Chapter 153: Kira: With my three-inch tongue, I can say that my aunt and Whitebeard are married

In the past, Kira, or when he was reading manga, sometimes saw the situation of 'girls sticking out their tongues cutely', and he didn't think about it at the time, but now he thinks that those authors are just talking nonsense!

In the third dimension, no one would do this!

If someone does, it must be unsightly!

If this person is still an old fat woman, then just seeing it can be regarded as torture from hell!

"I think you're in your 20s, that's my 22nd daughter, and 24th ...... The 29th daughter is about the same age as you. What do you think? Which one you like, I can arrange it for you! ”

Kira looked in the direction pointed by the aunt, and found that her 22 women still knew her, and after thinking about it, she found that it was the wife of Capon Becky later; 24-26 females are triplets of the long-handed clan, one tall, one thin and one fat; The 27 women and the 28 women have no characteristics, one is a short knight, and the other has long legs, but they are ordinary in the group of children of the aunt, and the last 29 women are snake heads.

What kind of crooked melons and cracked dates are these?!

Instantly unappetizing!

It's really down!

The aunt didn't see the twitching corners of Kira's eyes, and her mind was full of the beautiful fantasy of using her daughter to win Kira and then eat the wedding cake herself: "Or do you like older ones, or younger ones?" ”

"You don't have to!" Kira decisively rejected Big Mom's offer.

At this point, it's useless for you to take Brynn out!

After all, Brynn is only the same age as Wendy now, how can she possibly agree?

"Huh?! Don't want to? Why don't you think about it again? ”

Selling her daughter was refused, and the aunt didn't seem very happy, and there was a tendency for the little fairy to lose her temper, but fortunately, at this time, Kaido came forward to stop drinking.

"Alright, Lingling! This kid isn't the kind of person who can be tied to a boat with a single woman! ”

"Huh? Speaking of which, Kaido, I remember you also have a daughter, right? ”

"Mention her less! As soon as I thought of that stupid son, Lao Tzu became angry! ”

'Silly son' is Kaido's name for Yamato, just because Yamato has been raised by him as a man since he was a child, and even the people of the Hundred Beast Pirates call Yamato 'young master'.

Kaido also regretted in his heart, he actually wanted to recommend his daughter out, but thinking of her character, he still dispelled that idea.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the drunken Kaido couldn't help but spit out his bitterness to his aunt and Kira, and began to complain, "That kid calls himself 'Mitsuki Mita' every day, and I don't know what that stupid samurai did to her back then, and I still can't forget it!" ”

"That's right, little ghost! Isn't there anyone on your side who can resurrect him for a while? Find a time to call that guy out and I'll give him two more batters!! ”

Kira: "...... It's not a resurrection, it's just an illusion! ”

If it is really possible to temporarily resurrect Mitsuki Mita, then Kira will definitely raise her hands in favor, and she can even fight him with Kaido, but it is just a corpse created from memory, not himself, even if he is killed, it will be useless, and it will only be Neinhardt who will be injured at that time!

"So that's the case, so that 'Roger' I met is also fake?"

It dawned on the aunt that her daughter Brie's mirror fruit also had the ability to turn animals into a specific person, and now when she heard Kira say this, she guessed that it was a similar situation.

"But that guy...... Although his strength is not as good as that of the deity, whether it is domineering, the moves used, or the tone of his speech, he is exactly the same as the real Roger! ”

Kira thought about it, but she didn't think there was anything to hide from it, so she told the two of them about the effect of the magic of the 'memory of the corpse': "...... That's the case, it's just a prosthesis taken from your memories, and the upper limit of strength is not higher than that of the user himself. ”

As expected, after hearing the specific effect of the 'Corpse Memory', Kaido and Aunt were so shocked that the wine and cake in their hands fell off.

"No wonder I met Locks ...... last time"

Auntie's eyes fell into confusion, as if she was remembering something, but suddenly a spirit shouted, "Wait! So it's true that Roger said he had a child today?! ”

The corpse has all the memories of the deity, and since Roger said he had children, there must be!

"yes, that's all true!"

Kira shook her wine glass and smiled lightly, her expression like a black-hearted villain, but the purpose of this banquet, he had already achieved, "What do you want to do to his son?" ”

Kaido heard this sentence in a word, and stared at Kira with wide eyes: "Do you know his identity?" Otherwise, how do you know it's a son? ”

The aunt also looked at it curiously, mama~mama~ smiled, looking very interested in it.

The pirates and magicians at the banquet, in fact, most of them have been paying attention to the movements of the three Kira, for fear that they will fight again if they disagree, of course, for the people of the Big Mom Pirates, they are also afraid that the aunt will suddenly fall ill.

At this time, when they heard the conversation between the three of Kira, they all stopped the communication in front of them for a while, turned their heads together, and pricked up their ears to listen openly.

What?! One Piece's son?! There is such exciting news?!

Kira didn't sell it either, and directly broke out the answer: "He is 'Fire Fist' Ace!" You saw the newspaper two days ago, right? Now he is already in the hands of the Navy! ”

Hearing this, the magicians were okay and didn't feel much about it, but the group of pirates was different, and they all exclaimed.

"Nani?!' Fire Fist 'Ace...... He turned out to be the son of One Piece?! True......fake"

"The second captain of the Whitebeard Pirates? I didn't expect him to have this kind of identity......"

"Volororo!! Did that guy Whitebeard actually adopt the son of 'One Piece'? It really looks like he did it!! ”

"mama~mama~ In this way, this time the navy did not hesitate to start a war with Whitebeard, and also publicly executed the 'Fire Fist' Ace, is it because of this identity?"

"That's right! How's that, it's interesting, right? ”

Kira nodded, and suddenly raised her head to look at the aunt with interest: "What do you think of letting him be your son-in-law?" ”

"Being a son-in-law? You say 'Fire Fist' Ace? ”

Auntie was stunned, she didn't expect Kira to make this suggestion, she had never thought about it before.

But soon, she made a decision: "Let me take Roger's son as a son-in-law?" Are you kidding?! That Roger guy stole my precious historical texts, and now you want me to have a daughter? That guy deserves it too?! What about the son of 'One Piece'?! Isn't it remarkable? ”

Belch...... Let Ace be your son-in-law, do you still feel wronged?

Kira cleared her throat and began to dissect the situation to convince people: "This war between the Navy and the Whitebeard Pirates, no matter who wins or loses, Whitebeard can't be like this again!" He will either die or retire after the war, and his territory will become borderless. ”

"You said you were going to sneak up on Whitebeard's rear, right? I'm okay with this, and the magicians won't interfere, but the 'ambassador of peace' of that new world, the redhead, will definitely stop your actions! ”

After applying eye medicine to the red hair, I found that Kaido and Aunt were a little disdainful between their eyebrows.

Come to think of it, in their eyes, the red-haired is a young man who has only appeared in the past ten years, why should he be compared to their group of old pirates for decades?!

So Kira added another stroke: "There are also those stunned young people who have just poured into the new world, and some careerists who have been silent for many years, they must have the same plan as you, and they will come out to rob at this time!" Even if the pirate alliance between the two of you is very strong, it will be a little overstretched to deal with so many people at the same time, right? ”

"This ......"

Kaido and Aunt were obviously a little hesitant, the strength of that group of supernovas was different, but if they could get here, they were not waste, even if they couldn't reach the 'Three Calamities' and 'Four General Stars', it was more than enough to deal with some middle-level cadres.

What's more, supernova isn't just for this year!

Some of the previous years are still active in the New World!

After talking about the difficulty of conquering the territory, Kira began to talk about the world again: "All along, Whitebeard wanted Ace to be his heir and become the next 'One Piece', which is the reason why he kept Ace by his side. ”

"Humph! Just a stinky little ghost who wants to be One Piece too?! Kaido made an appropriate mocking sound, adding a bit of interest to Kira's analysis.

"There are two possibilities for the successor of the Whitebeard Pirates, one is the captain of the Ichiban team, Marko, who is senior and powerful, but may retire with Whitebeard; The other is Ace, who is young, charismatic, and has a good background, and is more likely to succeed him! ”

"If you marry your daughter to Ace, with this relationship, in the future, the Big Mom Pirates and the Whitebeard Pirates will be married on the surface, then you will take over Whitebeard's territory, won't it be much more justifiable?! Maybe you'll be able to get help from the Whitebeard Pirates! ”

When the aunt heard this, she was really moved for a while: "Just investing in a daughter, it is possible to get so many benefits, and it doesn't seem to be a loss when you think about it?" ’

"Of course, the premise is that you are willing to rescue Ace together."