Chapter 3: The Calf Is Finished (1)
At the beginning of the lanterns, the flower boats on the banks of the Qinhuai River are ready, just waiting for the students to come to the red sleeves to add fragrance.
But after waiting for a long time, no guests came to the door, and many of the Oiran leaned on the bow of the boat and looked at it.
"Xiaohong, go down and take a look, what's going on?"
Finally, Oiran, who couldn't stand the loneliness, decided to take the initiative and ordered his personal maid to get off the boat to solicit customers.
"Come and see, the student battle of the champion building, one against four!"
As soon as the maid Xiaohong walked to the shore, she heard the good deeds shouting everything that happened in the Zhuangyuan Building on the bank of the Qinhuai River.
Some unsuspecting students looked at the Oiran beside them, then looked in the direction of the champion building, gritted their teeth, and ran out of the cabin with their pants in their hands.
"You ......" finally pulled the guests to the Oiran looked at the back of the student, and for the first time found that their charm was not as good as gossip.
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In the Zhuangyuan Building, a group of students surrounded Zhu Yang and four Xie Yuan from different provinces in the center, and a decisive battle about who called who "grandpa" officially began.
"In Xieyuan Zhaojin in Xiashan Mountain, the title I came up with is a couplet, which I got by chance when I passed by Baotu Spring in Jinan. My upper link is: Baotu Spring roars eight times, four sounds on the stone, four sounds under the stone, and the sound surrounds a pool of spring water! Shandong Xie Yuan Zhao Jin said.
"In Xia Jiangxi, Xie Yuanjiang Jitong, my painting skills are a little famous in Jiangxi, so today's topic is to ask Your Excellency to paint a portrait, as long as you paint a better painting than me, then you win!" Jiangxi Xie Yuan Jiang Jitong arched his hand at Zhu Yang and said.
"Xie Yuan Sun Decai in Xiashan West, I will bring an endgame today, as long as you can solve it, you will win!" Sun Decai took out the chessboard, and the black and white chess pieces on the chessboard were intertwined and entangled with each other.
A good chess player stepped forward and shook his head after just one look, and when others asked, it was one word: It's so difficult.
Zhu Yang waited for Sun Decai to finish the endgame and stretched out his head to take a look, okay, what is special is the Zhenlong chess game, almost the protagonist has to load the pen, he has seen countless cool articles in his previous life, as long as it involves chess, it is basically a Zhenlong chess game, but he didn't expect to encounter it today.
Is he also the protagonist? Zhu Yang was a little excited, he was going to marry seven wives like Wei Xiaobao after going to North America, and he would take turns seven days a week.
Hey? Could it be that Wei Xiaobao was the same as I thought at that time? Zhu Yang felt as if he had discovered something terrible.
"Ahem......" Wu Wentao saw that Zhu Yang was distracted at this time, and hurriedly coughed.
"Uh...... You continue to ...... Continue to ......" Zhu Yang scratched his head with a dry smile, thinking of his seven wives, he couldn't stop the car.
"In Xia Zhejiang, Xie Yuan Wu Wentao, my title is to write love with the autumn wind, but there must be the word autumn wind in the poem!" Wu Wentao said.
At this point, the four of them finished the question, and the shopkeeper of the champion building lit a long incense stick and signaled the start of the competition.
Zhu Yang looked at the questions made by the four people, and sighed, it's not too difficult but it's too simple, I really don't know where these four people got their confidence.
Forget it, since you want to pretend it, let's pretend it well.
Zhu Yang first came to Wu Wentao with a pen and wrote down the poems he had thought;
If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan.
Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old hearts are changeable.
Lishan said that it was half a night away, and the tears and rain did not complain.
How is Bo Xing Jinyilang, who wishes on the same day.
This poem was written by Nalan Xingde in the Qing Dynasty, when Zhu Yang's love for Dou first opened, he only felt that this poem was written so beautifully, so he copied it and gave it to the girl he liked, but the girl was a scholar, and he could see what this poem meant at a glance, and he never paid attention to Zhu Yang again.
I didn't expect that after many years, I could still take it out and pretend to be here, I really thank Nalan, thank you to the school-bullying girl, and thank you to Wu Wentao in front of me.
However, Wu Wentao couldn't care about Zhu Yang's thanks at this time, because when Zhu Yang finished writing the first sentence "Life is only like seeing ...... for the first time", Wu Wentao was already stunned.
Wu Wentao was born in a large family in Zhejiang, and there will be a Jinshi in the family every few years, which can be described as a real heirloom of poetry and books, and as a figure that the family strives to cultivate, he has read many people's poems since enlightenment.
Wu Wentao has always thought that the Tang and Song dynasties have given all the emotions and beautiful scenery to the poems, so since the Yuan Dynasty, no one has been as heroic as Li Bai, as graceful as Liu Yong and Li Qingzhao...... Now seeing the poems written by Zhu Yang, Wu Wentao found that he was wrong, and he was so wrong.
"Lost in the next!" When Zhu Yang finished writing the last word "wish", Wu Wentao immediately bowed his head and admitted defeat without the slightest hesitation.
The surrounding students didn't see the poems written by Zhu Yang for the first time because of the distance, and they only felt that Wu Wentao admitted defeat too quickly, but when they rushed forward to see the poems on the paper that had not yet dried, everyone was silent, they were all people who knew the goods, and at this time they only felt that it was too late for Wu Wentao to admit defeat......
"Smack"
Just when everyone was immersed in the poems written by Zhu Yang, Zhu Yang had already dropped a sunspot on the chessboard, and the Zhenlong chess game was broken.
As for why he played like this, Zhu Yang didn't know at all, because Zhu Yang didn't know chess at all, he only knew that Xuzhu played like this.
When he first watched "Dragon Babu", Zhu Yang felt that Go was so handsome, so he found a few endgames on the Internet, and by the way, he also memorized a few endgame chess books.
Do you think it's like a virtual bamboo to get seventy years of internal strength? Of course not! Zhu Yang wants to have a pair of twin maids like Xuzhu, a beautiful princess, and a vulture palace that is both women.
Internal force? Whoever wants internal strength, this thing can't be eaten!
Ahem, it's far away.
After breaking the Zhenlong chess game, Zhu Yang came to Shandong Xie Yuan Zhao Jin again, he arched his hand to Zhao Jin and said: "Brother Zhao passed by Baotu Spring in Jinan and occasionally got the couplet, it happened that the day before yesterday I went to Hanshan Temple to play, it happened that the bell of Hanshan Temple rang, I listened to five sounds outside the temple, and listened to five sounds in the temple, so I also occasionally got a lower link, I think my lower link can just match Brother Zhao's upper link, my lower link is 'Hanshan bell ten rings, five rings inside the temple, five rings outside the temple, ringing a hundred miles of passenger boats'! ”
"Good!" As soon as Zhu Yang's voice fell, Zhao Jin hurriedly applauded, and the result was self-evident.
At this time, the incense was not yet halfway through, and Zhu Yang had already won three games, leaving only the last portrait.
Sun Decai is worthy of Shanxi Xie Yuan, although his portrait has been painted halfway, but the physiognomy of the characters has jumped on the paper, not to say that it is completely similar, but it has been seventy or eighty.
After Zhu Yang answered the three questions, he did not immediately go to the paper to paint, but asked Xiao Er of the Champion Building to go to the back kitchen and get a few charcoal and sharpen it into a thin stick.
If the first three things are copied, then Zhu Yang really can.
The reason why Zhu Yang can paint involves an emotional experience before Zhu Yang crosses over.
When he was in college, Zhu Yang fell in love with a senior sister of the Academy of Arts, and in order to be able to succeed in a conversation, Zhu Yang spent a year of living expenses to study sketching at the Academy of Fine Arts.
Then Zhu Yang used the name of this senior sister to paint a portrait of the senior sister.
Zhu Yang took this portrait to confess, and it was a great success, and he also got the first kiss of his senior sister.
It's a pity that not long after getting the first kiss from the senior sister, the god of crossing found Zhu Yang and threw him to Daming while Zhu Yang was asleep.
"Boom...... My life is so miserable......" Thinking of his senior sister, Zhu Yang felt sad from his heart, and he decided to use his senior sister's name to paint a portrait of his senior sister again to commemorate his dead love.
"Xu Miaojin!" Zhu Yang wrote the name of the senior sister on the paper, and then wrote it again, and wrote it again...... The names gradually spread all over the paper.
However, what Zhu Yang didn't know was that when Zhu Yang wrote the three words "Xu Miaojin", Zhu Yuanzhang and a woman in the crowd dressed as a man both showed surprised expressions.
Unlike Zhu Yuanzhang's expression of "my family is suspected that the eldest grandson will arch other people's cabbage", this woman's expression was a little angry and a little ashamed.
"Miss, that Zhu Yang wrote your name!" The maid Xiaochan beside the woman said quietly.
"Shut up, don't talk to no one when you're dumb!" Xu Miaojin hurriedly covered Xiaochan's mouth, she looked left and right, and found that the surroundings were watching Zhu Yang painting intently, and they didn't notice the conversation between their master and servant at all.
Xu Miaojin, as the third daughter of Xu Da, the founder of Zhongshan in the Ming Dynasty, has read poetry and books since she was a child, and is also proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so when she heard that there was a competition in the champion building, she immediately brought a maid girl dressed as a man to see the excitement.
It's just that I didn't expect to look at it, and I actually had my own business.
"Dengzi, you wait for me, when no one is around, I have to kill you!" Xu Miaojin glared at Zhu Yang, and she already hated Zhu Yang in her heart.
As the names continue to increase, a beautiful face jumps onto the page.
"Bell"
With the sound of a gong, the incense has been lit.
Zhu Yang and Jiang Jitong put down their pens at the same time.
Jiang Jitong also painted a portrait of a woman, but the beauty of the woman painted by Jiang Jitong is slightly inferior to that of Zhu Yang's after all, not to mention that Zhu Yang's painting is composed of names.
"Throw in the towel!" Jiang Jitong did not entangle, and simply admitted defeat.
"Take!" Zhu Yang arched his hand at Jiang Jitong.
"Brother Zhu, who is this Xu Miaojin, could it be your lover?" Someone with good deeds looked at Zhu Yang's painting and stepped forward to ask.
"That's right!" Zhu Yang learned the tone of Stephen Chow in Journey to the West, and said affectionately, "There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it. If God gave me another chance, I would definitely say three words "I love you" to that girl. If I had to put a deadline on that commitment, I would say '10,000 years.'"
"That life is only about her when you first see her!" The do-gooder continued.
"That's right!" Zhu Yang nodded, indeed, if it weren't for the god of crossing and throwing him to the Ming Dynasty, he and his senior sister probably even had children.
Zhu Yang asked and answered questions with good deeds, and his feelings were sincere and there was no fraud.
But what Zhu Yang didn't expect was that there was also a woman named Xu Miaojin in this time and space, and this woman's appearance was exactly the same as the painting he painted.
"Miss, he said he has a sincere relationship with you!" Xiaochan gently poked Xu Miaojin's thin waist with her hand, and said softly, "As your personal maid, why don't I know this Zhu Yang, let alone know that you have a relationship with Zhu Yang...... And listening to him, it seems that you have been abandoned by him......"
"Don't you ...... while I'm away" Xiaochan looked at her own young lady angrily, feeling that she was no longer her own young lady's cutie.
"Shut up!" Xu Miaojin just wanted to cry at this time, his girlfriend name was used to paint, and his name was framed.
"Let's go, go home and find the eldest brother, the second brother, and the fourth brother!" Xu Miaojin pulled Xiaochan and walked to the Wei State Mansion, she wanted her brothers to kill this Zhu Yang.
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"Since the four of you admit defeat, does that mean I won?" Zhu Yang said.
"Yes!" Although he didn't want to admit it, Wu Wentao still stood up and generously admitted, "But if you have something to say in advance, you also have to ask four questions, if we answer correctly, then we don't need to call you...... Cough...... Grandfather! ”
When Zhu Yang proposed the conditions at that time, Wu Wentao and the others didn't care at all, but they have become their lifesaver until now.
"Then I'm out of the question!" Zhu Yang glanced at Wu Wentao, to be honest, he had a good sense of Wu Wentao, but if he wanted to let him go, it wouldn't be enough.
"I'll only ask you four whys, and as long as you can answer them, I'm not to blame!" Zhu Yang said.
"First: everyone knows that 1+1 is equal to 2, but some people know why 1+1 should be equal to 2, why not equal to three, not equal to four?;
Brother Zhao passed by Baotu Spring, and the second question was about the nemesis of water, why did the Kong Ming lantern fly into the sky, and I hollowed out the stone to burn the fire below, why didn't the stone fly up like the Kong Ming lantern?
The third question: Why do people look similar to their parents, but not like others, for example, you look different from the king next door to you, unless the king next door is your father!
Question 4: Why do we die when we stay underwater for a long time, but fish don't? ”
"That's my four questions!" Zhu Yang said.
"This ......" Wu Wentao and the others listened to Zhu Yang's question, their heads were a little confused, these are common things in life, but it is the first time that someone has asked why with them as a question.
"Are you deliberately trying to make things difficult for us?" Yuan Cheng said in the crowd, "There is no answer at all!" ”
That's right, I just deliberately made things difficult for you, Zhu Yang said secretly, but his mouth was righteous and awe-inspiring: "Don't talk nonsense, just because you don't know doesn't mean that others don't know!" I think that if our ancestors hadn't explored why the meat of the burned animals was more fragrant, then we might be eating raw meat and chewing tender grass like animals now! So there must be answers to these four questions! ”
"Okay, I'm done with my question, I don't expect you to answer it today, I'll give you a while, just don't make me wait too long!" Zhu Yang smiled at the many students, "Good night, gentlemen!" ”
Zhu Yang turned and left, leaving behind a group of students who pondered why.