Chapter 21: Dumbfounded like a colorful wooden chicken
Seeing the man driving the rainbow away, recalling his eyes and tone, Lin Guangtou and the three of them were furious in their hearts. As a former boss, how can he stand such contempt and ridicule.
"Ge Laozi, Ying Ming I, I actually want to live in the horse circle today!"
"I think my brothers have been in the limelight for so many years, and now they are really in the shallow water and are being played by shrimp."
"Boss, we don't seem to be dragons, we're shrimps."
Lin Guangtou heard Han Laosi's words and reminded him, smiled, put on another face, and said seriously: "Fourth, there are only three of our five brothers left, but don't worry, no matter where you are, I will take you to continue to create brilliance!" ”
Han Laosi was an honest man with a fat body and a round waist, nodded slightly, patted his belly and said, "Well, I know, it's just that you don't have anything to eat now, boss, I'm a little hungry." ”
Hearing this, Lin Guangtou felt that his bold words were playing the piano to the cow, and he scolded with a smile that hated iron and steel: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat." ”
Han Laosan and Han Laosi are two brothers, they have been working hard with Lin Guangtou since they were children, the latter is very righteous, and he really dares to go to things when he encounters them, everything is good, but he is not very bright, and he likes to eat some mountain delicacies.
It's just that the previous pieces of meat of the alien beasts have been thrown on the colorful beach in the escape, and now they have been taken to this "homestay" that looks like a horse pen. If you can't go to the village and don't have a store, where to find food, Lin Guangtou was a little difficult for a while.
Han Laosan looked around, had a flash of inspiration, and pointed to the small mountain not far away and said with a wicked smile: "Boss, when I was on the fog before, I remember that there was a white forest over that hill, and there seemed to be pheasants in it. ”
"Yes, there is a pheasant over there, and it's not small, it must be delicious, hahaha, it's still the third smart." Lin bald his head and patted his shiny bald head, and laughed when he came back to his senses.
"Let's go, let's touch it quietly, I have a gun, just to try whether the pheasant on the other side of the starry sky can resist bullets." As the three of them spoke, they walked to the hill not far away.
When passing by Yuan Fan and Chen Ling, Lin Guangtou glanced at the two of them, and said with a smile: "Little brother Yuan Fan, sister Chen Ling, do you want to be together, let's make a few pheasants to fight tooth sacrifices." ”
Yuan Fan nodded slightly, noticing the movements of the three early in the morning. Seeing that Lin Guangtou took the initiative to invite, he was naturally very happy, and he also wanted to taste the difference in the taste of pheasants on the other side of the starry sky.
Chen Ling was a little worried, "It's not good to do this, what if the people of the Cherish Yuan Sword Sect find out?" ”
Yuan Fan thought for a while and shook his head and said, "It's okay, I also noticed those pheasants, not only are they numerous, but they are also large, and they shouldn't be able to find one after eating one." ”
Lin Guangtou nodded again and again, and echoed with a little complaint: "That's it, let's eat one, and the man who arranged us in this place where birds don't was obviously deliberate, and no one will notice." ”
Hearing this, Chen Ling felt that it made sense, so he could only give up, recalling the man's superior words and practices, and he was also dissatisfied in his heart. After that, he was completely relieved, and followed Lin Guangtou and the three of them to climb the hill and walk towards the white forest.
In the deep sky, where darkness and starlight coexist, the stars are so far and near that they seem to be able to pick them up with a raised hand. It was very strange, those stars hung high overhead, and the glowing white with a faint purple light swayed down, and the forest was reflected and illuminated like day, and the vision was very clear.
Going deep into the forest, the withered and withered white leaves covered the ground, and Yuan Fan and the others stepped on it as if they were stepping on cotton, light and without making a sound, and several people couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief while being surprised.
"These leaves are so weird that you don't make a sound when you step on them."
"Maybe it's because those pheasants are not easy to catch, and the reason why they are kept in such woods is also to make it easier to catch."
The white forest is secluded, white mist filled, and vast, and there seems to be no end in sight. The group walked for about twenty minutes before they saw a pheasant.
"Boss, there's a lone pheasant there!" Han Laosan reminded in a low voice, pointing behind a stout tree a hundred meters away.
The big tree was extremely tall, the trunk was one foot wide, and the pheasant standing behind the tree was two meters long, with a fat body and a hundred catties. The chicken feet are carved like sandalwood, the feathers on the body are shimmering with colorful shimmers, the neck is thick and short and has black fine hairs, and the cockscomb is bright like a red rhododendron.
Han Laosan looked at the pheasant and muttered in a low voice: "Why does this pheasant look like this, it is colorful, and the cockscomb also glows red, as if I am afraid that others will not find it." ”
"It doesn't matter what color it is, it looks like a live target, as long as it's a pheasant, it can fill its belly if you eat it." Lin Guangtou didn't think much about it, and immediately took out a black pistol from his waist and was about to shoot.
Seeing this, Yuan Fan immediately whispered to stop him: "Don't shoot yet, what if you shoot this time, what if the immortal cultivators of the Cherish Yuan Sword Sect pass by and hear the sound, is there a silencing iron pipe?" ”
"Yes, yes, it's still Brother Yuan Fan's thoughtfulness." Lin Guangtou suddenly, magically took out a long black barrel from his waist, twisted it a few times, and put it on the front of the muzzle.
Yuan Fan looked at the black silenced iron pipe and was stunned. He remembered that in the bronze ancient sword, the three of them handed over the pistol and dagger, and then when they encountered the red-eyed beast, Lin Laoda jumped up directly and took out the dagger to slash, and then Han Laosan did the same.
"Boss Lin, how did you hide weapons on your bodies, so that you can feel them from your waist if you want to?"
Yuan Fan was curious and wanted to know how the three of them hid these modern weapons on their bodies. This is simply impossible to prevent, and if there is a grudge, if you do not take precautions, you will definitely be suddenly hit or stabbed with a dagger.
Lin Guangtou was aiming at the colorful pheasant, and after hearing Yuan Fan's question, he lifted his clothes disapprenously.
When he saw the equipment on Lin Guangtou's body, Yuan Fan finally understood, and he was completely dumbfounded, and sincerely stretched out a thumbs up and said, "You cows!" ”
On Lin's tattooed waist, a camouflage belt was tightly fastened, along with several grenades and a short submachine gun.
Yuan Fan looked at Han Laosan and Han Laosi again, and the two glanced at each other, and lifted their clothes with great pride and domineering.
The skin on the lower back of the clothes is also covered with tattoos, and the two camouflage belts are very conspicuous, which are also full of modern weapons. Among them, there were grenades, pistols, and four or five daggers, and what made Yuan Fan feel speechless was that there were even military throwing sticks and bullet packs.
Lin Guangtou explained embarrassedly: "Brother Yuan Fan, our brothers are all people who lick blood on the tip of the knife, and life is forced to do nothing. It's just that I didn't expect to come to the other side of the starry sky by mistake, and I don't know if these things can hurt those immortal cultivators. ”
Hearing this, Yuan Fan waved his hand again and again, signaling Lin Guangtou to kill the colorful pheasant. Regarding what he said, Yuan Fan felt that four points were true and six points were false. These three people are not idle people, and the reason why they can come here must be that the five of them stole something in the ancient forest of Heming Mountain at the beginning, so they touched the sword formation.
Now that they have come to the other side of the starry sky and experienced life and death together, they can be regarded as having a friendship, Yuan Fan doesn't want to offend Lin Guangtou and the three of them because he asks too much.
Lin Guangtou has been in the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and he belongs to the level of human spirits, and he can naturally see Yuan Fan's thoughts, but everyone is already on the other side of the starry sky, and there is no point in saying more.
At this time, the pheasant seemed to sense the aura of Yuan Fan and the others, and stretched out his short neck to look over here.
"Look at the yarn, I'm going to eat you tonight." Lin Guangtou drank lightly, and pulled the trigger at the same time as the colorful pheasant looked over.
"Boom!"
The pistol was fitted with a silencing iron pipe, and the sound was very dull. Yuan Fan and the others focused, their eyes widened, and they all wanted to see if modern thermal weapons could kill the pheasant on the other side of the starry sky.
I have to say that Lin Guangtou's marksmanship is expressive, and from a distance of 100 meters, one shot will kill the head of the mountain chicken. It's just that after the colorful pheasant was hit, it stood still directly, standing in place like the words "stunned like a chicken".
For a while, Yuan Fan and the others were stunned.
Han Laosi subconsciously asked, "Is that colorful pheasant dead?" ”
Han Laosan was a little unsure, "It should be dead, you see it's like a colorful chicken." ”
Lin Guangtou frowned slightly, he felt that the chicken should not be dead yet, so he immediately chose to raise it again to aim, and at this moment, the pheasant suddenly crowed.
"Cages!"
The cry of the colorful pheasant was very abrupt, and Lin Guangtou fell straight down before he could take aim, the death image was very funny, and the colorful body was still strong, and the faint light was dissipated.
This scene shocked Yuan Fan and the others, and no one expected that it would be such a result.
Chen Ling exclaimed, "Look, it's like a colorful wooden chicken!" ”
Her words made Yuan Fan and the others laugh, Han Laosi was dumbfounded, seeing others laughing, although he didn't know why, he could only laugh along.
After a while, Yuan Fan and his entourage carried the hundred-pound colorful pheasant back to the wooden house, and also picked up some dry white branches as fuel for roasting pheasants.
Of the two wooden houses, Yuan Fan and Chen Ling chose the one on the right, although it was dilapidated, it was barely able to live in it, while Lin Guangtou and the three of them chose the left one.
At this moment, the group was sitting in the wooden house on the left, and the pheasant had been cleaned and roasted on the fire. There were bursts of fragrance wafting out, which made Han Laosi, who had been hungry for a long time, swallow his saliva.
"Fourth, you will scare Chen Ling's sister like this, wipe your saliva!" Lin Guangtou cut off a chicken leg with a dagger and handed it to Chen Ling, and when he saw Han Laosi's appearance, he couldn't cry or laugh.
Chen Ling looked at the chicken leg in his hand, his eyes were blank, and he said embarrassedly: "This, Brother Lin, I can't eat so much, can you help me cut some off?" ”
The chicken leg was so big, like it had been grilled from a whole pork leg, golden brown and dripping with grease.
"It's okay, anyway, I don't want your money, let Brother Yuan Fan eat if you can't finish eating, or throw it away when you're full." Lin Guangtou disagreed, and waved his hand again and again, looking very generous.
Chen Lington was speechless, looked at Yuan Fan on the side and said, "Fan, you cut half of it and eat it, this is too big to eat at all." ”
Yuan Fan nodded slightly, not in high spirits. From time to time, his gaze fell on the coat behind him wrapped in two broken swords.
Just now, when Yuan Fan just sat down, he accidentally found a faint light from his coat, and it disappeared in a flash. While feeling puzzled, he also thought that it might be that the man from before was casting a spell against him, and the reason why the broken sword was shining was to remind himself?
Yuan Fan wasn't sure, this broken sword was indeed broken!
At the same time, in the cave ten miles away from the wooden house, the man with his own sense of superiority spat blood from his mouth, his eyes were full of horror, and his face was pale as if he had seen something terrifying.