Last time, Ning Caichen felt that this woman was abnormal, which reminded him of the wife at home. *.*.*/*

Because from every point of view, she is normal. It's not a demon, it's a human, it's one of them; With Cheng Xiaodie, Miao Shan, Feng Suzhen, and Zheng Guifei just now...

He thinks why people in later generations will say that good women should start as soon as possible.

Today, it seems that this is a wise saying. If it weren't for bumping into him again.

"Lord Ning, what a coincidence. Zhou Bangyan said enthusiastically.

"Yes, that's a coincidence. "If Ning Caichen is afraid of encountering the first in this world, I am afraid that this Zhou Bangyan is not the first, but also the second. Because every time I meet him, I am too unlucky.

So Ning Caichen just wanted to say hello to him and then leave.

But he thinks like this, but Zhou Bangyan doesn't think like this. He stopped Ning Caichen with great enthusiasm and said, "Lord Ning, I'm really sorry to cause trouble to the adults three times in the next few times!"

Shit, you know! No need to apologize, get out of the way. This is the blackened Ning Caichen complaining

Ning Caichen himself said: "Lord Zhou is too worried, this person always has bad luck." ”

Zhou Bangyan clapped his hands and said happily: "What the Lord said is so right, I feel that I have not been unlucky recently, so I came to Lord Ning." In addition, I just came back from the Taoist concept of the scriptures, and I felt that I would definitely not be unlucky again, so I came to find an adult. ”

"What are you looking for me?"

"Of course, it's about adults. Let's find a place to talk. ”

Regarding himself, Ning Caichen didn't mind hearing it, but with Zhou Bangyan, he hesitated.

Zhou Bangyan saw that Ning Caichen was not leaving, and immediately said: "Lord Ning, don't worry, this time I will definitely not go to the teacher's girl." Now you can rest assured!"

After thinking about it, it seems that this Bianjing City, what can be provoked and can't be provoked, he has provoked everything. It doesn't seem to be unlucky, and I'm unlucky enough now, at home... He really didn't want to go back

At least until he finds the self-esteem of a man's premature ejaculation, he doesn't want to go back so much.

They found a liquor store, went up to the second floor, and called a private room, and no one could disturb them. Ning Caichen asked, "What the hell is going on? so mysterious?"

Zhou Bangyan took a sip of wine and didn't answer, but asked, "Lord Ning, did you offend Lord Gao Yu?"

"What do you say?"

Zhou Bangyan didn't answer, and asked again: "Lord Ning, do you know why we didn't come back for more than a month this time?"

"Why?"

"Speaking of which, we also have to thank Lord Ning for this. [].” Zhou Bangyan said mysteriously.

"Thank me?"

"Yes. The adults don't know yet, so this matter starts with the adults offending Gao Taiwei... Zhou Bangyan told the whole thing again.

When Ning Caichen heard this, he was surprised: "Just for this matter, he asked us all to be Taoist priests?" Ning Caichen never thought that they would have this cause and effect in being Taoist priests.

"Not really. Zhou Bangyan clapped his hands and said indignantly, "That's why the people call them six thieves." If the officials hadn't found out, we would still be reciting the scriptures?"

"How do you know this?"

He smiled. "This matter is thanks to Lord Ning because of the disaster of the prison last time, the official family was not happy, and chose to be this attendant. ”

No wonder he smiled, although the official hat of this attendant is not big, but because he is with the official family, it is very hot.

For that sake alone, he should have invited himself to a drink.

It seems that he has really transferred, and Ning Caichen is relieved.

Let go of your mind and get lively.

Zhou Bangyan asked, "Lord Ning, how did you offend this Gao Taiwei? This Gao Taiwei is said to have never been difficult for our scholars. ”...,

It's not that it can't.

First of all, this is a dynasty that does not kill scholars, and with his high power, it is impossible for him to kill himself.

Secondly, and most importantly, Gao Yu's background limited him. He was born like that but got such a high position, who is not red-eyed, and how many do not stare at him and make mistakes. If, at such a time, he puts a scholar to death, then he really doesn't want to live.

Don't forget that the scholars of the Great Song Dynasty are very fleshy, otherwise there would not be a history of 100,000 soldiers and civilians being buried with the country.

However, although he can't fix himself, since he has made a move, Ning Caichen will not be polite. "Alas, in fact, it was not Gao Taiwei who I offended at all, but Gao Yanei. ”

"How?"

Ning Caichen told Gao Yanei about molesting the women of good families, and then he acted righteously. Of course, he didn't say that it was Lin Chong's family. He can't fix the literati, but Lin Chongke is much simpler.

Since it is the next, there is no reason to give up halfway.

Hearing this, Zhou Bangyan hated the same enemy, and said indignantly: "This is worth it, but he is just a street gangster, and he dares to bully the court officials." No, I have to report it to the official family tomorrow. ”

He was so "righteous and outspoken," how could Ning Caichen not agree? Anyway, Gao Yu made the first move, and he was not a righteous gentleman, so what was it to repay grievances with virtue.

With such a play, the relationship between the two became harmonious all of a sudden, and the two began to settle the bill when the lights were bright outside.

Downstairs, down the wine shop, but in the middle of the hall there are jars, the jars are very large, about one meter five high. On each altar sat a woman.

"What is this?" Ning Caichen saw it for the first time, and he was very curious.

Zhou Bangyan happened to hear it and was happy: "Lord Ning really rarely visits these Fengyue places

Ning Caichen said, "What do you say?"

Zhou Bangyan said: "This is the most famous record of our Bianjing wine pusher. ”

"Recording and pushing wine?"

"Adults don't know about this wine sales story, right?"

"Oh, it's this! Of course I know. Ning Caichen smiled when he thought of the liquor tax in the Great Song Dynasty, the liquor tax of more than 10 million yuan was really amazing. "But what are they doing sitting on the jar?"

Zhou Bangyan smiled lewdly and said, "Of course I did that." You have also seen this wine urn, one urn is one or two hundred catties. They sit on it, that is, whoever buys the wine, they spend the night with him. ”

"I'll hiss, that's fine. Ning Caichen almost scolded the mantra of later generations.

In later generations, there was a joke about advertising, it was a bicycle, very beautiful, a customer bought it but found that there was no light, and asked the merchant: "You obviously have headlights on the advertising drawing, why I bought it but didn't." ”

The merchant said: "I still have a beautiful woman on the advertising drawing, is it possible that you buy a bicycle, and I still have to take a beautiful woman?"

At that time, Ning Caichen saw it, and he also smiled, so he forgot it, but he never thought that there was really a gift in reality, buying goods, and taking a beautiful woman as a gift.

Zhou Bangyan said proudly: "Don't worry, there is more." ”

Sure enough, when she saw an old bustard walking in, she praised so many people around...... It's not a commodity, it's not how delicious the wine is, how refreshing it is. She praised the girl.

"My girl here, ** to warp. Do you have to touch your head when you it?"

The onlookers listened and nodded their heads again and again.

She added, "The second point is to have a thin waist. "It's also a beautiful thin waist.

"The third point, and most importantly, do you know why they are sitting on the altar?"

The old bustard pinched the orchid in his hand and smiled lewdly: "They have been sitting on the altar since I was a child, with their legs apart, and only the piece of meat in the middle is embedded in it. What a taste!" she said, smiling, gesturing as she pointed to the customers around her. "Alright, alright, sell wine. Who will buy this urn?"...,

I finally know why the liquor tax in the Great Song Dynasty is so high.

This is even more powerful than the escort ladies of later generations.

In later generations, the wine lady sacrificed herself to sell wine. What is this? Sell the young lady, and then take a vat of wine?

In other words, wine has become a giveaway!

Ning Caichen shook his head speechlessly. The person who sold bicycles in later generations, if he did the same, he would have to sell it crazy. It was so unexpected.

Zhou Bangyan said, "Lord Ning, do you want to try it?"

"No need. Ning Caichen waved his hand again and again.

"Lord Ning, why are you shy? You haven't tried a woman, right?" Zhou Bangyan said.

Ning Caichen only felt a hot breath rushing to his head. Because he thought about today's troubles again.

Zhou Bangyan was surprised: "No! Okay! In order to make amends today, I will invite Lord Ning. ”

"No, I have a lady. Ning Caichen immediately grabbed him and explained.

He didn't believe it, but said: "Lord Ning, don't worry, the salary I just received, plus the reward from the official family, I can still afford it." The most beautiful altar, I want a hundred taels. ”

Ning Caichen then remembered that today was the day when he worked in the Great Song Dynasty and paid his salary, and he had forgotten such an important day.

If it was in the previous life, he would not have forgotten it once.

In the end, the mentality is different.

This week Bangyan really has a heart, and when he opens his mouth, it is one hundred taels, which is really incomparable with when he was not an official. Is the Great Song Dynasty's Yulu really so high?

But no matter how high the salary is, it's not worth it. "Lord Zhou, I appreciate your kindness. It's really ......."

Without waiting for Ning Caichen to finish speaking, he said: "Lord Ning, this is the intention of the lower officials to make amends, if you don't accept it, you will look down on me!"

Even if you want to have a treat, wait until I practice a few more sets of yoga, this touch will be a disease, and it will not be cured. It's strange, too, why hasn't this happened in Shuang'er before, it can't be the sequelae of going to that strange "cultivation realm", right?

At this time, someone suddenly interjected: "Hmph! I want to buy the most beautiful tael for one hundred taels, and I will pay two hundred taels." ”

The owner of the voice was extremely disdainful, Zhou Bangyan was really a dirt bun, and it was as if he would be embarrassed to say a word to him.