In a place with unknown names and unknown coordinates.

Floating clouds are floating everywhere, a mountain peak is straight into the sky, a group of mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the scenery is merry.

However, if you look down, you will see that there is no ground at all below this peak!

With a bang, a golden light pierced the sky, piercing the surrounding layers of clouds and mist, and fell on the mountain peak.

"Immortal Master, the disciple is back. The person who spoke was the human form transformed by the golden dragon, his face was a little different than it looked three years ago, his skin was like jade shining with a faint brilliance, and his eyes were slightly more agile than three years ago, not like a puppet at the beginning.

He spoke to a figure sitting in the middle of the valley by the little lake.

Bodhi sat cross-legged on the shore of the small lake, holding a long bamboo pole in his hand, as if he were fishing, but there was not even a fishing line on the bamboo pole, not to mention a fishing hook!

"Did you bring anything back?" Bodhi smiled and removed a bamboo cloak from his head. He was dressed in a robe, as if he was like an old fisherman in the world, his face was clearly full of wrinkles, but in those eyes, some strange brilliance flashed from time to time.

"Brought back. The golden dragon hung his head.

"You can bring it in and give it to him......" Bodhi seemed to smile bitterly.

The golden dragon nodded, walked to the side of the mountain wall next to the valley, and gently knocked on the mountain wall a few times. Lang said loudly: "You want something, I brought it back." ”

A tired and hoarse voice came from inside: "Throw it in......"

This voice is clearly Xiao Lei.

The golden dragon stretched out a finger and drew a circle on the mountain wall, which was the Golden Light Cave. Immediately it turned into a black hole in the mountain wall, and he then stuffed a white bag into it.

Xiao Lei came from inside with a satisfied cheer, but after a while, there was silence inside, and Xiao Lei suddenly scolded: "No, no, no! This thing is not right! I don't want this!!"

Jin Long's face was a little unkind, and he couldn't help but shout: "That's enough! I've flown more than 30,000 miles for this thing for you!"

Inside, Xiao Lei laughed and scolded, and suddenly snapped, and the white burden was thrown out of the black hole, and Xiao Lei shouted: "No, okay, okay! I don't want this! No, no, no! Or you hurry up and find me what I want." Or just let me out!!"

Jin Long was a little helpless, when he heard a sudden thunder behind him.

"Enough !!!"

Look back. Patriarch Bodhi had already stood up, threw away the hat on his head, threw his coat aside, and threw the fishing bamboo pole in his hand into half and threw it into the lake.

With anger on his face, this legendary immortal walked quickly to the entrance of the cave and shouted: "Okay, you tricky boy! The world doesn't know how to dream of young people and ask God, and they all want to learn spells from me! It's good for you to sit in my cave and cultivate." It's like I'm begging you!"

Xiao Lei's voice laughed inside: "Huh, Patriarch Bodhi, are you angry? Don't forget our agreement! Hmph! You should have let me go down the mountain two years ago...... I've already seen it, you're just looking for someone to test your newly created set of mental methods, but I'm so unlucky, and you're using them as white mice! I'll tell you, I've been practicing that mental method for two years, what bullshit, what hell of a thing. I don't feel it at all! Try to see what it's like to be locked up in this cave for two years! I can't stand it, master! I want to go out! I want to go down the mountain! I want to go home! Let's say okay! I'll learn your kind of hellish mentality, you have to meet all my conditions, don't get angry! If you lose. Just let me go down the mountain!"

Bodhi's old face actually stiffened, raised his face to look at the sky, took a deep breath, suddenly snorted, and laughed: "Nonsense! Who said that I was angry for the teacher?"

Xiao Lei smiled: "Then what did you shout just now?"

"I ...... I'm practicing the lion's roar for the teacher!"

"Hmph...... Then why are you taking off your clothes?"

"This ...... The purpose of being a teacher is to remove the shackles on your body and use this golden body to collect the aura of heaven and earth!" "Then why are you shaking the flesh on your face?"

Bodhi then snorted and laughed: "Aha, that's because I'm happy! I listened to you full of anger, obviously I have made a lot of progress in cultivation in the past few days, and I am just happy in my heart!"

Xiao Lei was silent for two seconds before he shouted: "Count you awesome! Why don't you go fishing soon? I want to drink the fish you caught with your own hands to make fresh fish soup tonight, you promised it!"

Bodhi used almost all his mana to suppress the murderous aura in his stomach, and his face was not white, but he tried to laugh and said, "Okay, good, you can do the evening class with peace of mind first, and I will check your progress in a while, and then ...... And then I'll give you fish soup!!"

At the last two words, Bodhi almost gritted his teeth and popped out of his mouth.

Even the monkey who was known for his stubbornness back then had never let himself be so angry!

That's it, who called him the only one in the world now who is a half-immortal body who has cultivated the Circle True Technique?

This newly created mental method must find a mortal, have a reborn physique, and must have the foundation of the Truth Secret in order to cultivate and see the power.

Thinking about it now, most of his apprentices have already cultivated into a golden body, and they are no longer in the realm of mortals, and this kid is the only one who can cultivate this set of mental methods.

Thinking of this, I suddenly heard Xiao Lei shouting inside: "Don't forget, the water for boiling fish soup can't use ordinary water, I want the rootless water in the West Queen Mother's Yao Pond!"

Bodhi resisted the urge to flatten the entire mountain with a backhand palm, twisted his beard vigorously, shook his head and left, but glared at the golden dragon next to him, and waved his hand: "If you don't go to the Queen Mother of the West quickly, just say that I will borrow her a bottle of Yaochi rootless water!"

The golden dragon seemed to be a little dissatisfied, but Bodhi shook his head and shouted: "If it weren't for the fact that you are not a mortal, I would have asked you to test that set ......of mental methods!

Seeing the golden dragon leaving, Bodhi recited the meditation mantra in his mouth, slowly came to the edge of the lake, and roared loudly: "What should people in the world do if they beat me, scold me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, and hate me...... I should bear with him, bear with him, let him avoid him, hide from him, accept him, and come to see him in another hundred years......"

He read a few words over and over again, the anger in his heart gradually dissipated, and with a flick of his sleeve, the two broken bamboo poles in the lake flew up automatically, reducing them to one, Bodhi laughed twice, and was sitting down to continue fishing, but he heard Xiao Lei crying like a wolf howling from the cave behind him:

"A cigarette after dinner, happy like a god - a little crooked in bed after dinner, the fairy is my little obedient

When Bodhi heard the words "the fairy is my little obedient", he was really angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts.

His body flashed, and he had already jumped to the mouth of the cave, and shouted: "Bastard boy! In the past two years, I have had enough of being angry with you as a teacher! For you to sit in my cave and cultivate, if you want the wind, I will give you the wind, and if you want rain, I will give you rain! You said that you want to eat peaches, I will give up my old face and go to heaven to pick them for you! You said that you want to eat ginseng fruit, I went to Zhen Yuanzi and asked for one! What is even more outrageous is that you say that the years in the mountains are lonely, and you want to watch TV and go online! For the teacher, you will connect the wires and broadband optical cables to these thirty-three heavens! You ...... What are you going to do!!"

There was silence in the cave for a long time, and after Bodhi said this in one breath, the depression in his heart dissipated a little, and seeing that there was no movement inside, he thought: Isn't this kid having a change of heart?

Who knew that he had just thought of this, but he heard Xiao Lei sneering inside: "Hmph, thirty-three heavens...... Hmph, don't you know that this world has already had wireless network technology again? It's just that you don't know. ”

Even though Bodhi is an immortal body, an immortal golden body formed by countless tribulations, he can't help but feel a little urge to vomit blood when he hears this.

I heard Xiao Lei complaining inside: "You lied to me first! What did you say to accept me as an apprentice, but it was because I happened to have a special physique, and I happened to have cultivated the magic of Yuanzhen, so you asked me to practice your set of mental methods, first said that you would let me go back in a year, and it has been three years, and I am still locked up in this cave by you! Lao Tzu doesn't want to become an immortal at all, what kind of golden body to cultivate! Damn! Immortals! Immortals are amazing! I have a wife, a daughter, and a large family waiting for me to raise! You locked me up here, my wife and daughter cry every day, what hell spell are you willing to practice when I do??"

After a pause, he shouted: "I'm not the Monkey King! I don't want to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! What is the use of practicing so well? Even if I practice so hard, I play with myself every day! You are so powerful, don't you hide in this valley every day to fish and meditate? You have a spell, but there is no magic, is there a difference? It's just that you can fly! I don't think there is any difference between those old men in the world, who raise fish and grow flowers every day! What about the gods! I am happy and comfortable in the world, accompanied by beautiful wives and beautiful concubines and children, how happy my days are! Now I am locked up here by you, one pass is two years, I have no days and nights to practice your Heart Sutra, and I will be burned by the three flavors of the real fire! Please! Not everyone wants to be a god! Not everyone wants to have an immortal golden body!!"