Chapter 32: A Theoretical Solution to Zombies

"People are most afraid of three long and two short, incense is the most taboo two short and one long, this incense at home, there must be someone mourning. The Ren family may be in trouble. Uncle Nine sighed.

He tried his best to persuade Ren Fa, but the other party was always unwilling to accept the cremation proposal, so he tried his best.

"Yunsheng, prepare the pen and ink sword."

"Got it, Master." Jiang Yunsheng went to prepare the guy as required.

Qiusheng said curiously: "What kind of paper, pen, ink, sword, master." ”

Wen Cai was also curious: "Does Master mean that something is going to happen to the Ren family?" ”

Uncle Nine wanted to kick the two apprentices against the wall with one kick, and he was so angry that his lungs were not good.

Listen to the questions asked.

One has a bit of talent, but he doesn't work hard to learn, and in the end he doesn't know what the pen and ink sword is.

The other one is even more stupid, if the Ren family doesn't have an accident, is there something wrong here. I'm the oldest in the number of years here, what's the matter, pray I'll have an accident sooner.

"Wencai, come, come here." Uncle Nine beckoned with a smile.

Wen Cai shook his head again and again, and he couldn't die.

He knew his master, and he was designated to be beaten at this time, and the fool passed.

Seeing that Wen Cai didn't come, Uncle Nine changed again.

"Come, Qiusheng, come here."

Qiusheng is not stupid, Wencai can see it, how can he not see it.

"Master, don't be yin and yang, not everyone has the talent to be lucky. I and Wencai are stupid, I really don't understand, Master. ”

"I don't understand anything, I think you two just don't have to learn, and you don't even know the most basic yellow paper, red pen, cinnabar, kitchen knife, and wooden sword. Especially you ......" Uncle Nine pointed at Wencai and said, "I really hope something happens to me, right?" ”

"No, no, absolutely nothing!" Wencai denied it with both hands and hands, and he really didn't think about it.

He has followed Uncle Nine since he was a child, and Uncle Nine is like his father in his heart. Although the master is sometimes stingy and unreasonable, he likes to use rattan to whip people...... But he won't have the heart of hoping that Uncle Nine will have an accident sooner.

Uncle Nine also knows that he just hates iron and does not make steel, and he doesn't understand it at all after teaching it for so long.

At this time, Jiang Yunsheng came, and everything was prepared and put on the table.

"Master, get ready, will the chickens be killed later, or now?"

Look, look, even the chickens are ready.

is also an apprentice, why is the gap so big.

Uncle Nine instructed: "Wencai catches the chicken, and Qiu Sheng kills it." Yunsheng prepares glutinous rice, ink fountain and thread, and after grinding the glutinous rice, it is mixed into the ink together. ”

"Yes, Master."

Uncle Nine gave incense to Mrs. Ren, and then took over the ink prepared with chicken blood and glutinous rice flour.

This material......

It's so slippery, it's so smooth.

Uncle Nine felt that the mana injection was very relaxed, and there was no sense of obscurity. Sure enough, it still feels good to add chicken.

"Qiusheng, Wencai, play the line, the whole coffin must be played, don't ......"

"Uncle Nine, I brought my cousin and cousin to see you again." Before Uncle Nine finished speaking, Ah Wei's voice came from outside.

This is to come to see people, obviously to supervise the work. Ren Fa was still afraid that Uncle Nine would destroy his father's body.

Jiang Yunsheng looked at Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu also looked at Jiang Yunsheng, both of them knew in their hearts that the Ren family was coming.

Uncle Nine said: "I went out to receive them, you are optimistic about Qiusheng and Wencai here, I am afraid that they will not change their dead nature and will not work hard." ”

"Got it, Master."

Uncle Nine went out to receive Ren Fa and his party, while Jiang Yunsheng stayed in the morgue to supervise Qiusheng Wencai's work.

The two wanted to seal the coffin first and then play the ink fountain line, so that it would be faster.

"Yunsheng, come and help push down the coffin lid, we will finish playing and go to receive Tingting."

"It's too troublesome, they won't be able to say a word and will come over to see Old Lady Ren, you can play both sides and the bottom first, you don't need to seal the coffin." As he spoke, Jiang Yunsheng walked over to check on Old Lady Ren's body.

Level 29, there are already signs of the transformation of hair removal into bronze armor corpses.

Qiusheng and Wencai pulled the ink fountain line and also came up to take a look.

Wen Cai was surprised: "I'll go, I'm blessed." ”

Qiusheng was also surprised: "My nails have become longer. ”

Jiang Yunsheng added: "It's not too far away from the corpse transformation. ”

"Two big brothers, can you concentrate on doing a good job first, once this thing jumps out, it will die." Jiang Yunsheng did the action of wiping his neck, without any exaggeration.

After the old lady Ren deceived the corpse, he was the first to kill Ren Fa and was promoted to a bronze armored corpse. He was injured and hid in a cave, and his strength improved after recovery.

If it weren't for the ninth uncle, the four-eyed Taoist also happened to arrive, and Renjia Town would probably become the next Tengteng Town.

Qiusheng said in disbelief: "It's not that I haven't seen zombies, how can there be such an exaggeration, you can blow you." ”

Hehe!

"You've seen walking corpses before, and you don't even qualify to be called zombies. Do you know how to rank zombies, do you know the weaknesses of zombies, and do you know that high-level zombies don't have to jump? You just don't usually read books, and you suffer the loss of being uneducated. ”

Hahaha......

Wen Cai laughed next to him, he couldn't be happy.

"I found that there was no Qiusheng, and Yunsheng's tone of voice became more and more like Master, angry."

Qiusheng whispered: "Master and apprentice, it's all like this." ”

Syllable!

Qiusheng pulled up the ink fountain line and bounced it down, leaving ink traces in the coffin.

Ink back.

Play it back and forth once to avoid not enough ink and the imprint that pops out is not obvious.

"By the way, Yunsheng, you like to read books so much, do you know how zombies are formed?" Wen Cai said curiously, and also had the meaning of looking for a place.

Say we can't do it, then we'll test you too.

Qiusheng felt that this question was difficult, and quickly called.

"Yes, tell me how zombies came about, and if you can tell them, you're amazing."

"There's nothing you don't know."

Jiang Yunsheng said to Qiusheng Wencai: "The formation of zombies is related to the state of death, if people are angry, breathless, and sulking when they die, they will condense in their throats after they die." If there is suitable terrain at this time, or human intervention, the corpse will turn into a zombie. When the time comes, I don't know how many people will die. ”

"If you say that, wouldn't it be nice to breathe it out?" Qiusheng gave his own opinion.

Jiang Yunsheng affirmed: "Theoretically, this is the case, but the premise is that the zombie is obedient and obedient, and the person who sucks can overcome the fear of being bitten, the smell of corpses, and disregard for his own life."

You must know that zombies are covered in corpse poison, and corpse qi is also an extremely yin thing, and unless you have a very high mana to protect your body, there is a high probability that something will happen. ”

Wen Cai reminded: "Can't you use tools? ”

"Of course you can, but all you can think of is sucking with your mouth, and you can't think of a tool that doesn't use your mouth."

For example, a vacuum machine that sucks air can suck zombies screaming when connected to a power supply.

It's a pity that it took more than seven years for this thing to be found among the people, and there was no such thing in the Republic of China period.

Wen Cai fell silent, thinking about what could suck the corpse's qi.

Qiusheng decided to read more books and not know nothing.

Uncle Nine took Ren Fa and them to the morgue to see Mrs. Ren.

It is indeed complete, no hands and feet.

"Yunsheng."

Ren Tingting replied shyly and leaned over, and Jiang Yunsheng hurriedly lied that he was in a hurry to urinate and ran away.

Ren Tingting is not his dish, and everyone has to take different paths. It's okay to be a friend, but it's okay to talk about feelings.

Not only did he oppose it, but Ren Fa, Ah Wei, and the Ren family clan all opposed it. How could such a big business be handed over to a poor boy and dream.