After a tumultuous night of competition, the sun rose as usual.

Just like countless normal days and nights, in the alarm clock that I don't know how many times it is, people struggle to crawl out of the seal of the quilt, sleepy-eyed, beating their spirits, and there are still fragmented dreams in their minds, peeing, washing their faces, and rushing to a new day.

High-end apartment.

Zhang Xuehong sat on the toilet, snorting, her eyes were misty, her sleepiness was not gone, she sniffed her fingers, and she smelled.

He washed up briefly, went to the kitchen, planned to cut some rice cakes cooked in advance, held the handle of the dinner knife in one hand, and flipped through the news pushed by his mobile phone with the other.

"More than 600 local residents are missing in a huge bushfire in Australia......"

"In the event of a large-scale power outage in a province, should people's livelihood electricity make way for industrial electricity demand?"

"Experts propose that the salary of the assembly line cannot exceed 3,000 yuan, otherwise it will lose its core competitiveness......"

"Hosted by the Southeast District Humanities Department, the intangible cultural heritage competition kicked off, more than 1,000 contestants competed for the competition, causing a hot topic on the whole network, click on the link to receive and pay 200 yuan in Xinxin, check the same hot selling ...... Taobao"

He was already watching the news and held back the fire in his belly, but when he saw that he made a payment of 200 yuan on the eve of the night, he couldn't hold back his anger anymore!

Holding the table knife, it was a cold handle, but there was an unbearable itch, he seemed to hear mosquitoes chirping, and it was like choking on fluffy catkins, itchy! It's getting itchy! He stalked his neck, and there seemed to be a fucking sentence in his esophagus, held at the base of his throat - dang! The sound of chopping meat on the board woke him from his hallucination, and he looked at the pieces of rice cakes that had been neatly cut and broken into two places, like gold coins, diamonds, exchange coupons, and little mice.

Some people say that the greatest thing about Xixi is not to make industrial waste affordable for the poor, but to popularize the concept of the limit of infinite division of mathematics for more than a billion people.

I with rice cakes.

At this time, he suddenly remembered the "intangible cultural heritage competition" mentioned in the news......

Clicking on the link, the platform webpage came into view, Zhang Xuehong looked at it, and was stunned: "Why are they all young sisters?" ”

He is exactly the sage mode of the morning, and he is not interested in the young lady.

The fewer male contestants, the more curious he became, so he clicked on a video of a male contestant on the cover.

With a simple and elegant soundtrack, a young man in a young folk costume is dancing a difficult professional dance, with toned movements, full of strength, and first-class visual experience.

But what Zhang Xuehong cares about most is not his appearance, nor his dance moves, and even has nothing to do with 99% of the elements in the video. It's between the boy's legs...... Why is it bulging?

His eyes were strange and suspicious.

Zhang Xuehong is a manufacturer of adult health care products and is very sensitive to that aspect of things. The curve of the contestant in the video is fake at a glance. The more I look at it, the more it looks like his five-year-old son's diapers who still wet the bed......

Uninformed viewers will most likely only think that this player has a lot of money. Only with such a unique experience and profound experience can he distinguish the authenticity at a glance.

Zhang Xuehong frowned: "It's too nonsense, this is also going to be faked?" I'm afraid I'm not going to be robbed by South Goryeo to apply for the World Heritage Site. ”

Then, he clicked on the second video, and the young man in Hanfu appeared, holding his chest up, and Zhang Xuehong was stunned again!

He looked incomprehensibly at the unnatural abrupt curve somewhere, and scratched at his hair hard.

Skip back to the top page and confirm the title of the page.

"It's an intangible heritage competition, not a male ketone dating site...... It doesn't make sense, why is there another little bird wearing an overcoat? ”

Zhang Xuehong doesn't believe in evil anymore.

He clicked on the third, fourth, and tenth videos of male contestants. The more I watched, the more shocking it became, the more I looked at it, the more unbelievable it became, and even made Zhang Xuehong have the illusion of doubting life, he was pondering, did he sell cups and burned too much just because he had to suffer such cruel pain today!

"It's weird."

Zhang Xuehong hugged her chest and fell into deep thought.

The videos he recalled were either masculine and handsome young men, but the place seemed to be expanding rapidly. or a "beautiful man" who is more feminine than a woman, even if the dance and movement range are large, even if it is a difficult split, it is still as smooth as a mirror, and the per capita evil sword spectrum and sunflower treasure book are complete.

"Is it intangible cultural heritage to shrink the yang into the abdomen? Or is there something wrong with my judgment? With my many years of business experience working with Shui Jian and Fuji Ying, I wouldn't make such a low-level mistake, right? How can this thing be weirder than the XP of modern young people! ”

That's when an employee called.

"Mr. Zhang, the factory has come to collect the money again......"

Zhang Xuehong scolded: "What's the hurry, it's not that you don't give them away, isn't it the recent economic downturn and the accumulation of a large number of goods." When the goods are approved and the payment is returned, I will call them immediately, these murderous thieves! They are also embarrassed, the last time they customized the half-body inverted mold, the upper and lower openings can be reversed, although the function is almost the same, but this is also indistinguishable? I haven't settled accounts with them yet! Do you know that the crazy otaku is clamoring to sue me for crimes against humanity, and the boxers who fight with Xiaohongshu are going to sue me in the name of maliciously satirizing contemporary women? ”

Hanging up the phone, he cursed angrily for a long time.

Sitting in front of the computer, Zhang Xuehong was distressed about the payment, and the mouse clicked unconsciously and inadvertently clicked into the topic circle of the intangible cultural heritage competition.

The topic circles are all about the discussion of this competition.

"Jimei, the No. 17 little brother is really sassy, much stronger than the lower Puxin man in my unit. The most important thing is that he still has a lot of materials! I want to clamp my legs! ”

"No. 49 is more majestic, and there are dimples when you laugh!"

"Huh! This is an intangible cultural heritage competition, what are you talking about? Shouldn't we evaluate which player has excellent skills and skills? I don't agree with the upstairs, I think the No. 89 guy is definitely bigger, I'm better, ......"

Zhang Xuehong didn't care at first, men are crazy about women, women are crazy about men, this is the status quo of the Internet in the world, what's so strange? The generation that invented the Internet 40 years ago could never imagine how great people would be doing with this world-changing invention 40 years from now.

Until a button prompt suddenly pops up in the lower right corner of the screen!

"Are you the owner of [Jutoriya] Adult Health Products Company, Mr. Zhang Xuehong Zhang? I heard that you have a large number of goods that you can't sell recently, and I have a good idea to sell to you at a low price...... I don't know about the Intangible Cultural Heritage Competition, have you ever heard about it? ”

Zhang Xuehong was supposed to be a liar, but he suddenly remembered it, and his expression changed.

"I haven't downloaded the buckle! Where do you get the buckle tips? What the hell? ”

Seeing ghosts and ghosts, Zhang Xuehong doesn't care.

Because this self-proclaimed Mr. Idea King provided him with a very complete set of publicity and distribution plans, which were formulated in depth around the "Intangible Cultural Heritage Inheritance Competition" to ensure that he could rub the hot spots and not violate the law and become a defendant. After a few lines of superficial reading, his hair stood on end with excitement, and his back was like an electric current, and he was so excited that he couldn't help himself.

"Genius idea! Extremely operable! Think about the remarks of passers-by who just watched in the topic circle, there is definitely something to do! ”

Zhang Xuehong raised her arms and shook her fist, jumped up from the chair, stepped on the chair, and hurriedly called the employee.

"Let the marketing department and the planning department all take a good look at the video of the intangible cultural heritage competition, and all the male contestants who are bulging like wearing diapers will write them down, and then put words on the Internet, one is counted as one, and no one can be missing, no matter how many people there are, just say that we [Iuriya] want to sign them all as big brand spokespersons!"

"Boss, the formation is so big, will the rest of the male players sue us? After all, it's embarrassing to be ...... to be a thing."

"I wish they would sue me, I'm going crazy with eight warehouses of aphrodisiacs! And ah, it's not that anyone is embarrassed, it's the one who jumps out and screams the loudest is the most embarrassing! Find a negative model as soon as possible, let's only beat him, no matter how anxious he is, he can't take off his pants to prove himself, right? We've won so much! ”

Under Zhang Xuehong's arrangement, the Itoriya Company immediately became fully operational, and he thanked the gentleman from the bottom of his heart, and replied by email.

"After the deed is completed, a million rewards will be given!"

However, this reply was lost in the sea, as if the gentleman had never appeared.

Tianmen City, the organizer of the Department of Humanities, the office building.

Compared with the loud and exciting atmosphere at the beginning of the competition, the current Human Resources Department seems to have been poured cold water, which is difficult but still has to be carried out.

"The charm armor has been distributed, some of the male contestants have chosen to withdraw from the competition, and the rest have been put on for safety."

When Deputy Director Wan Xin heard this, his temples thumped.

He's angry!

The competition has been held for several times, and there has never been such a big mess so far. Counting back more than 20 years, the most serious one was that except for the champion, all the other players died, and all parties were shaken, but finally accepted this ending.

The final winner was the investigator of the thirteenth round, and the only two investigators from the thirteenth round to send their investigators to participate.

Wan Xin still remembered the appearance of the contestant, tall, with heavy pupils, his name was Yang Sihan, who was known as the head of the new generation of executive officers trained by the Thirteenth Bureau, but then for some reason, this woman fell silent. She kept a low profile, not only did she not participate in the Archon Contest within the Thirteenth Bureau, but few people had heard of or seen her in person now, and her power was still a secret.

It is the only two, because this edition also has a seeded player in the thirteenth round, who is a strong contender for the championship.

He raised his forehead and said sternly: "No matter what, the competition must go on." The small god level ceremony in the southeast region must be firmly in our hands, and not a single one can be lost! Without the Minor Divine Rank Ritual, the Department of Humanities and Humanities will lose its means of interfering with strange forces and will be reduced to a marginal organization. When the time comes, everyone will be unlucky, and no one will be able to escape! ”

Everyone understood, nodded vigorously, and exchanged glances.

At this time, someone came to report and whispered to Wan Xin.

"Liu Yuming of Heaven Media seriously injured the messenger who went to deliver the talisman armor, he was very angry, and he tore things ......"

"He has reason not to be afraid of this kind of thing. After all, there was that terrible weirdness sheltering him, and Paradise Media really made a bloody investment. Deputy Director Wan waved his hand, not taking this matter to heart.

The person who came solemnly nodded slowly. Everyone agrees that Liu Yuming is recognized as one of the strongest seeds in this tournament.

"After all, it's Liu Yuming, no matter how big an accident is, it's the top four."

"Even the mysterious attacker didn't dare to touch him, unless he was crazy, he would provoke the butcher......"

Before the end of the meeting, Wan Xin's tone was resolute.

"The Intangible Cultural Heritage Inheritance Competition is the most important task for us at this stage, and no matter what the cost is, we must make the competition a success! There are forces that secretly make trouble, they want us to make it impossible to do it, and they want to use threats and intimidation to scare us away! But this is not possible! ”

"Any filthy bug that tries to stop the Humanities Department is a dead end!!"

His voice was like thunder, and he lingered in the hall for a long time.

The meeting was broadcast in real time to the leaders in the four cities, and everyone had mixed opinions about it.

Wu Panpan put down his mobile phone with a complicated expression, looked at Liu Shu, and sighed: "There are so many changes in the preliminary round. The deputy director has never taken ordinary people into account, maybe in their opinion, these are indifferent costs? It's really a pain for the innocent citizens of these cities. ”

Liu Shu still looks very open.

He shrugged his shoulders and said: "Modern society has always been built on the sacrifice of a few people, if you think about those dangerous industries in reality, you know that it will drag down your body and get an occupational disease, but you have to do it, don't you?" For example, in some backward areas, there is no education policy, let alone natural and land resources, no matter how clever the mind is, he does not have the opportunity to try and play, and in the end he can only do these dangerous and painful things, and become an indispensable screw and lubricant for society. ”

"It's like a human centipede, there's always the unlucky guy who has to be the last ass. Compared to the chaos caused by weird and out of control, the current competition system is already the least bad way. Every year, nearly one million people die in China because of the small flu, and the harm caused by tobacco and alcohol to humans may be even greater than weird. Unless there is a new force, a new belief to change, these self-styled pyramids of interests, can change all this. Who's going to do it? Who has that power? ”

Liu Shu tried to comfort Wu Panpan with reason.

Wu Panpan said in a low voice: "I feel quite sorry for Boss Wei and Xiao Hong...... Especially Honghong, I want to give her an explanation, but I look ahead and backward, there is no good way. I want her to get the reputation and treatment she deserves, and I'm afraid that she will be in danger because of us......"

She thought of her performance, her establishment, and her seriously ill mother, but her mood was even lower.

Just when the two of them raised their glasses and comforted each other.

The mobile phone vibrate, and it turned out that the latest situation of voting on the second day, that is, the day of the audition, was uploaded on the Internet.

They tacitly took out their mobile phones at the same time to look at it, and then turned into big flowers at the same time, spraying drinks on the table, attracting the amazement of nearby diners, and thinking that it was the latest invention of the little couple.

Where can Wu Panpan still take care of the sad spring and autumn.

Her eyes widened, staring at the phone screen strangely, her face twitching, and she held back a few words for a long time.

"No......"

Liu Shu was also shocked, he was full of stomach to see through the crooked reasoning of society, because reality is often more magical than theory.

"Hot search ...... Internet topics"

"Big Bird Spins Festival ......"

"Liu Yuming is at the bottom!?"

Wu Panpan and Liu Shu glanced at the round-the-clock rankings, all of them were male players in the Southeast Region Intangible Cultural Heritage Competition. It turned out that the netizens on the Internet were keenly aware of the abnormalities of these male players, and if it was usual, no one would pay special attention to this matter.

But with thick charm armor, even loose pants will look a little weird. As a result, there was a heated discussion about the issue, and Itoriya added fuel to the fire, threatening to sign the top players in the Zhuan Zhuan Challenge as brand ambassadors.

Although those contestants quickly launched public relations and cleared up the relationship, it still caused an uproar on the Internet.

Everyone used a magnifying glass to look at the videos of the male contestants.

The result was a heated discussion.

First, why are there so many sissies in the intangible cultural heritage competition?

The second is which unlucky egg is in last place except for the sissy.

Because the popularity of spell armor is too high, as long as they see the tragic situation of those attacked players, no pure master dares to take such a big risk. Therefore, Liu Yuming, who rejected the charm armor, suddenly seemed too normal in this group of abnormal pure masters.

Humans are visual creatures, and their judgment of size depends on the comparison between the two.

Liu Yuming sadly became the basic object of comparison.

And what really made Liu Yuming completely break the circle was that the official media posted an article overnight, saying that it was necessary to be vigilant against the aesthetics of sissies and the unhealthy trend of resisting the Internet. In fact, these two things have little to do with Liu Yuming, he is a victim of online public opinion, but he can't stand the fact that netizens are all happy people, and they have a reasonable association.

In the second half of this year, Liu Yuming, the first to be "named and praised" by the official media because he was too small, became popular!

In the mainstream network, the slightly niche intangible cultural heritage inheritance competition has also become popular! Many male players were overwhelmed and chose to retire. Liu Yuming, in order to seek the overall situation, swallowed his anger, all for the sake of the little god level, he endured it stubbornly!

Compared to the hell mode of the male players, the female players are much more relaxed and happy.

The popular traffic has brought an extraordinary vote advantage to the female contestants. And the vast majority of these traffic were attracted by the most beautiful female players in the competition and became the biggest winners.

Wu Panpan and Liu Shu's fish-touching duo, especially Liu Shu, were frightened by the weirdness of the Karma in the supermarket.

Two pure bastards actually succeeded in advancing quietly!

Pre-Ranking ......

"19?!"

The two of them looked at the rising rankings in amazement, and they were a little skeptical. Normally, in the competition, the person in charge takes the players away, and Honghong is dragging two soy sauce bottles and running all the way in the direction of promotion!

"Is this the cut?" Wu Panpan scratched his hair and said, happy and confused.

She found that she suddenly couldn't understand the domestic Internet.

In the evening.

Honghong's final ranking stopped at seventh place and successfully advanced to the top 128! Just when Wu Panpan was about to investigate her opponent in the first round, she received the news that her top 128 opponent had withdrawn.

Wu Panpan was stunned and puzzled: "What's the matter?" The promotion quota is so precious, why did you withdraw from the competition? ”

The middle-level leader of the Department of Humanities was silent and spoke solemnly.

"It was a male player who withdrew, well, it used to be. It's said that I'm going to change careers and go to the Internet as a welfare girl.,There's no way.,It's just popular.。 ”

Wu Panpan: "? ”

Liu Shu: "! ”

Seeing that the two of them didn't speak, the middle-level division leader said to himself: "The top 64, try hard to break into the top 32, even if there is half a successor quota in the top 32, so that I have a reason to keep your establishment at the annual meeting, this opponent is sent to you, before the location is drawn tomorrow, find a way to grit your teeth and break through the last pass." ”

Wu Panpan was overjoyed, she wanted to find Honghong, hug her and kiss her fiercely. But when she saw the top 64 opponents sent by the leader, her eyebrows raised slightly.

"It's Yu Hao's group, coincidence? Or is it intentional? ”

Yu Hao peeked at Wu Panpan's preparation, and he had already planned it. And his strength is deeply hidden, insidious and cunning, and he will use radical means if he can't keep it.

"No! Find Wei Kun and Xiao Hong as soon as possible! ”

Wu Panpan clenched his fists and muttered: "They are just ordinary people, don't let me ...... accident"

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