Chapter 6: My name is Wang Dagui, and I speak for myself
Next to the old tree, the voices of several old god sticks sounded, how many of these words were sincere, or false, maybe only Ye Feng knew.
"Thank you seniors for your concern, there is an old saying that those who wish take the bait, just wait with peace of mind." Ye Feng said without quitting or dry. Then continue to lay out your own sheet sign.
A few old gods next to Ye Feng's stall looked at Ye Feng speechlessly, this kid is young and won't be crazy when he reads the Taoist scriptures! Then he ran out of the psychiatric hospital.
"That Ye boy, you can wait for your bait with peace of mind! Blind man, I'm busy first. After the blind man of the iron and silver hook finished speaking, he took a pose, sitting on the stall and fanning himself as if I was a master, quite like Zhuge Liang singing the empty city plan.
The rest of the people also began to package themselves, and after a while, a group of worldly masters who were not short of money began to work, looking at Ye Feng speechless, you guys came out to walk with the signboards of famous families, aren't you afraid of being caught by the main master?
In front of the gate of Baohua Temple next to Temple Street, a low-key black Bentley Mulsanne quietly appeared, and the master wearing white gloves skillfully opened the car door, stretched out his hand to cover the top of the car door, and whispered: "Boss, Baohua Temple has arrived." ”
"Well, let's go in and have a look!" A magnetic voice sounded from the car door, and a burly middle-aged man with sunglasses stepped out of the car, accompanied by the driver, and walked towards Baohua Temple.
As time passed, the middle-aged man walked out of Baohua Temple with a disappointed face and sighed: "Hey! ”
The driver saw his boss's worried look, and whispered to the middle-aged man: "Boss, don't be discouraged, as the saying goes, the master is hidden and the folk, behind Baohua Temple is the most famous temple street in Pengcheng, maybe we can meet strange people, should we go shopping?" ”
The middle-aged man frowned and thought for a while, and finally nodded in agreement, since he has come, let's go shopping, and it should be a distraction! Now he doesn't want to say a word.
The man's name is Wang Dagui, a very cheesy name, living in Pengcheng since childhood, the ancestor is a fisherman, with the rapid development of the times, the people's conditions are getting better and better, Wang Dagui seized the take-off at a glance, quit his job, and quickly seized the seafood market in Pengcheng by relying on a few fishing boats at home, and made a family business that is not thin, it is no exaggeration to say that seventy percent of the seafood in Pengcheng is supplied by Wang Dagui's business, and it may be too fast to make money.
Just some time ago, Wang Dagui caused a big disaster for himself, a drinking party, Wang Dagui drank in a daze and was ready to go to the toilet to put water, and suddenly saw a tall woman walking in the men's toilet, Wang Dagui immediately followed, his heart was full of endless fragrant fantasies.
Then Wang Dagui saw the woman, and the guy he took out was bigger than his, and immediately blocked his throat in one breath, and his own blood was actually sent to a ladyboy, Wang Dagui immediately couldn't help but scold: "It turned out to be a shemale, phew!" Angry, I really don't know how your parents gave birth to such a guy like you, who is neither male nor female. ”
And the tall woman smiled charmingly at Wang Dagui: "Brother, you will fall in love with being a woman in the future!" After speaking, he patted Wang Dagui on the shoulder and turned to leave.
Since that day, Wang Dagui's body and heart, began to undergo earth-shaking changes, at first he liked colorful clothes, and then became obsessed with makeup, and finally developed into a women's underwear store on the side of the road, Wang Dagui wanted to go in and buy himself two sets of clothes, the most terrible thing is that Wang Dagui doesn't like women now, seeing the little brother with clear eyebrows, Wang Dagui wanted to go up to ask for contact information, and his voice began to change like a woman, fortunately, the driver was an uncle over fifty years old, so he was saved from Wang Dagui's poisonous hands, And as Wang Dagui's confidant, the driver knows the changes before and after Wang Dagui.
This phenomenon makes Wang Dagui extremely frightened in his heart, he is worth a lot of money, how can he become a woman, he has seen all the hospitals in Pengcheng, and he has come to the conclusion that they are all mental illnesses, he is tired of being a man, and he wants to be a woman, this result makes Wang Dagui scold the quack, he has more than a dozen outer rooms, I Wang Dagui is so brain-dead, I can't think of being a woman!
Wang Dagui, who lived in the coastal area, more or less believed that there were capable people in the world, and because of his bad mouth, he offended the ladyboy who may be a legendary kind of capable person, this is not Wang Dagui began to make preparations with two hands, the first hand is to find the ladyboy that night, apologize to his face, pray for forgiveness, and then send a sum of money, begging to let go.
The second hand is to find the legendary capable people to help him. This is not Wang Dagui embarked on the road to find strange people and strange things, this Baohua Temple is Wang Dagui's most hopeful station, as a result of donating a large amount of sesame oil money, the abbot threw Wang Dagui a book of Prajna Heart Sutra, and said: "Everything has a way, such as a dream bubble, such as dew and electricity." "I sent Wang Dagui away, and Wang Dagui wanted to die at that time.
Wang Dagui, who was full of worries, accompanied by the driver, walked into the temple street and walked around, expecting to meet the legendary talents.
After all, in order to show his manhood outside, Wang Dagui used the large Rolex gold watch in his hand and the big gold chain around his neck to cover his inner woman's heart, plus a brand-name dress and that bitter face, it is difficult to know whether Wang Dagui is a fat sheep.
It's just that I don't want to be a bird, after all, I can't figure out where Wang Dagui came from, if I mess it up, the consequences will be unimaginable, after all, Wang Dagui, who is five big and three thick, and Wang Dagui, who is not bad at money, is not a master to mess with.
When Wang Dagui passed by the stall of the blind man.
"Ahem" A cough sounded, and the blind man wearing sunglasses began to perform, and the peers on the street all looked over, ready to see how the blind man fooled the other party, and they all held the mind that the blind man failed to fool him, set out some situations, and took over the plate by himself.
The blind man said to himself, "Dark clouds cover the top! You can feel it from such a distance, woe to it! There were three points of eagerness and seven points of panic in his tone.
Ye Feng looked at the blind man speechlessly, can't you change your opening statement? There are not ten people who are fooled by your words every day, but there are eight out of ten, and you can't change your routine!
As soon as Wang Blind said this, he was immediately heard by Wang Dagui, who was full of thoughts, and had a preconceived idea that the other party was talking about the disaster, could it be that I Wang Dagui, who came to Wang Blind's booth with the driver, and looked at the Wang Blind Man with a floating temperament, a pearl in his hand, and a domineering signboard. "Iron painting silver hook, 50 years up, 50 years down." Wang Dagui thought to himself, did he meet a master today? Signaling to his driver, trying the other party is skill, Wang Dagui knew that he was not suitable for speaking, otherwise as soon as he opened his mouth, the voice of a male duck eunuch would be gone.