Chapter 711: Seventh Senior Brother: Don't slap people in the face

Tuanzi has seen the infinite stream written by Wen Li, but because some of the stories are too scary, and the protagonist is an adult, she didn't read it after reading a little bit, after all, she couldn't understand a lot of content.

And many infinite streams will have settings about talents, skills, and the like.

But she hadn't heard of a sloth bloodline setting.

"Then Senior Brother Nine, will you become a sloth?"

She had seen pictures of sloths in the system, and they were cute.

If Senior Brother Nine turns into a round-headed, hairy sloth, she can still sleep with her arms in her arms!

Isn't this just a sloth doll?

"No, no, no!"

Yu Weixiao shook his head vigorously, "It's already cute like a sloth, and it's ...... become a sloth."

Because of his habit like a sloth, he occasionally thinks that he is a sloth and not a human, but if he even becomes a sloth physically, he is afraid that one day he will forget his human identity.

Thinking about that horror game, many people with different bloodlines later attacked the player on a large scale, maybe they were affected by the bloodline.

He was glad that he chose to leave instead of staying in the game to build his power.

"The Lord God says that this effect lasts for a few months for a short time, and for several years if it is long."

Tuanzi wondered, "Then when you stay in this state, will you have that infinite defense?" If you can't resist damage, it's too much of a loss, right? ”

Finally cleared the level.,Brought a negative effect out.,That's the main god that's too bad!

hasn't established a relationship yet, and Tuanzi is already angry and upset for Senior Brother Jiu.

Yu Weixiao couldn't hold back, pinched her puffy face, and paused after noticing her red nails.

Tuanzi looked down and saw bright red nails, and said curiously, "Senior Brother Jiu, why are you pretending to be a woman?" ”

As she spoke, she looked down at the other person's neck.

It's so much like the real thing!

"Ah, this ......"

Yu Weixiao scolded the main god in his heart, "This is related to my skills, I triggered the hidden plot in the novice level, and I escaped by disguising myself as a woman, and as a result, I obtained the talent skill of one-click costume change." ”

Although the one-click costume change helped him a lot, giving him the opportunity to disguise himself to get information from players or NPCs, he didn't want to leave the game with this skill!

"Sooner or later, the effect of the bloodline will disappear, but the skill of 'one-click costume change' will remain, but accordingly, I need to exchange it for food or sleep. In the game, I need to spend points in exchange for different levels of disguise. ”

Speaking of this, the flamboyant-looking man smiled bitterly.

One key to change clothes can make him look like a woman, but walking in high heels and walking like a woman requires him to learn the day after tomorrow.

Tuanzi didn't understand too much, and only came to one conclusion, "Then if you want to change into women's clothes in the future, you just need to eat more and sleep more?" ”

Yu Weixiao still smiled bitterly: "Yes, but in peacetime, this is useless, and you can't make money." ”

Tuanzi patted his arm sympathetically, and when she was about to continue asking, she suddenly found that Yu Weixiao's expression had changed, and she had a bad premonition, "Senior Brother Nine? ”

Yu Weixiao slowly turned her head to look at her.

Tuanzi opened his mouth wide, turned his head to look at the remaining half of the milk tea, and poured it into his mouth without hesitation.

Only then did the two have a chance to communicate again.

When the milk tea loses its effect again, and Yu Weixiao treats himself as a sloth, the dumplings are ready to slip away.

At this time, she noticed that the other senior brothers had not moved for a long time.

Duan Xiayou still made himself a blanket and fell asleep. The little panther had already finished licking his fur and curled up on the sofa, snoring. After the East Gate is particle-shaped, I don't know where it has gone. As for the Tiger King Ji Zhangzhuo, he actually jumped on the chandelier at this moment and looked down on the entire hall condescendingly.

Noticing the gaze of the group, he let out a roar similar to that of a tiger, and said proudly, "These are the rivers and mountains laid down by this king!" ”

Dango chose to slip away quietly.

Finding Ning Jixiu, whose psychological age was only three years old, was eating pastries, she patted the other party's arm happily, "Eighth Senior Brother, fortunately, you have already eaten, and your mentality is back to three years old, so you don't have to face your truest self." ”

Although returning to the three-year-old mentality with an adult's body will also leave a black history, the eighth senior brother has already had a similar black history, and it is better to do it again than to create a new black history.

[Gu Wu System: Miao, have you thought about it, where did the pastries he eats now come from? 】

Dango: "......"

The little girl looked quickly into the kitchen, where the door was closed.

She couldn't see the scenery inside, but she could imagine how Senior Brother Seven cooked honestly.

"This seat is the supreme martial arts, where did you come from to be so presumptuous?"

Familiar words came.

Tuanzi quickly turned his head and found that Ning Jixiu put down the pastry, revealing an evil expression similar to that of some male actors in the TV series.

The little meat paw immediately covered his eyes, "What a terrible expression!" Eighth Senior Brother, you have become ugly! ”

"Nonsense! This seat is truly stunning! ”

Dango was dumbfounded.

Towards the end of the evening, when he returned from work, he found that the atmosphere at home was a little strange.

He glanced around, not commenting on what the new Ninth Senior Brother was wearing, and finally his gaze fell on Zhen Hao Wei.

"Seventh Senior Brother, your face ......"

Zhen Hao Wei, whose face was swollen into a pig's head, tried to smile, but accidentally pulled the wound.

He said calmly: "It's okay, let's fight, I accidentally lost." ”

Ji Zhang, who was recorded in the black history, snorted coldly.

"Third Senior Brother, we are discussing where to apply for household registration for Ninth Senior Sister, do you have any suggestions?"

After changing his shoes, he paused, "Ninth Senior Sister? ”

He looked at Yu Weixiao fixedly, Yu Weixiao tried to wink, but unfortunately his movements were too slow, more like he was sleepy and wanted to sleep.

"Isn't it the Ninth Senior Brother?"

"Huh?"

A few people who were successfully fooled looked at Yu Weixiao in disbelief.

Zhen Hao Wei touched the wound on his face and said calmly, "Several senior brothers seem to have eye diseases, I will cook some meals tomorrow and treat everyone." ”

A few people with eye diseases just want to identify Yu Weixiao's true gender, but if Yutai deliberately tricks them, it will offend Yu Weixiao.

Ji Zhangzhuo had long been suspicious, but he couldn't find evidence, so he ran to find Taiyi curiously, "Third junior brother, how did you find out?" ”

"Looks."

"Eyes?"

Ji Zhangzhuo stared at the pair of eyeliner eyes and didn't see any problems.

Zhen Hao Wei still said calmly: "Actually, when you tiger barked and the cat barked and the pig barked, the junior sister had already exposed the gender of the ninth junior brother, but you didn't seem to think about it after you woke up, and you still had brain disease." ”

Ji Zhangzhuo heard it, and the seventh junior brother had a lot of resentment about being beaten.

But the next day, they accidentally drank the flower tea brewed by the real Hao Wei, and after they imagined that they were aliens with pig-headed human bodies, they reacted that the seventh junior brother was resentful of them slapping people in the face.

(End of chapter)