Bey's dormitory is an eight-person room.

Among the eight girls, two of them, excluding Bey and Sun Pianpian, are single aristocrats.

The two single girls were in a league of their own.

The two girls are also really introverted, and they can't play with them at all, unlike Bey, who looks quiet and well-behaved, but in fact, it's all a lie.

As for the remaining four, they all have objects.

Yu Huijuan, the fake best friend in Bey's dream, had a boyfriend at the beginning of her freshman year, and now she is a sophomore and has changed her position.

Among the remaining servants in the dormitory, one is in love with the class president, and the girl is driven by her boyfriend to go to the students every day.

The other two had boyfriends in high school. Some of my boyfriends are studying at the University of Technology and some are admitted to the normal school, so I don't play until dark when I don't have classes.

No, sometimes I don't come back after dark, and I use the excuse that I want to go to a hotel with my boyfriend to open a room to see Super Girl.

When Bey introduced this to the system in her heart, the old sister-in-law pondered: Where is this to see girls, this is to see boys, to see the kind with mosaics.

Therefore, due to the above situation, it is convenient for Bey and Sun Pianpian...... What's the two? In the old sister-in-law's original words: If a boy is single and called a single dog, then these two children should be called a dog.

At this point, the two dogs ignored the fact that they entered the house and began to undress.

I don't wear anything on it, and you say you're not afraid of the earth's gravity sagging backwards. As long as the pajamas were kitted outside, they came together and turned on the computer to register for the exam.

"Okay, as of April 8th, I almost couldn't register for English level 4, and the exam time is June 11th. I'll take a look at the sixth level, then I will report the sixth level for the second half of the year, register in September, and go to the exam in December. ”

Sun Pianpian habitually unscrewed the cap of the Coke bottle first and then handed it to Bey: "You are good at English, you can do two things a year, I will forget about level six, I need to leave time for level four to attack second, in case I haven't taken the test." ”

Sun Pianpian is very self-aware in learning this aspect, and she is not reckless at all.

When Pian Pian saw that Bey finished reporting English, she took her ID and wanted to sign up for the computer again, and was anxious:

"It's too much, this thing is really useless, why are you so tough. As long as I play the game well, if I play the game well, it shows that I have brains, and I will not surrender if I lose or die, and I am the real pillar of the motherland. I am a person who is particularly suitable for secrecy work, so please rest assured that the motherland will leave it to me. ”

Bey said, "Dongliang, please take the time to look at the job posting. Sinopec, PetroChina, State Grid, major banks, which of the better work units does not require proficiency in office? Which one does not require to pass the fourth or sixth level. Yes, maybe this thing won't work, but it's a good unit's way of screening people. You're just doing secrecy work, and you can't do without this. ”

"Who said that? How do you understand so clearly. ”

The old sister-in-law thought to herself: What I said, what's the matter?

I also said: "It's useless to get it and then say, if you don't take it, you're useless." ”

Well, Bey proved that on the way back to school by the river, the old sister-in-law "encouraged" her in this way.

Bey finished signing up for the computer and hurriedly jotted down the time in a small notebook.

The computer registration is June, and the exam is on September 26, that is, she needs to take the computer test after the fourth level, and take the sixth level after the computer test.

No, she also has a Mandarin level certificate, and she also registered in September and took the exam in December, which is only a few days different from level 6.

Bey opened QQ again and added Mr. Lu's number, and it happened that the teacher was online and decided to participate in the cheerleading team the day after tomorrow.

The teacher said that a dance should be taught on the spot to test the quick memory, completion and expressiveness of the candidate members.

Sun Pianpian leaned over and glanced at it twice, and raised her eyebrows in surprise:

"What? Do you still want to be a cheerleader? I remember that when you were going to perform in military training, you hid behind me like a little daughter-in-law who was afraid of seeing people, and you hid it deeply, so you didn't hesitate to lie and say that you were incomplete.

Although it turned out later that you are really not good at singing, the song that you have to love to sing can suffocate people when you die, and the song of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau can directly send people away, you can kill people without a knife. But I still think you're too contrasted, right?

Tsk, tell me the truth, what kind of great sin did you suffer to save people. ”

It's so perverse.

With Sun Pianpian's words, Bey immediately stood up and danced, and the movement of twisting Yangge in the Northeast was twisted by her very beautifully: "I am only 18 a flower, and at this time, someone will praise Donald Duck." If you don't jump at this age, do you want to jump when you have osteoporosis? Again, let's be honest with you, Pianpin, I suddenly felt very emotional. ”

"What do you feel?"

"Then I'll sing it to you."

Then Bey sang in the song of a young man who was not sorrowful, and sang as he staggered:

"A woman's life is unsatisfactory, and after giving birth to a child, she can swell like a big-headed pear, and more and more women can only rely on themselves, but in the end they live like Journey to the West. Under the pressure of Wukong, with the body of Bajie, these are not the main problems, and the main thing is that you can't go back after 18. ”

"Hahaha", Sun Pianpian's small voice can be seen: "Emma, I'm going to laugh to death, who said that only when you give birth to a child will you be as fat as a big-headed pear, and you will be lucky by age?" My mom said that I was fat but not greasy now, and that the thief had an appetite. ”

The old sister-in-law system was silent: "......"

She was speechless at the two dogs.

They don't look very smart, and it's no wonder that these two children can be delayed in learning and love together.

……

"Ahhhh

On the other side of the desk, Bey sometimes drinks fresh milk, sometimes slaps some milk on her face, her little hands are not idle, and the thief with the mouse clicks is feeding her QQ pet.

While feeding, he coaxed softly: "Oh my little girl, why are you sick, you are sick after I have only been away for a few days, does it hurt." ”

That tone made the old sister-in-law look at it curiously. I think if Bey can show this state in the relationship stage, then it will be fine, then the man will have to be crispy.

Just look at a little penguin on Bey's computer desktop, it's called QQ pet, and the gadget is saying to Bey: Ruthless master, if you ignore me, I'm going to die. Then there was news that it was indeed in critical danger, and Bey needed to buy it some ventilation with ingots.

In the eyes of the old sister-in-law, if you give this little thing to eat and ventilate and disperse things, it is okay, not dripping, Bey will click with the mouse next, bathe and feed the QQ pet, point its little feet and feet to walk, and play with its little hands and hands, until the little penguin's mood value rises, my God.

The old sister-in-law felt that the penguin was happy, but her mood was declining.

But Bey didn't notice it at all, and took advantage of Sun Pianpian to go out to the bathroom, making a voice and the system took the initiative to chatter:

"Old sister-in-law, can you see it? Look how sweet it is. ”

A line of words is appearing next to the QQ little penguin: Master, I called your name 888 times when I fell asleep last night, one more than last time.

Bey was coaxed into joy and waved her hand, intending to let her little girl go on a trip.

QQ little penguin immediately appeared next to another line of words: Go out to travel, master, wait for me to come back and play with you.

The old sister-in-law thought to herself: Don't come back, this day is not enough to worry about such a virtual thing, you need to feed and bathe it at the point, and you have to let it go out to school regularly, work, go to other people's houses (go to other people's computer interfaces to play, let others coax, and know to come back and sue the owner if you don't play well), then how do you let this serious school go.

"Old sister-in-law, why did you suddenly stop talking with such a broken mouth, you don't seem to have made a sound for a long time."

The old sister-in-law cleared her throat and said, "I'm going to get off work." ”

Bey was surprised: "Your system also divides commuting to and from work?" ”

Yes, if you can't stand it, you will get off work, and you will give you a bad review when you turn around, this is a tacit rule in the adult world.

"I'll give you a song before closing the mic, though. Didn't you just make up two sentences of songs with that Sun Pianpian, using the song of a young man's ambition and not worrying? I'll just use a few lines from that tune and sing it to you. ”

"Okay, don't say it, I really haven't heard what the system sings."

"Direct Chorus Part...... Your grandfather will have a cerebral infarction, your aunt will not be able to get married, your uncle will retire early, and your second uncle will not be able to afford it. ”

Bey hurriedly covered his ears: "Don't sing." Do you want the little penguins to starve to death? I've been raising it for so long, sister-in-law, it's okay for you to think about it. Besides, I just want to recharge for a while, and I have just been discharged from the hospital with a fever...... I'm going to go to the bunk and read a book. ”

At this time, Bey forgot why he didn't ask the old sister-in-law about the clock-in time of the system.

At half past five o'clock the next morning, there was a murmur.

The old sister-in-law suddenly opened the microphone with a broadcasting voice: "According to the statistics of the system research team, the best sleep time for human beings is eight hours, and oversleeping will cause headaches, obesity, and a decrease in IQ. ”

Bey covered her head tightly with the quilt: My mother-in-law, what time is it? There are only two classes today, and classes are at 10 o'clock.

"Get up, one by one."

When you are happy, you call Bei Nose, and when you are unhappy, you call people one by one.

"There is a problem with your system research team, I used to sleep in the early hours of the morning, and I didn't see how smart I became."

Old sister-in-law: "You went to bed in the early morning, it's good that you're still alive." Don't talk back, get happy. Some people, tsk, still want to continue to lie on their stomachs when the sky is bright, so they still dream of living in a big house and driving a good car. You've got to move. The brain was empty, the pocket was even emptier, and the two steel hammers could make a sound in their pockets. ”

"Don't say it, get up, can't I get up!"

Bey lifted the quilt and sat up, her little face as red as if she had been beaten with blood.