Tomorrow on the shelves, I will tell you a sad story

The week before it hit the shelves, my book was recommended, which would have been a good thing

But I got sick on the first day of the push

When I realized that I was sick, I had mixed feelings, and I really didn't know whether to cry or laugh at this time

I haven't been sick for a year or two, so why did I happen to meet when I was recommended?

It's really soapy, alas......

Sick as a dog

Fever, headache, insomnia, accompanied by anxiety......

In the dead of night, the noise in my head is like an electric drill, and I can't sleep at all

Coughing violently, as if to cough out the soul

If the disease can become a beautiful girl, I swear that I will bully her fiercely, bullied until I cry, no, cry until the tears run dry!

I thought I was still young and full of physical vitality, so I didn't take any medicine on the first day, but I took two pills casually on the second day, and two more pills on the third day

It turned out to be worse on the third night......

Early in the morning of the fourth day, I had to drag my heavy body and my head that was about to explode to a small private clinic nearby

At this time, my nose and eyes were like a reservoir that had opened the floodgates, and tears and snot were pulled out with pain, so I had to carry a pack of good family style sanitary napkins, phew, toilet paper, and sandwiched them in my armpits

Alas, I would have known that I wouldn't have worn a big vest and pants to flirt with the air conditioner

But there is no regret medicine in the world

I was greeted by a very young doctor, in his twenties, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, quite handsome, with a name tag on his clean white coat, surnamed Yang

It's a pity that I'm a straight man, and I thought it would be nice if it was a beautiful doctor

After identifying my symptoms, Dr. Yang patted me on the shoulder and seemed to pinch it, but I didn't think much of it at the time

"It's a viral flu, and I have a fever, so I need an infusion."

"Oh, well, everything is up to the doctor." I'm sick, obedient like a good baby

Dr. Yang smiled and went to prepare the drip, and soon came back with a few bottles and hung them on the infusion stand

He crouched in front of me, took my hand, and squeezed it lightly

I felt a little uncomfortable and asked, "Isn't this kind of work a beautiful nurse sister here?" ”

Doctor Yang smiled: "Look at how there is a nurse here, she is a beautiful little nurse, and the young man thinks about good things, hehe." ”

I glanced at the empty room, indeed, such a small clinic, where did the nurses come from, look at me are all burned

"But I can still be so optimistic when I'm sick, yes, I like ......" Dr. Yang whispered again, and I didn't hear the last few words

If only I had heard it clearly

"Doesn't Dr. Yang have a girlfriend?" Seeing Dr. Yang pick up the needle, I asked to distract myself.

Dr. Yang shook his head with a smile as he poked the needle into my vein, and gently fixed the needle with medical tape, always accidentally touching my fingers and the back of my hand during the process, but I was too busy wiping my nose to care

It was quiet in the clinic, just me and Dr. Yang, and we could even hear each other's breathing

The process of infusion is boring because the eyes are always tearful and you can't play with your phone

Idle is also idle, so I chatted with Dr. Yang

Unexpectedly, we talked a lot, and we had the same hobbies, and we both read online articles

I was pleasantly surprised and shyly told him that I was writing a web novel and that it was about to hit the shelves, and it was the first time it had been on the shelves

After hearing this, Dr. Yang suddenly sighed

I pulled out a tissue and wiped away the tears and snot that had been pulled out, and found that Dr. Yang had three points of surprise, three points of nostalgia, three points of loneliness and one point of regret on his face

"Dr. Yang, what's wrong with you?"

In this short period of time, in this short but sincere, sincere and enthusiastic conversation, I have regarded him as a dear friend, and my dear friend has a displeasure, and of course I will try my best to help resolve it

This is the gold content of a best friend

"I've written novels before."

"Then why didn't you write it later?"

"Well, don't say it." By this time, there was only a deep look on his face.

"Say it, it's better to say it." As a dear friend, I have to help him.

"My family members say that it is not doing a good job, scolding me for being a good doctor, not doing a good job in a promising career, what kind of bullshit novel can I write, how much money can I make? I was not convinced, I never went back to school, and my girlfriend broke up with me because of this incident, but I don't regret it. ”

I saw a clear tear streak on Dr. Yang's face, and his expression was very determined

Does he really not regret it?

I was stunned, and suddenly I realized something.

"Wait, you didn't graduate? Then your medical qualifications ......"

"Heh, my medical skills and benevolence can not be measured by a piece of paper," Dr. Yang's mouth showed disdain, and his tone turned cold, "Are you also the kind of superficial person?" ”

I felt that he had a point, because I was ashamed and upset by my vulgarity, and quickly said sorry and handed him a few tissues

When Dr. Yang took the tissue, his hands seemed to be shaking

After wiping tears from his face, Dr. Yang gradually regained his composure

"What novel did you write?" I asked him.

"Do you really want to know?"

"Hmm."

Dr. Yang saw the seriousness in my eyes and showed a hint of nostalgia.

"The Habitat", "Spirit and Will", "Strong and Weak", "Zero Contact", "Intimate Assassin", "Lantern Watching the Bayonet", "Tail Chasing", "Sting", "Breaking the Array", "Broken Jade Throwing Pearls", "Golden Valley", "Will Enter the Wine", "Beyond the Rivers and Lakes"...... And some more, I can't remember anymore. ”

"Is it a literary novel?" I was in awe.

Just listening to the name, I don't think it's simple, the cultural level has far surpassed me, and I have written so many books, masters, seniors

A strange look flashed across Dr. Yang's face, and he suddenly became a little shy.

"Pretty much."

It dawned on me that there was an opportunity in front of me

"Great God, can you teach me to write a novel." I shuddered.

"I've been writing novels for ten years, and I haven't made a dime, but I've posted a lot of contract postage."

"To tell you the truth, I don't even have money for medical treatment, WeChat change is only three cents, and I still owe 60,000 online loans, save me, save the child." I pleaded.

"Your sister - didn't bring any money?" Dr. Yang was suddenly excited, and his tone changed.

"Big brother Northeast drops?" I listened to his tone of voice a little bit like that, so I asked.

"Don't digress from the conversation."

"Oh good, I don't have any money, but as long as you teach me to write novels, I will be developed, and when the time comes, I will earn a million a month, and you and I will split the account fifty-fifty, wouldn't it be beautiful." My words are sincere.

Dr. Yang had a sneer on his face.

"A million a month? Hehe. ”

"Split the account in five-five? Hehe. ”

I assured him, "If you don't believe me, we can sign a contract." ”

"Forget it, tell me about your novel."

He must have wanted to test me, I must behave well, and quickly said all my understanding of the online text.

Ten years of immersion, how can it be empty time, this time he talked endlessly, the head is the Tao, like a god, pointing to the country, scolding Fang Xuan, so unhappy.

I seem to like this feeling, and the more I talk about it, the more I talk about it, my face is red, my eyes are shining, my head doesn't hurt anymore, and my illness is cured, it's amazing

However, Dr. Yang interrupted me impatiently.

"Okay, okay, say the name of the book, say the title of the book."

I smacked my lips, a little unsatisfied, and said the title of the book a little shyly.

After hearing the title of the book, Dr. Yang was slightly stunned.

"Which station's book?"

"Occupy the Chinese network."

"Hey, I've read your book."

"How could it be such a coincidence?" I was surprised and delighted, "What do you think of what I wrote?" ”

Dr. Yang's expression suddenly became very strange.

"Truly, you don't want your parents, classmates and friends to know about writing a novel, do you?"

"What?" My face turned pale instantly, "Don't do that kind of thing, at least wait until I write it for another ten years." ”

Dr. Yang smiled even more eeriely.

"You don't want me to be your reader to watch pirated copies, do you?"

"Don't, count me as begging you, don't go to see piracy, subscribe to me, as long as you subscribe to me, I'm willing to do anything." If it weren't for the needle in his hand, I would have knelt down for him.

"Roar, you're willing to do whatever you say, aren't you?"

Dr. Yang's smile was even more smug and evil.

I have a vague premonition that it is not good, but in broad daylight, under the bright sky, he still dares to know that he will not break the law!

So I nodded firmly.

Facts have proved that people always know the lesson only when they suffer a loss, perhaps this is the inevitable pain of youth

It hurt, it hurts, and then I left the clinic with my butt covered

It turned out that in order to let me resume the update as soon as possible and prepare for the outbreak on the shelf, Dr. Yang offered to add a spanking injection to me, saying that this effect is fierce and it will get better quickly

Thinking about my lovely readers, I gritted my teeth and accepted

For the sake of your loved ones, carry the weight forward and bear the grief alone

This is a man's consciousness

After I got home, I vomited non-stop, vomiting up and down, holding the toilet for a while, sitting on the toilet for a while, and having a high fever all over my body

I knew that this was the medicine working, and it would be fine if I got through it, so I gritted my teeth and persevered, and my consciousness finally blurred

When I woke up again, it was already the middle of the night, and I had slept for more than ten hours

At this time, my illness was indeed cured

I sat down in front of my computer and waited for it to turn on, filled with gratitude

Dr. Yang's medical skills are amazing

I couldn't help but be amazed

I'm so happy to be able to update my lovely readers again

When I think of them, my heart rejoices

I love them, wryyyyy-

Oh no, it's wrong, do it all over again

I LOVE THEM, MUMUMUMUAAAAAAAAAA-

The next day, when I went out to make soy sauce, I found that the clinic was closed, and I heard from people in the neighborhood that it had been knocked out because he did not have a doctor's license, but the person had already escaped

According to them, Dr. Yang used to mingle in the area of Foshan, Guangdong, nicknamed "Foshan Dermatitis Tong", and it turned out that he was selling ancestral secret recipes on the street, specializing in treating itchy skin and allergies, and selling plasters to give injections to people

I smiled and quietly turned away

Oh, where do they know that the master is in the folk

I think Dr. Yang was the same as me when he left

Come quietly, go quietly

Like a light rain on a spring night, moisturizing things silently, not alarming a leaf, nor disturbing the good dreams of new shoots

The rivers and lakes are far away, and I wish you to cherish them

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In the end, what does this story tell us?

First, don't wear a tank top and pants to face the wind, because you're not Yasuo

Second, go to bed early and wake up early, eat on time, and be a good baby

First, don't delay when you're sick, take medicine and take medicine, get injections, and don't go to a small clinic

Fifth, when writing a novel, you must save the manuscript

Eighth, don't tell people that you're writing a novel

Ninth, subscribe to me and comfort my wounded heart

Finally, when you encounter someone who is smiling, run quickly! Unless you are Xiao Yan