Chapter 21: Tsing Yi is treacherous
"This..."The king was speechless for a while, and saw that in the king's car, the little rabbit cub was making a barbecue skewer alone.
"Oh, Father, why are you here?" As he spoke, Yin Hong hurriedly put down the roast that was still smoking, and knelt down.
He looked surprised.
But in the next second, the king frowned.
[Damn, you faint gentleman, come here, can you stop lifting the curtain of the car all the time, the pestle is there. 】
[The cool air that the master just got out is no longer as good as you. 】
[Still watching? Look at your sister, you should come in quickly. 】
At this time, the king reacted, lowered the curtain, and walked in step by step.
After all, this is Wang Jia, and it is very square, so it is no problem to be a dozen people.
Finding a random position, the king sat down menacingly.
It was only half a second, and I felt a chill coming.
He couldn't help but be stunned, how did this happen?
It was obviously a hot desert outside, but it was so cool inside this king's car.
Could it be that this stinky boy has learned some demon magic?
The king pretended to be angry and said, "You rebel, what have you been doing here? ”
Yin Hong was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and didn't dare to raise his head.
[Damn, you just say it's cool, right? ] 】
[Also, don't be angry at every turn, okay, the master is not scared. 】
[Your grandmother secretly drank Lao Tzu's medicine, and she has phoenix blood in her body, so she is naturally not afraid of heat, but the master is afraid. 】
As he spoke, Xiao Yinhong cautiously glanced up at the King of Zhou.
But how can the king care so much at the moment?
Pick up the skewers early and eat them in a big gulp.
Seeing that Yin Hong was peeking at himself, he was glaring again.
was so frightened that Yin Hong couldn't help but bow his head.
[Stare at your sister, be careful to stare out your eyes.] 】
[I don't know what effect your father will have after drinking my potion. 】
[That potion, there is a high probability of activating the Yuanfeng bloodline, this faint monarch didn't only activate the phoenix bloodline, right? ] 】
[Alas, I earned a bloodline activation potion from Lao Tzu for nothing, and I am very complacent. 】
[Just the phoenix dance will make you snort in nine days. If you change the master to drink, maybe you can burn the whole mountain, believe it! 】
[Now it's okay, drink me, eat me, and stare at me, oh my God, earth, can you have a face. 】
Listening to this, the king almost choked to death.
The barbecue that was originally fragrant suddenly stopped smelling.
Who eats and drinks whom?
This king is mine, okay!
The entire Great Shang Dynasty is lonely!
Didn't you drink that ghost potion of yours?
Look at the stingy you.
Although he thought so in his heart, the old face of the king couldn't help but turn red.
How could he not know what the magic potion does?
What a treasure.
However, the king is still very shrewd, and it is rare that the father and son have time to be alone, so simply ask the master of this rabbit cub.
At that moment, his face sank, and his eyes looked at Yin Hong.
"Hong'er, I ask you, do you have something to confess to Gu?"
"Huh?" Yin Hong was stunned, blinking his innocent big eyes, looking at the king who was staring directly at him, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.
[It's not good, there is a problem with this faint gentleman's eyes, there is fraud! ] Yes, there must be fraud! 】
[Could it be discovered? When did this faint gentleman become so smart? 】
Hearing this, the king was speechless for a while.
What is a fraud?
Lonely is the king of a country, do you need to cheat you into a little hairy child?
However, does this stinky boy really have a secret?
Could it be that he really wants to confess to Gu?
Ha ha! It seems that the lonely face is majestic, and it is really good.
[Damn, look at this look, it was really discovered, does this nose belong to a dog, so spiritual? 】
[Alas, forget it, it seems that it can't be hidden]
"Wait a minute, Father."
Yin Hong said, turning his head to himself, as if he was fiddling with something.
This made the king look forward to it.
It's just that after Yin Hong groped for a while, he suddenly felt a bowl of black soup from behind him, and handed it over with a painful face.
"Oh, father, here you are, this is my exclusive secret - iced sour plum soup, which is used to relieve heat and heat, and I don't have much left."
Seeing the bowl of slightly black soup in front of him, the corners of the king's mouth twitched.
Lone asked, is this this thing?
took the big bowl reflexively, and the king was happy again.
Hey? No, how can there be such a cold thing in such a hot weather?
The King hesitated for a moment, then drank it all.
"Hiccup~"
"Hah! Cool ......"
This cold and cold thing went down to his stomach, and the king felt that his whole person was much colder.
"One more bowl!"
The King licked his mouth and handed the bowl over again.
For a while, I forgot my purpose.
"No... No, Father, this is the last bowl. Yin Hong's face flashed, and he looked aggrieved.
[Damn, a bowl is not enough, it doesn't cost money to be Lao Tzu's soup? 】
[Don't forget, this is the Chishui River, a dry desert, don't leave a point, how will you spend the next few days.] 】
[Although the master made three buckets, all of which were held with ice cubes, as soon as the lid was opened, I don't know how much cool air leaked. 】
Three barrels?
The king's eyes lit up.
If you have a few bowls a day, even in the desert, you won't be too afraid of the heat.
Okay, well, this rabbit cub is really thoughtful.
Yes, you should save some drinks.
Thinking about it, the king grabbed a few more skewers of barbecue and ate them in a big gulp.
After he was full of wine and food, he patted his stomach and left.
It's just that before he left, he seemed to think of something.
"You rabbit cub, it's not good to be so arrogant and lascivious! When you go back, Lone will teach you a good lesson, lest you become a cholera dynasty in the future. ”
After speaking, he strode out of the king's car.
This feeling of being in charge of everything in the world makes King Su very happy.
And the voice that came from his head made him even more comfortable.
[, I was actually said to be arrogant and lascivious by the famous generation of faint kings? 】
[No, this plot is wrong! ] 】
[Dad, when you come back, the master wants to break it with you! ] 】
Hmph, still want to be alone?
I will allow you, a stinky boy, to scold Lone is a faint gentleman every day, and I am not allowed to scold you a few words.
But don't you want to get involved with Lonely?
Okay, let's see Lone kill you back with a horse pistol!
Thinking of this, the king suddenly turned around.
But at this moment.
Between heaven and earth, a ferocious heat wave surged.
The war horses, which were still quiet, seemed to feel something and suddenly panicked.
For a moment, the horses of the whole battalion neighed and pulled the reins frantically.
It looks like the end is coming.
"Quick!! Drum sounding, the whole army is on alert!! ”
The king immediately roared, and he didn't care about messing around with Yin Hong.
Hurriedly ran to the Chinese army camp.
At this time, a group of generals led by Chonghou Hu also quickly went straight to the Chinese army camp.
After all, marching with the king, who would dare to take it lightly.
......
In the camp, everyone was on full alert.
"Report !!"
Suddenly, a roar came.
A scout, riding a fast horse.
When he came to the tent, his face was pale.
As for the war horse under his crotch, the moment he came down, he also fainted, and the horse foamed at the mouth, and even if he fainted, he was still panting heavily.