Chapter 1 Online dating has no future
"Chen Shu, let's break up......"
"Your updates are just too slow."
"Just with your codeword attitude of fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, what do you rely on to make money to support me?"
"I don't see any future in you."
"Goodbye, take care of your body, let's leave it at that......"
In the dimly lit room, Chen Shu sat in front of the computer, staring blankly at the QQ chat interface in front of him, his eyes full of confusion.
Just now.
The rich female reader and girlfriend who has been dating online for a year actually proposed to him to break up.
And the reason for the breakup turned out to be that he was too slow to update!
"Holy! You're going to find a suitable reason to break up! β
"Your reason for breaking up is not very hurtful, but it is extremely insulting, you know!"
Meanwhile.
At this time, in Chen Shu's group of 2,000 book friends, the atmosphere of discussion and chat among the group friends was hot.
The screen full of messages is constantly scrolling, and people can't even read it.
The reason is that Chen Shu uploaded a screenshot of himself being broken up by his girlfriend on QQ space, with the sentence: I don't believe in love anymore!
And the group friends who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement posted the screenshots in the book group as soon as possible.
"Poofhaha, the whole world celebrates, the lazy dog author also has today!"
"Let him break off, it's okay now, his girlfriend is angry with his salted fish update and runs away (squint smile)"
"Wouldn't it? No way? Wouldn't anyone really be broken up by their girlfriend because the update was too slow? @ηΎ€δΈ» (doghead)"
"It's a pity that the sweet and rich administrator of the young lady is here, this was first abducted by the bastard of the author, and now she is angry with his updates."
"? Are there any outrageous reasons for breaking up? It's really fake, why don't I believe it so much?"
"It should be fake, if you really break up, you will definitely quit the group, I see that Miss Yueyue hasn't quit the group (scratching her head)"
"I don't understand it anymore.,What's the situation with you, this is @group leader @ζζ"
"The group leader's book is good-looking, but this update is really lazy (picking his nose)"
"There is no woman in my heart, the code word is a natural god, the author does not cry, you must learn to be strong @ group leader"
"Poof, now when I think of the question mark with a red exclamation mark that the author sent after he was deleted by the administrator's sister, I really want to laugh what to do~"
No matter how the friends in the reader group ate melons and discussed, Chen Shu didn't have the heart to pay attention anymore.
He slumped in his computer chair, put down his phone, sighed, and looked up at the ceiling.
"Friends are deleted, phone is turned off......"
As an online writer, he was broken up by his girlfriend because the novel was updated too slowly, and he is the only one in the world.
Although they are just boyfriend and girlfriend in online dating, and they have never even met offline, but after getting along for a year, it is obviously impossible to say that they have no feelings.
They don't look like lovers, but more like bosom friends who are so familiar with each other that they don't talk about anything, sharing interesting things about each other's lives with each other every day.
A single online writer like him is lonely most of the time, and because of his profession, they basically have no time to go out to socialize.
One person codes, one eats, one sleeps, no one can talk to you, and so on every day.
Playing games, watching short videos, and reading novels can all effectively kill time, but the moment you put down your phone, you will find that your heart is extremely empty.
People still need to socialize after all, and a rich female reader and girlfriend with a similar personality, the same hobbies, and can chat with you every day is extremely precious - even on the Internet.
To be honest, Chen Shu has long been accustomed to her presence in life.
I am also used to encountering annoying or happy things, and I will think of sharing them with her as soon as possible.
Recalling her lively and playful tone every time she chatted, she always loved to urge her to hurry up and update the code word, and Chen Shu couldn't help but smile at the corner of her mouth.
Pity......
The smile on Chen Shu's face gradually dissipated, turning into an indescribable sorrow.
obviously said that they would meet after a while, why did they suddenly propose to him to break up today without warning?
Could it really be that my novel is too slow to update?
Or is it that in order to be able to effectively urge the change, he even does not hesitate to have a love affair with him that is born for the sake of the change?
Do you want him to be completely disappointed in love and only concentrate on code words from now on?
Chen Shu couldn't figure it out.
It is said that life is full of surprises and accidents.
But my life shouldn't only be "accidents", right?
Just when Chen Shu was full of thoughts and reflected on whether he should change two days to two days and three watches in the future, there was a sudden "bang" sound outside the living room door.
The loud sound suddenly startled Chen Shu, who was in a wandering mood in the room, and even his body couldn't help but tremble.
"Shouldn't my lovely readers come to deliver blades?"
With the experience of his girlfriend breaking up because he was too slow to update, Chen Shu suddenly felt that it was not impossible for him to be urged by readers to update him.
Chen Shu walked out of the room, vigilantly walked to the door of the living room, and quietly glanced at the cat's eye.
Strangely, through the cat's eye, he didn't see anyone in the hallway outside the door.
"What about people?"
Chen Shu frowned.
The community he lives in is a new community, there are not many people moving in, and it is almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and it is unlikely to be a prank by the neighbor bear child.
In terms of the routine of criminal investigation novels, this is obviously a big problem.
As long as he opens the door......
Chen Shu swallowed his saliva, and for the sake of safety, he silently picked up a cold and shiny kitchen knife from the kitchen and walked back.
There is no way, boys go out and live alone, so they must protect themselves.
Especially for a handsome boy like him, he has to protect himself even more.
Chen Shu vigilantly pushed open the door, and the expected gangster hiding in the corner did not appear.
Only on the ground at the door lay a girl in a long white dress, barefoot, who looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, like a girl in junior high school.
The girl's long hair was scattered on the ground, her black hair covered most of her cheeks, and her petite body lay on the ground without moving.
Chen Shu frowned slightly, squatted down, and poked the other party's shoulder with a kitchen knife.
"Hey, little sister?"
"Wake up!"
Chen Shu screamed for a while, but the girl did not react at all, and lay quietly on the ground, as if she was dead.
ββ¦β¦β
Well?
Dead?!
"! This can't be a corpse......
Chen Shu suddenly chuckled in his heart, and couldn't help but think of this possibility, and his little heart suddenly thumped.
In his mind, a terrifying picture of someone killing someone and throwing his body at his doorstep, trying to frame him and finally put him in prison.
It's no wonder that he thinks so, as an online writer, on this big night, there is an unconscious girl lying at the door of his house inexplicably, and she doesn't know whether she is alive or dead, no matter how she thinks about it, it is weird everywhere!
Chen Shu swallowed his saliva, looked up to make sure that there was no one else in the corridor, and his fingers trembled and reached out to the girl's snort.
"Whew...... I'm scared to death. β
Chen Shuda breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the ground, wiped the cold sweat with his hands, and completely let go of the little heart he was carrying.
There is breathing.
And the breathing is very gentle.
It doesn't look like something is going on.
"Who the hell is this?"
Chen Shu muttered in his heart, and brushed away the girl's hair covering his face with his hand, and a green and quiet face came into his eyes.
With a very unfamiliar face and a very beautiful appearance, Chen Shu stared at her carefully for a while, and then carefully recalled some recent memories, and made sure that he had indeed never seen the girl in front of him who looked fifteen or sixteen years old.
Judging from the girl's normal face, Chen Shu couldn't tell whether the other party was asleep or in a coma due to physical discomfort.
"Isn't it pretending to faint and touching porcelain to make an immortal jump?"
Chen Shu looked down at the girl lying on the ground, looked up and looked left and right at the empty corridor, and muttered in his heart.
He was a little suspicious, as long as he dared to kindly take this girl who "fainted" at the door of his house into the house to rest, the next moment he would rush out of nowhere a group of muscular men, surround him, and call him a scumbag who molested underage girls while claiming to be a relative of the girl, and asked him to quickly lose money.
And his next fate naturally doesn't need to be described too much.
ββI was fortunate to be one of the unlucky ones among the many classic cases on the national anti-fraud APP.
After all, in the middle of the night, there was an unconscious beautiful girl lying at the door of the single man's house......
Wrong.
That's very wrong.
If there is no ghost here, Chen Shugui will not believe it!
"I guess it's a new type of fraud, porcelain and other means, a group of criminals want to use the fainting girl in front of them to win my sympathy, engage in some extortion and extortion tricks, and take away my little remaining manuscript fee."
As soon as he thought that someone might be quietly observing him through some equipment, as long as he had the idea of bringing the girl back to the house, he would immediately rush out of a large group of muscular men and surround him, Chen Shu was very frightened in his heart.
It's not good that the money is gone, and you will be beaten up by a group and go to the hospital.
Hiss~
I'm scared, I'm afraid.
Anyway, this matter has nothing to do with him, so it's better to leave this kind of thing alone.
In these years, it is risky to be a good person and do good deeds, and it can be bankrupt at least or life-threatening.
As a cautious and poor writer, Chen Shu did not dare to gamble on his remaining manuscript fee.
Even if there is no such thing as the above "fairy jump", it will not work.
There is no monitoring at home, but there is monitoring in the corridor, so it is definitely not possible to bring the girl into the house, otherwise the other party wakes up and finds him lying in his house, slandering that he molested her while she was unconscious.
When the time comes, he will really jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it away.
This is not a joke, there are so many ready-made examples on the Internet, and the news of this kind of "little fairy" can be said to be flying all over the sky, and Zhu Jun, the host of Yang Ma, is the most unlucky one among them.
It's not that he has any "paranoia of victimization".
He's just a stinky novelist, and his profession causes him to think a little more and be a little more cautious than the average person.
Well, that's all.
It's definitely not because of any paranoia of victimization.
Absolutely nothing!