Chapter 13: SpongeBob SquarePants is Innocent!
As the saying goes, when things go wrong, there must be demons.
Zhang Xiaoyou found out that his brother seemed to have something wrong with his brain tonight, because he hadn't left the book on the table for a full hour! When he usually came back from school, he had already rushed to the fascinating continent of Arad!
"Brother? Are you out of the blue? ”
Zhang Xiaoyou leaned against the door frame, the freshly washed hair still exuded the fragrance of shampoo, and a thin short T on the body faintly revealed the girl's unique pink skin, under the yellow light, the girl was bored and stretched out her white toes to play with SpongeBob SquarePants who lost an eye on the slippers.
"Nope!"
"And what are you doing?"
"Learn!"
The conversation came to an abrupt end here, because Zhang Xiaoyou's already bright and deep eyes widened and stared at Zhang Chu, and after a few seconds, she shouted to Zhang's mother, who was washing clothes outside:
"Mom! My brother's brain is broken! Come on! ”
"Little demon! If you disturb your brother's study again, you can go to sleep for me!" ”
Zhang's mother reprimanded Zhang Xiaoyou without raising her head, her son finally regained his interest in learning, and wanted to sprint before the college entrance examination, and her mother's heart blossomed.
Zhang Xiaoyou frowned, sighed, and then sat on Zhang Chu's bed, picked up his brother's Nokia mobile phone, which was harder than bricks, and began to rummage over and over like a private detective.
"What are you doing!"
seemed to be a little weak-hearted, Zhang Chu couldn't help but snatch the phone, completely ignoring Zhang Xiaodemon's pitiful appearance.
"Brother! Show me! ”
"No! My brother also has privacy, you troublemaker, my brother won't let you in if you mess around! ”
Looking at the slim sister, Zhang Chu's heart also rose with a faint nostalgia, Zhang Chu was seven years older than Zhang Xiaoyou.
Zhang Xiaoyou has been a fart since he was a child, plus Zhang's father is very busy with work on weekdays in the third year of high school, and Zhang's mother also has to go to work, and his grandparents are far away in the countryside, so Zhang Xiaoyou is taken care of by Zhang Chu on weekdays!
I still remember the day my sister was born, that day Zhang Chu was playing alone at home, and when he received a call from his father, Zhang Chu was happily picking out his own toys for his sister, but it turned out that this useless annoying spirit would only stuff Zhang Chu's favorite toys into his mouth.
When he grew up a little, Zhang Chu began to hang around the community with Zhang Xiaoyou, Zhang Xiaoyou had the smell of baby milk, Zhang Chu liked the fleshy sister in his arms at first, until his sister .......
Zhang Chu still clearly remembers that it was a sunny day with a beautiful wind and a cloudless sky, and he took his sister downstairs to hang out as usual.
"Brother.... Bird Bird ....."
Zhang Chu didn't react at first, looking at the sparrows flying in the sky, and happily explained to his sister, until the small blanket wrapped in his sister was wet, and his limited-edition sneakers were also stained with his sister's urine, Zhang Chu understood what his sister's "bird" meant.
Since then, the little things like changing diapers and turning on the water to wash your butt seem to have become Zhang Chu's daily must-do, and since then, Zhang Chu has found that he doesn't really like Zhang Xiaoyou, who smells fragrant.
It wasn't until Zhang Xiaoyou was seven or eight years old that this phenomenon was better, her junior high school grades were good, and with her mother's supervision, she didn't dare to get acquainted with those gangster boys in the class, and her biggest interest every day was to pester her brother to paint with her.
This little girl likes to draw a family of four, her father always wears black glasses, and her mother wears lipstick and is depicted by her like a ghost, but when it is her turn, she adds a lot of color to herself, and she can't wait to use all the crayons.....
As for Zhang Chu, Zhang Chu is slender and tall in her eyes, long like a bamboo pole, just like the "slender ghost" that Zhang Chu played later!
"What does it matter? Isn't my brother's phone my sister's phone? ”
"Phew! Where did the fallacy come from? ”
Zhang Chu glanced at Zhang Xiaoyou, and glanced at his text message box with a weak heart, and sure enough, it was full of harassing text messages from Qin Wanru, the content was so explicit that there was no bathing and no thugs in bed......
If this information came out of Zhang Xiaoyou's mouth and happened to be heard by Zhang's mother outside the door, then Zhang Chu was sure that he would end his high school career early.
"Mom! My brother talks about his girlfriend! His mailbox is full of girls' messages! ”
"Nonsense!"
Zhang Chu emptied the text message box with a very fast method, leaving only a few subscribed advertising messages, and then threw the phone to Zhang Xiaoyou.
"How do you slander someone's innocence out of thin air? Bullying me as a seventeen-year-old high school student! ”
Zhang Xiaoyou opened the mailbox of his mobile phone at lightning speed, and when he found that it was empty, he suddenly looked like a deflated ball.
"Ding~ You have a new message, please check!"
Just when Zhang Chu breathed a long sigh of relief and was about to take back his mobile phone, a prompt tone suddenly came from the phone.
Zhang Chu didn't care much, and hurriedly reached out to grab it, but Zhang Xiaoyou's movements were faster, and he opened the information a second before Zhang Chu pounced on him.
"Did you sleep?"
There is no signature, no title, like a harassing text message but it makes people have to be suspicious.
"Give it to me!"
"Don't give it!"
"I'll count three! If you don't give it to me again, don't blame me for being rude! ”
Zhang Chu's eyes flashed with anger, but Zhang Xiaoyou obviously didn't notice it, and was still clutching his phone.
Zhang Chu was not used to her, his hands reached out to Zhang Xiaoyou's squeaky nest, and his legs firmly locked Zhang Xiaoyou's body, and then launched a brutal torture!
"Hahaha......"
"Give it to me!"
"No..... Hahaha..... Mommy save me! ”
However, Zhang's mother outside the door was still washing clothes, and she didn't seem to have any intention of coming to the rescue.
"Give me me, give me ......"
Zhang Chu began to speed up the frequency of his hand, Zhang Xiaoyou's body twisted and twisted like a steamed prawn, but because Zhang Chu trapped it with her legs, no matter how she moved, she couldn't move half a bit.
The two of them just rolled on the bed.
Both siblings smiled "happily".
In the end, Zhang Chu didn't even let go of Zhang Xiaoyou's feet, one hand kept creaking on her armpits and soft waist, and the other hand grabbed Zhang Xiaoyou's right foot and slowly rubbed Zhang Xiaoyou's feet.
Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoyou didn't last long before letting go of the phone, and Zhang Chu hurriedly put the phone into his drawer.
Zhang Xiaoyou on the bed seemed to have experienced an earth-shattering battle, his clothes were disheveled, his hair was scattered, and he was lying on the bed panting with a ruddy face.
Zhang Chu breathed a long sigh of relief, and then lifted Zhang Xiaodemon from his bed with one hand and threw her onto the sofa.
Before closing the door, he also took out Zhang Xiaoyou's two SpongeBob SquarePants who had been wearing them for some years.
Zhang Chu didn't throw the slippers, because SpongeBob SquarePants was innocent, but Zhang Xiaodemon was thrown out, so it was Zhang Xiaodemon who was wrong!