The rat ran away, and it escaped from Barbossa!

The Necromancy God couldn't handle a little mouse, this was the funniest joke Chu Tian had ever heard this year. [Full text reading]

Chu Tian dragged Barbossa's injured right hand and looked at it, and then asked, "Why did you let him run?

"That's just a normal mouse. Barbossa shook his head with a wry smile, "It's because it's so ordinary, I didn't even add a shield, I just poisoned him, but just as I was preparing the poison, he suddenly bit me and ran away." ”

"Why didn't you catch him?" Chu Tian asked while treating Barbossa's wounds, "With your strength, not to mention rats, even dragons can catch them?"

"Boss, you better come and take a look with me!"

After saying that, Barbossa took Chu Tian to the military camp where he lived.

Pointing to a hole the size of a bowl in the ground, Barbossa said, "That's where the rat escaped, and with a stroke of his paws, he dug a hole in the ground and disappeared." ”

Using a magic spell to break open the hole, Barbossa continued: "I checked it with mana just now, and there is a very complicated tunnel under this hole, and now there seem to be tens of thousands of rats under our feet!"

Praise the goddess of life! Chu Tian had goosebumps, no matter who it was, it would not be easy to think of tens of thousands of mice under his feet.

"Can you use large-scale magic to smash this land and shake these rats to death?" asked Chu Tian.

"I'm afraid not. Barbossa shook his head and said, "There are more rats and tunnels than that, just now my mana covered half of the island, and all the places I touched were rats! As far as I can see, there are rats all over Blazer Island! If you want to use magic, I'm afraid the whole island will be blown up." ”

"Alas, it's really troublesome!" Chu Tian sighed and walked back to his tent, "Barbossa, you ask someone to ask, what is the harm of these rats, if not, just let them go." ”

Soon, Barbossa returned, "Boss, I've checked and cleared up, these rats are not only troublesome, but also dangerous. ”

"Oh, what's the danger?" Chu Tian said urgently.

Barbossa said: "These rats have been causing trouble for the army since Lord Best took over Blazer Island, and it is said that their tunnels are all over Blazer, almost every small island, and as long as there are troops camping or building houses, they will definitely be demolished in less than a day. ”

"And these rats also stole food, tore everything they saw, and the emperor's weapons were lost to countless people, and some of the soldiers' armor and clothes that were hanging outside were bitten by them. As he spoke, Barbossa smiled strangely, "And I heard from the soldiers that General James's underwear was bitten by rats last month, and he has been directing the battle without underwear for the past few days......"

The general who doesn't wear underwear? Chu Tian also smiled.

"But these are just minor troubles!" said Barbossa, with a straight face, "These rats are still biting, and the soldiers who have been bitten by them will surely die in three days!"

"Can you still bite someone?" Chu Tian's eyes narrowed, "Carry me a corpse!"

When the corpse arrived, Chu Tian's eyebrows also wrinkled, the plague turned out to be the plague!

"Barbossa, in the name of the right minister of the empire, the marshal of the Blazer Counterinsurgency Corps!" Chu Tian said solemnly: "Order, all the actions of the legion are canceled, stand by in place, each wing is divided into stations, and those who drive out of the garrison, regardless of military position, will not be killed! All soldiers who have been bitten by rats will be isolated from their squadrons! All granaries and ordnance damaged by rats will be destroyed on the spot! In addition, the civilian personnel of the empire who have received Blazer's government affairs will be strictly ordered to prepare 10,000 cauldrons within three days to steam all the ordnance and armor of everyone in the legion!"

Barbossa was stunned, "Boss, this is ......"

"You go!" Chu Tian said without doubt: "Call Dior in addition!"

A moment later, Dio hurriedly arrived, "Teacher, I have a plague on the island!"

"I already know. Chu Tian patted the student's shoulder, "Dior, do you remember the method I taught you to treat the plague?"

"I remember!" said Dior, firmly.

Chu Tian smiled slightly, "Okay! The disinfection of the island and the treatment of the patients will be left to you." ”

"Ah......" Dior lowered his head and whispered, "Teacher, can I do it......"

"You are my student, as long as you do what I say, you will not be wrong!" Chu Tian said without doubt: "From now on, you are the Blazer Legion Seat Sacrifice, Imperial Earl!

glanced back at Chu Tian, and then Dio hesitated and left.

The next day, Chu Tian summoned all the generals of the legion to the big tent and said, "All the professionals above level 3 in the whole army, bless the fighting spirit and magic protection, and then follow me!"

Not daring to disobey Chu Tian's orders, thousands of qualified generals and mages were soon summoned by Chu Tian to a plain on the island.

After everyone was ready, Chu Tian pointed to the ground under his feet, "Dig down, everyone will catch at least one mouse for me!"

"What kind of order is this?!" the generals were stunned.

Best walked up to Chu Tian and arched his hand and said, "My lord, those rats are very fast underground, last time General James took a lot of effort to catch one, I'm afraid, we can't catch everyone of them." ”

Chu Tianyi frowned, waved his hand and said, "No matter what you do, I only need rats today, the more the better!"

Boom! Boom!

The generals' vindictiveness and magic began to bombard the ground.

The rats scattered and fled, and then Caesar's warriors, who had commanded the army in the past, began to fight the rats to the death.

Seeing the generals shirtless and catching mice in the burrows, Best's brows furrowed, "My lord, Caesar's iron cavalry is invincible! Although they don't belong to the iron cavalry, they are also emperor ** people, how can they ......?"

Chu Tian squinted at Best, and said slowly: "My order is that all the professionals above the third level go to catch mice, you should be a seventh-level demon master, right? Why don't you catch mice, do you want to disobey the military order?"

Best took a deep breath, then clenched his fists, "The last general obeys!"

In the evening, the results of the day's battle were reported to Chu Tian, a total of 1,368 mice.

"So little, forget it, it's enough!" Chu Tian waved his hand and said, "Barbossa, poison every mouse, and then put it back, Best, order everyone to be careful, don't be bitten by rats in the past two days." ”

Watching Barbossa stuff the virus into the mouth of the mouse, Chu Tian smiled reassuringly.

The next day, before dawn, Barbossa rushed into Chutian's tent, "Boss, those rats...... It seems to be viral immunity!"

"What!?" Chu Tian jumped up from the bed suddenly, alarming Xiao Bai who was sleeping in his ear.

Barbossa smiled wryly and picked up a mouse left over from yesterday, "Boss, you see, not only have they not been poisoned, but they seem to be stronger!"

"Damn, this person is a big loss!" Chu Tian walked into the big tent of the Chinese army with a pale face, and went to face the general who caught the rat yesterday.

"Soldiers, we are Caesar's soldiers, and our opponents are just rats!" Chu Tian said impassionedly: "Aren't these rats just relying on tunnels? You know, tunnel warfare is revolutionary martyrs...... Belch...... It was tens of thousands of years ago, and it was set on fire, smoked, and watered! Lao Tzu has many ways to deal with the tunnel! Everyone is ready for me, and the rat hunting operation begins!"

After a few more days, Chu Tian's face became worse and worse, and his prestige in the army was also affected.

These rats seem to have wisdom, and they are very intelligent! Their tunnels are connected to the underground water source, and it is not easy to use them at all, and they use smoke, but their tunnels are dragged and turned, and they are built extremely scientifically, which actually reminds Chutian of the windproof passages on the earth, and as for irrigation, the degree to which the rats block the water inlet is faster than the degree to which Chutian transports water......

Next, Chu Tian was furious, and he spent money to send Boeing to fly across the strait, bought all the cats in the cities on the southeast coast of the empire, and then ...... The rats have gained weight because they seem to be very fond of cat meat.

Finally, Chu Tian's anger reached its peak, "Call Lao Tzu's King Kong, the four-headed golden Bimon, and the Humvee!"

At this time, Golden Beamon's injuries had already been healed by Chu Tian, and under the temptation of fine wine and food, they had also taken refuge in the Fladino family.

Boom!

The sound of dense footsteps shook Blazer Island, and the weight of the six big guys seemed to weigh down the earth.

"Boss, what do you command!" asked the lead King Kong.

Chu Tian pointed to the island where he was and shouted, "You start running, and trample on all the dirt here!" Let them not dig the tunnel, Barbossa, you use magic to find out where the rats are!"

Bang......

The earth was trembling, Caesar's soldiers were all discolored, and the power of the six eighth-order demonic beasts was no longer something that ordinary soldiers could resist.

However, Barbossa, who was in charge of exploring the underground, became more and more helpless, pointed to the distance and said, "Boss, these rats have run from the ground to another island!"

"Damn Blazer, how come there are so many small islands?" Chu Tian slapped King Kong's toes fiercely, "You go to that island and step on them!

At this time, Apache, who had been hovering in the sky, slowly landed beside Chu Tian, "Boss, I just checked the underground with my divine power, there are thousands of islands in Blazer, almost every island has tunnels, and there are also under the sea, just King Kong, I'm afraid they won't be able to step on it in a few months!"

"Then what should I do?" Chu Tian was a little angry, "You can't use large-scale magic to destroy the entire island, right?"

After thinking for a while, Chu Tian's eyes narrowed, and he said fiercely: "These rats are definitely not simple, hum! Lao Tzu doesn't believe that no leader can do such a thing! Apache, you first find a small island and destroy it, and use the domain to kill him hundreds of thousands of rats, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, kill the small one, and you can't force the big one!"

"Yes, boss!" began to rise in Apache's breath of divine power.

"Alas!" a faint sigh sounded, "Your Highness Vladino, we are just rats, and all we want is to live, so why do you want to kill them all?"