Li Yuanba saw that his third brother Bai Qi had already rushed out, so he immediately raised the knife in his hand, opened his mouth and shouted: "The second brother is on the same page, just follow your method, I don't believe that she is not afraid that you will rape first and then kill!" ”

Lu Bu, who was taking medicine and eating his brain, was not right, after listening to the words of the eldest brother and the third brother, his brain was hot, causing the tendon named IQ to be broken directly, and he said without thinking: "Okay, leave it all to me, you help me hold her!" After saying that, the thin hemp stem body floated out!

Mother Wu, who is often recuperated by Ye Feng, saw that the other party was so brain-dead that she wanted to do something to herself, an old man, so in order to protect herself from the old age, she immediately picked up the broom in the corner of the wall and shouted loudly; "Sisi, there are three thieves at home, wake up and catch the thief!" After speaking, he raised the broom in his hand and hit Bai Qi who was closest to him, Bai Qi, who was rushing to the front, had not yet burst out of the strength of his whole body, he felt that his whole body was weak, his heart was beating faster, and he was about to stop and take a breath, when he saw the old man in front of him, he lifted the broom and hit him with his head and face, and immediately became angry, and raised his head with a short circuit in his brain and shouted: "My Bai Qi has the intention to kill the thief, and I have no power to return to the sky, you will kill me if you have a kind, labor and management are invulnerable, and you can't hurt me!" ”

"Slap", mixed with a scream, Bai Qi, who had not finished speaking, was directly hit on the head by Mother Wu's broom, the broom head was in the center of the eyebrows, Bai Qi immediately let out a miserable scream, and roared in horror: "Big brother, third brother come and help, the idea is piercing, I am not her opponent, I will rape first and then kill me!" ”

When Mother Wu heard Bai Qi's unobstructed words, she angrily swept back with a broom, hit Bai Qi's head again, and scolded loudly in her mouth: "You three stupid thieves with wrong brains, you don't even let go of me, an old woman, watch me kill you." ”

"Ouch, ouch, don't fight, it hurts, big brother and third brother help!" Bai Qi covered his head and squatted on the ground and shouted for help!

"Dead Sanba, I will only rely on the power of long weapons, and I have the ability to put down the broom in my hand and fight alone, see if I don't fight you, an old woman, crying dad and calling mother!"

"Yes, if you have any ability to rush at me, don't do anything to my third brother! See if I can kill you. ”

Li Yuanba and Lu Bu looked at the broom dancing with an afterimage, for fear that one would accidentally fall into the range of Mother Wu's attack, and stood at a distance one step away from Bai Qi and shouted cruel words!

The broom that was waving ignored the two people in front of him who were talking like crazy people, and Lu No, if you were Lu No, then I would be Wu Zetian, and still shouted loudly: "Sisi, wake up, there is a stupid thief at home, and you actually have evil thoughts about me, come and help catch the thief!" ”

Wu Sisi, who slept next to Wu's mother, was woken up by Wu's mother's loud cry for help, and when she woke up, she yelled loudly: "Mother Wu, you wait for me, I'll come soon!" After speaking, wearing pajamas, barefoot, carrying the stainless steel baseball bat in his bedroom, he rushed to Wu's mother's office!

Wu Sisi, who was angry, rushed into the door of the office, and saw his mother Wu at the door of the cubicle, carrying a broom and playing a young man who looked like a rat spirit, looking at the two of them with their backs to them, picking up a baseball bat like Lu Bu smashing it, and shouting loudly: "Mother Wu, don't panic, I'm here, where is the stupid thief, look at how I, Wu Sisi, clean you up today!" After speaking, he raised his baseball bat and hit Lu Bu straight!

Li Yuanba and Lu Bu, when they saw another girl with a weapon, the two of them suddenly panicked, especially Lu Bu, who had lost his IQ, pounced directly on him, and shouted loudly: "Big brother, there are wolves in front and tigers in the back, we are in danger, we will fight with them today, I don't believe that the other party dares to kill me!" ”

Lu Bu finished speaking, picked up his switchblade for peeling apples and threw himself directly at Wu Sisi, shouting loudly: "If you have a kind of kill me, I, Lu Bu, was beaten by others from the age of three to the age of thirty, and I still live now, I don't believe that you dare to kill me!" Look at my throwing knives! After speaking, he threw the knife in his hand as a hidden weapon to Wu Sisi, planning to follow the example of Xiao Li's flying knife in the TV series, and stab the girl in front of him to death with a flying knife.

However, the idea is ruthless and plump, and the reality is very skinny! The knife thrown by Lu Bu, who was powerless, flew a few meters in the air, and then fell two steps away from Wu Qianqian's left with a bang, and this strength was almost boundless!

And Wu Sisili, who was carrying a baseball bat, ignored the other party's stupid behavior, and smashed a stick directly on Lu Bu's outstretched arm throwing a flying knife, and the sound of "bang" sounded, accompanied by a "click" sound of broken bones, Lu Bu, who stretched out his arm, immediately let out a heart-rending scream, and the whole person fell to the ground and curled up together, shouting loudly like a conditioned reflex in his mouth: "It's broken, it's broken, my arm is broken, big brother, you call the police, the other party broke my hand, there is no more than ten or two hundred thousand, this matter can't be settled!" ”

After Wu Sisi heard Lu Bu's words, he was stunned, there are still such strange people in this world! Burglary, broken by the owner, actually thought about calling the police to compensate, this is also too weird!

After Mother Wu heard Lu Bu's shameless words, she also stopped the broom in her hand, and said to Wu Sisi a little breathlessly: "Sisi, you call the police, these three people are either addicts or patients who escaped from the psychiatric hospital, and their behavior is simply abnormal!" ”

After Li Yuanba, who was intact, heard Wu's mother's words, he immediately lowered his IQ limit, went online with two strokes, and yelled angrily at Wu's mother: "You are mentally ill when you step on a horse, believe it or not, I told the second child to kill you first, and now you beat my person, say it!" Is it public or private? ”

Wu Qianqian, who was carrying a baseball bat, finally believed that the three people in front of her were really wrong after listening to Li Yuanba's words, and this kind of stupid flower could be said, and said to Li Yuanba like a warning: "I advise you not to move, otherwise the baseball bat in my hand will not recognize people!" After speaking, I was ready to take out my mobile phone and call the police!

However, Li Yuanba, whose IQ had been offline, immediately jumped in his brain and shouted arrogantly in front of Wu Sisi after hearing Wu Sisi's threatening words: "Death Sanba, you beat me!" There's a kind of you hitting me, I see if you dare to hit me! There's a kind of you're going to kill me......"

Wu Sisi looked at the arrogant man jumping around in front of him, and in the other party's verbosity, he couldn't bear to smash a stick at Li Yuanba, who immediately let out a miserable scream, followed in the footsteps of Lu Bu, put on the same posture as Lu Bu, curled up on the ground and wailed!