Chapter 1 Ranked in the immortal class, the style of painting is outrageous

Heaven.

Nantianmen.

Here is the important place of handing over the world and the heavenly court, based on jade, covered with golden glazed tiles, hanging a plaque on it, the light is dazzling, the rui qi is blowing in the face, and the immortal family is majestic.

However, the most eye-catching thing is that above the plaque, a demon mirror is erected high, which can illuminate the original form of the monsters in the world and prevent some demons and monsters from sneaking into the heavenly court.

Meanwhile.

Xuanmao showed a strong adaptability, after all, it practiced Taoist Xuangong, not a mountain spirit and wild monster without heels, not to mention eating people, it was not very contaminated with meat, and fed on the elixir spirit fruit all day long.

"Meow."

Touching the cat's head with his hand, Meng Fan set his eyes on both sides of the towering South Heavenly Gate, dozens of heavenly soldiers lined up, close to the divine pillar, and the golden-scaled Dazzling Sun Red Whisker Dragon wrapped around it also exuded coercion.

It is...... The breath is too weak.

Maybe the poor road is too strong?

When he left the Immortal Sword World, Meng Fan had already adjusted his mentality, and he could no longer regard himself as the Supreme of the Ghost Realm and the Emperor of Xudu, lest he accidentally collide with the Great God of the Underworld after flying to the Heavenly Court.

It's just that the aura of this group of guards is indeed weak, barely on par with the elite captains of the Protoss in the previous world, if it is placed in the Demon Realm, it is the level of the white-haired demon envoy Xifeng, and it is slightly weaker.

In addition, this group of Heavenly Court guards all looked crooked and cracked, not to mention the heroic and extraordinary, it was really far behind, it could be described as abstract, and they were just standing lazily by the South Heavenly Gate.

Similar to the gang of guys guarding the factory before the crossing, the posture is similar to that of the puppet army.

At this moment, they were talking and laughing, blinding the majesty of the South Heavenly Gate.

Where is the Celestial Rule?

Unlike in the past, this time he passed through the fog without any hints, and there were no relevant memories, just a nether monk who had attained merit and ascended with his strength.

To tell the truth, the first impression of this Heavenly Court on Meng Fan was very outrageous, and the perception was extremely poor, after all, he was full of ambition to soar up, and he thought that with his relationship network and particularity, he would live a truly chic and free life as an immortal.

But I never expected that there was such a strange painting style above, and only all kinds of majestic and magnificent buildings could bring a little comfort to Meng Fan.

When he gathered his thoughts and walked towards the South Heavenly Gate, the heavenly soldiers standing guard suddenly became serious, as if dealing with the leader, and shouted in unison:

"The King of Growth!"

But I saw a burly man wearing armor and holding a sword from the inside, followed by Pang Liu Xunbi, Deng Xin and Zhang Tao, these eight god generals.

It stands to reason that this lord is one of the four great heavenly kings of Buddhism, and he also holds the important authority to protect the Nantianmen.

But in Meng Fan's eyes, this person has a sense of being strong and capable, or, to put it more bluntly, like a monkey crown, pretending to be profound and majestic.

Especially with the eight god generals, all of them have thief eyebrows and rat eyes, compared with the group of lazy heavenly soldiers, the breath is much stronger, and the armor stomach is completely covered after all.

Does Heavenly Court accept everything?

Even if it is a secular officialdom, the selection of officials who govern the world also pays attention to their figures, words, books, and judgments, among which the body ranks first, and the requirements are very straightforward, with a magnificent body and good appearance!

After all, this represents the majesty of the imperial court and even the country, how did it become like this when it came to the heavenly court?

is very similar to some comedies, deliberately selected some actors who are very funny in their own right, because they are ugly to a new height, so they were selected.

As soon as he thought of this, Meng Fan couldn't help but wonder if he had really come to a world with a funny movie as the background and derived from it......

"You're the Daoist who ascended from the Nether?"

"Very good......

A pair of big hands patted Meng Fan on the shoulder, not seeing it at all, and even giving people the illusion that he would come to the next sentence: Very energetic.

Then, after all kinds of calamities and immeasurable merits, the dignified Taoist real person who flew up became a spiritual guy in such a hurry.

"In a few days, I'll take you to meet Erlang God Yang Jian, this guy brags that he is the most handsome in the Three Realms every day, just hit him."

“……”

The eight god generals stayed at the South Heavenly Gate, fishing and standing guard with the heavenly soldiers, while Meng Fan followed the thinking and walked towards the interior of the Heavenly Court.

After passing the South Heavenly Gate, it is the place where the Heavenly River is located, and the turbulent long river surrounds everything, which can be regarded as the last barrier between heaven and man.

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According to the script, as well as various popular film and television dramas, this place is guarded by Marshal Tianpeng.

Therefore, even if he saw the fat-headed and big-eared pig brother for a while, Meng Fan would not feel strange.

I can't help it, I have to learn to adapt.

"Your cat is very good-looking, if you come a few days earlier, maybe you can have a cross-racial love affair with Xiaotenu."

???

The black cat shivered for a while, it was a little male cat, and he didn't like dogs.

Meng Fan: "......"

After trying his best to adjust his brain circuits so that he could keep up with the Growth Heavenly King, he tentatively said:

"What about the dog? In the past, I have always heard of its prestige, a white-haired and thin-waisted dog, shaped like a white elephant. ”

Hearing this, the Heavenly King, who had an obscene aura between his eyebrows, rubbed his stomach and said with a wicked smile:

"Erlang God slaughtered it and had a dog meat hot pot with our four brothers."

As soon as the words fell, the pair of vertical boys of the Xuan Cat instantly widened and made a defensive posture.

What is this unfolding?

Jiro God eats filial piety dogs!

And with the Four Heavenly Kings!

For a moment, Meng Fan wanted to summon a divine weapon, use the magic power of heaven and earth, and smash the heavenly court to a pulp, and even burst into foul language:

Lao Tzu won't strayed into the demon cave, right?

Meanwhile.

The Heavenly King of Growth didn't seem to notice anything unusual, and while making an aftertaste, he led the way, and said with emotion: "That dead dog too, the brothers are ineffective in doing things, and Erlang God is so confused that he even ...... his pants Ahem. ”

The conversation was stopped instantly.

Back to the filial piety dog.

"It's riding a, but it's happy, but fortunately it was seen and exposed by Mo Lishou, so it didn't leave a seed of evil in the mortal world and offended the majesty of my heavenly court."

"The true monarch understood the righteousness, slaughtered him and ate meat, and comforted our ......"

Guan Jiangkou Erlang was killed.

One thing to say, Meng Fan really couldn't imagine the image of the gods of the Heavenly Court in this world, even if it was the Immortal Sword, the villain Heavenly Emperor Fuxi, he couldn't do such an outrageous operation.

"Which demon is so bold that even you and the other three Heavenly Kings join forces, as well as Erlang Zhenjun, can't take it down?"

Pressing his thoughts, Meng Fan pretended to say casually.

"The so-called family ugliness should not be publicized."

Mo Liqing shook his head, then changed his words, and said: "But from today onwards, you will be a member of my Heavenly Court, my own brother, it doesn't hurt to talk about it." ”

"That Zixia Fairy wants to be crazy about men, and she says everywhere that whoever can pull out the Ziqing Sword in her hand is her wishful husband."

"Alas, if I am pulled out by a monster and a fairy marries a demon, then where is the majesty of my heavenly court?"