70: Thunder split your waist?
Yun Feiyang held an umbrella and slowly came to Shrek Square,
Looking at the crowd around the eight statues that remained, I didn't know what was being said.
Suddenly, Yun Feiyang's eyes bulged, looked at Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, and said incredulously, "These two people can't be magnets, right?" ”
"Hello Teacher Yun." Some of the students in the ninth class of freshmen had sharp eyes, so they greeted Yun Feiyang.
Yun Feiyang turned his head, put on a straight face, pretended to be fierce, and said in a deep voice, "If you don't go back to the classroom to go to class, come here to see what is lively." ”
"Uh, hello teacher, goodbye teacher." The student immediately slipped away and ran to the classroom in Class 9. At the same time, I prayed in my heart, "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me." ”
He originally wanted to say hello to Yun Feiyang, but he never thought that such a thing would happen.
Yun Feiyang also glanced at Moon from the corner of his eye, the shameless old double-standard dog.
The folds of his face can kill double-digit flies, and his face makes Yun Feiyang feel extremely disgusting.
His face is withered,
Shaozhe did not shy away from asking Moon for peace.
The clouds flew in the crowd, obscured by umbrellas, and few people would notice the clouds.
Huo Yuhao pushed Moon back to the big tree at the door of the dormitory.
Yun Feiyang also came to Class 9 with an umbrella, he is a teacher, so he has to shoulder the sacred profession of teaching students.
But just arrived at Class 9,
Hibiscus met him,
"Teacher Yun, weren't you struck by lightning yesterday?" Mu Hibiscus was a little surprised, after all, it was thunder, but Mu Hibiscus's next words made Yun Feiyang almost fall.
"Ah, Teacher Yun, the thunder won't hit your waist, this is not good, you have to find a healing soul master to look at the body, a man's waist will be used for a lifetime, you must know, the waist is good, you are good, she will be good." Before Hibiscus could answer, Yun Feiyang's mind was suddenly bombarded by a burst of words with cannons.
Yun Feiyang really wants to give Mu Hibiscus a seal at the moment, life philosophy teacher, what are you like, she will be good, Huiren card?
"Ahem, it's okay, a little injury, it's not in the way, besides, I'm a healing soul master, and I don't need to look for others." Yun Feiyang removed the hand holding his waist, trying not to give Mu Hibiscus a chance to talk nonsense,
"Aren't you a strong attacker? How can it be a therapeutic? Hibiscus smiled, thinking that Yun Feiyang was joking with her.
"Uh, Mr. Yun, do you really want to go to class? Yesterday, Dean Yan Shaozhe had already personally asked for leave for you. Mu Hibiscus looked at Yun Feiyang with some concern, afraid that if the teacher who was struck by lightning fell in class, or was physically exhausted or something, or something, or something, then the injury would be seriously delayed, and it would not be good to delay the teaching later.
She saw it really just now, Yun Feiyang held an umbrella with one hand and rubbed his waist with the other, it was obvious that yesterday's thunder definitely hurt his waist, but she subconsciously thought that Teacher Yun was a man, maybe a little shy, reckless.
"Ahem, Mr. Hibiscus, I'm really fine, don't worry," Yun Feiyang was really helpless, Hibiscus spoke, he couldn't interject at all, like a popcorn machine.
Mu Hibiscus looked suspiciously at Yun Feiyang's waist rubbed with one hand, and asked seriously, "Really?" ”
"Really, it's more real than steaming." Yun Feiyang replied with great sincerity.
Mu Hibiscus looked around for a while, and after no one, he walked side by side with Yun Feiyang, and whispered, "Teacher Yun, the body is the most important, especially the waist, but you must not be treated badly, if you are injured, even if it is a slight injury, you must take it seriously, you must know that the waist is the source of all things." ”
The clouds are about to fall,
But before he could speak, he heard Hibiscus look around left and right, and after confirming that no one would hear the conversation between the two of them, he continued to whisper, "Which one of my family was injured on the waist at the beginning, and now every time he hands in his homework, he is missing two pounds and two, this is because it was a small injury, I didn't care much about it, until I got older, hey, ah, you have to pay attention, we are a handful of people of age, but we don't care." You two are still young, and harmony is the most important thing. ”
Hibiscus didn't care if she was talking about a tiger and a wolf.
She had read Yun Feiyang's information and knew that Yun Feiyang had a wife at home, so she sincerely hoped that Yun Feiyang would be well.
Hibiscus's words of tiger and wolf made Yun Feiyang's scalp tingle, and the heavenly spirit cover on his head protruded.
Yun Feiyang was pressed and hurt his back, and he was not really injured by lightning.
But every sentence of the hibiscus tutor is concerned about the back, and the words are friendly and moderate, and there is no meaning of ridicule.
So Yun Feiyang decided, and said with a slight smile on his face, "Thank you, Teacher Hibiscus, Teacher Hibiscus, I will go home and rest for another day in today's class." ”
"Well, it's okay, we are colleagues with each other, but our bodies are still very important, just go home and let your daughter-in-law boil some medicinal food for you to make up for it." Mu Hibiscus smiled, making Yun Feiyang feel that the other party has a big feeling, don't thank you, I am Lei Feng's sense of sight.
The corners of Yun Feiyang's mouth twitched several times.
Yun Feiyang, who had already walked to the teaching building and under the eaves, took out the umbrella again, and quickly separated from the hibiscus, he was afraid that the hibiscus would not give him another thunderous word.
In fact, it was raining today, but it was not very suitable for Yun Feiyang to teach them to fight.
Holding an umbrella, he quickly distanced himself from Mu Hibiscus, and then saw Mu Hibiscus walk into the classroom of Class 9, and Yun Feiyang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Slowly walked out of the school gate from Shrek Academy,
thought to himself, "Since the incident has happened, then you should go back and discuss it with your daughter-in-law, after all, Yun Feiyang subconsciously thinks that since he has played a hooligan on him, the other party has to be responsible." ”
Outside the school gate, due to the drizzle,
The vendors seem to be doing a little better.
Yun Feiyang rubbed his waist and came to a stall with an umbrella in one hand, "Boss, two egg scones." ”
"Okay, guests wait, I'll be here soon." The boss is all smiling, a bit like a Maitreya Buddha.
After a while, the boss gave Yun Feiyang the egg scones in a bag, and Yun Feiyang was ready to pay, but the boss wiped a pair of hands stained with a lot of flour on the handkerchief around his waist, smiled and said, "Guest, you paid a silver soul coin a few times before, and I haven't had time to thank you for taking care of my business, so you ran away again, I was busy here at the time, and I couldn't catch up, so this time I had a treat, just take care of my business more." ”
"Well, that's fine, thank you, boss, but your egg scones taste good." Yun Feiyang's stomach is indeed a little hungry, thinking that he has output a total of five times from last night to today, it feels terrible to think about.
Looks like we'll have to go back and burn a rabbit to make up for it.
Eating egg scones in small bites, holding an umbrella and leaving the door of Shrek Academy, holding an umbrella in one hand and egg scones in the other, he naturally lost the hand to rub his waist, so he could only slowly go home.
ps: [Hey, some people are green, happy in their hearts, but happy and sad. The air conditioner blew hard and had a runny nose. 】
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