92 Classroom Jokes
The next day, early in the morning, Jian Zheng was about to be discharged from the hospital and go back to school. But here's the problem, it's impossible to go back to school in a hospital gown.
At this moment, Ling Yufang came to the ward, happily threw a set of clothes on the bed and said, "Hurry up, change your clothes, let's go back to school." "Yes, what a joy it must be to do something meaningful for him.
He picked up the suit from the bed and held it in his arms, feeling thrilled inside. When he grew so big, only when he came to school, his mother made him a new set of clothes, and today, this female classmate gave him a new set of clothes. In an instant, she actually had the same status as his mother in his heart.
He looked at her stupidly, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he didn't know what to say.
She reacted immediately, but it was a misunderstanding, "Oh, change clothes, I'll go out first, you quickly change." With that, he exited the room.
After a while, he opened the door from the inside and tugged at her, meaning to show her.
She came into the room, circled around him, and asked him as she looked, "How is it?" ”
"Thanks, it's good!"
She smiled at once, but her face flushed again in an instant. Because the dress was obviously much bigger, and it didn't fit well, and he said it was good, so she was happy. But at the same time, I think back to the careful thought I had when I was making clothes last night. He grew so fast, only a month, the previous clothes could not be worn, so he had to be made bigger, how big, at that time she fantasized that when he grew up, she could stand just enough to lean on his shoulder, so she made this suit for him at this height. And at that moment just now, there was even a shot of her leaning on his shoulder in her head, so that face turned red.
At this time, Su Wenge came in with a few classmates, and they all came together to pick up Jian Zheng and discharge from the hospital.
Everyone talked and laughed, and walked happily towards the school.
Of course, happiness can be written on her face, but not necessarily in her heart, she is like this, because she is now very worried about whether Jian Zheng can pass the next three-day monthly exam.
But this worry is unfounded.
The three-day exam ended quickly, and the results came out.
He actually had perfect scores in two subjects, and the others were above 90 points, of course, the English score was still miserable, only 16 points, but even so, the total score had already exceeded 50% of the admission score.
Everyone is very happy about this achievement, of course, the happiest is Ling Yu.
There is another thing, Jian Zheng is also very happy. Within three days, Su Wenge's punishment was revoked, and Yao Xianfeng was released from the detention center and returned to school.
Those things have passed, and I finally have to go to the classroom, which is a very historic event for Jian Zheng, and of course it is also a big event for Ling Yufang, Yao Xianxian, and Su Wen*ge, and Ling Yufang specially applied to be at the same table with him.
Today's first class is physics, which is also the first class since Jian Zheng was in high school.
Teacher Guan stood on the podium with a smile and kindly glanced at every student below, a habit he had been doing for many years. This glance is basically to make eye contact with all the students, invisibly telling them that it is time to go to class. As always, seeing that everyone was ready for class, it seemed that he was looking forward to his class, and he was very satisfied to see this.
"Class!" Teacher Guan looked at everyone with a smile and gave the password to go to class.
According to the previous rhythm, the next step should be the squad leader shouting: "Stand up!" Then everyone stood up and shouted, "Hello teacher!" ”
But today, after the teacher gave the command, everyone was accustomed to standing up, but they didn't hear the command to "stand up", so they hurriedly sat down again. When two students were in a hurry to sit down, they knocked down the stool, and the center of gravity was unstable and overwhelmed the table, and the fallen table pressed on the student in front of ......, followed by a series of reactions.
There was an uproar in the classroom.
The first to react was Ling Yufang, who immediately reminded Jian Zheng: "You are the squad leader!" ”
Class 2 of the first year of high school elected class leaders on the third day of school, and the students from various towns and villages were not familiar with everyone, and they didn't even know each other's names. But there is one person whose name everyone knows, and that is Jian Zheng lying in the hospital. So Jian Zheng had the most votes, and naturally became the squad leader.
He didn't come to class these days, and the task of shouting to stand up has always been done by the deputy squad leader, and today the squad leader also came to class, so the deputy squad leader naturally won't shout anymore.
Jian Zheng saw her reminding herself, only then did she know that she was already the class leader of this class, and she was still very uncomfortable with this sudden identity, you must know that the class leader was a respected role when he was in elementary school, and he had always been the child of the team secretary, so he was a little flustered, and he didn't know what to do?
Ling Yufang reminded him again: "Then you shout 'stand up'!" ”
Jian Zheng reflected at this time, "Stand up!" ”
"Hello teacher!"
"Hello students!"
This is the official course for today.
Ms. Guan is a young female teacher who has just graduated from the normal school, she teaches very well in class, and the boring physics theory makes her very vivid and funny, and she often laughs in class, and listening to her class is simply a pleasure.
Everyone loved her class.
Teacher Guan was commenting on the test papers, and in order to mobilize everyone's enthusiasm, he asked the students to stand up and answer some questions from time to time.
At this point, there is a multiple-choice question, which is as follows:
Sound is produced by the vibration of an object, the object that is emitting sound is called the sound source, the sound travels in the form of sound waves, and the level of sound is determined by the vibration of the sound source ().
There are four options for support, which are:
A. Waves
B. Frequency
C. Time
D. Strength
"Mr. Jian Zheng, could you please answer this question?" Teacher Guan asked.
Jian Zheng immediately stood up and replied loudly: "Choose 'bo'!" The question was too easy for him, so he didn't hesitate to say the answer.
"Think about it again, did you choose 'wave'?" Teacher Wen reminded him and said, "Look at your test paper, you are a perfect scorer." ”
"It's 'bo'." Jian Zheng firmly said that he didn't need to look at the test paper at all, because of his super memory, it seemed that the test paper was in his brain.
Teacher Wen felt that this question was a bit difficult and needed to focus on it, so he wrote all four answers on the blackboard. Then he pointed to the top answer "A, wave" with the whip, and said to Jian Zheng: "Do you choose this 'wave'?" Are you sure! ”
Here Ling Yu saw that he had answered incorrectly just now, and was afraid that he would be wrong again, so he quickly wrote the answer "B" on the paper. Then she touched him lightly with her elbow, and then dotted the piece of paper that had been placed on her chest, meaning to show him the answer she had written.
Jian Zheng looked down for a moment, then looked up at the blackboard, and answered the teacher's question: "Teacher Wen, it's not your 'wave', it's Ling Yu's 'bo'." After a little thought, he added: "The 'wave' of the two of you is different, not the same 'wave'. ”
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All the girls' faces immediately turned red.
The boys couldn't hold back any longer and laughed en masse.
Teacher Wen was not determined enough, but now he can't pretend anymore, so he rushed out of the classroom in shame. In a hurry, when he got off the podium, his high heels were off, and his foot was broken.
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There have been many similar jokes, but with the help of Ling Yufang and the understanding of other classmates and teachers, he quickly adapted to school life.
The difficulty that he hadn't learned English made Ling Yu sad, so she made a year-long English tutoring plan.
Jian Zheng has never learned English, and has to be taught from the most basic alphabet and English standards.
As soon as the morning reading was finished the next morning, the students grabbed their rice bowls and sprinted in the direction of the cafeteria. But the sharp-eyed classmate found that Jian Zheng had just stood up, and was stopped and sat down by Ling Yu, and then began to mumble and talk.
"Jian Zheng, I want to talk to you."
"Okay, you can say it."
"Do you want to do well in English?"
"Of course!" He said to Ling Yuyu: "I dream of it! ”
"It's good to have your words," Ling Yufang was satisfied with his answer.
"After we finish dinner every day, we will go to the rocky mountain in the playground at the back early, I will help you tutor in English, and I must bring up your English scores."
He was moved again for having such a female classmate who was thinking about herself all the time.
When it comes to "desire", most people think of "meat valley owing". However, few people know that "desire" is composed of the words "valley" and "ow", and only under the condition that "valley" is "owed", that is to say, in an environment where the stomach is not full, people have a strong idea inspired by their own survival, and work hard for this idea recklessly, that is called real desire.
And this group of children who came out of the mountains in the second class of the first year of high school generally have this desire.
The family members, and even the clansmen, who are struggling to survive in the green mountains and loess, piece together the slightest desire squeezed out of their teeth and put them on these children, so the learning power that bursts out of them is amazing.
Mr. Chen also came over in this way, and now he also hopes that his students can change their destiny through their own efforts, just like himself. Therefore, he set one learning goal after another for the students and put forward one learning slogan after another. Many years later, everyone still remembers the exciting words he put forward: "Walking a thousand miles begins with a single step, and wearing leather shoes begins with a pen", "If you want to wear straw shoes only because of a moment of negligence, you have to work hard all the time if you want to wear leather shoes", "When you read in the first year of high school, you should read in class after class"......
These students in the second class of the first year of high school, it can also be said that the students of that era, have consciously or unconsciously become one after another crazy machines copying knowledge.
In this class, no matter how big things happen, as soon as you mention learning, you have to give way.
The school stipulates that self-study will be done at half past nine o'clock, and when the time comes, the lights in the classroom will be turned off on time. But no one in the classroom will leave immediately, some people take out kerosene lamps, some people move their desks, but after a while, the classroom is lit up again, and the originally neat desks are suddenly moved into long or square squares, and there is a kerosene lamp in the middle of each square. They will continue to read at night.
And there were a few people who didn't go into those squares.
Because each kerosene lamp was bought by a few classmates with money, and these few students who were not surrounded were because they couldn't afford the money.
Of course, there is a way for these people to continue their studies, and that is the toilet, because there are street lights in the toilet, but there is no other place in the school.
Among these people were Ling Yufang and Jian Zheng, who cleaned up and walked out of the classroom by the light of the kerosene lamp.
Maybe I went back to the dormitory, maybe I went to the toilet to continue reading.
At all times, Mr. Chen would stand under the old locust tree opposite the classroom, looking at his watch from time to time, shaking his head and sighing from time to time.
The student's daily study task is already very heavy, but he has to stay up late after class, and he feels distressed when he sees it. He really wanted to ask them to go back to the dormitory to sleep and have a good rest now, but what could be done to improve the grades of these poor students who took study as their only way out?
So it's hard for him to do it too. However, he set a rule for himself, that is, they must be rushed back to the dormitory before twelve o'clock in the evening, otherwise it will affect their health.
The environment can affect people, and the good style of study in Huashan Middle School is not only influencing and spurring Jian Zheng, Ling Yufang, and Su Wen*ge, who are trying to change the status quo through their own efforts, but also Yao Xianxian, who originally planned to come to the school to make a living, maybe they are not conscious, but their figures are often coerced in this group of hard-working teenagers.
After going through so many things, Yao Xianfeng has indeed changed a little, he no longer has that kind of anger, and he no longer bullies Su Wen*, although his grades are still very poor, but at least he still seems to study hard like a student, or pretend to be a student.