"Oh my God, Yiyi, you didn't sleep all night last night, thinking about arguing lines."

Bey grabbed Pian's arm and said, "You can even guess this?" ”

is worthy of her fox friend and dog: "Don't mention it, I've been worried this morning, I'm afraid that she won't come back." ”

Thinking of Yu Huijuan's face, Sun Pianpian patted her thigh and laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha ”

Pian Pian wiped the tears from laughter and said: "I'm going to laugh to death, no wonder my mother said that dogs that can bite people don't bark." Wilt people, radish hearts, the critical moment is more serious. My mother said that people who are usually good-tempered can only be bluffed by quarreling. There are even some people who look good-tempered before they dare to kill, right? We talked about it in our judicial psychiatric class. Well? No, you told me last night that you were too lazy to bother with her. ”

Bey said honestly: "Yes, in fact, until now, I don't think there is any need to make it like this, and I will just ignore it in the future." But when I think about it, you're like that, and I'm not a little dumb, so I have to have an attitude. It's not a necessity, it's a must-do. ”

In order to be in Pian, you have to do it.

It doesn't have to be anything in this world, but it's worth it first.

It's not worth it, just do it if you want to.

"Oh, whose little baby is this, my sister really didn't hurt you in vain."

Bey hurriedly dodged: "Hate, you don't always pinch my face." ”

"One by one, do you think we will break up in the future."

"Why points."

Bey looked at Pian Pian and thought:

No, I won't let you go to work in other places like in your dreams. At that time, you couldn't make much money, and the house of more than ten square meters was getting fatter and fatter.

I will drag you to take the civil service exam, so that you can serve an iron rice bowl and can't leave this city, see how you share it with me.

Of course, if you don't want to be a civil servant, you will also be asked to take the bar exam, and then you will be a lawyer, and you can bring me a gift wherever you go to handle the case, which is great.

And this Sun Pianpian has already begun to assume: "Of course, it's because I'm very sad to be with you." ”

"Huh?" Bey thought to herself, where did this come from, I am still mourning? My mother said that other people's faces are smiling because they have a happy life, a successful career, and a smooth life, and I am stupid and happy because I am cheerful and optimistic because of my big heart.

翩翩 says:

"I'm going to have new friends, and new friends will ask me, why did you break up with your former best friend?

I said, well, her name is Bey, you don't know that person, she is too domineering.

Everything, without my consent, she has to buy me a car and a house, and the house must be next to her.

And forced me to go to her every day to eat ready-made meals, knock on the door early in the morning to bring me food, the fruit will be prepared according to the nutrition facts list, and she will also do the cleaning of the house.

The most angry thing for me is that she doesn't let me go to work, giving me 100,000 yuan a month, and asking me to spend it all, how can you do that, isn't this going to give me a waste, if it goes on like this, I will become more and more depressed. ”

It's such a funeral method," hahahahahaha ”

Sun Pianpian hadn't made it up enough, and continued:

"Don't laugh, even if I'm out of love, she cares.

I was looking for a place to sing nursery rhymes alone and mourn my dead love.

As a result, she didn't notify me, and directly found me ten handsome guys over 1.8 meters, and pushed the door to enter.

She also demanded that the handsome men must be all around me, that this one feed me fruit, that one pour me wine and drink, and that those men must recite the words that describe beautiful women in the poems to praise me.

Seriously, at that moment, I was about to be praised for my bald skin.

If you think that's the end of it, you're underestimating Bey. The next day, she pulled me by the arm and dragged me to the airport, and asked her before she knew that she was going to the Maldives, I said that we didn't even bring luggage, why didn't you say it earlier, she said what kind of luggage she wanted, buy it again.

Really, at that moment, I hated my friend, I wanted to yell at her, I hated being drunk, I want to return to a healthy life. ”

Beydu was on the verge of laughing, holding on to his injured knee and laughing too much to get up.

Sun Pianpian said, "Later, too many things happened that made me completely determined to break up with Bey." And guess what. ”

"What's the matter?"

"It's coming, and she won't stop breaking up. She forced me a bank card and said, here is 500,000, you take it, because I don't worry about you living alone. You said that you can still have a girlfriend like this, can you still have it? She is responsible for her life after the breakup, and I will be suffocated after a long time. ”

Bey said: "I can't ask for it, I'm not afraid of suffocation, quickly push her to me." ”

The old sister-in-law system also couldn't laugh.

The old sister-in-law said: "Xiaopang's figure is not fat at all, I think she is inflated by sweet dreams." Bei Nose, shake her quickly, let her wake up and go to class quickly, after class, she will have to go out of the stall in the evening. ”

Hit the ground quickly, don't float in the sky.