Chapter 70: Troublemakers and Immortals, Farts Collapse
After hearing Shen Mu's words, Bao Hu was directly happy.
Shen Mu, you really don't know how to write dead characters?
You're done, Shen Mu! If you dare to say such a thing in front of a fairy, you will wait for death!
Take a photo and wait!
Hahaha, when the time comes, you Shen Mu will go to the Demon Mountain, you won't earn your chicken feathers, and your good reputation will be lost, and you will be targeted by Sister Zhen, I don't believe it, you won't die in the immortal world!
The people in the Fairy Hall last time held a certain disciple, but they made him lose more than 700 low-grade spirit stones!
As Bao Hu expected, after hearing this, the people in the Fairy Hall also sharpened their knives to Huo Huo's father, and soon began to gather fire on Shen Mu.
What? Someone asked Shen Mu if he had sent them fruits before to maintain their face? (See Chapter 64)
In the eyes of the fairies, it was Shen Mu's willingness! It's not the fairies begging Shen Mu!
The fairies have always had a clear distinction between public and private, grievances and grievances, and one yard is one yard!
The fairies began to do it one after another, some took out the photo, and some planned to repeat the old trick and began to tear their clothes.
However, Shen Mu followed up with a sentence, which made Bao Hu and many fairies stunned.
Shen Muyi said solemnly: "In my life, it is impossible to let a woman ride on my head!" But are fairies ordinary women? Every fairy is a very special existence and must be treated specially! I have to ride on the Houli crab, so that I can sit firmly with the fairy on my back, so that the fairy will not stumble when riding on my head! ”
"I, Shen Mu, don't want any fairy to ride on my head, I'm in a hurry, so that the fairies feel shaken! The fairies are uncomfortable like that! ”
After Shen Mu finished speaking, he bent his body and said earnestly to the fairy: "Let me protect you, my fairy majesty, as long as I am here, no one can bully you, in this demon mountain, anytime, anywhere, I want to be your personal guard, believe me, I can do it, I can protect you, my fairy majesty!" ”
Silent.
Bao Hu: "? ”
The energy of this transition was so high that Bao Hu felt that he was about to be cremated.
What the hell? How could Shen Mu say such a thing in public?
Is this a normal person?
deliberately making trouble in public, pretending to disagree with the Fairy Hall, but in fact, he used a bigger chip in exchange for the friendship of the Fairy Hall.
Troublemakers, huh? (Absolutely no disrespect)
Contrast p l a y right?
I can't help the fairies, and I deliberately get the friendship of the fairies in order to protect myself.
You're wrong, Shen Mu!
When you go to the Valley of the Beast King, you, these fairies, don't even want to live!
You Shen Mu will carry the fairy on your back and die in this Demon Mountain!
The fairy who put forward Shen Mu's request behind her back smiled reservedly and said, "Then I'll give you a chance." ”
The fairy jumped on Shen Mu's body with a jumping goat, Shen Mu's face changed greatly and he was shaky, but fortunately, he stabilized at the last moment.
Everyone thought that Shen Mu didn't stand firm, so no one cared about Shen Mu's expression.
Shen Mu has his own plans.
He observed that Bao Hu did not dare to look at the fairy squarely, for fear of being found with various reasons for sexual harassment. (See Chapter 67)
Then you can stay with the fairy, so that Bao Hu will not pay too much attention to himself.
Find a chance, Shen Mu can break away from the team!
As for why he left the team, it's simple.
Bao Hu has always looked at himself as unpleasant, and Cangsong can't wait to get rid of himself immediately, he has been in the team, and sooner or later he will suffer, so it is better to break away and secretly follow the team to pick up cheap.
Seeing that Shen Mu had a fairy on his back and sat on the Houli Crab, Bao Hu comforted himself, and Shen Mu sat on the Houli Crab, so he couldn't escape his control, because he and the royal beasts in the Hundred Beasts Diagram were in the same breath, and all the senses were shared.
Even if Shen Mu farts, Bao Hu can feel it one by one!
Because of Shen Mu's relationship, Bao Hu and Cangsong no longer cared about who came first and who came later, and the two factions were able to move forward together.
This is the most comfortable task for the disciples of the two factions.
Although he walked in the midst of death, the disciples of the Xuanqing Sect sat on the vines transformed by the Thousand Vine Dao, and the female disciples of the Haoran Sect sat on the imperial beasts refined by the Hundred Beast Diagram.
Only Bao Hu and Cangsong consumed spiritual power.
Everyone is very comfortable, but Shen Mu's current situation is a bit difficult.
Shen Mu now knew that Bao Hu was immersed in the thrill of the metaverse when he used the Hundred Beast Diagram.
He only felt heavy breathing, a little out of breath.
This fairy is dead and heavy, and her back is like a pig!
You must know that Shen Mu is now at the ninth layer of the Qi Refining Realm!
This kind of push-back feeling, if you change to any eighth layer of the Qi Refining Realm, you may be pressed into a two-dimensional one.
But from the memory of the original owner, Shen Mu captured that on weekdays, these fairies all claim to be slightly fat?
How can it be so heavy?
Then don't call it slightly fat, how good is it to call G fat?
Anyone who has had the experience of pushing their backs may understand that after pushing their backs, they really want to fart.
Because of the push behind, dredge the ventilator and stimulate gastrointestinal peristalsis.
And Shen Mu was feeling the fairy's strong sense of pushing back at the moment.
So, one didn't hold back, and Shen Mu let out a fart.
But the fairy didn't smell it, and she didn't hear it.
Stinky farts don't make a sound, loud farts don't stink, Shen Mu's fart is in between, it's a smelly two-elephant fart.
Shen Mu's heart was a little relieved.
It's not that he's afraid of the fairy smelling a fart, but that he's afraid of his own death.
However, at this time, he found that the thick crab under his ass actually began to shake after he farted.
"Huh?" Shen Mu was interested.
Interest is the best teacher of a person, and practice brings true knowledge.
If you have an interest, you will continue to practice it in the field you are interested in.
Shen Mu then put another one.
The crab is shaking again.
"This crab is quite spiritual, huh?" At this time, Shen Mu felt that the magic weapon of the Hundred Beast Diagram was really a treasure.
actually refined into the demon beasts in the scroll, and the spirituality was not lost.
One after another, with the support of the fairy's continuous push back, Shen Mu's farts were placed on the body of the Houli crab one after another.
Bao Hu followed behind, his eyes eager to kill Shen Mu, but for some reason, he couldn't tell the fact that he now had synaesthesia with the imperial beast, so he had to bear it silently. (See Chapter 69)
At this time, the fairy on Shen Mu's back took out the transmission note and actually started to talk to others in a good time.
Shen Mu listened, it seemed that this fairy was talking to her boyfriend.
Shen Mu couldn't help but glance at this fairy.
Generally speaking, even if she finds a boyfriend, the fairy will not admit that she has a boyfriend.
Because of this, invisibly, I gave up the whole forest because of a tree.
And this fairy actually dared to talk to her boyfriend in public, which undoubtedly admitted in disguise that she had a boyfriend.
How much courage is that?
Shen Mu secretly listened to the fairy.
Because the distance between Shen Mu and the fairy is very close, the opposite side of the transmission note is on the opposite side, and Shen Mu can also hear the words of the fairy's boyfriend clearly.