Li Zhiqiang clutched his chest and comforted himself that this was just a technical adjustment of the body, so there was no need to be afraid.

However, the pain is getting stronger and stronger!

The scene in front of me is gradually becoming a lake......

Before falling into darkness, Li Zhiqiang and Li programmers heard their colleagues shouting.

"Something's wrong!"

"Go and call the leader!"

He felt a slight sense of relief.

Between colleagues, weekdays are full of intrigues.

But at the moment of crisis, the simple emotions between people will still be revealed.

His relief lasted less than half a second.

", Lao Li is asleep!"

"Hurry up and take a picture and send it to the boss!"

Li Zhiqiang's eyes widened, his expression was hideous, but he couldn't speak anymore, and finally collapsed.

"You call 120, Lao Li is out of breath!"

……

Am I finally dead?

Today, I haven't had time to pay my son's living expenses for going to school in other places,

He's going to be scolding me.

I don't know how long it took.

Li Zhiqiang slowly opened his eyes, and he suddenly found that he was still at a familiar workstation.

The difference is that the lighting in the office is dim, and you can't see other colleagues.

"Was it just a dream?"

"Scared the hell out of me!"

He patted his chest for the rest of his life......

Well.

What about Lao Tzu's chest?

Li Zhiqiang looked down and was immediately stunned.

Instead of the familiar brown plaid shirt and work card, you were greeted by two ribs that were cleaner than a dog had licked.

There was also a white and flawless bony palm, giggling and trembling with fear.

"I—I'm dead?!"

Li Zhiqiang's mind was in a mess, if he still had a brain.

Just when he was at a loss.

A large strong hand grasped his bone claws, and the voice was as warm as a spring breeze, and said to him:

"Congratulations, Li Zhiqiang, you are alive again!"

Li Zhiqiang stared at Wei Kun blankly.

"Boss Wei! No, shouldn't it be a bull and a horse to pick me up at this time? ”

He suddenly became excited, and scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu is dead, why don't you vampires let me go!" Let me go to the underworld, there is no human right to be a man, and there is no ghost yet? I'm going to Hades to sue you, I don't want to stay in this company for a second! ”

Wei Kun swore he was innocent.

The Ghost Affairs Department had just been activated by Sasha's ghost aura when it heard a system prompt that automatically searched for an ultra-low-level geist.

As soon as he saw the name, he knew what was going on.

It turned out to be Li Zhiqiang, the company's most conscientious technician...... Tired to death.

Wei Kun sighed.

"You're right about one thing, this is indeed a ghost company."

"Lao Tzu is a ghost, Lao Tzu is gone!"

"Lao Li, your family's car loan and housing loan haven't been paid off yet, right?"

"I ......"

"Your parents have cerebral thrombosis, your wife has diabetes, and your son, who goes to school in other places, is about to take the high school entrance examination?"

"You ......"

"I didn't say that I don't pay ghosts?"

"You ......"

"And the dead don't have to pay personal taxes, and they don't have to pay five insurances and one housing fund, and the savings are all yours."

"Boss, what can I do for you now!"

Wei Kun nodded with satisfaction.

You see.

Even if it's a ghost, it's very reasonable.

"Your real body, don't worry, the company will arrange funeral expenses, dependent relatives pensions and one-time work-related death grants."

"Thank you, boss!"

"I also choose a particularly good-looking locket for you, the thief has a geek feeling, water-cooled RGB, electroplating with an alarm clock, to ensure that you have face in front of your relatives."

"The First Minister of the Ming Dynasty"

"Boss, you're tired!"

"Then sign this labor contract."

Wei Kun took out a contract for the Ghost Affairs Department full of strange charms and handed it to Li Zhiqiang.

Since there is a ghost department, the recruitment has become official.

If only before......

Then directly send Honghong to step on his head and catch it, and use this kind of thing?

Li Zhiqiang couldn't read the words on it at all.

He glanced at Wei Kun, and without hesitation, he signed his name with the tip of his finger bones.

Why not watch it?

Because it is useless to read it, there is a high probability that the prefecture will not follow the labor law.

The moment the pen is written.

A system prompt sounded in Wei Kun's mind.

"Congratulations, you have recruited the S001 ghost employee - Li Zhiqiang."

"Hint: The ghost employees with numbers starting with S are exclusive employees of the ghost department, rely on the salary system of the ghost company to survive, and are the most important basic members of the ghost company!"

Foundation members?

Basic consumables now!

Then.

Li Zhiqiang tugged at Wei Kun's suit sleeve pitifully,

He said cautiously: "Boss, I haven't paid my son's living expenses yet, can you borrow me a mobile phone......

"Hint: The ghost employee Li Zhiqiang has a "wish" and is very emotionally unstable, do you appease him? If the "wish" is not fulfilled in time, it will cause the ghost employee to lose his mind and die of anger! ”

Wei Kun heard the system prompt, and saw that Lao Li Nianzi was heartfelt, it was really pitiful.

As an E-numbered ghost, if you don't fulfill your wish, you don't even transform into a powerful ghost, but die directly...... There's really no card.

Let's fulfill his "wish" first.

He sighed.

Wei Kun took out a new mobile phone and handed it to him.

Li Zhiqiang took the mobile phone like a treasure, and subconsciously logged in to his own signal skillfully.

The phone rings frantically with a message prompt.

He clicked on the voice.

"Dad, when will I call the living expenses, the school will pay 648 for books."

"The teacher is urging, and I can't hold my head up in front of my classmates."

"Dad, I told you secretly, my mother was angry with you and cried again. I called her yesterday and asked about her living expenses, but she just cried and didn't say anything. ”

"Am I still your son?"

"If you don't give me living expenses, I'll block you, and it's all your own fault! Don't push me! ”

Li Zhiqiang's skull white face was happy and black.

He sighed helplessly.

Open the letter wallet and prepare to transfer the money.

Wei Kun stopped him and said, "Lao Li, don't use your own account to transfer money first, it's hard to explain in the future." ”

Li Zhiqiang was stunned.

That's right, too.

He hesitated: "Why don't you help me, and you can deduct ...... from your salary."

Wei Kun sighed.

"Wait until you go to the office and get some cash, and I'll take you to deliver it myself."

Li Zhiqiang was overjoyed,

He hadn't seen his son for more than half a year.

"But my body, will I be arrested by monks and Taoist priests when I go out?"

Wei Kun shook his head.

He spread his palms, his fingers stretched out, and his palms suddenly cracked, revealing a terrifying human mouth with sharp teeth.

Li Zhiqiang was so frightened that he shouted, "Mom, hell."

I saw the mouth of the person in Wei Kun's palm open and suck it reluctantly!

The mysterious black air flow instantly swept through Li Zhiqiang's skeleton body and received it into Wei Kun's palm.

This is a new feature after the Oni Seal activates the Oni Affairs Department.

It can store any ghost, and there is a certain distance limit.

Subsequently, Wei Kun returned to the normal, popular Innovation Building.

Wei Kun hailed a taxi.

went straight to Li Zhiqiang's son's residence.

……

"Wow, thank you big brother, I'm Nezha's plane tip! mua~ Brother Nezha, you are the best! ”

on a computer screen.

The hot female anchor writhes like a maggot and dances the hot dance she does best.

Kissing at the screen from time to time.

In front of the computer.

A 14-year-old chubby.

In the upper right corner of the web page, the account used to watch the live broadcast is displayed - "I am Nezha".

He was frantically tapping on the screen of his phone, muttering words in his mouth.

"You sunspots!"

"If the penguin dares to touch the original demon, I will directly climb out the pesticide source code for you! And then announced, I'm also a C series veteran. Insidious .jpg"

"Heheda, the mobile game was launched in the first week of 500 billion US dollars, 100 million US dollars (⊙o⊙), 1700w users, it is indeed not popular."

"If you are the Black Plains Demon again, I will be jade! I never felt anything dad, when I was a child, my dad took slippers and skipping ropes, and the pole for drying clothes outside was taken out, and the 20cm thick solid steel pipe was directly broken......"

After squirting wildly, the little fat man switched the app and opened the gacha page.

"Damn, Yelan and Xiao haven't come out again, and the living expenses are gone, when will I be able to get another order of 648."

Window.

At this time, Li Zhiqiang, who turned into a virtual shadow, looked at everything in the room in a daze.

He couldn't imagine that his usually "well-behaved" son had such a black face that made him angry.

I think he usually works hard outside.

This unfilial son is actually rewarding female anchors, playing mobile games, and bragging with his own father?

Staying at home all day playing games, yy in front of the paper man.

How did he come up with such a thing?

"20cm steel pipe? Lao Tzu uses this 36cm thigh bone not to kill you little rabbit cub! ”

Li Zhiqiang was extremely angry, and his body unexpectedly emerged.

his thigh bones and serve the little fat man.

Card Wipe ——!

The phone is smashed and flying, and the cute Miss Miko on the back of the phone is full of cracks.

He didn't care about it, threw his hand on the mobile phone case in the air, and cried out in pain: "My god son wife! ”

Wei Kun heard a cat-and-mouse scream through the door, mixed with the terrible cries of "Shenzi's wife" and "Linghua's wife" from time to time.

"Congratulations on fulfilling the "wish" of ghost employee Li Zhiqiang."

"He's become an emotionally stable employee who doesn't blow himself up easily."

An hour later.

Li Zhiqiang refreshed himself and drilled into Wei Kun's palm.

And in that rental house.

The little fat man got up with a blue nose and swollen face, picked up his mobile phone tremblingly, and sent a button space.

"I've got a ghost! But I guarded my wives! ”

"You don't play the original demon, can you do it?"

Looking at the crazy likes of his friends, the little fat man smiled contentedly.

With a smile, his expression froze, and then he suddenly realized a terrible fact.

Wait, what hit me just now?

"Mom, there's a ghost!

！ The little fat man screamed.

……

Wei Kun took Li Zhiqiang back to the company.

The atmosphere of the company is a little depressing, after all, an old employee has just left.

He sighed.

used the door of the No. 1 live broadcast room to enter the ghost department, and at the same time, he didn't forget to bring back the computer at the workstation for Li Zhiqiang.

"Boss, I seem to ...... Can you get into this computer? ”

Li Zhiqiang hesitated and said.