Chun Yangzi, who loves face the most, suddenly couldn't accept this reality, and drank to the detention room, if this matter was known to his colleagues in Xiangxi, then where would he put the face of his leading brother! Therefore, this precipice cannot be spread to the outside world! Holding back his groggy head, he said to the little policeman outside the door: "Young man, this is all a misunderstanding! You listen to the old way and explain it to you slowly! ”

"Explain a fart, come out of the sloppy! Do you know that I have been investigating drunk driving in Xiangxi for three years, you and I have ever met the most awesome person, a lot of age, the alcohol test degree is more than 2,000, and the person who steps on the horse is simply the god of wine in the world! You can't run away from drunk driving! Ma Yu came out to go through the formalities and called your family to pick you up! The little policeman said without buying it!

Chunyangzi saw that his good words didn't work, so he immediately sacrificed his killer weapon, touched his beard and said: "Young man, you are young and ignorant, I don't blame you, I know your director, I drank with your Mao Bureau last night, Boss Rong will call your boss, and you will invite me out in a while!" ”

After Chunyangzi finished speaking, he took out the brand-new and latest fruit mobile phone from his robe and began to call acquaintances to do errands! Called one, no one answered, called two or no one answered, called three, and still no one answered, Chunyangzi suddenly became anxious, and read in a low voice: "Impossible, one or two, no one answers!" Could it be that the other party has drunk too much and is still sleeping? ”

Junyoko calls and prepares to move the relationship! The official people in Xiangxi all gathered together for a meeting, because the attention caused by this burglary and murder was too high, so the mobile phones were silent during the meeting! So perfect to miss Junyoko's call!

The little policeman just saw Chun Yangzi's sworn and frank appearance, and he was still a little scared! I was afraid that the old man in front of him really knew the director, but after seeing the other party's operation, his hanging heart suddenly put down, and he scolded in his mouth: "You just know the king of heaven, and you can't avoid punishment!" Slip out! Otherwise, I'll come in and arrest someone!" ”

Chun Yangzi, who was in a hurry with a cold sweat on his face, explained loudly: "Maybe your director is in a meeting, so no one answers, Lao Dao, I have a friendship with your director, you give me some time, I'll fight later!" ”

"Spank a fart, don't pretend to be me!" After the little police officer finished speaking, he forcibly resisted his desire to vomit, walked into the detention room, picked up Chunyangzi's clothes, and forcibly took Junyangzi out!

Drinking until his hands and feet are weak, the top-heavy pure Yangzi was brought out by the little police without any anti-pit power! The two of them made it all the way to the office area! The little policeman took Chunyangzi casually and said in his mouth: "Old man, don't pretend, you are seriously drunk and driving, and you have threatened the lives of others, now revoke your driver's license and fine 5,000 yuan, see that you are a lot of age, I will not stay with you, call your family to pick you up!" ”

Chunyangzi called the director and others again with a dead mother's face, but no one answered, and finally handed over his driver's license in frustration, received a fine, and walked out of the police station with vain steps! scolded vigorously in his mouth: "Made, these people in Xiangxi officialdom are not people, there is a buddy on the wine table, there is really something to find the other party and not answer the phone, I Chunyangzi wrote down this matter, if it weren't for my face in the Demon Suppression Division!" I'm going to call you, ahh After scolding, he spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm on the road! I feel a lot more relaxed.

An aunt with a red armband, seeing Chun Yangzi's immoral behavior, immediately rushed out and said: "Spitting, a fine of fifty, do you give cash, or transfer!" After speaking, he raised the QR code that he hung around his neck!

When Chun Yangzi saw his aunt's behavior, he was immediately angry, and scolded: "People have three urgencies, the so-called, peeing and spitting, Lao Dao has a mouthful of thick phlegm stuck in his neck, do you let Lao Dao swallow it, you show me on the spot, swallow all the and urine for me, and Lao Dao will pay immediately!" ”

Auntie may have never seen such a skinny person in her life, and the aunt with rich combat experience did not scold at all: "People have a living face, a living skin, not dozens of years old, always use dozens of catties!" actually said this kind of, three-year-old children know how to and pee to find a toilet, you spit a lot of age and don't know how to find a toilet to spit! If the old lady can hold the and urine back, she will definitely hold it on your head for a year! Let's take a look, this old man is spitting everywhere, and it's still reasonable, let's comment! ”

After the aunt finished speaking, she shouted loudly at the door of the police station with her broken voice!

Chunyangzi, who was already angry, became even more angry after listening to his aunt's words! Immediately got on with my aunt! Ma Li took out a step of money from his robe, and scolded with saliva: "Okay, you are awesome!" You can hold it for a year, now you can give me a show, old man, I don't want you to hold it for a long time, you just hold it for two hours, and the 10,000 yuan is yours! After speaking, he raised the money in his hand, quickly walked to the commissary at the door of the police station, and bought a piece of mineral water! Referring to the feet of the aunt, he continued in his mouth: "Drink, give me a drink if you step on the horse, I am like seeing how long you can hold it for me today!" ”

After Chunyangzi finished speaking, in the aunt's confused eyes, he explained loudly to the onlookers: "I believe that everyone here is poisoned by this kind of person, the so-called people have three urgencies, the old man is already old, often dry mouth, itchy throat!" I couldn't help it just now, and I spit out a mouthful of phlegm, this dog's day is not forgiving, and I want to punish the old man indiscriminately! Now everyone is giving me a testimony to see if this eighth woman can hold back for me, as long as she can hold back, the old man will admit a fine of 10,000 yuan! In the future, I will hold back the feces and urine and pull it home! ”

Chun Yangzi's words suddenly detonated the melon-eating hearts of the onlookers, as the so-called watching the excitement is not a big deal, the most unprovoked people in China are aunts and uncles, I can't imagine that these two people who can't be messed with the most actually did it on the street!

The people who were fined by the aunt shouted for Chunyangzi one after another, shouting vigorously in their mouths: "Drink, drink, drink....."

The aunt, who was accustomed to seeing the big scene, began to get upset when she saw this scene, looked at a piece of mineral water under her feet, and thought that if she really wanted to drink so much water, let alone hold it for an hour, it would be ten minutes to explode her bladder, and she hurriedly remembered a few words she learned during the training, and explained loudly in her mouth: "The so-called civilized travel, take care of environmental sanitation, and build a better Xiangxi starts with me. ”