Kira's back angrily, his face was hideous, gritting his teeth, and he was clearly angry, but he couldn't refute it, because what Kira said was the truth.

At the age of 34, not only is his career not going well (he can't catch Luffy), his emotions are also unsettled, and there is only one woman who is closer, Tina, and because of that violent temper, he doesn't even have many normal friends.

Kira's words were like knives, and although they didn't stick to his lifeline, they were extremely uncomfortable for him.

In fact, Smoker didn't pay much attention to these two things, because the failure of his career was caused by his voluntary request to be transferred to Rogue Town in the East China Sea, as for love...... He didn't care about those things in the first place, but when a stinky little imp said so, maybe no man could keep his peace of mind.

"This bastard red-haired kid is so annoying...... Dusty! What are you laughing at?!

"No...... It's nothing ......."

Dusty's face flushed—she had just laughed—and she retracted her smile in a panic and asked, "Isn't Colonel Smoker with them?" I remember you saying you wanted to do some good research on the magician, right? This is a great opportunity!"

By the way, you can catch a few more fish......

Smoker's eyes glanced at Kira's action of retracting the rod and releasing the fish again, and there was a hint of arrogant disdain in his eyes: "Hmph! I don't even want to take a bite of the fish I caught in the same way as cheating!"

Half a day later......

With a wave of her hand, Kira directly gave her harvest to the cook on the warship, showing the heroic color of a man at sea: "These two hundred fish will be our boat fare, and we will add food to the soldiers tonight!" By the way, remember to make more flavors! Serve me anything steamed, braised in, charcoal-grilled, soup-simmered, and stewed!"

When the chef saw the bucket of Caspian Sea jumping, 500 fresh fish ranging in length from half a meter to two meters, he was so shocked that his eyes were about to pop out, and he was speechless for a long time, and when he finally came back to his senses, he bowed excitedly to Kira and thanked him: "No...... Thank you very much for your gift!

Even if the people in the pirate world have a great appetite, the nutritional intake of naval soldiers is regulated, and it is impossible to eat only fish in one meal, so the five hundred big fish that Kira caught are a lot of food for a warship like them!

"You're welcome! Go get busy!"

"Yes!

The head cook gave Kira a naval salute with great solemnity, and then ordered the fish to be carried into the kitchen.

"This guy is calling my ship's soldiers like that?!

Seeing the scene of the head chef thanking Kira, Smoker became even more angry, and the curiosity, anticipation, and senses of Kira in his heart plummeted.

Kira would never have imagined that the forced grid he had specially created in "Rog Times Square" would only take half a day...... No, it should have been a few words, and I was defeated by myself.

In the evening, the chef added a meal, a whole fish feast, and all the navy ate very well, as did Kira and the others, and so did Smoker.

"Colonel Smoker, didn't you say you don't have the desire to take a bite?"

"Humph! That's their boat fare, why don't I eat it?!"

Smoker gulped down the fish on the plate in front of him, and he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, he felt that the fish today was more delicious than usual.

[Stable operation

Years of app, comparable to the old version of the book-chasing artifact, the app that old bookworms are using,]

"Ten more!"