Chapter 945: Silly Pillar's Revenge

When Jia Dongxu returned home, he saw the aluminum lunch box on the table at a glance, and reached out to open it and immediately came out with a smell of meat.

Smacking his lips, he looked up and asked, "Silly Zhu brought it back?" ”

Qin Huairu, who was heating the pot, came over and nodded: "Well, when I went out to pour swill, I happened to touch the stupid pillar, so I brought it back." ”

"Heh, no wonder it's called a stupid pillar." Jia Dongxu sneered and turned his head to Qin Huairu and said, "I warn you to stay away from him, don't think that he can come back with something to eat, let me know to be careful of breaking your legs." ”

Qin Huairu has a lot of eyes, but it doesn't mean that she has no courtesy, righteousness and shame, she naturally understands what Jia Dongxu said, but she doesn't want to continue to entangle this topic, so she nodded casually and picked up the lunch box and walked to the stove.

On the other hand, on the other hand, Silly Zhu was eating boiled water and soaked buns at this time, and he could drink two taels of peanuts.

I was thinking about something when I heard a shout outside the door.

"Is Silly Zhu at home?"

"Who?" Silly Zhu didn't hear clearly, got up and pushed open the door and laughed: "Ouch, Uncle Yi is here, come into the house." ”

Get out of the way and turn sideways and invite a half-hundred-and-a-half men in.

"Uncle Yi drink?"

Silly Zhu asked, and had already poured a cup for Uncle Yi in his hand and pushed it in front of Uncle Yi.

Uncle Yi didn't shirk it, he took out two eggs and handed them to Silly Zhu and said: "When I came back, I saw Qin Huairu take your lunch box, and I wondered if you didn't eat at night, no, take two eggs and have a drink together." ”

"If you don't say it's an uncle, you wait, it's a matter of minutes to scrambled an egg."

Silly Zhu took the egg with a smile, turned around and came to the stove, rolled up his sleeves and started drying, a skilled batch.

Seeing that the stupid pillar kept laughing at the eggs, and all kinds of seasonings flew into the horse spoon, the first uncle said earnestly: "Silly Zhu, you are also the one I grew up watching, and you have reached the age when you should talk about your daughter-in-law, so you are not in a hurry?" ”

"Hey, look at what you said, I'm not in a hurry, isn't it that I haven't met the right one."

Uncle Yi is not stupid, he is not stupid and can be fooled by a few words.

Silly Zhu goes to Qin Huairu's side every day, even a real fool can see what's going on, but Qin Huairu is a family person, and it's a dead end, but Silly Zhu just doesn't listen to persuasion.

With the salary of a stupid pillar, plus a craft, as long as you lower your requirements, don't look for Qin Huairu's appearance, you may be able to talk about a daughter-in-law.

Uncle Yi understands, but he can't really say it, and some words can only turn his face once they are spoken.

"Silly Zhu, I heard that Da Mao is going on a blind date, so you are not in a hurry at all? If he gets married, you can let him compare. ”

"Just him? Still on a blind date? Dogs can't look at things and are embarrassed to go on a blind date, which really makes me laugh! ”

Hearing the uncle mention Damao, the stupid pillar laughed.

Just as the eggs came out of the pot, he returned to the table with a plate and said with a smile: "There are also people who can take a fancy to Da Mao's virtue?" It's not that I look down on him, go out and inquire casually, who doesn't know what virtues he Xu Damao has, if anyone takes a fancy to him, it's really blind. ”

Seeing that the stupid pillar didn't believe it, the first uncle said seriously: "This is a real thing, Da Mao's father doesn't know where to find the relationship, I heard that the other party's family conditions are quite good, and the person is also beautiful." ”

"You've seen it?" Silly Zhu asked Uncle Yi with a glare.

Uncle Yi shook his head: "Where have I seen it, I heard it!" Do you know what it means to hear? ”

"Really?"

"Well, really!"

After confirming it again and again, the stupid pillar immediately became furious, and the table was slammed with a 'pop', and the frightened uncle was shaken all over.

Silly Zhu shouted loudly: "That's not good, how can I let him compare, no, no, I have to find a partner, uncle, you see if there is a suitable one, introduce me." ”

"This...."

Uncle Yi was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect the stupid pillar to react so strongly, but let him introduce it, where to find it for a while!

can only be temporarily reassured: "Don't worry, I'll help you find out." ”

The two old men drank peanuts and scrambled eggs, chatting while drinking.

A few families are happy and a few are sad.

When eating and drinking at other people's homes, Ye Haoran looked at the empty shelves and felt worried.

The problem of living has been solved, the problem of eating and drinking is still there, although he has received the residents' food supply certificate, that is, the grain book, but Ye Haoran has forgotten the last time he cooked by himself, it may seem to be hundreds of years ago....

He had thought about the lack of supplies before, but he didn't expect it to be so scarce that eating meat would become a luxury.

After tinkering for a long time, I finally got something to eat.

Cabbage soup, which has no oil or water at all, has no taste other than saltiness.

There are also a few hard two-doped steamed buns, the kind that can smash a pit when dropped on the ground.

I make my own food, and I have to eat it even if I have to eat it.

"Horse-stepping...."

Ye Haoran finally realized the malice from life, but it is not so easy to change the living conditions.

Although the monthly salary is not low, it is basically impossible to live a flat life.

Almost all people's salaries are fixed, doing business is speculation, and wanting to get rich in a serious way is tantamount to a fool's dream, and if you want to make money, you can only start from the sideways.

Thinking about things in my heart, the more I thought about it, the more I couldn't eat it, so I threw the steamed buns on the table casually, and made a 'dangdang' sound.

After thinking about it for a long time, even the sound of the neighbors chattering in the yard gradually became small, Ye Haoran got up, put away the dishes and chopsticks, lay back on the bed and began to sleep.

Early the next morning.

Ye Haoran went out without breakfast, bought two soft steamed buns on the way to work, put them in his arms, and went straight to the factory.

Walking on the road of the factory, there was a person hanging not far behind him, who was the stupid pillar that he had made two strokes yesterday.

looked at Ye Haoran's back with unkind eyes, and didn't know what the hell was going on in his heart.

When he walked to the gate, he happened to see Ma Sanxiao, who stopped him on the first day.

"It's so early, it's the day shift today?"

Ye Haoran stopped, nodded with a smile, took out the cigarette he had just bought from his pocket and handed it over.

"Ouch, you're welcome!"

Ma Sanxiao took the initiative to strike a match for Ye Haoran, and sighed beautifully: "Leader, have you just come to work and are you still adapting, if you want to know anything, please feel free to ask me, don't look at us as a gatekeeper, but there is nothing I don't know about inside and outside the factory." ”

After working for a few days, Ye Haoran already knew the details of Ma Sanxiao, who belonged to the position of the security department, but belonged to non-staff personnel, and his salary was generally easier.

Ye Haoran waved his hand: "What leaders don't lead, they are all Corey's brothers, don't talk to the two families, if you really don't understand something, come to you, don't shirk it when the time comes." ”

"Then where can you come!"

Ye Haoran and Ma Sanxiao were chatting, and Silly Zhu walked over from behind and deliberately bumped into Ye Haoran.

The strength is not heavy, Ye Haoran glanced sideways, and suddenly laughed after finding that it was a stupid pillar.

Although he confessed to being a stupid pillar yesterday, Ye Haoran had already seen what he was thinking, but he didn't have general knowledge, so he didn't expect to dare to come to this show today.

Without waiting for Ye Haoran to say anything, Ma San jumped up.

"Silly Zhu, are you blind, you can't see anyone, you don't say sorry if you hit it, are you looking for trouble!"

was called a nickname, and Silly Zhu was not angry, and hurriedly turned around and hugged his fist and said: "Ouch, look at what you said, didn't I really see it, so many people are walking from here, you said that you can't hide from others if I hide here." ”

Ma Sanxiao wanted to say something, Ye Haoran grabbed Ma Sanxiao's arm: "It's okay, it's not a problem, it's all time to go to work, let's be busy, I'll go back too." ”

After speaking, he stopped paying attention to Ma Sanxiao and Silly Zhu, and walked towards the administrative building with a cigarette in his mouth.

Entering the office, only the Wang team was left.

The team of no heavenly kings is the first to come and the last to go, abiding by their duties and being strict with themselves.

Seeing Ye Haoran coming in, he asked Ye Haoran to sit down and said, "You are on the day shift for the first day, let me tell you about it." ”

"Okay, Team Wang, you say."

Ye Haoran put down the net pocket in his hand, which contained lunch boxes and books, and hurriedly sat down when he heard that the Wang team was going to tell him something.

The Wang team handed over a notebook and said: "This is a record book, if anything happens to the second room, there must be a record, you can go around the factory during the day, try not to go out, you can review at any time if you find something wrong, this is the right of the second room, but don't disturb the work of the workers too much." ”

Ye Haoran nodded, took the record book from Team Wang's hand and looked at it casually, there was everything, from quarrels and pots to hooligans being arrested, etc., all kinds of trivial things were written on it.

Team Wang continued: "There is an address book next to the office phone, my phone number is on the first page, contact me as soon as something happens, if you can't get through, let the doorman Ma Sanxiao go to me, he knows where my home is." ”

"Don't worry, Team Wang, I've written it down."

Team Wang nodded, took out a cowhide bag from behind him and handed it to Ye Haoran: "This is your three certificates, I have done a good job of filing your information, you can take these back, and since the organization department has stamped you with this seal, it means that it is very important to you, do you understand?" ”

Ye Haoran thought about going to the organization department to prove why he would return the chapter, maybe he didn't understand the work metaphor of this era, so he didn't understand the doorway in detail. ”

Team Wang glanced at Ye Haoran deeply, nodded and said, "Yes!" It is equivalent to a personal audit certificate, for example, three generations of soldiers in your family sacrificed two generations, and you came back from a job and chose the security department, so you must have a certain degree of review, and your file can be established, indicating that the organization department has obtained your evaluation in the army, so I can use you with confidence, okay, so let's do it, I should also go back. ”

patted Ye Haoran on the shoulder, and finally said earnestly: "Do it well, I will have to rely on you in the future." ”

Later, I finally understood why so many enemies would fall into the trap of the Chinese people, half-talking, and like to use code words, even natives may not be able to understand, let alone come in from outside, which invisibly increases the difficulty of I don't know how many times.

After Team Wang left, Ye Haoran put away the record book, took out Ran Qiuye's book and read it with relish, while eating the steamed buns he bought in the morning, he looked at the book, and went out to the toilet in the middle, and he didn't go out of the office door again.

When I am fascinated, I forget the passage of time.

As soon as the tea jar was picked up, a bell rang throughout the factory.

Looking up at the clock that shook the pendulum, he put down the book in his hand: "Yo he, it's time to eat!" ”

Picked up the lunch box and walked towards the cafeteria, and when he came to the cafeteria, many people had already finished eating and walked out, and there was still a queue at the window.

Walked to the end of the line and followed the flow of people, moving forward little by little.

Behind the dinner window, Silly Zhu suddenly saw Ye Haoran enter the team, his eyes suddenly lit up, he threw away the rag casually and walked to the window.

"Liu Lan, you go and help the fat man clean up, and I'll help you with the food."

"Just you? Okay you? ”

Liu Lan had a look of distrust on her face, there was no way that although Silly Zhu could cook, he was really unreliable, in her opinion, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were all the way.

However, under the prevarication of Silly Zhu, Liu Lan still switched with Silly Zhu and turned around to get busy with something else.

Silly Zhu impatiently played a few meals, and finally it was Ye Haoran's turn, and when Ye Haoran stood behind the window, he immediately came to his senses.

"Ouch, I'm here to eat, what do you want to eat, I'll give you more!"

Ye Haoran took out his lunch box and pointed to the vegetable basin and said, "Two cents of cabbage, and five more white steamed buns." ”

Lazy cooking, planning to play a little more, the rest just take home to eat hot at night, think very good, but the accident came quickly.

'Bang Bang'

Silly Zhu slapped two spoonfuls of vegetables in a row, showing Ye Haoran that he was stupid, Silly Zhu's movements were more serious than the trembling of the college cafeteria aunt in later generations, even compared to cerebral thrombosis.

Not to mention the cabbage for two cents, even the amount of one dime is not enough.

What's even funnier is still to come, Ye Haoran asked for five steamed buns, and the stupid pillar deliberately dropped two on the ground, but he didn't change it, and directly put the steamed buns with sand grains into Ye Haoran's net pocket.

Looking at the stupid pillar after a set of operations, it was true that Ye Haoran couldn't fix it, he looked at the stupid pillar directly, and when he was thinking about how to praise the other party, the stupid pillar opened his mouth first.

"See what? When you're done, let's go, and the rest is still waiting! ”

Ye Haoran looked down at the lunch box, not even half of the dishes, raised his head and looked at the stupid pillar and asked, "Are you sure I go?" It's complicated when I'm gone, and you have to bear the consequences. ”

"Yo, why are you here to scare me? Our canteen is of this standard, if you can't eat enough, you can spend more money to buy it, and it's useless. ”

Ye Haoran gave a thumbs up, turned around and left.

I found a place to sit down and start eating, two dirty steamed buns naturally can't be thrown, but it's impossible to let him eat them, what he eats is not steamed buns, what he eats is an insult.

Eating much faster than usual, I killed three clean steamed buns, and put two dirty ones into the aluminum lunch box, and then left the cafeteria.

When Ye Haoran left, Silly Zhu was still in the kitchen looking at Ye Haoran's back and snickering, he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all.

Leaving the cafeteria, Ye Haoran did not go back to the office, but went directly to the doorman.

When he pushed the door open and went in, Ma Sanxiao was taking a nap.

"Wake up!"

After pulling twice, Ma Sanxiao sat up impatiently: "Who... You're here, drink water, I'll pour you a glass of water? ”

Ye Haoran shook his head and said, "Don't bother, I'll tell you, close the door and open the small door when you get off work, and conduct a routine spot check." ”

"Spot checks? What to spot check? ”

Ma Sanxiao's face was confused, as if he hadn't woken up.

Ye Haoran had already taken the time to read the manual of the security department, there is a big difference between the second room and the first room, the first room security department is many and messy, mainly responsible for public security issues, but the second room is different, although the personnel are reduced a lot, but the rights are greater, the temporary inspection is only pediatrics, and when there is no order, the factory can even be closed for inspection.

Although the salaries are paid by the enterprise, the management is a two-tier management of the police and the enterprise, and the management of the enterprise does not say that everyone has the right to transfer the security section.

Ye Haoran looked at Ma Sanxiao and didn't say anything, and didn't react until Ma Sanxiao came to his senses, and hurriedly got up and said: "Don't worry, leader, as long as I watch, don't even think about flying over!" ”