"Get up, sir."

After the eldest lady put on makeup, she woke up Xu Lili, "It's already dawn." ”

"Hmm~"

Xu Li opened his eyes and felt that the sun was so dazzling, making people inexplicably uncomfortable and irritable. But I don't want to get up, I feel so tired, I don't want to move.

Xu Li patted his forehead and regretted working overtime last night.

I was thinking of hiding from the eldest wife's side to be clean and clean, but the eldest wife's figure was well maintained and attractive, so I added a quarter of an hour.

"Tomorrow will start trimming, and you won't be able to touch women for at least a week." Xu Li made up his mind.

And reminded the eldest wife: "I will live on your side for the next week, don't tempt me, I will repair and repair, and I will clean you up after a week." ”

"Come, wait for the lord to get dressed." Xu Li struggled to get up, the sun was still dazzling, which made people uncomfortable.

The eldest lady smiled like a flower, turned around and prepared to dress Xu Lili, but when she saw Xu Lili's appearance, her smiling face immediately turned into worry.

Xu Youli's face was pale and bloodless, as if he had lost too much blood and had a sudden serious illness.

"Master, are you okay, your face is ......" The eldest lady stopped talking, not knowing how to describe it.

Xu Li touched his face and wondered, "What's wrong with my face, there's something?" ”

"Master, you'd better see for yourself." The eldest lady handed over a small mirror.

Xu Li looked at himself in the mirror, and cold sweat came out all of a sudden.

"I said that I didn't do it last night, you have to seduce me, quick, let the kitchen stew me some blood and kidney nourishing decoction."

"Yes, master, I'll go now."

The eldest lady opened the door and was met by a soldier who was about to knock on the door.

"Big lady is good!" The guards say hello.

After that, he reported to Xu Lili: "Dashuai, there is a person named Jiang Yunsheng outside who asks to see. ”

Xu Lili's eyes lit up.

Since experiencing the Wang Xiaohua incident and changing the feng shui incident, Xu Li has believed a lot in metaphysics.

At least Jiang Yunsheng Thaksin.

"Invite him in, I'll wait for him in the yard." Xu Li put on his clothes and asked his subordinates to make a pot of tea and wait.

Today, I want to show off the feng shui of my ancestral hall, and by the way, let Jiang Yunsheng give his opinions to see if there is anything that needs to be improved.

Compared with Mr. Feng Shui, Xu Li is more inclined to Jiang Yunsheng, he thinks that Jiang Yunsheng can catch ghosts, which is more powerful.

At this time, Jiang Yunsheng also came to the familiar courtyard under the guidance of the guards.

"It's been a long time since I've seen Xu Dashuai, and I miss it very much." Jiang Yunsheng clenched his fists, like a good friend he hadn't seen for a long time.

Xu Li also respected the master, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to invite: "Master Jiang, please sit down and taste the new tea that has just been shipped." ”

Jiang Yunsheng doesn't know much about tea, and he doesn't usually drink much tea, but he can also feel the freshness and fragrance of new tea.

March in the world, a good time to pick tea.

"The freshly picked tea is really good." Jiang Yunsheng put down the teacup after taking a sip.

"Dashuai, this time, one is to pay a New Year's greeting, and the other is to thank you for your great help last time. Originally, he should have come fifteen years ago, but when his senior brother got married, he could only come over. ”

Jiang Yunsheng took out the prepared sandalwood box from his bag and gently pushed it over, "This is the gift I prepared for Dashuai, a stand-in charm." You know, I can't afford to give anything valuable, so I can only send a charm. ”

Xu Li was very interested, and opened it in front of Jiang Yunsheng, and there was a white paper figure inside.

"The handsome man can write the eight characters of his birthday on the paper man, and when his life is in danger, the paper man can suffer for you."

It's a baby.

What is more important than life?

"Smack!"

Xu Li covered the box, held it in his hand, and then asked people to go to the kitchen to say hello, and asked the sixth junior high school to entertain Jiang Yunsheng with the best wine and food.

Just when Xu Li instructed the servant, Jiang Yunsheng saw the bite mark on Xu Lili's neck, which was already blackened, and there was no pain around him.

Jiang Yunsheng no longer detoured, and directly pointed out Xu Youli's injury.

"Dashuai, how did you get the wound on your neck, the wound is black, and there are toxins that have not been cleaned up."

Neck injury? Poisonous?

I don't feel it at all.

Xu Li didn't believe that Jiang Yunsheng would make such a joke, so he reached out and touched his neck.

The left side feels different, and it feels like there are two holes.

Xu Li panicked.

There's a hole in the neck!

"Hurry up, go get me a mirror."

The maid hurriedly ran to get the mirror, and Xu Li saw in the mirror that there was a bite mark on his neck, but the tentacles did not feel pain, as if he was not injured.

"Master Jiang, this ...... What's going on? ”

"Come closer, let me take a closer look." Jiang Yunsheng pretended not to see clearly and beckoned.

Xu Lili staggered in front of Jiang Yunsheng and stretched his neck.

Jiang Yunsheng checked it and said, "The wound should be a bite mark, but it can't be like this when a beast bites." ”

"What's that?"

"Zombies!"

"Zombies?"

"It is a corpse that can move on its own, the body is stiff, invulnerable, and it likes blood, and there is corpse poison in the body, and it will be assimilated after infection. People who are poisoned by corpses will feel their body temperature lower at first, feel cold hands and feet, and be sensitive to sunlight, even on cloudy days, they will feel that the sun is dazzling......"

Xu Lili's forehead began to sweat.

Isn't this just the symptom of getting up, feeling the sun dazzling and uncomfortable in the house.

"After that, I will have itchy teeth, itchy hands and feet, I want to bite when I see something, and I want to scratch when I see something......"

Xu Li interrupted Jiang Yunsheng's words and said, "Why do you have itchy hands and feet and itchy teeth, is there any explanation?" ”

Jiang Yunsheng explained: "The itchy hands and feet are due to the need to grow nails, which can be about ten centimeters long, which is harder than steel. Itchy teeth are teeth that are specially designed to suck blood because they have to have fangs. ”

"When it comes to this stage, if it can't be treated in time, the person who is poisoned by the corpse will gradually lose his mind and become a monster who only knows how to suck blood, and will first go to someone who is related to him."

Xu Li had a flash of inspiration, wouldn't it be his father?

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was possible.

Xu Li changed his clothes, and hurriedly pulled Jiang Yunsheng to run towards the newly built ancestral hall.

"Master Jiang, you must help me see the newly built ancestral hall, I suspect that my father has a problem."

"No, I heard Mi Li say that Mr. Feng Shui is a fairy splashing bureau, that's good feng shui." Jiang Yunsheng Road.

"But look at my situation, it's okay to go to my ancestral hall first."

No problem!

Xu Li pulled Jiang Yunsheng to the ancestral hall, and the two guards at the door saluted.

Xu Li invited Jiang Yunsheng in, and the two guards also followed.

The scene inside the ancestral hall is almost exactly the same as in the movie, and the location of the coffin is also the same.

Jiang Yunsheng saw the coffin of Old Lady Xu who fell to the ground at a glance.

It is indeed the plot in "Mr. New Zombie".

But incomplete.

In the movie, Micheline should be pregnant first, and then the evil spirit baby possessed, and then Xu Youli was bitten, and asked Uncle Nine to come to the door to exorcise evil spirits.

Jiang Yunsheng didn't see Michelle when he came over, and he wasn't sure if he was pregnant or possessed by an evil spirit baby.

Of course, you can take the opportunity to inquire.

Jiang Yunsheng shook his head and sighed.

"The Immortal Water Splashing Bureau can't touch the earth's qi, so use a copper basin filled with water to isolate the earth's qi, and now Mrs. Xu's coffin is stained with earth's qi, and it is estimated that the corpse has changed."

"What should I do, is it okay to burn?"

is a ruthless person, much more decisive than Master Ren. If Master Ren is willing to burn, he can't hang up.

It's a pity that this zombie has woken up, coupled with the feng shui pattern of the Immortal Water Splashing Bureau, the corpse qi and the earth qi are firmly locked together, and they can't move at all.

"Don't think about it, wait for the evening, the coffin is now sucked in, and Mrs. Xu will come out by herself."

I don't believe it!

On the way here, Xu Li talked to Jiang Yunsheng about the treatment method after being poisoned by the corpse.

One is the multi-activity method, which uses long-term activity and glutinous rice to remove the effect of corpse poison, and can eliminate corpse poison from the body after a few days.

This method is generally used by the people in the Taoist sect themselves, and ordinary people, regardless of mental or physical strength, cannot support this kind of long-term, high-intensity exercise.

The second way is zombie tooth powder.

Fast and efficient, but disgusting, suitable for ordinary people to treat corpse poison.

Seeing that the life-saving teeth were in front of him, Xu Li was willing to wait until the evening.

Xu Li waved his hand and instructed his subordinates: "Try to see if you can open the coffin, or move it away." ”

The two men exerted all their strength, and the coffin was firmly sucked on the ground, not moving at all. The coffin lid is also pryed.

Xu Li waved his hand, and the guards stood behind him again.

"Master Jiang, what do you need to prepare for the evening, as long as I have it, I can get it in a short time, and I will definitely find it for you."

"No, I can solve it alone. By the way, ask another question, whether the wives have children, are pregnant, and the zombies will first find people who are related by blood after they come out, I'm afraid that a few wives, or Miss Childe, will also encounter accidents. ”

Xu Li sighed, and when it came to the heir, it was like a frosted eggplant.

"I don't know if it's because of my physical ailment, or if they don't fight and haven't been pregnant for so long."

"Haven't you seen the doctor?"

"I read it, and I also prescribed some tonic medicine, but it didn't work."

Jiang Yunsheng proposed: "Why don't you abstain from sex for a period of time, take some medicine, and recuperate before fighting." ”

The six wives rotated, and every night, even if they were talented, the room was empty.

Xu Li nodded, just having this plan.

The look on his face when he woke up in the morning frightened him, and he would definitely have to abstain from sex for a while after this incident. Whether it's for yourself or for the sake of inheritance, no matter how difficult it is, you have to endure it.

After that, Jiang Yunsheng and Xu Li left, planning to come over at night.

When leaving, Jiang Yunsheng found a small amount of blood at the gate, and some traces of cleanup.

"Dashuai, there have always been people guarding here, right?" Jiang Yunsheng asked as he walked.

Xu Li nodded and said: "This is our old Xu family ancestral hall, and it is guarded day and night, so as not to make trouble for some people who don't have long eyes." ”

"Since everyone knows that Dashuai cares about the ancestral hall and feng shui, why didn't anyone report the coffin falling?"

Xu Lili, who was walking, immediately stopped.

"What do you mean?"

Jiang Yunsheng pointed out the key point and said: "It takes a certain amount of time to turn into a zombie when the ground is touched, and the guards at that time were negligent and didn't hear the coffin fall to the ground." What about the people who took over the shift later, didn't anyone notice it? ”

"I see that there are still oil lamps around me, and I guess someone usually changes the oil lamp, but he is also blind and can't see?"

Xu Li squinted, exuding murderous intent on his body.

is also a person who has followed Lao Yuan to fight the world, although it has been relatively peaceful recently, and he has not fought a war, but the momentum and bloodthirsty factor still exist, but it is not usually revealed.

"You mean someone is messing with me?"

"I'm not sure, the soldier guarding the gate can say that he didn't go in, he didn't see it, he didn't know anything. It can be said that the one who changed the light saw it, but he forgot it when he was busy. If you want to confirm whether it is artificial, go back and see again. ”

"Let's go, go back!"

Xu Li took the lead in returning with a black face, and after not exerting power for a long time, some people felt that they were being bullied.

"Dashuai!"

The soldier saluted again and wanted to follow in.

Xu Li refused, "You don't have to follow in, I'll go in and go to the pillar incense." ”

The two entered the ancestral hall again, Xu Li was incense, and Jiang Yunsheng stayed in front of the coffin of Old Lady Xu.

It is true that the bracket wood is not sawn, nor is it sawn first and then broken.

But the wood arm is thick, there are no dense insect eyes, and it is not the kind of dead rotten wood, how can one side of the bracket be crushed.

Even if it can be crushed, the fracture is not in the right place.

Under normal circumstances, it should be broken in the middle area, or where the knot is knotted, and it is basically impossible to break in the lower part. Also, the direction of fracture is exactly the opposite angle of the bracket.

Jiang Yunsheng gave Xu Li a look, "It's artificial." ”

Xu Li and Jiang Yunsheng left without looking back, and they would go back at night.

……

The other side.

Adjutant Xu had just gotten up from the bed, and he didn't go to bed until two o'clock yesterday.

There have been a lot of things in the past two days, and I have been running around, and in the end, I haven't found out the hibiscus paste in the warehouse.

But there was also good news that the two guards in charge of guarding the ancestral hall died, as if they had been bitten by something.

Adjutant Xu smiled for the first time in a long time.

He remembered that the person who instructed him had said that once the corpse was transformed, the zombie would immediately look for a blood relative.

Celebrate with a glass of red wine!

Adjutant Xu took a sip and drank the cow, he was waiting for the news of Xu Lili's death, and he was waiting for the news that he was about to take the position.

"Don't worry, cousin, sister-in-law, I will take care of you, from big to small, I will take good care of everyone."

"Hahahaha......"

Thinking of the happy place, Adjutant Xu laughed, poured another glass, and drank it all.

At this time, there was two pieces of news, one good and one bad.

When the good news was good, although Xu Li was blessed with a great life, he took a bite from the zombie.

Infected with corpse poison will eventually turn into zombies, which is something to celebrate.

Then looking at the bad news, Jiang Yunsheng came, and took Xu Li to the ancestral hall and found the murderer, Mrs. Xu.

Adjutant Xu remembered this name and didn't like Jiang Yunsheng very much.

Last time, Wang Xiaohua's incident was ruined by Jiang Yunsheng.

Although he didn't get involved, he hoped that Xu Li would die soon. When the time comes, he will be able to compete for the position, stand at the top of this territory, and become the strongest being.

This time he had a bad premonition, and he always felt that Jiang Yunsheng would do him a good thing.

"No, you have to go over and watch," he will be dealt with when he has the opportunity, and he must not be ruined by his good deeds.

Adjutant Xu changed into a military uniform, tidied up, and hurried over.

If you want to get rid of Xu Youli and Jiang Yunsheng, you must have a certain understanding of them.

For example, food, where to go in the future, he can think of a way.