Chapter 65: Cat Man
"Dad, didn't you say that fat oranges can't be found by other churches?"
Yunia, who was sitting on a stool and obediently listening to the conversation between Ma Wei and the two, suddenly asked, "If you let the fat oranges catch mice, they will expose the cats at once!" ”
Questioned, instead of being angry, Ma Wei laughed, touched Yunia's head, and said, "The idea is great, but think about it again, if you don't want the fat oranges to be exposed, what should we do?" ”
Levine smiled silently, quietly looking at Unia who was contemplating.
This seemed to be a little difficult for Yunia, she racked her brains, her two index fingers kept spinning on her temples, and after a long time, she suddenly opened her eyes and said excitedly, "I thought of it!" It's the Siren's Tears! Since the existence of cats cannot be exposed, turn them into people! ”
"Clever!"
Ma Wei gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "That's right, the key to this plan is the Siren's Tears!" ”
"The magic circle engraved in the sapphire siren's tears can change its form at will, not only itself, but also the appearance of other creatures and objects, so that cats can walk swaggering through human forms."
"But there's a problem here." Levin suddenly remembered something: "Transfiguration magic can only simply change the form, not the inside, that is, even if the cats become humans, they are still a cat, and their habits, movements, and demeanor have not changed from before, and it is difficult not to be noticed." ”
"Well, so we have to do some systematic training..."
Nodding, Ma Wei decided to hand over this difficult task to Fat Orange, as the leader, its commands, all cats must obey, and it is also very convenient to train.
As for Xiao Hei, who was lying on the windowsill and was completely captured by catnip....
It's not that Ma Wei doesn't believe in it, but he feels that with Xiao Hei's character, eighty percent of the trained cat people are a group of 'cheap skins' and 'lost virtues', with no mouth and no discipline.
A soldier bears a nest of bears.
And through the Blood Rose case, Ma Wei also deeply realized a truth:
As long as the mind does not slip, there are always more ways than difficulties.
Although catching the Rose Thief can save you the trouble of catching rats and get a good reward, this way, the Church of Truth not only lacks a powerful helper, but also does not have access to information about the Calamity Tablet and the Cult of the Apocalypse.
It is clear which is more important and which is lighter.
As he spoke, the egg whites that had been filled with milk and sugar twice in the basin had turned into sticky cream, which would not drip when hung on the whisk, and was as soft as a cloud.
Putting on gloves, Ma Wei took out the freshly baked chiffon cake from the oven, waved the kitchen knife, divided it into two or two and three horizontally, spread the freshly beaten cream evenly, and then covered it together and let it cool.
The enticing aroma filled the kitchen and even wafted into the church, and the sweet smell attracted countless cats, but they smelled the cake and turned away, not interested at all.
Ma Wei will not give the cat a cake, not because he is stingy, but because the cake contains a lot of sugar, which is harmful to the cat.
Yunia tied up the white napkin, held a fork in one hand and a knife in the other, and looked at Ma Wei who was splitting the cake, although she didn't say a word, her constantly squirming throat had already revealed her inner thoughts.
"Let's get you a piece first, he's working too hard to whip cream."
A three-tiered cake with cream in the corner was placed in front of Levin, and after watching him take a bite, Mavi cut off a piece of cake several times larger than just now and put it on Yunia's plate.
"You're too biased!"
Levine looked at his pitiful cake, which was as thick as a slap and could be toppled at any time, and then looked at the mountain like giant cheese on Unia's plate, and finally couldn't help it: "Boss, I wanted to say it when I had lunch just now, your eccentric eye is a bit serious!" ”
"She's a goddess."
"Can we be fair?"
"She's a goddess."
"I want to eat more freshly baked, fragrant cakes too!"
"She's a goddess."
"Can you change the reason?"
"I can't."
“......”
In Levin's resentful gaze, Ma Wei said calmly: "You have to think on the bright side, is my eccentricity really a bad thing?" ”
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"It's normal that I'm in front of you, favoring Yunia, because she's not only a goddess, but also my daughter, and I'm rightful to her!" Ma Wei said confidently: "But what about outside? Am I sure I'm biased in favor of you when facing outsiders? ”
"Hey, it seems to make some sense..."
Like an initiation, Levin's body shook and he suddenly figured it out.
"So, you should be grateful to me for being eccentric!"
"Uh-huh, the boss is really sweet."
Levine smiled, didn't bother anymore, and ate the cake happily.
It was only when Mavi went out with a piece of cake for Mrs. Cecil to taste that he suddenly woke up like a dream.
"Hell! Why should I be grateful for your eccentric eyes?! You're fooling me?! ”
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At 5 o'clock in the evening, as the sun was gradually setting, Ma Wei closed the church door.
The golden afterglow shines through the colorful windows, shining into the church, and everything looks so solemn and sacred.
"You're going to turn cats into humans?"
Fat Orange squatted on the baptismal table and looked at him intently: "I heard you right, right?" ”
"It's temporary, and it's not about letting them live as human beings forever."
Lifting the catnip in his arms, Xiao Hei rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue, Ma Wei picked up a handful of holy water and splashed it on its face.
"Meow?!"
The body shook violently, Xiao Hei woke up suddenly, looked left and right, and saw that the catnip in his arms was safe and sound, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, and said like a baby: "I'm scared to death, I thought someone was robbing me of my eggs." ”
"No one grabs the eggs, but if you dare to suck a day of mint, I'll cut your balls."
Ma Wei put on a serious face.
"What's the matter, meow...."
Xiao Hei shrunk his neck, not daring to look directly into Ma Wei's eyes: "People just like this smell... I didn't delay the business...."
"Fat Tangerine is not at home, you are still open, in case there is a cat to send back information, how do you let me communicate with it? It meows and I meow? Well? ”
"It's... It's not like there's no intelligence...."
"You're not allowed to suck catnip in the future!"
Ma Wei snatched the green grass that was basically bald from Xiao Hei's arms, poked its forehead, and reprimanded it sharply: "Sucking catnip is a bad thing!" ”
"Got it...."
"Fat Orange, go and call the cats out." Ma Wei glanced at Levine, who was sitting not far away, and said: "We must start training as soon as possible, and strive to cultivate a group of cats who can live normally in human society as soon as possible!" ”