Chapter 82: Can You Show That Again?
The dormitory building of the Military Academy.
The former commander of the 010th Regiment of the Aiden Infantry, and now the commander of the Crispy Shark Corps of the Astral Army, Lack, is carrying his luggage, holding the instructions for new students issued by the reception of freshmen, and is looking for his dormitory.
“415。”
Looks like this is it. Lark slipped the paper in his pocket, put down his luggage, straightened his uniform, and knocked on the door with his free hand.
"Knock Knock"
"Please come in."
Hearing the response from inside the house, Lark pushed the door open.
"Hello, I'm from this dormitory..."
Halfway through his sentence, Lark was stunned, and he carefully observed his roommate sitting at the table operating the computer.
At this point, the roommate also turned his head and looked at Lack.
"Yo! Rucker! ”
"Haha, Thomas!"
Thomas, a former miner from the planet Sarah, later joined the reconnaissance company of the 101st Regiment of the Holy Crusaders. Thoughtful in the center of the war in the Hylyon Star Sector, he performed well and worked his way up the ranks. He is currently the commander of the 266th Reconnaissance Regiment of the Second Legion of the Holy Crusader.
"I didn't expect to meet you here, how about it, a few days ago, I caught a few cultists captive by sweeping away the evil and evil?"
Luck, who met his old comrade-in-arms, happily joked with Thomas.
"Hey, you kid can't open any pot, right?"
"I'm wrong to care about you?"
"Come on, I don't know about you kid yet. And the connotation of me, right? If I hadn't scavenged for the information and figured out the distribution of the cultists' forces and firepower, how could you have wiped out the enemy in one fell swoop? ”
"Okay, you told me a lot of information at the beginning, but didn't I rescue you too? You can't deny that. How? Is it wrong for me to save you? Could it be that you still wanted to penetrate the enemy's interior, find out the information, and be loyal? ”
At the thought of being hung on a pillar by the cultists, Thomas blushed, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and argued:
"I was captured... There's a reason for that! The situation was complicated, the cultists were summoning demons, and they were about to succeed, and I rushed forward with less than a platoon of troops around me, disrupting their ritual. Unexpectedly, a dying heretic used psionic energy to stun us, which led to me and my soldiers being captured. ”
One after another, there were difficult words, such as "scouts are meant to go deep behind enemy lines", "the forces are too scattered", etc., which caused Lark to laugh: the inside and outside of the dormitory were filled with a cheerful air.
"Yaka wash!!" (Noisy!) )
Just as the two were happily communicating, another roommate who was sleeping on the bed was woken up by their voices and roared in dissatisfaction.
But instead of being annoyed or upset, the yelled Lark looked at Thomas with a look of surprise, and Thomas nodded mysteriously. Then the two looked at each other and laughed, laughing even louder.
Thomas walked over to the bed and shook the roommate awake.
"Sell Yuqiang, look who's coming!"
Rak also walked over, pounced on Yuqiang, began to raise his hands up and down, and said:
"Isn't this the head of the Aiden Hanging Regiment? Let me see if it's big! ”
The fish seller was made sleepy by these two people.
Push away Lac, who was lying on top of him, and sit up from the bed.
He now also recognized this comrade-in-arms who was in the same country as himself. Both of them are from the planet Aiden, and they have fought together on many battlefields, so their relationship is extraordinary.
"Humph! How are you kid! ”
After seeing Lac, although he was very happy in his heart, he was arrogant. snorted coldly with a straight face, but the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden.
"Haha, that's right! With you by my side, I don't have to worry about studying this time. ”
"Study, what is there to learn! I can still win the battle without learning. ”
"It's true that we are all people who have been on the battlefields of Helion for decades, and those officers who graduated from the Loyal Heir Academy are not necessarily as good as us."
Lark and Yuqiang glanced at each other and said in unison:
"Study, learn a fart!"
In a word, it made several people laugh.
Rak was promoted to regiment commander as soon as he became a soldier, and Yuqiang became the regiment commander as soon as he took office. Neither of them ever attended the academy, but they fought hundreds of battles, large and small, and led their soldiers to destroy countless enemies.
They are people who have already established themselves on the military battlefield, and now it is ridiculous to let them come to the military academy to learn how to command.
But after laughing, from a small soldier, all the way to the meritorious service, Thomas who became the commander of the regiment still said with a serious face:
"Eh, Lord Sivir let us learn, naturally there is a reason for Lord Siwell. Don't dare to complain. ”
As soon as these words came out, the three of them nodded involuntarily. Lord Essavier's wisdom will not let them do useless work.
"Okay, let's not talk about learning. Selling fish is strong, I haven't seen you for many years, can you perform that again? ”
"That?"
"yes, that's it, hurry up!"
"Baba daze..."
The seller touched the brim of his hat, walked to the table, and pulled out a box of cigarettes and a can of beer from a drawer.
He took out a cigarette, lit it, and put it in his mouth. Then he took out another cigarette and put the cigarette that was still smoking in his mouth directly into his mouth.
Then this second cigarette was also lit by him and swallowed in his mouth, but it was not over yet. He pulled out another cigarette and lit it, then threw it directly in the air and swallowed it in one gulp.
Then the fourth, then the fifth. A full five cigarettes were forcibly swallowed by the fish seller.
But the five cigarettes were not swallowed by him, and with the small mouth of the cherry selling Yuqiang, the five cigarettes were held by him again.
The light of the cigarette butt indicates that the five cigarettes are still burning. Then Yu Qiang swallowed the five cigarettes into his mouth, picked up the beer on the table, poked it with a pen, and the refreshing beer flowed out of the crack of the can.
Selling Yuqiang hurriedly brought the can close to him, plugged the gap with his mouth, and all the beer flowed into Selling Yuqiang's mouth.
"Goo Dong ~ Goo Dong ~"
With the sensation of the Adam's apple, a can of beer entered the belly of the fish seller. But don't forget, he still has five burning cigarettes in his mouth, and even if they don't get into his stomach, they must have been doused by the wine that filled his mouth.
Ke Yuqiang opened his mouth again, his tongue was picked, and five cigarettes appeared in his mouth again.
"Whew~"
The fish seller took a breath, and some sparks appeared on the cigarette butts, and the five cigarettes were still burning. The fish seller took down five cigarettes.
"Whew~"
A puff of second-hand smoke was spit out, and the entire dormitory was filled with smoke.
Seeing the two people who sold fish and showed their unique skills again, they all stretched their necks, looked sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking that they were wonderful.