The righteous monk looked at Chunyangzi's thin figure like a hemp pole, and you were embarrassed to say to me that you were going to work hard! You're going to die.

"What are you doing? Go! It takes time for me to perform the magic spell, and I can't let out this breath in my mouth! Chunyangzi scolded at the stunned Zhengxin monk, and when he was excited, the spitting stars were sprayed on the glowing head of the Zhengxin monk.

"Okay, Brother Chunyang, I believe you once, I will buy you a lost time, you can use some magic quickly!" The righteous monk wiped the foaming stars on his head. He took off the golden rosary hanging from his neck and rushed out.

Halfway through, the righteous monk shouted loudly: "Amitabha, the evil obstacle is hurting, look at the old man who accepted you today!" After finishing speaking, he immediately took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, then threw out the rosary in his hand, raised his hands above his head, and roared loudly: "Buddha light covers the top, subduing demons and eliminating demons!" ”

With the loud roar of the righteous heart monk, the golden rosary that was thrown into the air emitted a burst of intense golden light, showing a golden pillar of light towards Mao Zhuang and his peers.

"Ah, my eyes!"

"That bastard throwing glitter!"

"Ah, I'm blind, I'm blind."

"That bastard shot indiscriminately, I was shot, call an ambulance for me!"

“........”

The people who were casting spells couldn't open their eyes because of this sudden golden light, and they scolded one after another.

After hearing the scolding of his colleagues, his face was not red, he was not panting, and scolded back like a nobody: "You know a fart, my Buddha light covers the top, gathering the true qi of the sun between heaven and earth, Mao Stiff was so photographed by me, not to mention serious injury, a minor injury with blindness in the eyes can't run, and he is still stunned What are you doing, those who have sunglasses are wearing them, and kill him while he is blind!" ”

"Grass!" Seeing the righteous monk with sunglasses, everyone's mentality almost collapsed, you don't know the precautions for your moves before you step on the horse and cast spells, now where do we go to find sunglasses to wear, everyone squinted their eyes, or closed their eyes, and greeted Mao Zhuang with their feelings!

Mao Zhuang, who can already see clearly, is also dangling by this sudden golden light and can't open his eyes! Under the conditioned reflex, he clamped his chrysanthemum, and Jinbao, who had been thrown unconscious by Mao Zhuang, was awakened by a sharp pain that pierced his heart. With a black charcoal face, he let out a "squeak" scream.

After hearing Jinbao's screams, the people who followed their own senses with their eyes closed were excited and mistook it for Mao Zhuang's screams. The offensive became more violent, Liu Zhiping shook the bell in his hand vigorously, and roared happily in his mouth. "Everyone, work hard, Mao Stiff was screamed by us."

"Yes, I heard it too, it turns out that the screams of zombies are like this!" Liu Muqing, who was carrying a troll and squinting his eyes and shooting indiscriminately, also said.

With Liu Zhiping and Liu Muqing's father and son taking the lead in taking the crooked road, the rest of the people were even more energetic, shouting that they wanted to kill Mao Zhuang and the like.

The righteous monk wearing sunglasses looked at the situation of Mao Zhuang clearly, and sprayed at this group of happy Taoist friends: "You fools, there is nothing wrong with Mao Zhuang, the screams are not made by Mao Zhuang at all, who of you has ever seen zombies squeak rats." While he's blind, get it up! ”

Because the righteous monk is facing Mao Zhuang, he can only see what the situation in front of Mao Stiff is, as for the Jinbao behind Mao Zhuang's buttocks, it is completely out of the sight of the righteous monk.

When everyone heard the words of the righteous monk, the hearts that had just been put down were suspended again! The offensive in his hand became more violent. The trolls squirted louder, the line slipped more slippery, the hoes danced faster, and the water guns squeezed the water farther away........

Seeing that the righteous monks were confused, and the plan that was secretly poked in his heart, he might as well run away! There is such a group of people, sooner or later they will be played to death by this group of people! The three poisonous dragons of the poor monk have not yet been subdued, and they still have to keep their useful bodies to purify the world. The more I thought about it, the more I felt that running away was the best choice now, and I immediately turned around and prepared to tell my eldest brother Junyoko that there were too many pig teammates, and I couldn't take it with me, so I was ready to run away.

As soon as the Zhengxin monk turned his head, he saw that Chunyangzi, who had taken off his upper body robe and leaked a few ribs, was squinting his eyes and chanting a mantra; "Brahma please Gaolis, the divine power is like the sea into my body......" The left leg as thin as a hemp rod touched the ground vigorously, just like pumping up a balloon!

"Damn, big brother, what kind of madness is this! Isn't it to ask for incense on the altar? What kind of trick is this, it seems that I have been fooled, dead friends, not poor Dao, I'd better slip away first! "The righteous heart monk who has a little knowledge, when he saw Chunyangzi's unknown source of asking for magic magic, he immediately thought that he had been fooled, and immediately prepared to take away his Buddha light cover and run away.

With his eyes closed and trembling like a goat, Chunyangzi shouted loudly with a red face after three minutes of preparation for casting spells: "Please magic!" The voice was loud and harsh.

After roaring such a throat of pure yangzi, the whole body began to bulge like a balloon cheering up, and made a "bang, bang" muscle beating sound, the rib-like body began to bulge a piece of muscles entrenched in the muscles, and the legs like hemp rods began to stretch to the limit, directly bursting the pants hidden under the robe, and the size of one meter seven skyrocketed to more than three meters! A Hulk appeared in front of the eyes of the world.

The righteous monk who witnessed the transformation of Chunyangzi helped his sunglasses that were scared off by excitement, pulled his mouth into an incredible and said, "Hey, hey, hey, this is too exaggerated, right?" It's just a change! ”

In the heart of the righteous monk, Chunyangzi is an official figure with a little bit of Taoism, and his specialty is that he likes to put on a show, pretend to be a leader, and pretend to be the boss. Good at sneaking whiskers and slapping horses, bullying the weak, usually running errands, and going around to check the relationship between the cultivation world, I never expected that Chunyangzi would become like this, it was beyond my expectations!

Junyoko, who had completed the transformation, squinted his eyes, glanced at his little brother, and then looked at his own Humvee! Nodding with satisfaction, under his own leadership, this group of rabble also withstood the stiffness, let themselves perfectly perform the magic of please, and there is also the righteous monk The lighting master is here, it's time to let the cultivation world spread the legend of my pure yangzi!

As a social monk who mixes on the road, the righteous monk saw his eldest brother's thoughts at a glance, ran into the Hummer car, took out a pair of tyrannosaurus sunglasses and handed them to his boss, and said very doggy: "Big brother, please bring sunglasses, wait for what lights you want, what kind of lights your brother will give you!" ”