Chapter 139: Goblins
Li Xie looked at Xiao An with wide eyes, who doesn't know that both of them are married, the question is, only if the two daughters are not harmed,
This is the concern of innocent little virgins,
"If they both marry, what if they don't like each other, what if they are jealous, what if they are hurt. Li Xie threw a series of questions like cannonballs,
Xiao An pouted: "Why is your friend so mediocre, since everyone likes each other, why do you care so much, why don't you marry two wives, I also ask my brother to marry a few more sisters-in-law." ”
This ...... "Xiao An, why are your minds more open than mine, in the end are you from the earth, or am I from the earth,
"What is this? ”
"Oh...... I mean, this ......" Li Xie reasoned out: "Then have you ever thought about the woman's feelings, think about it, if it were you, would you be willing to marry a man with another woman." ”
Xiao An tilted his head: "It depends on who you marry." ”
"Like me. ”
"Ha, you stinky and beautiful, who wants to marry you. ”
"This ...... For example...... "Girl, we are now an analogy, not flirting and selling cakes,
"Okay, for example......" Xiao An smiled mischievously: "If you marry a duke and lord like Brother Evil, and you don't have the arrogance and bad roots of the nobility, you are kind and good-hearted, Xiao An doesn't mind being with others, for example." ”
Ooh
It turns out that I have so many advantages,
It's miserable, I'm embarrassed, it's clear to praise us,
"Evil brother, why are you laughing like this, Xiao An is just an analogy, anyway, don't think about it, I won't marry you. ”
Li Xie raised his eyebrows, and the woman said no, usually just want, this is Kano teaching,
Hey...... It seems that we are brainless, the Continent of the Gods implements the polygamy system, and their concept must be easy to accept this, no, it should be said that they have grown up under this concept, and they don't care whether they accept it or not, but take it for granted,
It's all damn costume dramas that cause trouble, all bullshit is monogamous, all princes and princes are infatuated and single-minded, and no woman can accept polygamy, so how can their dynasty practice polygamy, how can it be said that men have three wives and four concubines,
Li Xie slandered, and he didn't care, anyway, he wasn't on the earth, and the most important thing was that the problem between Xiao An and Avril Lavigne seemed to have a point that could be easily solved.
For this reason, Li Xie was in a good mood, and said with a smile: "Come, let's continue to practice the pen." ”
"Ah, your friend's troubles, don't continue to discuss them. ”
"My friend is gone. ”
"How do you know. ”
"Hey...... Secret. ”
May 5, 2013 in the new calendar of the gods, Lixia,
Spring is gone, summer is coming,
The summer in Chrysanthemum City is unbearably hot, even in early summer, like a fire,
The temperature rises, the clothes drop sharply, up to the nobles, down to the commoners, are short-sleeved shorts and short skirts, everything is short, everything is thin, for a time, the scenery of Chrysanthemum City is infinitely beautiful,
If this beauty is seen from a horse, it is really called the good of the waves,
Li Xie rode a horse and walked the streets alone, enjoying the worship and praise of the people, while his eyes kept squinting downward, appreciating the landforms of different deep ravines.
Life is like this, do you need more,
However, Li Xie is also very concerned, the good family on the street wears short sleeves and thin clothes, and his Xiao An is the same, for this Li Xie is very entangled, he can't let the woman who is set all day long let others see it, he can only reveal intentionally or unintentionally that he likes dark clothes, and let Xiao An wear a little darker, at least it's not very obvious,
This made Li Xie want to invent an underwear cover, so as not to have a spring in the future for the women around him.
"Your Excellency. Kano galloped over on a fast horse, Li Xie often rode around the streets these days, although he didn't bring a servant, but he was also very easy to find him: "My lord, urgent." ”
Urgent
Li Xie's eyes narrowed, Kano's so-called urgency, Li Xie could immediately think of coming from Yanjing,
In the past few days, they have been communicating with Mercedes VII, explaining to each other the preparations, and determining the time to attack the Cheetah Legion.
Li Xie turned his horse's head: "Go and inform Jack." ”
Castle Lord's Mansion Chamber,
Li Xie sat on the main seat, took the letter and looked at it carefully, and then handed it to Fan Di, Jack and others,
"Your Majesty's meaning ......" Li Xie said: "The Duke of Rhine in Rose City has already made preparations, and the Yanjing side is still laxing the Marquis of Pan Sen and the Right Minister, not letting them escape, and the specific attack time will wait for Your Majesty's next letter." ”
Fan Di finally read the letter, then burned the letter, and continued: "My lord, Your Majesty's letter mentions the youngest son of the right minister, this person was seen by the lower officials five years ago, this person is extremely talented, five years ago at the age of thirty years to achieve the ninth order Sword Saint, now I don't know how strong the strength is, but he is not in Yanjing, the grass needs to be eradicated, my lord, I have to ask Your Majesty to find this person, and use the excuse to let him return to Yanjing." ”
Li Xie nodded: "Thinking that Your Majesty didn't attack immediately, he was also worried about this person, I also replied to a letter, asking Your Majesty to pay more attention, as for attacking the Cheetah Army, the time has been greatly advanced, so there is no need to worry, now, how is our preparation here." ”
Jack replied, "My lord, the evil army is completely ready, but the lower officials have not yet been able to find a way for us to effectively approach the Cheetah Army camp in Sunflower City for a surprise attack. ”
"Then attack head-on. Li Xie sneered: "The evil army is only responsible for harvesting, and I have another trump card for killing the 100,000 Cheetah Legion." ”
"Frontal offense. Jack said calmly: "My lord, it is not suitable for the evil army to confront the 100,000 cheetah army head-on at present, can you reveal the trump card, so that the lower officials can be prepared." ”
Li Xie smiled mysteriously: "You will know then, these days, you will prepare for the frontal charge and pursuit of the evil army." ”
Seeing that Li Xie was full of confidence, Jack didn't say anything more, and nodded yes,
"Alright. Li Xie said helplessly: "I thought that Your Majesty would attack immediately, but I didn't expect to wait a little longer, so let's stop here today, what should we do." ”
"Your Excellency. Van Di Serre said: "The next person has reported that the goblin you are looking for has been found for you, and it is currently locked up in the military camp in the west of the city." ”
"Off. Li Xie frowned: "Didn't I say that I would invite them over." ”
Fandi Serre said helplessly: "My lord, the goblins are cunning and dishonest, please invite them, they will not come, they can only be arrested, and they can only be closed." ”
"Okay, let's go over and see. ”
In the west of Chrysanthemum City, in the barracks,
"You bastards, the goddess of wisdom curses you, the goddess of life forsakes you, the god of the earth, oh, you believe in the god of the earth, and the god of the earth spits on you. ”
Li Xie had not yet entered the place where the goblins were imprisoned, and he could already hear this vicious abuse,
This is certainly not the words that the Tudors can scold, it can only be the goblin,
"My lord, the goblins are despicable and lowly, you can't see them in person, you can do whatever you need them to do, just threaten, they are timid and fickle, they are vicious in their words, but they have no backbone, as long as they threaten, they will do anything. ”
"Okay, you've said it a few times along the way, it's just that you've seen goblins, and if they like to scold, let them scold well, I haven't seen goblins yet, at least take a look. ”
The scolding continued, and it was not until Li Xie walked into the camp where the goblins were imprisoned that the scolding stopped, as if the cunning goblins already knew that the real big man was coming,
In the tent lay a wooden cage in which the beast was kept, and a goblin was locked up and curled aside.
Rao is Li Xie has seen many strange-looking peers, but when he saw the goblin, Li Xie couldn't help but frown at the goblin's strange and terrifying appearance,
The goblin had a head three times the size of a human being, but no hair, a pink and wrinkled scalp, fist-sized eyes on its face, slightly convex eyeballs, black pupils constricted into ovals, collapsed nostrils, a mouth full of sharp thin teeth, pointed and slender ears, and a tuft of yellow hair on top,
The goblin's body is similar to that of a human, but it is much shorter, only about a meter, and the hands that seem to be only bones have slender fingers, but there are only three, connected with black hook-like claws, and the feet are also thin to bone, the soles of the feet are large, the toes are also very long, and they also have hook-like claws,
Li Xie thinks that this is simply a ghost version of ET, or a monster evolved from a mole with big-headed disease.
"How can there be only one. "Li Xie's original meaning was to invite some goblins to come over, not just one, only one goblin, how do you know that this goblin knows how to invent things,
Fandy Searle smiled bitterly: "My lord, the goblins live in caves, and they are becoming more and more cunning, and the soldiers we sent have no experience, so it is good to be able to catch one, but if the adults want to be more refined, they can send more people, and this time they should be able to catch more." ”
"Well, let's take a look. ”
"Hehe......" The goblin saw Li Xie and was silent for a while, then laughed: "This must be a big man, hehe...... Your servant, Shosta is willing to serve you, as long as the remuneration is sufficient, Shosta is willing to do anything for you, hehe......"
It's quite good at observing words and feelings,
"Let him out. Li Xie smiled: "Dear Mr. Shosta, I originally wanted to invite you over, I don't want the soldiers to misunderstand the meaning, please forgive me for the offense." ”
In Li Xie's view, the goblin is a great inventor and worthy of respect, so Li Xie spoke very politely,
Shosta got out of the cage, and after hearing Li Xie's words, his humble smile suddenly became arrogant and angry: "What, have you invited guests like this, do you know how rude your soldiers are, you must also be a rude person, you should compensate Uncle Ben for his losses, you are responsible." ”
Ooh
Attitude changes so fast,
This isn't an extra, he's a professional, right?
Li Xie was a little stunned,
Fandy Serre walked over, without saying a word, kicked Shosta in the stomach, kicked him into the wooden frame of the camp tent, and then said to Li Xie: "My lord, you really don't have to be so polite to the goblins, you don't know the spleen surname of the goblins, they are simply unreasonable, you give him a little color, he can open a dye shop immediately, you give him a little sunshine, he will immediately be more brilliant than the sunflower, in short, they are too cheap to describe." ”
As if to confirm Van Di Serre's words, the goblin was kicked, but he didn't care about the pain in his body, and hurriedly crawled to Li Xie on the ground, and a humble smile appeared on his face again: "Uncle, you are the greatest uncle that the little one has ever seen, if you don't dislike it, let the little one serve you, as long as the remuneration is enough, the little one is willing to do anything for you." ”
Belch......
This guy ...... I can change a little,
Seeing that Shosta was going to kiss the instep of his foot, Li Xie hurriedly shrank his foot, and then looked at Shosta with blazing eyes: "Do you understand invention and creation?" ”