Chapter 53: The drunkard Taoist plays the earth dog
"Dead fatty, who do you say is a bandit dog! If you can't spit out ivory from your mouth, can you speak? ”
The big black dog didn't understand "pirate", but he understood the word "bandit", which was scolding it for looking like a bandit, so he was naturally unhappy. Immediately screamed, and pounced on the fat Taoist, his mouth full of snow-white canine teeth like a blade, which was about to kill him.
"Fusheng is immeasurably heavenly...... Don't mess around, Poor Dao is not kind to you! ”
The fat Taoist priest was fat, but his fat body was very athletic, and at the moment when the big black dog pounced, his toes were lightly clicked, and he floated out like a gust of wind.
"Dead fat man, dare to call this king a bandit dog, see if this king doesn't bite off your thigh......" The big black dog barked wildly, and the speed was also extremely fast, turning into a black shadow and chasing after him.
Soon, the calm on the low hill was shattered.
A fat Taoist priest, with two long snots, ran wild with a white and tender belly. And behind him, there was a bald black dog barking wildly, saliva was flying all over the sky, and the canine teeth were glowing with cold light, constantly biting and pursuing.
"Mom, whose black dog is this, it's too cruel......."
"That fat man is too unlucky, he was chased and bitten by a black dog, you look at the black dog's teeth, if he is bitten, he will definitely be bitten off his thigh!"
"Hahaha, this fat man's clothes are bitten to shreds...... That black dog is really cruel, and there are strange stories in the world. ”
"Hey, why do I look at the back of that fat man with some familiarity......"
Among them, some monks had participated in the auction of Yingxian Pavilion and recognized the identity of the fat Taoist, and they were surprised and shouted one after another.
"I'll go, that fat man isn't the shameless fat Taoist priest who exchanged the emperor's soldiers for the map, why was he chased by a black dog."
"It's really that shameless fat man, I heard that he was besieged and killed before, and then he escaped and was chased and cut for three days and three nights, I really didn't expect that he didn't kill him like this!"
"Phew! Deserves it, there is reincarnation in heaven, and today he was chased by a dog, and the dead fat man simply deserved it! ”
"Hahaha, I don't know why, watching that dead fat man being chased by a dog, I feel very comfortable......"
On the low mountain, the big black dog continued to chase the fat Taoist, which successfully attracted the attention of many people, and the strange news of the world was discussed.
After learning the identity of the fat Taoist, the monks who had participated in the auction all felt a sense of relief, and they all shouted comfort, shouting and encouraging, which made the big black dog chase even more excited.
"Wang ..... Dead fatty, don't run if you have the ability, see if you don't bite you to surrender to this king......"
"Dead fat...... Don't run, dare to call this king a bandit dog......"
The big black dog kept barking and scolding while running, and his saliva was swaying to his heart's content.
Its four big black dog legs danced wildly under it, completely uncontrolled, bumping and bumping, chasing from the low mountain to the bottom of the low mountain, and then rushing out of the rocks, for a while, the field was in an uproar, and the dogs barked constantly.
"Fusheng is immeasurably heavenly...... Your uncle's ...... Poor and wise I, now he is chased by a bandit dog......"
The fat Taoist priest is very fast, but no matter how he runs wildly and dodges, he will be chased by the big black dog.
In the end, he scolded and harnessed the rainbow, only to find that the big black dog could not fly. He gracefully stopped, landing ten meters above the ground.
"Dead fat...... If you have the ability, you come down and go head-to-head with this king! The big black dog bared its teeth, and its mouth was full of canine teeth like a steel knife, and the monks around him couldn't help but gasp.
"Hey, bandit dog..... If you have the ability, you come up, the poor road is here, I won't run away......" The fat Taoist priest smiled when he saw this, unhurried. He looked down at the big black dog, and deliberately pulled the two snots long, which was very disgusting.
Seeing this, the monks who had seen him at the auction shouted one after another.
"I'll go, this dead fat man is not only shameless, but also disgusting......"
“...... Brother Dao, don't stop me, let me go and chop that dead fat man into pulp! ”
"Dead fat, you're disgusting......"
"That's it, can you pay attention to your personal hygiene!"
Some monks were short-tempered, and when they saw the actions of the fat Taoist, a nameless fire rose in their hearts, and some couldn't stand it, and even took out the magic weapon and were about to go forward to fight.
The screaming and scolding around continued, and the big black dog was even more furious.
"You..... Dead fatty, if you have the ability, you come down, see if this king doesn't bite off your legs! The big black dog was looked down upon by the fat Taoist, and he was very angry, and his heart was full of anger, and his eyes were so angry that two blue rays appeared, and the canine teeth of Sensen were even more grinding.
"Hehe, you have the ability to come up...... the fat Taoist priest disagreed, and actually began to tease the big black dog with two long snots, this scene, everyone was stunned.
"I'll go, this dead fat man has no bottom line at all..... "A monk involuntarily stretched out his thumb, but he also pressed it with his other hand in time.
“...... I've seen it for a long time, this dead fat man bullying a black dog, it's so shameless that he can be called an emperor! ”
"Brother Dao, I can't stand it....... This fat man insulted my eyes, and I'm going to split him alive! "A monk pulled out a large knife from his waist and sharpened it on the stone repeatedly, if it hadn't been for the companions beside him to stop him, I am afraid that he would have already unleashed his divine power and rushed forward.
Many people have once again refreshed their cognition of fat Taoists, and they are all scolding.
"This king..... I'm going to eat you alive! The big black dog was very annoyed with his huge head on his back, and his two backward muscles swelled rapidly, and he wanted to jump on it.
It's just that every time it makes this move, the fat Taoist priest will fly high with the divine rainbow, and he alone shows his shamelessness to the extreme.
"Dead fatty, unless you don't come down all the time, or this king will have to bite off your legs!"
The big black dog escaped several times without biting the fat Taoist, and in the end it had to give up, and after it left such a sentence, it turned around and left.
In front of the two boulders in the distance, Yuan Fan and Chen Ling were already dumbfounded, and when they saw the big black dog coming back, the two of them quickly shrank back, pretending not to see it.
The fat Taoist priest is shameless and disgusting, this big black dog is even more ferocious, and if he targets a person, he will chase after him, and he must bite off his leg!
Whoever is separated by this, who can stand it!
The two secretly made up their minds that they must not call the big black dog a "bandit dog" in the future, and even "pirate dog" will not be mentioned again.
"You ...... Didn't see anything, didn't hear it, did it? The big black dog came over, tilted his huge head, and asked with a big grin.
"Nope! We didn't see anything! Seeing its appearance, Yuan Fan and Chen Ling swallowed their saliva involuntarily, and both shook their heads.
"Well, that's good, that dead fat man is shameless to the extreme, you see those people want to attack him in groups, this king is ...... This is the way of heaven! The big black dog looked up to the sky and smiled, found a reason for himself, and came down the steps, very proud.
Yuan Fan and Chen Ling glanced at each other, and the two of them didn't say anything more, for fear that they would be bitten by a dog if they said the wrong thing.
The two of them smiled bitterly, and then sat down on the stone and looked at the sea of mist and clouds in front of them.
Ahead, the fog was so thick that it could not be dissolved, like white snowflakes covering the earth.
In front of him, there was a vast white expanse, and the scene inside was looming, and you could see a crystal clear towering ancient tree, and occasionally you could vaguely see the spirit fruit that flashed red.
However, despite all this in the eyes of everyone, no one dared to act rashly, as if they were waiting for some signal, and it seemed to see who dared to be the first to snatch it.
I know that the first person to make a move will definitely become the public enemy of everyone!
"Hahaha, no one knows a sword in the world, and the breeze blows through me. Fellow Daoists, I don't know if Qingfeng missed this grand dinner! ”
"Whew!"
At this moment, a sword roar accompanied by a loud laugh came from the sky, shaking the clouds and mist, and white light flowed, and then a white sword light fell on the treetops in the distance.
The sword light dissipated, and it was a sword cultivator holding a white wooden sword in his hand, pointing diagonally at heaven and earth.
The man's beard was white, and his clothes were better than snow, and the cold wind blew, and his clothes fluttered in the wind. The man looked around with a kind face, and there was a chill of arrogance in his eyes. The man stood tall and straight on top of the treetops, revealing an otherworldly temperament.
"Mr. Breeze!" Yuan Fan and Chen Ling saw it clearly, looked at each other, and were surprised in their hearts.
After a few months, neither of them expected to see Mr. Qingfeng again, let alone that this fairy tree would attract a character like Mr. Qingfeng.
"Who is that old man, he is so popular on the stage, I am afraid that I don't know how to die later!" The Black King lay on his stomach and whispered.
As soon as it finished speaking, Mr. Breeze glanced this way.
"This ...... This old man won't hear what this king says, can he hear such a whisper? The Black King muttered to himself, a little disbelieving.
Yuan Fan and Chen Ling glanced at it and were speechless. Of course, I didn't say hello to Mr. Qingfeng at this moment, which would hurt me.
Mr. Qingfeng's cultivation is profound, so he naturally noticed Yuan Fan and Chen Ling as soon as he came, and he didn't take a look at it too much.
He also knew that if he took a second look, he might harm Yuan Fan and Chen Ling.
"The old man thought it was the Holy Lord who came, but it turned out to be a friend of Qingfeng Dao, I haven't seen you for many years, I don't know how your friend is doing recently?"
At this time, the clouds and mist in the distance receded, and an old man walked out of it, followed by more than a dozen monks, one of whom was Jiang Yi.
"Hahaha, it turned out to be Jiang Daoyou of Pengyuan Dongtian, I haven't seen you for fifty years, you are really more and more energetic." Mr. Qingfeng laughed and bowed his hand.
"It's just fifty years, this time is in your hands and me, but it's just a snap of your fingers!" The old man, who was called "Jiang Daoyou", nodded with a smile and returned the salute.
As soon as his words fell, another group of people appeared in the sky on the other side, all wearing green clothes and jade plaques around their waists, and walking in the front was also an old man with an extraordinary temperament.
"Hehe, how can this banquet not be attended by my Lingyu Dongtian, but it seems to be too lively, someone should leave consciously!"
As soon as the old man appeared, many people looked at him. It was only because there was a hostility in his voice, a hostility towards everyone, that the monks present frowned deeply and did not know what to do.
"Everyone in the world knows that where there is a banquet, there is my Yingxian Pavilion, and this banquet should also have a share of my Yingxian Pavilion!"
Another voice sounded, it was a young man's words, sonorous and powerful, and the momentum was not inferior to the two old men in the cave.
Yuan Fan and Chen Ling looked over, a little surprised, it was the young man in charge of the auction.
However, what surprised the two even more was that behind the young man stood Xuanyuan Wenqing and Xuanyuan Wunuo.
Yingxian Pavilion, there are three people in total!