A few families are happy and a few are sad, and Cauchy will definitely have someone happy when he is depressed...... Well, that's the bitch bitch's dualistic theory of comedy tragedy.

Like, a dead fat man.

In the depths of the White Python Mountain, no one knows where it is, at least, our Ah Fu definitely doesn't know.

He walked in the mountains for a day and a night, without eating or drinking, and his thick waist circumference had changed from four feet eight to four feet seven five, and he lost a whole circle...... Of course, the folds on his fat and greasy belly hadn't lost much, and it was enough to tuck down two resurrection stones.

"Daddy, daddy...... You are the wind, I am the sand, and the wind in the northwest I eat the ......"

Squatting under a large tree, Ah Fu was pooping freely, and at the same time, he grew his mouth and nostrils, and gulped down the northwest wind. In this ancestral tomb of the Wang family, which is full of mutated animals and plants, a rabbit can trample a big tiger to death with one foot, and a drop of rain may hide poison, and he can only use the northwest wind to satisfy his hunger...... "God, give me a fat sheep!"

Pulling to the happy place, Ah Fu raised his hands to the sky and shouted, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Ah Fu doesn't want to drink the northwest wind anymore...... In recent years, the northwest wind has drunk too much and diarrhea......"

"Shi ...... Shi ......"

A weak voice suddenly sounded in his ears, and Ah Fu turned his head and scolded without thinking, "Nonsense, who did the diarrhea?"

"Donor ......"

A bald head emerged from behind the tree, a young monk covered in blood, who struggled to climb to Ah Fu's side, no matter what was under Ah Fu's body, and pleaded bitterly, "Donor...... The poor monk is a monk of the Great Bodhi Temple...... No, please donor...... Putting this thing, this thing...... Send it to ...... Master of Bitterness in the Poisonous Bone Cave!"

As he spoke, he trembled and lifted a pale golden stone and handed it to Ah Fu.

"Amitabha...... Please tell Master Xuanku...... Disciple Huineng, Huineng found a piece of ...... A resurrection stone, but it was attacked by a mutant demon beast and couldn't ...... Worship my Buddha!"

"Hey, hey!" Ah Fu was surprised and forgot to lift his pants, patted the monk's face, and found that a large piece of flesh had been bitten off by some kind of mutant demon beast on his neck, and he had already died of anger after saying these few words.

"Dead? haha!"

Ah Fu laughed gloatingly, snatched the pale golden stone, stuffed it into the folds of his big belly, and then he looked ahead with bright eyes, what hunger, thirst, fatigue, fear, complaining, all left behind!

A resurrection stone can be scavenged out of...... The third piece!

Haha, young master, you wait, Ah Fu is one step closer to those beautiful female soldiers!

...... Tianjimen rudder.

Compared with Ah Fu's high spirits, the corners of Ah Luo's mouth pursed a wry smile.

Cauchy appeared, he did have the ability to save Shen Kun, but first Shen Kun killed Gan Longtu and died of Huang Xing, and then there was a sword of Aluo Tian to kill dozens of Tianji disciples, so is Cauchy still willing to save people?

"It turned out to be the Kemen Master!" Ah Luo asked stubbornly, "Shen Kun has been poisoned by a thousand machines, and he asked the Kemen Master to ......"

"You still want the door master to save people?"

The surviving black-robed elders sneered and scolded angrily: "Sect Master, this demon girl has killed dozens of our disciples, please ask the Sect Master to avenge the disciples!"

"Demon girl, kill dozens of us, and have the face to ask our master to save people, is your face a city wall?"

"Door master, don't work for you, this demon girl has run out of oil, I'll avenge my junior brothers!"

"Aren't you embarrassed enough!?"

Cauchy suddenly shouted violently and scolded: "How many times have I told you, the way of heaven is clear, nothing more than the three words 'benevolence', 'righteousness' and 'goodness', as long as you abide by these three words, even if there is a curse, God will give us feng shui masters a way to live, but what about you? Do you think I don't know? Gan Longtu's death is because he bullied the weak with people's money, the defeat of Huang Xing, and it was his collusion to covet the ancestral graves of other families...... There is a way for them to take death, and the heavens will not tolerate it, and what face do they have to say revenge!"

The black-robed elders bowed their heads in scolding.

And Ah Luo's white eyes lit up, and he said gratefully: "The Kemen master understands the matter, Ah Luo is grateful, and asks the door master to save Shen Kun!"

"Alas......" Cauchy sighed again, "Miss Aluo, today's matter is written off, Tianjimen will never seek revenge on you, but the matter of saving Shen Kun is ...... Don't mention it again!"

"Isn't Kemen going to save him when he sees death?" said Aluo.

"It's not that I can't save it, it's that I can't save it!" Cauchy pointed to the corpse on the ground, his attitude was very sincere, and what he said was also very reasonable.

"Miss A Luo, although most of the grievances between Tianjimen and you are Tianjimen's own fault, but today, after all, you have killed dozens of lives in my gate, if I save Shen Kun, what kind of face leader Tianjimen will have?...... Everyone has selfish intentions, and I, Cauchy, am no exception, no matter how reasonable I am and how good I am about morality, I will not rescue an enemy who is stained with the blood of my disciples!"

"This is one of them!" Cauchy continued: "Second, to be honest, I went out in a hurry just now, because I had an accident at the ancestral tomb of Tianjimen, and I rushed to the ancestral grave...... Alas, I don't want to say much about the tragic situation of the ancestral tomb, so I can only tell the young lady truthfully that I have consumed too much spiritual energy in order to find out who destroyed my ancestral tomb...... Up to now, not only have I not figured out who destroyed my family's ancestral tomb, but I have even run out of oil myself! With my current strength, it will take at least three days of cultivation to heal Shen Kun, but ...... Has Shen Kun waited so long?"

sighed: "Third, if you want to rescue Shen Kun, you must use the 'Reverse Heaven to Change Your Life'** to forcibly extend Shen Kun's Yang Shou, but once this secret method is used, I, a feng shui master, will be punished by God! Cauchy can't afford to be punished again......"

"Lord Kemen really refuses to save people?" Ah Luo didn't seem to hear this tirade, maybe she heard it, and she could only pretend not to hear it, otherwise Shen Kun would be a dead end.

"I really can't do anything about it......"

Cauchy glanced at Shen Kun, who was getting more and more on the verge of death, as well as Ah Luo's white hair and white eyes, and couldn't help but soften his tone, "But God has the virtue of a good life, if these elders are willing to join forces to cast spells......"

"A few elders!" Before he could finish speaking, Ah Luo hurriedly rushed to a few black robes to know: "As long as you are willing to save Shen Kun, I am willing to pay any price!"

"Hey, hey!"

The elders suddenly sneered, it's really feng shui in turn, you demon girl also have a time to ask us!?

The elders refused to say more, one turned away, one looked up at the moon, and another sneered slightly, and the most indifferent one took off his black robe, revealing a sword wound on his shoulder, which means: See, this is the scar you just left on me, and you still want to beg me to save people?

Seeing the cynicism of the elders, Cauchy shook his head helplessly and walked into the room.

He was still able to reason when dozens of disciples were killed, and he didn't allow his disciples to take revenge, he had already done his best to be benevolent and righteous, and Ah Luo thought that he couldn't ask him to do more, so he had to carry Shen Kun behind his back to several black-robed prophets.

"A few elders...... A Luo gritted his teeth, put Shen Kun among several elders, and suddenly said, "How many corpses are there here?"

"You still have the face to ask?"

"I ask you!, how many corpses are there!?"

Ah Luo roared angrily, there was boundless power, and the black-robed elder was stunned, and said sadly: "Thirty-one, you killed thirty-one of us, Lao Tzu remembers it clearly!"

"Thirty-one...... Counting Gan Longtu and Huang Xing, a total of thirty-three ......"

Aro smiled, and suddenly kicked the dagger on the ground with his toes, grabbed the handle of the dagger with his backhand, and stabbed himself in the shoulder fiercely.

Poof~~~~ A bloody light sprayed, and the black-robed prophets were dumbfounded.

"I owe you thirty-three lives, and one life is not enough to pay back, so I will pay back a few more lives......"

Ah Luo pulled out the dagger and stabbed it into his arm again, and it was a bloody light again, "Isn't there a secret method in your Tianji Gate, called 'Reincarnation Brand'? As long as your secret method is blessed on the wounds of the deceased, no matter how many times you die or how many lifetimes you reincarnate, the damage on your body will not disappear...... Thirty-three lives, I will pay you back thirty-three wounds, with your blessing of the reincarnation brand, I will not be able to live thirty-three lives in this life, and I will pay you thirty-three lives!"

The reincarnation damage of the thirty-third!

The black-robed prophet's expression became excited!

It is said that killing people is not enough, but for feng shui masters, the most vicious way to take revenge is not to kill the enemy, but to add a reincarnation brand to the enemy - if this brand is added to the head of the deceased, then even if the deceased is reincarnated as another person, he will have every headache and eventually die of a split head!

If this brand is placed on the arm, the deceased is destined to be a cripple in the next life, and one hand will never be moved!

Thirty-three wounds, thirty-three lifetimes...... The pain in this is enough for a man to be the living dead in the thirty-third life, suffer so much that his soul is unbearable and perish forever.

"Are you really willing to let us use the Thirty-Three Reincarnation Brand?"

"I'm standing right here!"

"Okay!" the black-robed prophets cried, "Gan Longtu, Uncle Huang, and the dead disciples, your unjust souls are watching, I am waiting to avenge you!"

"Wait!" Ah Luo said coldly, "What if your family refuses to save Shen Kun after eating the brand?"

"You can let the Kemen Master be the guarantor!" the black-robed prophets didn't even think about it, "Sect Master, you have heard it, as long as this demon girl enters the reincarnation of the thirty-third immortal, we will not hesitate to rescue Shen Kun." ”

"Alas......"

Cauchy sighed deeply, he wanted to say something, but thinking about the corpses of the disciples of the Heavenly Machine Sect on the ground, he finally turned into a sigh and said lightly: "Miss Ah Luo, I swear by the honor of the ancestors of the Heavenly Machine Sect that these elders will never break their promise...... I have a Heavenly Machine Pill here, give it to Shen Kun to eat, let him sober up for a while first, what are the parting words...... Say it as soon as possible!"

(To be continued)