Chapter 962: Calculation and Sarcasm
Knocking Ye Haoran's cloud exploration hand aside, Qin Huairu buttoned his collar and avoided Ye Haoran far away.
I ran to the kitchen and rinsed my mouth.
After sorting out his mood and expression, he picked up the kitchen knife again and cut the meat, cutting a little more than expected, wrapped it in a piece of oiled paper and walked out of the kitchen.
Glancing at Ye Haoran, he pretended that nothing had happened and said, "I'll do it at home at night, and I'll send it to you when it's done, and leave." ”
Carrying the meat and pulling the door pin, I first looked at whether there was anyone else in the yard, and saw that no one had a 'whoosh' and got out.
And Ye Haoran was lying on the bed enjoying the sage time.
As soon as Qin Huairu returned home with the meat, Jia Dongxu asked coldly: "Why did you go just now, I couldn't find you for most of the day, are you hiding it from me..."
The eyes of Mrs. Jia and Mrs. Jia Dongxu were not quite right, as if they were interrogating Qin Huairu as a prisoner.
Qin Huairu's heart cooled twice, put the meat in his hand on the table, and said expressionlessly: "Ye Haoran gave the salary, I took the money and went out to buy a few taels of meat, and I didn't go anywhere else, believe it or not." ”
Hearing that there was meat, Jia Dongxu and Mrs. Jia's expressions immediately soothed.
Glancing at the meat wrapped in oiled paper on the table, Jia Dongxu suddenly asked, "Huairu, why is your voice hoarse again, isn't it just right?" ”
Qin Huairu shook his head: "It's okay, it may be on fire." ”
Only she knows what is going on in her heart, and she can't say it, she is afraid that Jia Dongxu will be angry.
The time gradually came to the evening, and the people who went out to work also came home one after another, and fireworks rose in every house, and the smell of various mixed meals wafted back and forth in the courtyard.
Qin Huairu was going to send the prepared meal to Ye Haoran, Jia Dongxu didn't want to share it with Ye Haoran, but Qin Huairu only said 'Ye Haoran gave money' to dispel Jia Dongxu's idea of wanting to swallow it alone, and then ate it deliciously, not thinking about waiting for Qin Huairu to come back and eat together.
Qin Huairu delivered the meal to Ye Haoran's house, and as soon as it was placed on the table, Ye Haoran, who was drinking tea, reached out and handed over a few tickets.
Qin Huairu reflexively took a step back, she thought that Ye Haoran was going to pull her over again, but when she saw the ticket in Ye Haoran's hand clearly, she took a step forward and took it.
"This is the money for buying vegetables next week, don't always take it at home if it's okay, go to the market to see if there is any game, chicken, duck and fish are fine, don't use vegetables against me every day, if I don't eat well, be careful I clean you up."
Looking at Qin Huairu, who had given a lot of money more than the previous week, she rolled her eyes: "I'm too lazy to take care of you." ”
Returning home with the money Ye Haoran had just given, Qin Huairu, who was about to eat, suddenly found that the dishes on the plate had almost bottomed out, and there was no trace of pork at all.
glanced at Jia Dongxu, who was full of oil and didn't even want to wipe the oil foam at the corners of his mouth, lowered his head and ate quietly.
In the past, the family was miserable, and he couldn't eat meat a few times a year, so Qin Huairu didn't think much about it, since Ye Haoran came, although he didn't give too much help, his quality of life has really improved, which made Qin Huairu realize his family status again.
Just as Qin Huairu was eating, the three masters in the courtyard had already gotten together.
The first uncle glanced at the energetic second master and the third master who didn't pay much attention, and said: "It just so happens that Ye Haoran hasn't gone to work yet, let's go over and have a look now, after all, it is related to the harmony in the courtyard." ”
"Yes, the more times like this, the more the three of us, as the masters of the courtyard, should stand up and speak out, this.... Ye Haoran can't do without organization and discipline, and everyone must obey management. ”
The second uncle of the official fan spoke in an official tone, and first put a name on his charge.
The third master just laughed twice and didn't express any opinions.
"Okay, that's it, let's go to the yard and wait for him."
The three masters came to the door of the three masters with a tea jar, and the first and second masters remembered after the chessboard was supported, and the three masters also sat on the side.
After waiting for a long time, I didn't see any movement in Ye Haoran's house, Ye Haoran was dressing and hanging at this time, and just when several uncles were about to lose patience, Ye Haoran walked out of the house.
The decoration of the home has been cleaned up, the lock has also been bought, and the important three-paper certificates and money bills do not need to be put on the body every day, just put them directly at home.
I also deliberately found an iron box to store it and put it in the wardrobe.
He only took a little money and went out, turned around and just hung up the lock, and before he could lock it in a hurry, a voice stopped Ye Haoran's movements.
When Ye Haoran just went out, the first master who was playing chess gave the second master a look, and the second master who understood it turned around and saw Ye Haoran who was locking the door, and hurriedly said:
"Hey, wait!"
The second master threw down the chess pieces in his hand and rushed up first.
Walking in square steps with his hands behind his back, he walked in front of Ye Haoran with his fat head and big ears and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
This sentence can make Ye Haoran confused, are you blind or don't know what the lock is?
He took the lock in his hand, raised it in front of the second uncle, and asked, "Second uncle, don't you know what this thing is?" ”
The second uncle felt that not only his authority had been challenged, but even his IQ had been discriminated against by Ye Haoran, and a fire rose from the bottom of his heart, suppressing the anger in his heart, and said quietly: "I know this is a lock, what I asked is why you want to lock the door." ”
'Poof'
Ye Haoran really couldn't help it, how did this IQ become the second master!
"I'm sorry..."Ye Haoran restrained his smile and continued: "Second uncle, this is my house, what does it have to do with you whether I lock the door or not, isn't it good for you to go out for a walk at this time?" ”
"Be serious, do you think locking the door is just your business!"
The second uncle's face turned the color of pig liver, and he pointed to the lock in Ye Haoran's hand with a trembling finger and said: "Our yard has not lost a stitch or thread for more than ten years, what do you mean by padlock, you are guarding against all of us, you are destroying collective harmony, you have a problem with your thinking." ”
After knocking and beating, talking and scolding, Ye Haoran's face that was still smiling just now gradually closed up until the smile disappeared.
Watching the whole process of Ye Haoran's face changing, the second uncle suddenly felt heavy pressure.
Seeing that Ye Haoran didn't answer the question, when the second uncle didn't know how to continue to speak for a while, the first uncle who came over from the side didn't let the topic fall to the ground.
The gang said: "Yes, yes, our yard is full of honest worker brothers, Ye Haoran, it's really not good for you to do this, we all know that you just moved over, and you are not familiar with the environment, after a long time, you will understand what it means that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and the uncles are also for your good, obedient, put the lock away." ”
Ye Haoran, who has eight hundred hearts and eyes, has a numb scalp when he sees a patient with dense phobia, how can he not know what the situation is.
The three of them came prepared, and they came for themselves.
After the first master finished speaking, Ye Haoran still didn't speak, but turned his head to look at the third master, he wanted to see what the third master meant.
Seeing Ye Haoran looking at him, the three masters laughed awkwardly.
The atmosphere froze a little, and everyone looked at themselves, the third master Yan Bugui knew that it was not okay not to speak, and said in a tangled manner: "Xiao Ye, in fact, the first master and the second master are kind, I am afraid that if you lock the door, you will not be able to integrate into our big family, I don't think it is better to do this, if you have any valuables at home, it is better to put them away, so that you don't have to worry about losing anything." ”
A smile appeared on the corner of Ye Haoran's mouth, and he nodded: "What the uncles said makes sense, but not all the things I can bring with me, right, it's better like this, it's okay if the house is not locked, as long as a few uncles are the guarantors, and the loss of things can be responsible for the end." ”
Why don't the other residents lock it? It's not because there are people at home all day, Ye Haoran's house is his own, as long as he goes to work, the house is empty.
In one, it is not the point at all that it is not locked, the point is that the three masters are here for him.
From the concept of power exchange, it can be explained clearly, and it is not because of his prominence that it has affected the prestige of the three masters, so he wants to find something to pressure himself.
It's okay to say that each has its own way, the big deal is that he doesn't come and go, but once the three masters ride on their heads, they dare to engage in a big patriarchal system in the yard today, and they dare to rely on his reputation in the factory tomorrow.
The root of inferiority has nothing to do with age and gender, and the three masters have taken their very small rights to the extreme, and tried their best to embarrass others with limited strength, which is evil.
Hearing that Ye Haoran wanted the three masters to be guarantors, the three masters all frowned.
The first to speak was Uncle Yi, and his brain turned the fastest.
"Forget about the security or something, the custody of the property is your own business, and we are talking about collective matters now, and we can't mix them up."
The third master interjected: "Yes, Xiaoye, you can't say that you lost the money, a few of us have to pay for it, and no one knows if you lost it or not, it's not up to you to say it alone." ”
"The will of the individual must be subordinated to the collective...."
The second uncle also wanted to give Ye Haoran a political lesson, Ye Haoran raised his hand and said: "Don't say it's useless, it's okay not to lock the door, who is it if you lose something, let's be clear, my family is not just money, I can't carry a stack of money in my pocket every day, there are important documents and confidential documents, etc., as well as the gun I put at home when I was resting, as long as you can give me an answer today, there is no problem at all if you don't lock the door." ”
The atmosphere instantly turned into-for-tat, no matter which uncle it was, he couldn't guarantee Ye Haoran, not to mention the issue of money, just talking about confidential documents and guns, it was not something that ordinary people could touch.
Although the regulations are not very strict now, it is not for everyone.
The second uncle and the third uncle were speechless one after another, the second uncle was poor in words, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, and he was the first to retreat when he encountered problems.
The three masters just made a scene, on the one hand, they didn't want to offend Ye Haoran, and on the other hand, they didn't want to offend the first and second masters, so they came over to make up the numbers.
After a while, Uncle Yi softened his tone and said: "Xiao Ye, we don't mean anything else, although what you said is very right, but we also have to consider the harmony of our yard, we represent all the residents in the yard..."
"Stop, uncle, you don't have to kidnap me morally, what all the households, what the collective will, it's all, there are people in your family every day, there is no one in my family, and if you lose it, you can just say what to do if you lose something, don't say it's useless."
For this old man, Ye Haoran found that it was really not easy to start.
In the factory, he is the master of the eighth-level fitter, there is no management position, he does his own work every day, he wants to catch mistakes, and there is no moral problem in the courtyard, he can only say that he pretends to be too good, and packages himself as a moral model.
You can't kill with a stick, then you can only wait for the opportunity.
"Then let's hold a general meeting to vote, and there will be no result in our argument like this."
Uncle Yi thought that with his intersection in the yard, most people should support him, but Ye Haoran refused to fulfill his wish.
"What kind of meeting, this is my own family's business, a few of you will point fingers when you come up, what's the matter, what a few of you said in the courtyard is it, right? Now that they have entered the new society, they dare to carry out the patriarchal system with the ideas of the old society, which is really good! ”
Ye Haoran continued sarcastically: "The street arranged a few of you to be mediators in the courtyard in order to mediate neighborhood conflicts, but not to let a few of you be powerful, you really treat yourself as an official!" ”
is sarcastic, the third master is just an embarrassed batch, but the second master is angry with a red face and a thick neck, and only the first master has a calm face.
Ye Haoran threw the lock in his hand on the windowsill, pulled open his shirt and pinched his waist with both hands, just revealing his armed belt, and said with a serious expression: "Okay, I'll listen to you today, don't lock the door, yes, but if you lose something at home, don't blame me for being unsympathetic when the time comes, pull everyone in the yard back and interrogate them one by one, come out, it's good, it's majestic, it depends on whether you can bear the consequences." ”
After finishing speaking, he raised his legs and left, knocked away the second uncle who was blocking in front of him and walked towards the outside of the courtyard.
Don't look at the second uncle's big shoulders and round waist, where is the physical fitness comparable to Ye Haoran, just this moment, he almost sat on the ground, but he just didn't have any temper at all.
Treat soft persimmons with heavy punches, and treat tough people with submissive promises.
The third master stood at the bottom of the steps and shook his head regretfully, only one of the masters bowed his head and pondered something.
"It's okay now, he's not at home, we have to show him the door, what's this called!"
The third master regretted it in his heart, sat back on the stone pier and patted his legs.
After Ye Haoran disappeared, the second master became majestic again: "Look at the gate, he is used to stinky problems, and he can't say two words." ”
Uncle Yi couldn't figure out what important things Ye Haoran had in the house, but if Ye Haoran really dragged everyone back for interrogation, they wouldn't have to be people in the yard in the future.
After pondering for a long time, Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, said: "In this way, call everyone out to hold a general meeting, since Ye Haoran's family is in a special situation, make a notice and allow him to lock the house, so that the neighbors can also talk about it." ”
The problem has been laid out, and Uncle Yi can only find a step for himself.
The whole hospital meeting was lonely, because the protagonist Ye Haoran was not there at all, and most people watched the excitement, basically holding a handful of melon seeds, sitting there listening to the vernacular of the three masters, only Qin Huairu understood what was going on.
After the assembly dispersed, Qin Huairu walked to the front yard, picked up the lock that Ye Haoran threw on the windowsill, locked the door, and then went home to rest.
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Overslept, make up for it today!