'If you want the sea to rise and fall, fame and fortune will fight, and Shi Guang will step into this life; The wind and dust are inexhaustible, and it is an idiot to watch the world without smiling. ’

When I woke up, it was like a world away. Someone chanted poetry in the local accent and stretched comfortably. When you look closely, you are in a ...... Desolate place outside a town? Turning his head again, two familiar and lovely people were staring at him.

"Well, these aren't my two apprentices. You've grown up. I think that's just how far you are. As he spoke, he placed his flat palm at his waist to indicate the former heights of the two apprentices.

This action is to make the two girls face black. With the eyes of a dead fish, he looked at his teacher and said, "Teacher, that was thirteen or fourteen years ago. ”

Lin said: "What! It's been so long. It turns out that I have been sleeping for thirteen or fourteen years. But whether it is thirteen years or fourteen years, do you have a more accurate answer? I don't remember teaching you such vague answers. ”

Halumi and Kaya, one left and one right, slapped their hands on their teacher's cheeks, and pinched the fleshy part with one hand. While pulling and rubbing, he said, "What we are saying is that the height you are compared to was thirteen or fourteen years ago. It's only been three days since you didn't see you for some reason, and we were half dead. My sister just went to math class in your place, and the two of us stayed behind. I was discussing that if you don't wake up again, you will either dig up the whole piece of land and put it in the ground, or you will build a house here. ”

The man whose face was rubbed said vaguely: "What, it's only been three days? I thought it had been 300 years. ”

Just rubbing and rubbing, the two girls seemed to be addicted to rubbing and were reluctant to let go. Even Harumi, who is bold, even rubbed his stomach. forced to be a teacher, I had to shoot out their claws. "What! How! It's turned upside down, isn't it! ”

Someone can't help but kick the two girls' butts, just like they did when they were naughty when they were kids.

At this time, Fen appeared in front of someone in a red-toned four-spirit suit. Her attitude was cold and indifferent, as always; But when he saw someone, he looked surprised and said in a tone of uncertainty: "James fat? ”

"James Pound? 007？ Where did that come from? I'm ah, it's me, it's me. Lin replied puzzled.

Fen didn't say much, just pulled out a large water mirror and used it as a full-length mirror for someone to see what he looked like.

It's okay that I didn't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it. If your mind is not clear, you will think that you are back in the past, a life of two points and one line. All day long, in addition to work, it is to eat snacks, watch new games, and play video games. His current appearance is just like the incarnation of the fat house he saw before, or the self before he crossed over.

That's when someone also remembered to touch their big belly. It's soft and elastic, and it swings up and down when you tap it gently, and I haven't felt this feeling for a long time......

Oh, no, how did you get back to this? Not to mention this body shape, even the Xuanwu robe has become a large-size robe, and there is no sense of disobedience or tightness and discomfort when worn on a fat person.

Lin turned left and right in disbelief, confirming that no matter what direction he looked at, it was indeed much wider. The two girls also seemed to react, crying and saying, "Wow~, the teacher has become a fat demon." ”

"Who became a fat demon. I'm not fat, I'm big. Forget it, I don't have a common language with you, so I won't explain it to you. Someone said in the same way he was used to playing tricks before the crossing.

However, the wails of the two maidens reminded the lich of the question he should have asked: "What are you now?" Is it a god or a demon? ”

"Great, you ruled out the fat man option first. Should I be grateful first? Lin Zuoshi said with a handful of snot and tears.

"Alright, don't pretend. It's a bit difficult to convince me that you're not James Fat. Or is that question, what are you now? Is it still human? You've been hit by those eight Masters of Might, and you've finally become skinny in the truest sense of the word. Now that he has received the gift of the abyss, he is as fat as a ball. So, what exactly is your situation right now? ”

"Well, I want to know the answer to that question as well. Maybe in fact nothing happened. Will you believe what I say? Fei Lin spread his hands and asked.

Of course, Fen didn't believe anyone's words, and said, "If nothing had happened, the demons who came to trouble you wouldn't have retreated so happily." Those demons who came here didn't just come to the streets. ”

"Those demons? In other words, what happened to me in reality? Someone asked, puzzled.

In response to such a question, Fen keenly grasped something, and asked rhetorically: "You yourself don't know what's going on?" Could it be that when it happens, your consciousness actually stays at your magic tower? ”

Fei Lin replied, "Well, at first, but then I immersed myself in other environments and got busy. I've been there for so long that I thought hundreds of years had passed. I didn't expect to come out and ask, it's only been three days. ”

"Yes, the transformation was completed in three days, and I was also surprised. That's why I want to know, what are you supposed to be now? Fallen Failed Humanity? A demon much like a human? Or is it a fat man in a demon's disguise? ”

"You're fat again." Lin complained: "Where am I fat, you tell me, where am I fat." ”

Facing the stubborn fight of the fat man in front of him, Fen also felt impatient. At a glance, he looked at the location of a certain Blue Wave Knife, and reached out to draw the knife with swift speed. I thought that a snatching knife that was caught in my hand actually hit someone and dissolved it invisibly.

But in the final round, Fen played a trick. Once again, he pretended to be himself and grabbed at the box that was hidden under the small shawl and claimed to never be stored. Of course, Fei Lin used those fleshy hands to block the attack from the lich. But at the moment when the arm was wrestling against the arm, Fen grabbed it with his backhand and scratched the back of someone's hand. And at the nails, there are even a few drops of blood.

Seeing that the target was in hand, Fen didn't think about it, so he stuffed it into his mouth. After sucking, I immediately understood the man's current condition.

Seriously, the situation is really complicated.

To put it simply, the conclusion is that this man is still a human being. But he exudes an aura unique to demons all over his body. However, the person in front of him does not have the demon core that a demon should have.

So should this transformation be regarded as a success or a failure? If this is the case that was previously guessed, someone has made the same old mistake again, like someone who plays at a table and turns the table before he loses. So what was the hand that he caught and decided to turn the table? What kind of changes have occurred after turning over the table?

Many mysteries are full of mysteries crammed into the lich's mind. It's really confusing, and I don't know where to start.

Suddenly, Fei Lin asked first: "Just now the two girls said that you went back to take math class instead of me." So...... Is the class over? ”

"I'm not in a hurry with you. Kaya informed me, and I rushed over at once. As for the white-bearded mages, they must have a way to pass the time of boredom. What are you doing for them? ”