Chapter 193: You Want to Have the Last Laugh Too?
Mountains and tsunamis!
Zhang Bing, the host of Yunhai Satellite TV, shouted in his signature elongated tone.
"After a whole night of fierce competition, the backstage of the program group is counting the scores of the competition, hosted by the Department of Humanities, the 9th Ford Cup Southeast Region Intangible Cultural Heritage Inheritance Competition has been successfully concluded, and the final champion is about to be released——"
"Whoa-la-"
Thunderous applause.
The hustle and bustle of the outside world woke everyone up, like waking up from a dream, and returning to the reality of human obstacles.
What happened in these two hours was like a crazy dream, and the three minor gods of the Night Wandering God, the Butcher, and the Hundred Eyes True Monarch fell. The ghost bride appeared, and the weird Dunhuang Yuefu of the Great God Rank confronted it, and the final result was unexpectedly unfinished?
Thankfully, with the exception of a few unlucky guys, not many people were directly affected by the incident. Thanks to Hyakmu Mako-kun's timely reminder. Thinking of this, some people cautiously observed Hyakmu Zhenjun.
He was deprived of his strange powers by Dunhuang Yuefu and was demoted to a mortal, at this time he was no different from a lean middle-aged man working hard in ordinary streets and alleys.
Some people who had a grudge against Hyakmu Zhenjun looked at him with bad intentions.
Baimu Zhenjun, the current Baisheng, the inverted eight-character eyebrows are even more sad and lonely, and the whole person has lost the desire to live.
The key at this time is not in the Hundred Eyes True Monarch.
Although the popularity gathered by the competition was taken away by the mysterious ghost bride, the generous rewards of the Department of Human Resources and Social Affairs are still valid. One of the most eye-catching and eagerly prized champions is an embryo that is said to be a perfect little god rank!
However, everyone knows that the so-called perfect little god rank of the Department of Humanities is just a high-quality ghost jade left behind by a certain strange person who failed to ascend the god rank and fell.
The level of the small god level, according to the level of strength and nature, is generally divided into four major levels, the spirit level, the resentful spirit level, the ghost level, the ghost king level, and the highest perfection level. Among them, most of the perfect small god steps are just people's beautiful visions, and they are reserved for the imagination of a higher realm.
Because no one knows where the weird ceiling is.
Therefore, it is perfect, and there is a suspicion of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, just like the trick of mechanical keyboard and mechanical feel keyboard. Even so, this reward is still enough to salivate, can help the weird and ghost feeders of the power three, and greatly reduce the difficulty of ascending to the god long rank, although there is a regret of consuming the future potential, but as long as you are promoted to the small god level, you can get an extra life talisman, and no one cares about the so-called shortcomings.
It's hard for Shen Huan to describe how he feels now.
Looking back at this competition, if you follow the script of the Night Wanderer and the Butcher, it may be even worse, they are all crazy people who will stop at nothing for the sake of their goals. Therefore, in a sense, the intervention of the ghost bride also solved the dilemma for Shen Huan.
The game was interrupted by external forces, but there is an essential difference between the two situations, especially when considering the problem under the leadership of a middle-level division like Shen Huan.
The strength of the night wandering god and the butcher is similar to him, and there is a great suspicion of messing up the game, and he will be held accountable by all parties afterwards, which will become the biggest stain on Shen Huan's work resume, and it is an unforgivable mistake.
Demon Museum
The ghost bride and Dunhuang Yuefu represent force majeure. It's a waste of effort for anyone to come. Unless the Department of Humanities and Humanities is willing to invest more resources and manpower in this kind of competition ceremony for the selection of newcomers, and send high-level core forces belonging to the Department of Humanities, there is a possibility of competing with it.
The Humanities Agency has a great cause, and it has a very high voice in the whole country and even the entire East Asian region, and has the power to host many similar ceremonies, so it is impossible to go all out for a regional competition.
From this point of view, Shen Huan has become a firefighter who did not make the situation worse. At least in the eyes of the outside world, the competition was successfully completed, and the reputation of the Department of Human Resources was not damaged.
Shen Huan let out a long breath and tidied up his suit and tie tiredly.
He exchanged glances with Onizhu tacitly, and they had a consensus to hide their speculation about the ghost bride from the bottom of their hearts, without telling anyone else present.
"The statistics are out."
The subordinate reported: "According to the performance of several ring battles, in order of order, excluding the players who 'withdrew halfway' and did not participate in the ring battle, in addition to Lu Xuan who is free online, it is Qiu Zhen, Chen Yifeng and Xiao Hong......"
The corners of Shen Huan's mouth twitched.
Fortunately, there is still Lu Xuan in the end, otherwise it would really be a big joke. Qiu Zhen said that after all, there is an unclear connection with the Thirteenth Bureau and the Folklore Bureau, as for what Chen Yifeng and Xiao Hong are? Spooky rewards for ordinary people?
What's the difference between that and the lucky boy winning a place in the crematorium?
"Just announce Lu Xuan, sell it to Freedom Online, and afterwards talk to them about the problem of the night wandering god. If you don't get some blood, don't think about getting the lake over! Shen Huan slowly sorted out his hairstyle and restored the capable appearance of the social elite.
The subordinate hesitated: "Actually, it stands to reason that the champion should be given to the final ring fighter, that is, Xiao Hong......"
Before the words fell, I saw Shen Huan staring.
"You're not stupid, it's taboo to let ordinary people get into the game, and you'll have to let the local folklore bureau come over to finish it later, at least to make sure they don't go around publicizing what they've seen. Giving that kind of thing to ordinary people, isn't it tyrannical what is it? ”
The subordinate nodded in response.
While the host Zhang Bing was still stirring up the atmosphere, he carried out a live online lottery before the announcement of the champion. Shen Huan found Lu Xuan and Ghost Bamboo and told them the good news.
Hearing that the champion was free online, Onizhu showed unexpected joy.
When it was Lu Xuan's turn, her attitude was ambiguous, she was annoyed by Shen Huan's urging, and choked up: "If I want this champion or not, decide for myself!" I don't need you to discipline you! Her personality has always been a little rebellious, and it is this characteristic that makes Jiang Zhiyao quite fond of her.
Shen Huan was bored, and wanted to say something nice to end the game quickly.
Ghost Zhu also looked at Lu Xuan expectantly. "If you can win the championship, it can bring a good positive publicity effect to Freedom Online......"
Lu Xuan glanced at him and said slowly.
"Are you stupid for me? Positive publicity? Advertise that I was approached by a ghost bride afterwards to boost the GDP of local hospitals, crematoriums, and Yongsan Cemetery? The task given to me by Director Jiang is only to enter the top four, so I won't use this kind of thing to invite credit, who still doesn't understand that the champion and the champion's reward are hot potatoes, have you asked Director Jiang's opinion? In case you win this championship and cause trouble to Free Online, can you afford the consequences? ”
With sharp teeth, he couldn't refute it, he was afraid of Jiang Zhiyao, and said angrily: "Then what do you want?" ”
"Retire, the champion loves whoever wants it."
Lu Xuan snorted softly, and actually left the contestant's seat directly and walked to the backstage, causing the audience to exclaim in surprise. Everyone especially likes to see this unexpected explosion, and they have discussed what kind of changes have happened.
Shen Huan stomped his feet, wanting to scold but couldn't find the right words.
There was no way, he found his subordinates and ordered: "You check the cameras outside the barrier, as well as the general intention of the audience." The illusion of human impairment, there is too much instability. We have to find a good reason to pick a new champion. Tentatively Qiu Zhen, there's no way! ”
Pressed for time.
The subordinates didn't even have time to come to report, so they called and hurriedly said to Shen Huan: "Leader, I can't see the content of the camera!" ”
"Broken? It shouldn't be, it's all the top Dongying goods, a few million smaller! ”
"It's not broken, it's ...... It's so year-like. ”
“?”
Through the mobile phone video, Shen Huan and the leaders of the Cultural Affairs Department next to him looked at the screen...... Liu Yuming, Fat Guoer, Chen Yifeng, Qiu Zhen, Xiao Hong and many other players smiled and held hands to stage a harmonious gala.
"Dad!" "Hey!"
"Mom!" "Hey!"
"Let's eat together! Dumplings! Smash! ”
Those who watched were silent.
Not to mention, it's really the New Year ahead of schedule, and the painting style has changed from "Intangible Cultural Heritage Competition" to "Avenue of Stars: I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala".
Shen Huan came back to his senses, no wonder the audience outside laughed like crying, crying like laughing, turned off the sound, didn't look at the title, and said that this is a happy comedian, and some people believe it! Look at the sad-faced, slightly chubby bald-headed Baimu Zhenjun, isn't this a copycat Degang! Let's take a look at the ghost bamboo that looks like Yu Qian, Cao Yunjin's self.
Yo, Deyun Club is alive! It's almost like Shen Huan packed up and ran away.
"Why is this happening?" A leader covered his face with a mask of pain, covered his forehead and said, "This was not the case in previous years......
"Because there are many ordinary players participating in the finals, this year's external propaganda is not as gunpowder as before, and the impact of the ghost bride's ghost on the human barrier...... Wait, it's not watching the Spring Festival Gala too much and being angry to death, right? ”
"Definitely not. It's weird but thirty, they're clear, Europa is weird Halloween, and the pretty country is weird 911. ”
"It's not necessarily Qingming, when was Anzi in the east killed by a gun?"
The topic is getting more and more crooked.
To put it bluntly, no one wants to take responsibility and dare not mention the most critical question - who is the champion.
The host Zhang Bing didn't know the situation, he also thought that the organizer had already set the ranking, and announced the list of winners to watch the live webcast, which were "The Four Gods Can't Make Up a Mora", "Cat Thunder Dream Tears", "Wang Yuan Bring Me a Box Rui Carving 5" and "Blind Date and Love a Family".
That's when it happened.
A staff member ran to the edge of the stage in a panic, holding a sign alof, and gestured frantically to Zhang Bing.
Zhang Binggang had just laid out the atmosphere, and planned to invite Mr. Shen Huanshen, the person in charge of the organizer, to come on stage to announce the champion, but when he saw the content of the brand, he almost choked to death with a mouthful of water.
There were only five words on the sign.
But it is enough for Zhang Bing, who grew up in the magic capital since he was a child, and he has more than 30 years of rich hosting experience, standing on the familiar stage with his heart stopping and sweating coldly......
【Qiu Banshan is coming】
Zhang Bing has the illusion that the long legs of a national treasure have run out of the museum.
Old Man Qiu has been absent from the rivers and lakes for many years, but there are still his legends in primary school textbooks. This old gentleman, in his early years in Europa, traveled around the world, and through his own efforts, the people of various countries gradually changed their domestic views, appreciated the long-term charm of oriental culture and art, replaced the long-standing image of the Yellow Peril, and began to face up to this young and ancient civilization in the Far East.
He has endured countless discrimination, violence and controversy, and even suffered a lot of undeserved hardships because of this, and almost starved to death. It is precisely because of this that Mr. Qiu has established a stable and transcendent position in the cultural circle today.
"Suddenly, I suddenly received temporary news from the program team - there is an important matter to announce to you that a heavyweight guest has temporarily arrived at the scene, let us welcome——"
Zhang Bing saw the door of the studio hall open from a distance, and then a group of TV stations and leaders of Tianwangzhou Group were crowded, and in the dazzling suits and tunics, respectfully surrounded an old man with old hair, outstanding aura, and simple Tang costumes.
It is Qiu Banshan and Qiu Yunying's father and daughter.
Shen Huan and the leaders of the Humanities Department were stunned, and found someone to ask, "Who invited this old man?" Popularity support, national fortune, this level of big people, a slightly weaker spirit will be scared alive when he sees him! Invite him to be a guest on the god level, and give weirdness to practice his courage? ”
"It's not invited, it's the old man who came to the door himself-"
The leader was not stunned, and shouted in a low voice: "Come to the door yourself? Exorcism! Next time, you don't have to invite such a big person, can we do it directly in the martyrs' cemetery? Let the Heroic Soul teach the weirdos a history lesson! ”
"He's here for Xiao Hong."
There is a middle-level female leader of the Humanities Department named Zuo Muyun, who said slowly.
Zuo Muyun is a very small number of ordinary people in the Humanities Department, and he is also the main candidate for the Humanities Department to deal with secular forces, after all, weirdness is not seen in many cases, and there are too many hidden dangers in ghost keepers.
She has always had the habit of paying attention to the fashion circle, and she has long heard of Xiao Hong's reputation in the limelight in the past half month. She also learned through inside information that Xiao Hong is not only the new spokesperson of Qiu's Group, but also attracted Mr. Qiu to go out of the mountain, planning to create a series of national style high-end for himself!
If this news spreads, the envy and jealousy of many international supermodels will completely drown this little girl, which is the opportunity that many insiders dream of and ascend to the sky in one step. Even her own daughter Qiu Yunying didn't have such a good treatment, and if she wanted to get the inheritance of the group, she had to compete with the group of returnee executives......
"Xiao Hong, that big beauty?"
Everyone is still very impressed with this player. One is because of her strange habit of wearing sunglasses, and the other is her peerless appearance that is still demonic and dumps all beings while wearing sunglasses.
Xiao Hong, as an ordinary person, was able to reach the finals, not only because Baimu Zhenjun was secretly working with the help of the Faith Society and Heaven Media, but also because of the factors that the Human Resources Department was fueling. For no other reason, Xiao Hong is so beautiful, so beautiful that it directly affects ratings and online popularity.
At this time, news came from the other end, saying that Qiu Zhen had also announced his retirement.
Reasonable, unexpected.
Qiu Zhen's identity is very sensitive, and his purpose in participating in the competition is more like using himself to prove the feasibility of the "True Thought System", rather than seeking fame and fortune and awards.
"Chen Yifeng is not much better than a vegetative person, Hua Ling is too soy sauce, and she is not ...... in the camera outside the barrier"
"Or else?"
Many leaders of the Department of Humanities looked at each other, and saw the same answer from each other's eyes, but no one was willing to say it first, and in the end, Shen Huan was in a hurry because of the urgency of time, and the old man Qiu walked into the venue immediately, so it was reasonable for him to go out immediately to greet him-
Shen Huan's face turned red and said with difficulty.
"Jokes are jokes, and it is natural to have Qiu Banshan as a backer...... Just her! ”