Chapter 262: It's not that serious, it's all friends
"Man, don't be nervous, relax, this is not a man-eating hell."
Seeing that Li Yaoyang's body was getting tighter and tighter, Cecil comforted.
Barely squeezing out a smile and said:
"I'm either nervous or socially phobic."
"Social phobia?"
Obviously, this is a very foreign word to Cecil.
"It's just that I'm afraid to see the living, and I don't know what to say." Li Yaoyang explained.
"Don't you dare to see the living?" Cecil pursed his lips and said he didn't believe it at all!
When the two met for the first time, Li Yaoyang was able to speak well, and he almost didn't faint.
Finally, the two of them entered the living room, and the laughter suddenly rose a few decibels.
As far as the eye can see, more than a dozen dog-like social elites are talking and laughing, and seem to be chatting about very interesting topics.
Cecil joins in as soon as he comes in:
"What's so funny? Tell me about it? ”
"Ha~ You're here? Come and sit down, we're talking about you. ”
Cecil was curious:
"Talking about me? What do I have to talk about? ”
"Hehe, I heard that you recently got into a fight with Salvatore?" A jazz man with shawl hair said.
"No, it's not me, it's my new friend next to me."
"Yo? Someone new? ”
Li Yaoyang wanted to roll his eyes, pretending to be Nima? Do you see me standing here as a big living person?
"Well, everyone applaud, Lee, from Atlantic City."
"Chinese? Finally have Chinese people in our team? A black man stood up and opened his arms to Li Yaoyang.
"Hadryves, I'm with you, a wine seller." Cecil introduced.
"Hello, nice to meet you." Li Yaoyang said politely.
"Don't be such a formal man, I'm still pointing to you to sell me wine."
"Huh?"
"You're Lee from Dongxing, right?"
"Eh~ it's me."
"Ha, sure enough, it's you, I know that there will be no second Chinese who can be valued by Cecil except you."
This black man is very excited, he talks like a rap, and sure enough, racial talent is not envied by others, and the natural sense of rhythm of black people does not need to be cultivated at all.
"Eh~ Have you sold my wine?"
"Of course, the ace of spades, and the best-selling 'wild boar', you don't know, black people love 'wild boar'."
Li Yaoyang was surprised that he put the words starting with n on his lips, uh, well, the black man himself said that it was okay, but others said that it was not okay.
"Thank you for the love."
"Ha, of course, no one loves 'wild boar' more than me, it's a man who has to drink 'wild boar', and the ace of spades is for girls."
"hey~hey~hey, don't knock over a boatload of people with a rod, see what I'm doing? Am I a? A man on the couch stood up with a wine glass dangling.
Cecil introduced:
"Hendry, the most famous barrister in Philadelphia, can be approached if there is a lawsuit."
"Good evening lee, this is my business card, welcome to me for a lawsuit."
Li Yaoyang couldn't cry or laugh:
"If I could, I would never use this business card for the rest of my life."
It's the same as advertising in a coffin shop, isn't this looking forward to the dead?
"Ha~ Life is impermanent, maybe when you can use it? Keep it, I'll give you a 20% discount when the time comes. ”
Cecil joked:
"Don't believe him, if he gives you a 20% discount, it must be an 80% discount after the original price has doubled."
Li Yaoyang said 'seriously':
"I made a note of it, and believe me, if the price is out of my budget, I'd rather throw in the towel than go to court."
Everyone laughed, it seems that Li Yaoyang's eloquence has helped him integrate well here.
"Okay, you guys, just laugh, and we'll settle the score when you look for me." Hendry pretended to be angry, this oily guy!
After that, Cecil introduced the people here one by one, anyway, with Li Yaoyang's good memory, there is no way to write down everyone's names and faces.
Finally, I introduced the man who pretended to be a jazz:
"Lee, introducing, Joan Smith, he's a judge, a New York District Judge."
On the word judge, he accentuated his tone, Li Yaoyang understood in seconds, this is the person Cecil focused on, and he is also the main purpose of bringing him here, right?
"Hello Mr. Smith."
"Hello, it's great to have you join us."
Li Yaoyang complained bitterly in his heart, this is to catch the ducks on the shelves and force them to Liangshan?
Fortunately, Cecil helped him out of the siege:
"He hasn't agreed to join yet, so I'm just taking him to see it today, and by the way, let's find out who we are, don't think we're some kind of evil organization."
Everyone was stunned and laughed out loud.
Li Yaoyang was stunned, what's wrong? Aren't you guys suspicious?
"Lee, let me guess, do you think we did that explosion three years ago?" Hendry made his trademark laugh and cry emoji.
"Uh~this..."
Hardres said:
"Don't be embarrassed, in fact, we thought it was our own people at first, but later when we investigated, we found that it had nothing to do with our people, and we don't know which crazy person it is."
Cecil is the right color:
"We are not so much anarchists as non-conformists, free to come and go.
Of course, if anyone is in trouble, everyone will reach out to help.
Or whoever has any demands, they can say it publicly, everyone votes, votes through, and everyone works together to help them complete their demands.
Our ultimate goal is to create a free environment that is not subject to anyone's control, but can benefit the country and the people! ”
Li Yaoyang seems to understand something, to put it bluntly, this is a gjh gathered by idealists!
But they're definitely not called GJH, the ghost knows what they're called, it doesn't matter, if that's the case, it's not that they can't join, at least it's very helpful to me now.
He showed a relaxed expression:
"I'm scared to death, I thought you were some cult."
Everyone laughed again, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
Cecil shrugged his shoulders:
"I hope my joke doesn't leave a psychological shadow on you."
Li Yaoyang was stunned, this Nima is a joke? Then this joke is too advanced for ordinary people to understand at all.
But he still pretended not to care:
"No, but thankfully the explanation is clear, otherwise I wouldn't have missed a group of good friends?"
Hendry frowned:
"That's right, man, we believe in Cecil's ability to see people, so the people he introduces don't have to vote, otherwise you'll have to get at least half of the votes to pass."
Li Yaoyang counted it, there were a total of 12 people at the scene, and there were only 13 with him, the number of people is really small, and it seems that not everyone can come in.
"Luckily, today is our semi-annual gathering day, so everyone is here, and if it were a different time, the lineup wouldn't be so neat." Cecil said.