Warhammer Jokes:

Is Abaddon really the most brilliant in Chaos?

I don't know, but his braids are the highest.

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When Abaddon gathered the remnants of the Black Legion and returned to the Vengeful Spirit battleship to plan his next move, some rumors had begun to spread throughout the Black Legion.

Some say they see Lord Horus again. But some said it must be another clone. After all, some of the high-ranking and old men in the black army still remember the battle vividly.

However, there are many people who oppose this.

They think it must be that Abaddon's recent record is too impressive. Therefore, the four gods of chaos were not satisfied with the current commander, and pulled Horus up to work again. Let's trade in the old for the new.

And this kind of remark has been affirmed by many Chaos Space Marines. After all, in the Fourth Black Expedition, Abaddon himself was hit hard, not to mention, even the Black Legion suffered great casualties.

And in the Fourth Black Expedition, countless demons covered the Black Legion, and at a glance, it was clear that the Four Gods of Chaos had contributed a lot. It must be that Abaddon's results did not satisfy the four gods of chaos, so the four gods decided to change people.

Soon after this rumor appeared, it began to spread wildly in the eyes of fear, not only in the Black Army.

That's right, in the short time that Abaddon has put his warriors in order and returned to the Vengeful Spirit, even the Chaos Space Marines elsewhere have heard about it.

And this rumor quickly divided into many versions.

Some say that Abaddon had been severely injured and had died after returning to the Eye of Fear on the Fourth Black Expedition. So the four gods of chaos pulled Horus up again to resist the beam.

It is also said that the four gods of chaos directly stuffed Horus's soul into Abaddon's body, and now the two commanders have merged into one and share a body.

Others say that Horus came back to life directly, and Abaddon had changed the name of the legion and blackened his armor, and the portal had been cleared by Horus, and the body was not known where it was lost.

Of course, there was still a part of Abaddon's die-hard in the Black Army.

Some of the warriors of the Black Legion gathered under Abaddon's command because of his charisma, so not everyone was happy to see the commander deflated.

So some of the big minds asked a question.

"Eh, you say, is there a possibility that Lord Abaddon shaved his braids?"

Hearing this, the Black Legion soldiers fell into deep thought.

"Possibly, very likely."

They nodded in agreement, and immediately went on to spread rumors about Horus's resurrection.

People tend to believe only what they want to believe and don't care about the truth.

Abaddon was worthy of being the commander of Chaos, and a single braid could mess up the entire Eye of Fear.

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Somewhere on the planet of the Eye of Fear, in a Chaos War's stronghold.

"Well, I see, this Chaos Space Marine, it's a pill." The leader of the Chaos Gang slammed his explosive gun on the table in anguish, and said to his companions who had just experienced a fierce battle.

"Brother, why do you say that!"

One of the warriors in the wargang immediately asked, puzzled.

Although this Chaos Gang betrayed the Empire, the members of the Chaos Gang have a deep affection for each other, and they all regard each other as half-brothers, so they are called brothers.

"Look at the orcs, it's endless. After yesterday, come today. After coming today, I am afraid that it will not come again tomorrow."

"How did we resist?"

"Moreover, I heard that the entire Eye of Fear is messing with orcs at this time, I'm afraid that many wargangs have already been wiped out!"

The big brother of the Chaos War Gang frowned, shook his head and sighed. I don't know what to do.

"Brother, how can you grow the ambition of others and destroy yourself

Mighty?"

"The orcs are endless, clad in power armor, and shouting for the Emperor. This is an orc, this is obviously a myriad of space marines who have come to encircle us."

"It's not my brother who will destroy our prestige, it's really that the brothers have long lost their fighting spirit."

The warrior in the gang heard Big Brother say this, looked left and right, then stepped forward and sat down on the side, and said in a low voice.

"Brother, we don't have a means, why don't we go and vote for someone else?"

"Oh?"

"The many good men in the eyes of this fear are all headed by the braided Abaddon. The Chaos Battle Commander is so imposing, even those Chaos Primordials have to give him three points of thin face. I wonder if my brother will recognize him?"

"I don't know his face, but I also know his name."

"Join the Chaos Commander, how about it?"

"Heh, I know a little bit about this Abaddon."

Big Brother of the War Gang smiled contemptuously, "I heard that he just suffered a defeat on his fourth Black Expedition, and the entire Black Legion has lost a lot of manpower, even..."

"Or even what?"

"Even his own life is in danger!"

"In my opinion, I'm afraid the Black Army is not having a good time right now..."

Hearing Big Brother say this, the wargang fighter continued.

"I know that my brother looks down on Abaddon's stupidity, so I don't know that another Chaos Commander can still enter my brother's eyes?"

"Huh? Is there another commander in the eyes of fear? How did I not know?"

"Brother is painted in the lake, Horus, the first person in ancient and modern wars, how can my brother not know?"

"Isn't it the one who persuaded many of the original to rebel and persuaded the Mechanic Casting General to form the Dark Mechanical, and recruited a large number of Imperial Army troops to his command at the first order?"

"That's the man!"

"The commander defeated several primordials, and even killed St. Giles with his own hands, severely damaging the Puppet Emperor, and I think the gold content of his name is much higher than that of Abadon. If you vote for this person, my brother and I will naturally be willing. Can be ......"

"Haha, I know my brother is puzzled. Let my little brother answer your questions."

The warband warrior walked up to him, leaned over and whispered in his ear:

"Igubigus, Makabaka."

"Huh? Is that true!?"

"Naturally, take it seriously. A friend of mine is a soldier of the Black Legion, and he told me this in person. Lord Horus stood on the Spirit of Vengeance with his claws in hand, and he didn't lose his heroic appearance in the slightest!"

"Okay, let's take my brothers and go to the run!"

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After putting in order the soldiers of the Black Legion aboard the Spirit of Vengeance, Abaddon immediately issued an official statement, claiming that he had unfortunately lost his braid in battle. That's all, everyone stop spreading rumors.

But it wasn't quite timely, and before Abaddon knew it, rumors about him were already flying in the eyes of fear.

And Abaddon's move to make amends not only did not stop the spread of rumors, but made the rumors appear several more types.

"Well, have you heard?"

"What?"

"Our commander's braids."

"Harm, I already knew, it's gone."

"Do you know how you didn't?"

"I don't really know."

"Hehe, listen to me tell you carefully."

It is said that at that time, the orc army was overwhelmed, and the soldiers of the Black Legion were defeated one after another. And Chaos Commander Abaddon is still in a coma due to his injuries.

If this continues, the largest Chaos Space Marines in Chaos will be wiped out by the orcs. So the four gods of chaos exerted their power at this time and woke Abaddon up.

And with the black army led by the war commander, even the orcs can't help it for a while.

But unfortunately, an orc warlord suddenly appeared, and his name was Calassa. The eyes are vicious, and the body

Strong and strong, even the genetic prototype may not be able to compare to him.

When he appeared in front of the battle with a giant machete, he was named to fight Abaddon.

As the commander of Chaos, Abaddon was naturally not afraid of him, but he didn't expect that after only a few rounds, Abaddon would be defeated.

I saw that Calasa made a move back with his machete, and countless orcs suddenly shouted "For the emperor" and rushed over together. The Black Legion was defeated.

The Orcs were so fierce that the Chaos Space Marines couldn't resist it, and they could only hear the orcs shouting, "It's Abaddon in the large black finisher!"

Abaddon immediately took off his armor. Then he shouted, "It is Abaddon who wears the pigtails!"

Abaddon panicked, and immediately cut his braids with the magic sword. One of the orcs told Calassa about Abaddon's braiding. Calassa shouted again, "It's Abaddon with the braids!"

When Abaddon heard the shouting, he immediately shaved his hair clean.

And as Abaddon was walking, an orc came from behind, and when he looked back, it was Calassa. Abaddon was terrified. The Chaos Space Marines on the left and right saw Calassa chasing after them, and each fled for his life, leaving Abaddon alone.

Calassa shouted, "Abaddon, you can't run!"

Abaddon was so frightened that he threw away his sword. At this moment, Magnus appeared and saved Abaddon.

However, due to Abaddon's performance and being really sorry for the name of the Chaos Warlord, Magnus cast a witchcraft under the orders of the Chaos God, allowing Horus's soul to occupy Abaddon's body.

"Makabaka Akawaka Mika Maca"

"Oh, I see."

"In other words, although the current commander is still a commander, he is no longer a commander?"

The Chaos Space Marine, who had leaked the news, nodded with an inscrutable expression.

"Then why didn't the commander announce that he had returned?"

"I don't know."

But he doesn't know, there are always smart people who know.

As soon as this new version of the never-before-seen ship appeared, it instantly became the most widely circulated version at this time, and it was also the one that everyone was most willing to believe.

As soon as the half-truths and half-truths spread, the entire eye of fear was instantly detonated.

At this time, the Chaos Space Marines in the Eye of Fear are not having a good time, but those who are willing to join the Black Army have long since taken refuge. The rest were either faithful followers of the four gods or looked down on Abaddon.

After all, although nominally the Chaos Commander, Abaddon really didn't have a record of taking a shot.

Horus, on the other hand, is the first Chaos Space Marine, and his series of achievements is unmatched. Abaddon's thousands of years of damage to the empire were less than a tenth of Horus's.

Following such a capable boss is much better than following Abadon.

As a result, a wave of people joining the Black Army began to rise in the Eye of Fear.

As for why Horus did not play his signboard, but acted in the name of Abadon. Everyone is a full-fledged Chaos Space Marine, and you have to learn to guess for yourself.

Chaos Space Marine: "It must be to prevent the Empire from knowing the news of your return!"

Chaos Space Marine: "There must be a huge plan to subvert the Empire!"

Chaos Space Marine: "It must be for better concealment and to accumulate strength!"

Every Chaos Space Marine has its own answer in their hearts. Although the answers vary, they had no doubt about the veracity of the matter.

And while the whole eye of fear was talking about these things, the rumors began to go out and sell at home.

The three of them became tigers, and some of the Black Legion soldiers who knew the truth also began to doubt whether the battle commander was Abaddon or Horus.

When some of the Chaos Space Marines in the Eye of Fear, who had just learned about these things, confirmed the truth to their acquaintances in the Black Legion, the attitude of these people made the rumor much more credible in the hearts of others.

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By the end of the Horus Rebellion, the rebels had been reduced to bandits and bastards.

Abaddon, on the other hand, vowed to build a newborn legion that would inherit Horus's unfinished goals while taking revenge on the Empire.

All Astarte warriors who hate the Empire can join, regardless of their previous origins.

Most of the remaining Sons of Horus warriors joined Abaddon's new legion, and their armor was painted black as a sign of past humiliation and pain.

However, at that time, there were only a few thousand children left in the Sons of Horus, so they were not the main members of the Black Legion, and the origins of the Chaos Space Marines who made up the Black Legion can be said to be varied.

The Black Legion can pull out any conceivable Chaos class, including the Plague Warriors, Noise Warriors, Berserkers, Dark Apostles, Sorcerers, Birds, Enchantments, Demon Engines, Daring Nought, and a plethora of vehicles and ships.

This chaotic composition also made Abaddon not have a firm grip on his warriors.

Most of the Chaos Space Marines are less than equal to none, and in this respect it can only be said that Abaddon is really weak.

The scattered and disorganized state of the Chaos Space Marines greatly affected the course of the Black Expedition, and every time they arrived on a human planet, these people instantly completed the transformation of gathering into a piece of and scattered stars.

Inspired by Chaos, the servants of the four gods put aside their prejudices against each other and temporarily listened to Abaddon's command, but after landing on the planet, Abaddon could only command some of his own cronies.

Spreading the plague, sacrificing blood to the god of blood, calculating teammates, enjoying the excitement, what should everyone do when they land. In the eyes of those warriors of the Black Legion, the orders of Chaos Warlord Abaddon were a fart.

That's how Abaddon was treated by everyone within the Black Legion, let alone the others in the Eye of Fear. Some emperors even directly ridiculed Abaddon as a "second-class commander".

This discipline of the Black Army made everyone have no scruples when spreading rumors about Abaddon.

And because of this mixed composition of the Black Army, the rumors about Abaddon flew around in the eyes of fear as if they had grown wings, and they could not be stopped at all.

However, the Black Legion was formed by Abaddon gathering various chaotic forces and signing many complex contracts with demons. Although the rumors spread quickly, it also means that Abaddon has many channels to get the news.

Soon, Abadon summoned a group of representatives of various factions within the Legion on the Vengeful Spirit and asked them to find out about the Empire for themselves.