Chapter 155: The Sycophant's Survival Door
After speaking, after pulling it out, Yin Hong rolled his eyes again, and said happily: "Grandma Taishi, look at this appearance, the two little fragrant pigs saved by the kid seem to be very close to you." Why don't you give it to your grandmother? ”
Yin Hong's nonsense of flowing water, and Wen Taishi, who broke it, was stunned.
After all, this kid not only described it there, but also performed it with his hands and feet, and the amazing scene of the vicious fight with the gangster.
If he didn't know about the things outside the cave in advance, Wen Taishi himself would have been believed.
Although I don't like this kid talking nonsense in my heart, I can't break it right now.
I could only look at the face of the Virgin with a humble face, and wonder what she would do.
Unexpectedly, there was no slightest wave on the face of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, and she couldn't tell what she was thinking.
A little, the eyes that looked at the little fragrant pig with low eyebrows were slightly raised, and he looked in the direction of Yin Hong without anger or anger.
He asked lightly, "Are you the son of the king of the Yin Shang Dynasty?" ”
"It's the kid, the kid is Yin Hong, the fifth-generation disciple of the Tongtian Ancestor." Yin Hong hurriedly lowered his eyebrows and arched his hand.
After the sentence was answered, I didn't see Our Lady of Jin Ling continue to follow.
Yin Hong hurriedly raised his eyes again, but saw that the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit was actually pinching her fingers and doing arithmetic.
This can scare Yin Hong, if he calculates that he has eaten a little fragrant pig, then he still has to do it?
In a hurry, Yin Hong hurriedly raised his hand to call out the seven-incense car, and introduced it with a shy smile: "Grandma Taishi, the kid came in a hurry, and he didn't prepare any greeting gifts, I don't know if you like this seven-incense car?" ”
As soon as the seven-incense car was called, the eyes of the Holy Mother of Jin Ling were immediately stunned, and they were completely deeply attracted, and even the fingers that were still thinking about it were slightly stunned.
"Seven incense cars?" Our Lady of Jin Ling looked at it several times in a daze, only to see that the whole body of the car was red and sassy, and the gold ribbon was fluttering, which was really like a match made in heaven with herself.
If you don't say it, others will think that this car is tailor-made for her Golden Spirit Mother.
After just a few glances, this look gradually became a little stupid.
With a movement of the tip of her nose, Our Lady of the Golden Spirit smelled a faint fragrance emanating from the body of the car, and this fragrance made her even more happy.
It's just that in my own generation, I'm afraid it's not good to receive this gift.
hurriedly spoke: "Little guy, how can you, the junior, give a gift to the elders, what kind of system will this become?" No, no. I can't accept you as a gift. ”
Although the Holy Mother of Jin Ling said no, that look could never deceive people.
"Grandma Taishi, do you say that this car is fragrant?"
"Incense, of course, fragrant, close to the hollow valley of the orchid faintly, but the taste is like the fragrance of flames, which makes people war-spirited, not only fragrant but also wonderful!"
"Hey, that's good." As soon as Yin Hong's voice fell, he looked at the Wen Taishi.
"Master, you say, my grandmother is beautiful?"
Being asked by Yin Hong's sudden voice, Wen Taishi was stunned on the spot, and then a flush on his face quickly floated.
Shame and anger: "Nonsense! You're not ashamed, you're not big or small, what kind of bastard are you talking about! Quickly make amends to your grandmother! ”
This kind of problem, for the old and serious Wen Taishi, has simply broken through the moral bottom line.
However, Yin Hong ignored it.
"Oh? Could it be that in the eyes of the master, the grandparents are not beautiful? Why does the apprentice grandson always feel that the grandparents of the Taishi always feel that the country is beautiful and fragrant, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a glamorous crown of immortals? Yin Hong fell, and no longer paid attention to Master Wen, but pretended to be lost, scratched his temples, and muttered to himself.
"Could it be that I'm too young and have aesthetic problems? It shouldn't be, it's clear that the grandmother is so good-looking. ”
Yin Hong muttered this, amusing the originally dignified Golden Spirit Holy Mother couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
As the saying goes, thousands of people wear it, but only sycophants don't wear it.
As long as the sycophants shoot well, no matter what kind of master you are, you have to fall off the horse and surrender in front of the sycophants.
Besides, just as I muttered like a genius pen just now, I guess there is no woman in the world who can withstand it.
Hearing laughter in his ears, Yin Hong already knew it in his heart.
His fart sacrifice to the sky is boundless, and it is not in vain.
It's just that when I looked up, I saw the two little fragrant pigs grinning at me.
The smug mood in my heart is half cold again, these two pigs are definitely time bombs.
"Stinky boy, what are you muttering, the appearance of your grandmother is also something that you can talk about as a junior, kneel down and make mistakes." Wen Taishi scolded Yin Hong again.
Only then did Yin Hong withdraw his eyes from the little fragrant pig, revealing an extremely aggrieved and unwilling appearance, and knelt down with a plop.
The Holy Mother of Jin Ling above was already amused by this Yin Hong.
Hurriedly raised his jade hand, stopping Yin Hong's opportunity to kneel down and admit his mistake.
Immediately, he glanced at Master Wen with dissatisfaction.
"Master Wen, Master Wen, as a teacher, just say you, it's too serious. You're just joking, so why take it too seriously. Do you say that being a teacher is this kind of person who can't afford to make jokes? ”
Before the words fell, Our Lady of Jin Ling asked Master Wen with great interest.
"Do you think that the master's true heart is not good?"
"Huh?" Wen Taishi was asked this question and was completely stunned again.
What's going on here, isn't this master dedicated to cultivating the Tao? Why do you care about such a mundane thing?
Wen Taishi hurriedly raised his head and glanced at the Holy Mother of Jin Ling, just this glance, Wen Taishi was so frightened that cold sweat was dripping.
With this look, although it was not an angry reprimand, he knew that if he didn't answer well, he was afraid that he would be punished.
"Beauty..."
Wen Taishi was difficult to speak, but after all, he still struggled to come up with a word.
It's just that as soon as this word collapsed, my heart was even more bitter.
I thought that I really shouldn't have brought my little apprentice here, why did I just meet him, and my always calm master was led astray?
But Yin Hong was happy right now.
There is no woman in the world who does not love beauty, he has seen the statue of Nuwa, and he knows the dress of Our Lady of Jinling in front of him.
This is clearly carefully arranged, if you really don't care about beauty and ugliness, how can it be so exquisite?
As long as you know how to dress up, you care, and as long as you care, this is the survival of sycophants.
Shoot hard according to this fate, shoot just right, no matter who you are, you will be shooting flutteringly.
"Master Wen, your apprentice is talented and intelligent, for the sake of the teacher, let him recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors in a while. As for the rest of the red tape, he was exempted. ”
Our Lady of Jin Ling looked at the Qixiang car, and then at Yin Hong, and her eyes were quite satisfied.
This made Master Wen Taishi, and he secretly pinched a cold sweat in his heart.
Master, you say that he is talented and intelligent, and he doesn't dare to refute it, but...
Wen Taishi glanced at the two little fragrant pigs with palpitations.
What should have been a big joy can only be a little bit of a head now.