Chapter 4: A Disaster Without Reason?

Heaven.

Miluo Palace, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Mortal emperors can slack off, as long as they are mediocre enough, they can even not go to court for a long time, but the Jade Emperor is different, almost every day he has an early dynasty to deal with everything that happens in the Three Realms.

In the same way, the same is true for immortal officials.

It's just that the day in the heavenly realm can be called a long one, and after everyone finishes going to court, they still have a lot of time to find immortals, visit friends, and talk about the Tao, plus the painting style in this world is strange, and it is normal for a large number of immortals to skip classes.

But it does not include Meng Fan.

is a newcomer to Heavenly Court, even if he has outstanding strength and can be called a high authority, he still has no tail, such as:

Go drinking with the Growth Heavenly King.

After a day of adaptation, stepping into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall again, Meng Fan found that among the civil and military ministers who came to participate in the early dynasty, there were almost no people except for the recognizable gods such as Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha, and Tai Bai Xing.

Sparse lala.

Not even half of the main hall was filled.

However, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother seemed to be accustomed to this, and did not show any abnormalities at all.

Judging from the news heard in advance, most of the early dynasties said that where there were demons doing evil, and mortals in a certain place did not respect the gods of heaven and earth, Meng Fan guessed that today may be no exception.

At this time, the figure with a third eye on his forehead and a rather thin figure knelt on the ground and said, "My nephew failed to fulfill her responsibility to arrest the Zixia Fairy, so that she fell into the mortal world and did not know where to go, please punish Your Majesty!" ”

Bang dang.

The three-pointed, two-edged knife fell to the ground.

Yang Jian, who had an obscene temperament, began to kowtow like pounding garlic, with tears on his face, crying:

"Poor nephew filial piety dog under his crotch, he did his best for my heavenly court and died, but he died tragically at the hands of that woman, please make the decision for me!"

Meng Fan: "......"

If I remember correctly, wasn't the dog slaughtered by him himself, and then shared with the Four Heavenly Kings and became an ingredient for shabu-shabu?

Rumor has it that it tastes pretty good.

At least Mo Liqing likes it very much, and bluntly said that he has been taking this bite recently, and he even fell in love with the pet raised by a certain palace lady in the Phixiang Palace, and was about to steal it to drink, so he specially invited Meng Fan and said that he would not go to the morning court today and enjoy the delicious food together.

Besides, this guy is really obscene.

The dignified saint Erlang Zhenjun, the famous god of war in the heavens and all worlds, has fallen to this point in this world.

To be honest, for Meng Fan, the Erlang God in his mind should be the majestic judicial god in the legend of the Baolian Lantern.

No matter how bad it is, there must be a momentum of Peach Mountain to save his mother, so that it won't be so unbearable-

It can barely be regarded as a standout strength, one line stronger than the Four Heavenly Kings, but let alone the appearance.

[Common Yiwei husband, Fengshen is neat, his actions are elegant and quiet, his clothes are golden and white, and the camel bridge is standing on the railing... The great husband is commonly known as Erlang. 】

[The appearance is handsome and dignified, wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a collar of goose yellow. Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup. He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun. The axe cracked Taoshan once saved his mother and beat the double phoenix. The eight monsters are famous, and the seven holy lines of Meishan are righteous. The heart is high and does not recognize the heavenly family volume, and the sexual arrogance returns to the gods to live in the Guanjiang ......]

Above.

It doesn't match the three-eyed boy in front of him at all.

"That's it! All right! Get up! ”

Seeing his nephew crying, the Jade Emperor waved his hand impatiently and said, "I don't blame you for this matter, that Zixia has the Buddha Gate Supreme Treasure Silver Suo Golden Bell in her hand, and it is understandable that she can't take it." ”

The two fairies, Zixia and Qingxia, had a fierce struggle in their previous lives, so the Buddha rolled the two of them together and turned them into the wicks of the sun and the moon, asking for hard practice to resolve this grievance.

It's a pity that it backfired, and instead of reconciliation, they fought more fiercely than before.

And the two souls are the same body, Zixia during the day, Qingxia at night, the former because of Sifan's lower realm, in the Three Realms Mountain with the silver rope golden bell in his hand defeated Erlang God and the four heavenly kings, escaped the pursuit of the heavenly court, and began to find true love in the world......

Secretly recalled for a while, and briefly summarized the situation, Meng Fan restrained his mind.

"Where is Zixia now?"

The Jade Emperor's tone was not sad or happy, but Meng Fan always felt that he was knowingly asking, you know, even the Growth Heavenly King knew the inside story, saying that the world was temporarily controlled by Buddhism, not to mention the Supreme of the Three Realms.

At this time, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear, who were at the end of the shift, exchanged glances and stepped forward.

I saw the guy with big eyes bulging and said helplessly:

"Your Majesty, one day in the sky, a thousand years on earth, what I can see in my eyes is like a snail crawling, Zixia Fairy should still be in the Three Realms Mountain."

The man beside him, who had a pair of provocative ears, followed closely behind and echoed: "What I heard in my ears was a mess, and I was dizzy and couldn't tell what was being said." ”

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"Rubbish!"

"A bunch of wine bag and rice bag people!"

The Jade Emperor slapped the table hard like a mortal, and it seemed that he was really angry, but Meng Fan raised his eyes and glanced at it, and found that his eyes were as calm as water, without the slightest wave.

Old actors.

When he secretly sighed, the Jade Emperor said in a deep voice:

"How's that going to be? Ladies and gentlemen, who has a clever plan to chase Zixia back to eucalyptus and protect my reputation in the heavenly court. ”

The ministers of civil and military affairs looked at their noses and noses, and their concentration was not much worse than Meng Fan's, and they had no plans to come out, after all, this matter was related to the planning of Buddhism, and without the nod of the person sitting on it, it would be impossible for them to do this.

"Your Majesty is relieved, and the minister recommends a god, and he will definitely be able to bring Zixia back to Heaven!"

At the critical moment, you still have to look at the platinum star, the little old man suddenly stepped forward and said.

The gods and immortals were stunned for a moment, their hearts were full of doubts, the four gods looked at each other, and the third prince of Nezha, who raised the tower Li Tianwang, shrank behind him, unwilling to follow in the footsteps of Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, and was confused by the silver and golden bells.

The Jade Emperor opened his mouth and asked, "What god is Aiqing recommending?" ”

"Ziwei Heavenly Official."

Between the monarch and the minister, there is a song and a harmony.

Then, Meng Fan was inexplicably involved, you know, he had just ascended, he had not adapted to the environment, and the situation had not been understood, Yu Tianting had no foundation, but he was involved in this matter.

Subconsciously, conspiracy theories came to mind.

But then it was pressed again.

Meng Fan, who suddenly became the focus of the attention of all the immortals, behaved neither humble nor arrogant at the moment, and said some scenes, what kind of ministers were frightened and incompetent.

In and out of the words, there is a hint of shirk.

Tai Bai Xing was still smiling, and when Meng Fan finished speaking, he said righteously: "The cultivation of the heavenly officials is profound, better than the Erlang God Yang Jian, and the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea Society, Li Nezha, and the leader of the Big Dipper Seven Star Monarch, and also supervises the affairs of the Three Realms, and has the right to act cheaply, so he is the best candidate to arrest the Zixia Fairy." ”

"Yes, apart from the heavenly official, my nephew really can't think of anyone else who can take on this heavy responsibility."

"The minister seconded the proposal."

Nezha echoed.

This kid once again broke Meng Fan's cognition, isn't he unruly and jealous and hateful?!

And the Jade Emperor didn't give Meng Fan a chance to speak at all, so he immediately agreed, and ordered Tai Bai Xing to draft a decree and confirm the matter.

The official level crushed people to death.

Not to mention the Jade Emperor of the Golden Mouth, Meng Fan Xili Lake Tu led the errand, regretting that he didn't go to drink with the four brothers of Mo Liqing, and he had to come to this early dynasty.