Chapter 149: Roast Suckling Pig
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Yin Hong really didn't hear it clearly, but it was this extremely serious attitude of seeking advice that made the relieved peasant uncle even more angry.
I was secretly glad in my heart, but fortunately this kid didn't hear clearly.
Otherwise, my face wouldn't be beaten.
Hurriedly shook his head, smiled shamelessly and embarrassedly, and said, "Boy, not bad!" Your understanding is a little worse than that of the old man. This learning speed, okay, okay~ But, just a star picker, you can't be proud! ”
What the peasant uncle said was that his face was not red and he was not panting, but in his heart he had already scolded his mother again.
Damn, what kind of monster is this kid? This perception is too terrifying, isn't it? Such a complex and majestic star-picking hand, can you understand it in less than a cup of tea?
Fortunately, there were no outsiders just now, otherwise the old man's face would have been lost, and it would have been 10,000 years... Woo woo, heart congestion.
"yes, just a star-picker. How could the kid take it to heart? It's impossible to be proud, at most it's just to sneak chickens and pet dogs. The kid is very self-aware, and you can rest assured of this, uncle. Yin Hong's little face straightened, and he comforted the peasant uncle a little.
Yin Hong is not stupid, this special meow's quasi-saint-level exercises. Can this uncle be an ordinary person?
Although ordinary people can also learn quasi-saint-level exercises, just like their own father.
But no matter what this uncle's true cultivation is, I am afraid that there will not be too many people who can take the quasi-saint-level exercises.
Such an uncle, tell himself not to be proud, Yin Hong is naturally impossible to show pride.
But Yin Hong, who is modest and not proud, makes the farmer uncle even more tearless.
scolded even more secretly in his heart: Old man, is this what old man means? This is a star picker! How many disciples under the old man's disciples want to learn from the old man, but the old man has not taught. You're a mother-in-law who understands it in just a cup of tea? You should be proud, you should be fiercely proud. You are not proud, the old man seriously doubts you, are you looking down on the old man's mastery?
"By the way, uncle, let's divide it first. The one that's being roasted is half of us, I caught all six of them, let's add two to five, you three, I three, how about it? Yin Hong looked at the peasant uncle with a serious expression. This is a share of spoils, so he will not be ambiguous.
"This... Are you going to really hug them all? The peasant uncle was extremely speechless at the moment.
"Why don't you hug it? Wait for someone else to hug you? Yin Hong looked like he hated iron but not steel, "Quick, the pigs are all tied." You can take the three of them back and eat them slowly, or raise them with piglets. I'll keep one to take back to my brother to cook, and his craft, tsk, must be kept for him. ”
Yin Hong's mouth watered when he thought of Ji Meng.
The farmer uncle looked at this kid and didn't know what to say, so he could only ask casually, "Little guy, what about the other two pigs, you plan to take them home and raise pig cubs?" ”
"Oh!" Yin Hong waved his hand again and again, "I came with my master this time, and I visited my grandmother for the first time, and I happened to be in a hurry and didn't prepare any fruit baskets or anything like that. Get two ends to beat the teeth of the grandmother! ”
Poof-
"Ahem, cough, cough..."
The peasant uncle was almost choked to death by Yin Hong's sentence.
Yin Hong doesn't know, can he not know?
The owner of this little fragrant pig is his grandmother, Our Lady of Jinling.
If you send two little fragrant pigs up, wouldn't you just steal someone's, eat someone's, and then send back two of them, and ask people to thank you?
That's it...
The farmer uncle was completely speechless, and he had to send it as soon as he could.
This kid was beaten down and had nothing to do with him, but he couldn't help but find out that the Golden Spirit Holy Mother found out to him.
If you don't complain endlessly in your ear, you will have a ghost, and when the time comes, you will be afraid of making noise and killing yourself.
"Boy, eat it yourself, don't give it to your grandmother." The peasant uncle could only persuade him bitterly.
"Cut, do you understand respecting teachers? That's my grandmother, of course good things can come first to her old man. Didn't we eat some of them? Besides, it's the first time we come to Biyou Palace, we can't be rude, we must be polite and not blame many people, what is this called? This is called sophistication! You, I'm afraid you've stayed in this Biyou Palace realm for too long, and you can't keep up with the world outside. ”
Book that!
At this moment, the farmer uncle had the heart to find a piece of tofu and kill him.
As far as you kid, isn't it strange that you still talked about etiquette? Do you know what a courtesy is? You're stealing from someone else, giving it away...
If you want to talk about other gifts, forget it, maybe you can rely on it.
But this little fragrant pig is the only one in Biyou Palace.
When the time comes, if someone is caught, he will not be able to rely on it.
At this moment, the peasant uncle was very hesitant, not knowing whether to tell the truth to this kid.
Don't say it, it's really uneasy in his heart, after all, he knows very well that giving this gift is no different from sending him to death.
But the point is that one has been slaughtered now, and it is still roasted there, and it is too late to regret it.
Otherwise, with this kid's cleverness, he can really be ruthless not to eat that little fragrant pig, in exchange for this kid's way to live.
But if you tell him that this little fragrant pig was raised by your grandmother, it will be very precious.
Doesn't this scare this kid into running away overnight?
Such a good talent, a kid who can help himself complete and improve his teachings, he really can't bear to let him run away like this.
Thinking about it, he glanced at Yin Hong again, don't say it.
How do you look at this kid, at least he is also a piece of filial piety, and he can't be cold about the child's filial piety.
This made the peasant uncle in a dilemma for a while.
"Forget it, boy, let's divide this roast suckling pig first! Hey! The farmer uncle didn't have a clue for a while, so he didn't bother to think about it.
As long as you have eaten enough first, there may be a good solution.
When Yin Hong heard this, he smiled brightly, and when he pulled it, it was a fragrant pork leg.
And with such a gentle pull, the overflowing fragrance made him feel like a fairy.
This fragrance, when you smell it, you feel like you are about to be incensed to the sky.
Look at the bubbling oil and water on the skin, wrapped in the golden, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
Both of them couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
"Open the !!" One old and one young, speaking in unison.
After a stormy meal, the two of them lay on the grass pile in the cave and touched their bellies with satisfaction.
Yin Hong touched it, and couldn't help but burp there.
"Hiccup ~ incense, this taste, lips and teeth are fragrant. Even that coiled dragon tendon is far behind. Haha, cool! ”
"Yo, you kid has also eaten panlong tendons?" The peasant uncle also slapped his belly without an image, and teased Yin Hong while picking his teeth.
"I've eaten, of course I've eaten, and I was still in the Beihai area at that time! My Kunpeng uncle entertained him, and the chewiness of the dragon tendons is a must. However, compared with this little fragrant pig, it is still a big difference. ”
"That's ~ what is the dragon tendon, it's almost meaningful. If you want to say that the dragon liver is fried and the phoenix marrow, it is still on the table. It's a pity, it's not very common now. ”